Rep. Capriglioni allegedly had an affair with an exotic dancer, paid for abortions, and fantasized about ejaculating in cookie batter for his daughter's bake sale. 🤯https://t.co/VbEEV5yenG

— Joel Montfort (@jmontforttx) July 25, 2025

I hope it was a gluten free ejaculate for his daughter's sake

Maybe the Democrats can run on the other team ejaculating into cookie batter.

This is MAGat behavior for sure. Disgusting, he's probably a pedo as well. That's MAGA

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He thought about cookies, went with nookie instead.

The info about the cookies isn't in the article at all. What gives?

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This is MAGat behavior for sure. Disgusting, he's probably a pedo as well. That's MAGA

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Why is he probably a pedo as well?

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The info about the cookies isn't in the article at all. What gives?

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Maybe okadyo is posting fake news again.

I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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I'm pretty sure he meant an ejaculation of the Rosary being a paisano and all. A little prayer in the batter like a fortune cookie.

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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Because of this video, you assert that both Trump is a pedo and followers of his brand typically are pedos as well?

That's ridiculous.

Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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Because of this video, you assert that both Trump is a pedo and followers of his brand typically are pedos as well?

That's ridiculous.

Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

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Well, he was Epstein's buddy and has all done all he can to hide it also. And sounds like so many on the Lolita Express. I don't know why you are fighting tag so hard. MAGAts are sick

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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Because of this video, you assert that both Trump is a pedo and followers of his brand typically are pedos as well?

That's ridiculous.

Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

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Well, he was Epstein's buddy and has all done all he can to hide it also. And sounds like so many on the Lolita Express. I don't know why you are fighting tag so hard. MAGAts are sick

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Are you so incredibly stupid and deranged to really think that Trump experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children because he affiliated with someone who blackmailed people for banging 17 year old (and older) teenagers? Puberty is ages 8-13.

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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Because of this video, you assert that both Trump is a pedo and followers of his brand typically are pedos as well?

That's ridiculous.

Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

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Well, he was Epstein's buddy and has all done all he can to hide it also. And sounds like so many on the Lolita Express. I don't know why you are fighting tag so hard. MAGAts are sick

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Are you so incredibly stupid and deranged to really think that Trump experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children because he affiliated with someone who blackmailed people for banging 17 year old (and older) teenagers? Puberty is ages 8-13.

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How many times are you going to die on Pedophilia Hill, soldier?

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SBGold said:

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I said it already, it's typical MAGAt behavior that I would not put past any of them.

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Go Bears Forever

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Being a pedo is not MAGA behavior. It is sad that you are so brainwashed to believe it. Was your mind completely blank when they got to you?

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Sure it is, here is your top MAGAt that you are devoted to:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/resurfaced-video-shows-trump-making-lewd-comments-about-baby-daughters-breasts/

I trust none of the MAGAts in regards to this. Sick f u x

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VOTE BLUE

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Because of this video, you assert that both Trump is a pedo and followers of his brand typically are pedos as well?

That's ridiculous.

Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

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Well, he was Epstein's buddy and has all done all he can to hide it also. And sounds like so many on the Lolita Express. I don't know why you are fighting tag so hard. MAGAts are sick

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VOTE BLUE

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Are you so incredibly stupid and deranged to really think that Trump experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children because he affiliated with someone who blackmailed people for banging 17 year old (and older) teenagers? Puberty is ages 8-13.

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How many times are you going to die on Pedophilia Hill, soldier?

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How many times are you going to over accuse folks because you don't like them?

Wow.
And here I thought I was the only one to have ever fantasized about ejaculating in cookie dough batter.

We don't have to agree, it's totally ok. If America is worth a damn, it's because that is still the case.

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