cal's monster class - thread CLOSED - PLEASE do not post here

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j cole graduated from st johns in 2007 with a 3.82 gpa



don't be a dumb azz#
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[SIZE=7]BIG TIME.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=4]a front court like this would do major damage[/SIZE]

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vance jackson scored 17 points as the st john bosco braves got hopped 68-58 by the long beach poly jackrabbits in the southern section playoffs

jackson is a priority 2016 recruiting target for the bears & his offer from the cal staff is actionable
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caleb swanigan scored 23 points in limited playing time as the homestead braves (23-2) took the wallets of the hungtington north vikings 88-45 somewhere in the freezing azz midwest

and by the way, big sauce's shirt isn't pink, it's fuchsia


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Shocky1;842462762 said:



and by the way, caleb's shirt isn't pink, it's fuschia





hahahaha
Lol
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Real Madrid's breast cancer awareness jersey. I bought one for my son at the team store at Santiago Bernabu Stadium in Madrid last Summer.

No I'm not Caleb's dad.
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Bearbits;842462776 said:

Real Madrid's breast cancer awareness jersey. I bought one for my son at the team store at Santiago Bernabu Stadium in Madrid last Summer.

No I'm not Caleb's dad.


you're not caleb's dad?

that's the oregon state recruiting strategy, get the dad on the basketball staff & then recruit your son heavily...kinda successful plan if you ask me (plus you get to sleep with the recruit's mom too, extra benefit for sure)

osu coach: we want you to become a beaver
dad: what's gonna be my allowance next year, dad?
osu coach: that depends


tinkle, tinkle little star#
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Shocky1;842462618 said:

jackson is a priority 2016 recruiting target for the bears & his offer from the cal staff is actionable


What is a non-actionable offer? Contingent on academics or other recruits not signing?
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Shocky1;842462762 said:


and by the way, big sauce's shirt isn't pink, it's fuchsia



Real Madrid and Adidas both refer to it as pink: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/real-madrid/10872350/Real-Madrid-unveil-new-pink-away-kit.html
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stu;842462918 said:

What is a non-actionable offer? Contingent on academics or other recruits not signing?


an actionable offer is one that coach martin would immediately accept

kinda like if kim k dumps that dumb azz kayne for kayne jr (me)
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antipattern;842462926 said:

Real Madrid and Adidas both refer to it as pink: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/real-madrid/10872350/Real-Madrid-unveil-new-pink-away-kit.html


mis amigos de adidas y real madrid no comprende moda

caleb swanigan es muy inteligente




it's called fashion, look it up#
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Shocky1;842462942 said:


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That dude is stacked. Looks great in a fuchsia dress.
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oaktown#
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NYCGOBEARS;842462943 said:

That dude is stacked. Looks great in a fuchsia dress.


in retrospect, you are correct...and what's up with that weird package near the belly?


sorry

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mission valley athletic league (mval) mvp oscar "the ringleader" frayer scored 13 points & teammate facilitator damari milstead scored 17 points as the moreau catholic mariners pushed the drake pirates 80-69 out of the nor coast section playoffs boat




frank knight's student's athletes#
salute#
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both montera middle school student athletes (along with asha thomas) ivan rabb & austin paris scored 13 points in the 1st half as the bishop o'dowd dragons fireaballed 70-48 the campolindo cougars setting up an epic match up with them moreau catholic mariners in the nor cal championship game this saturday at st mary college at 4:00 pm


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[SIZE=5][COLOR="#000080"]Oscar Frayer[/COLOR] is MVAL League MVP[/SIZE]

[video=youtube;rfwKcrupzek][/video]

[SIZE=7]Member of the Cal[/SIZE] [SIZE=7]Team[/SIZE]


Other members:
David Kravish
Ivan Rabb?
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Shocky1;842454745 said:

there is something very unifying, very romantic about traveling to faraway hostile enemy venues with your team

the crowds sometimes outnumber you & your team 10,000 to 20...every stolen pass, every thunderous block, every drilled 3 pointer by them results in ear numbing roars that shake the floor of their arena...it's easy to give in to weakness, to crumble under pressure

yet your guys stay together, they don't play perfect basketball, that's not possible & that's not gonna happen...but they play with poise & passion and there's a real sense of confidence in one another when it really matters, the final 5 minutes of the game, that's when these bears shine

yeah, these 2015 california golden bears are truly road warriors with tenacious victories in reno, fresno, seattle, pullman, boulder & most significantly on the biggest stage on earth, madison square garden in new york city

alone again or#





tuscon is a dump#
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carlos johnson scored 17 points as the el cerrito gauchos (28-3) said good night to the las lomas knights 76-57 in the nor cal playoffs

salute#
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Yes, but did Ed Gray score?
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there may not be an ocean in tuscon but there are lots of liquor stores, gun shops, payday loan operations, auto body shops, tattoo parlors, bail bondsmen & cheap restaurants that epsn's jeff "3 chins" goodman can stuff his face while texting joe for the latest anit-cal ****

tuscon isn't paris

merci beaucoup

tuscon is a dump#
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jabari, last year in tuscon vs arizona you had 1 rebound in 18 minutes & got physically abused by aaron gordon in front of 2 dozen nba scouts

last year in tempe vs asu you had 1 rebound in 16 minutes, pulled up short on 50/50 balls in order to avoid violent collisions & played candy azz soft d...when mike yelled at you after yanking you from the game after floating back on d like cee low green, you just walked/sulked by your coach which caused mike to turn to travis and say "these guys aren't listening"

jabari, is that acceptable to you?...are you gonna ******* compete for loose balls & rebounds tonite at a sold out mckale center, are you gonna bring relentless energy for your teammates?

wanna know a little secret?...the wildcats aren't that good of a shooting team, in fact if you contest their shots they are pretty medicore with their accuracy which is gonna create a lot of long rebound opportunities for you

the bird must fly

let's do this#
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Shocky1;842383084 said:

good evening ladies & gentlemen, i'm sir william shocky shakeyspeare & welcome to english 23, the study of the oakland super hero...i'm substituting for professor dr kelly thompson as she is away getting a brazilian wax in preparation for the san francisco opera's magnificient production of la boheme but i digress...tonight's seminar will focus on the words and the meaning behind those words with respects to oakland super hero, mr ivan rabb


let us examine the most recent comments by mr rabb regarding the arizona basketball program

"they told me that they feel like that they have everything as a program that i need to reach my goals"

one must wonder how the arizona coaching staff thinks an academically mediocre education from the university of arizona and it's 2014 88% acceptance rate will help mr rabb achieve his goals...do they think he wants to be a shift supervisor at the chipotle on country club?


it is also worth noting that the arizona program never talks about giving back to the community and helping those less fortunate...becoming a wildcat is apparently restricted to the myopic values system that it's all about basketball players playing basketball with a basketball on the basketball court

"showed me a lot of clips of aaron gordon and derrick williams and how they utilized them and how i could make a similar impact"

interesting to note that mr miller did not show any clips of former bishop o'dowd superstar brandon ashley who has not developed as expected in tuscon...earlier comments from chance comanche, caleb swanigan & steven zimmerman reveal that they have been show the exact same clips and promised the same glorious utilization and false nba dreams of stardom


"they told me that they fly on charter flights and how it would be easier to get home instead of waiting in an airport to be able to get to class the next morning"

did mr miller also explain that most airlines don't fly nonstop to tuscon without a stop first at the phoenix airport because it's a second rate city?


"it's (the relationship with the arizona staff) gotten a lot better since i told them i wanted to visit (on an official trip)"

this is clearly a manipulative and dysfunctional relationship...mr miller and his staff's interest in mr rabb is limited to whatever he can do for them on the basketball court...as long as he acquiesces to their demands, he will be in favor with them


"i talked to aaron gordon...he told me to at least take a visit and that i would have the time of my life...he said i wouldn't want to leave...he said every game is on tv, the fans are the best in the country and that every game is a sell out"

this is predictable advice from a non student athlete baller who had zero interest in academics and/or business development skills during his 8 months in tuscon...it is possible that mr gordon doesn't even realize that there is a university component of the arizona basketball program

in summary, one can only conclude that arizona is a glorified junior college with a successful basketball program and that tuscon is a dump


i will be more than happy to visit with any of you during office hours but mostly this comment is directed at the brunette with the shapely legs sitting in the 7th row...yes, i'm talking about you, don't make me growl like a bear


good evening


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world


tuscon is a dump#
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is there anything worthwhile about tucson?

yeah, i love the drive from tucson back to north scottsdale late at nite with the top down and the wind in my face & the music blaring at maximum levels (unlike the bears intensity level at mckale) while the monkey voices in my head talk to me about various fleeting thoughts while the moon guides me home




tomorrow's another day#
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"my loyalty is with my family over anybody!"
-ivan rabb


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Shocky1;842463532 said:

is there anything worthwhile about tucson?

yeah, i love the drive from tucson back to north scottsdale late at nite with the top down and the wind in my face & the music blaring at maximum levels (unless the bears intensity level at mckale) while the monkey voices in my head talk to me about various fleeting thoughts while the moon guides me home




tomorrow's another day#


well let rabb decide that. Wow you guys suck.
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muimerp;842463539 said:

well let rabb decide that. Wow you guys suck.


Hey Tucson boy, we beat you last year when you were undefeated. Sean Miller can recruit but his teams underachieve big time. Now go back to your job at Taco Bell, U of A JC grad.
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muimerp;842463539 said:

well let rabb decide that. Wow you guys suck.


and you graduated from an academically mediocre university that has prepared you well to write long sentences with big words & work at the chipotle on speedway

sorry, in today's fiercely competitive global economy that places an emphasis upon highly educated minds, it doesn't really pay to be a dumb azz...do you realize that i can make more $ in 10 minutes that you can make in an entire year as a result of our differing levels of education?

but you're right, ivan will decide if tucson or berkeley is the right place for him

not sure why jeff "3 chins" goodman is reading the monster thread but other points of view are always encouraged

bear down#
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muimerp;842463539 said:

well let rabb decide that. Wow you guys suck.


Congratulations on the win. Don't assume that Shocky, the biggest blowhard d.b. on this board, represents the typical Cal fan. He does not. Hopefully, in the years to come, our embarrassing lineup will once again be able to compete in the games that really count.
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Chapman_is_Gone;842463553 said:

Congratulations on the win. Don't assume that Shocky, the biggest blowhard d.b. on this board, represents the typical Cal fan. He does not. Hopefully, in the years to come, our embarrassing lineup will once again be able to compete in the games that really count.


chapman, the only thing embarrassing is your preference for watching cal basketball exclusively on tv vs attending games in person & your constant criticism of our hard working student athletes

i dunno, guess it must be kinda hard for you to get the time off
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Shocky1;842463554 said:

chapman, the only thing embarrassing is your preference for watching cal basketball exclusively on tv vs attending games in person & your constant criticism of our hard working student athletes

i dunno, guess it must be kinda hard for you to get the time off



You know nothing about my game attendance or my job you arrogant sob. I remember this board long before your tired act came along. Go Bears!
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Chapman_is_Gone;842463556 said:

You know nothing about my game attendance or my job you arrogant sob. I remember this board long before your tired act came along. Go Bears!


trust me, chapman, i know more about you than you think

losers have a "job"...winners have careers

one of my motivations for starting the monster thread was to deal with whiny uninformed candy azz soft tv critics like you that try to put down our extremely high character hard working student athletes...they are not "an embarrassing lineup," they are guys that are working their azzs in order to compete both in the classroom & on the basketball court at the #1 ranked public university in the world...they are shooting for the stars in life & i love all of them for that

are they perfect, are they a finished product right now?...no, of course not but that doesn't mean coach martin & his highly skilled staff don't have things heading in the right direction

chapman, i have no problem with you (other than i think you're ugly & mean spirited) but if you're gonna take cheap shots at the players on the cal basketball team, you're gonna have to go thru me 1st

great to hear you actually go to the bears games...as a gesture of my kindness (my yoga practice is helping me become a nicer person to dumb azzs like you), i'd like to take you to lunch with my fashionista daughter taylor after the asu game, she's got some new organic food restaurant near campus we're gonna check out

namastae#
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jordan ford scored 17 points as the folsom bulldogs (26-4) endangered the pleasant grove eagles 71-54 in the sacramento-san joaquin playoffs

ford is a crafty unselfish facilitator/distributor & scorer in the tj mccdonnell mode...while only a junior in the 2016 class, jordan's got a lot of work to do in the s&c area in order to start building his body up to tj's current 195 lbs of rock solid muscle but he's got his family's work ethic to get it done



salute#
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Shocky1;842463542 said:

and you graduated from an academically mediocre university that has prepared you well to write long sentences with big words & work at the chipotle on speedway

sorry, in today's fiercely competitive global economy that places an emphasis upon highly educated minds, it doesn't really pay to be a dumb azz...do you realize that i can make more $ in 10 minutes that you can make in an entire year as a result of our differing levels of education?

but you're right, ivan will decide if tucson or berkeley is the right place for him

not sure why jeff "3 chins" goodman is reading the monster thread but other points of view are always encouraged

bear down#


Cool.

Yeap I live in Tucson and yeap I work at Raytheon. My mediocre education is working out just fine. I'm on my phone and could care less about grammar. Enjoy whatever irrelevant tournament you land in!
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