Shocky1;842648816 said:

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bobby "off to the races" hurley's asu sun devils (14-12/4-9) threw the ball away for 15 turnovers in losing 78-65 to ucla (14-11/5-7) in tempe despite the curtain of distraction (the free throw thing, not the hot curvy brunette yoga coeds)

utah's starting 3 post players pounded the ball inside ....

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Man, you sure are into those curvy ASU brunettes, aren't you?
You're always talking about them, its clear they make you so horny - it comes thru in your writing. I mean, "pound the ball inside"... Who talks like that?!
Geez, I'll bet you're even in bed with one of them RIGHT NOW.
<Sigh> Go ahead, if you must. Draw the curtains. Dream your little dream. Commence pounding.

Shocky1;842648870 said:

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jaylen, someday soon let's have a yoga head stand competition & then meditate together afterwards, ok?...taylor can be the judge

r u really gonna put atlanta on the map, chief noc a homa?
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You know you are a teenager when...
....when you instinctively make fish lips or stick out your tongue with open mouth upon having your photo taken, especially in form of a selfie.

I have come here to mock Kanye West, who is apparently losing his marbles, not to mention $53M:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/14/entertainment/kanye-west-life-of-pablo-snl-feat/

concordtom;842648899 said:

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I have come here to mock Kanye West, who is apparently losing his marbles, not to mention $53M:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/14/entertainment/kanye-west-life-of-pablo-snl-feat/

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Have to agree there Tom. He's proven to be a horses backside over and over.

Shocky1;842648871 said:

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jaylen, let's be real here, the smart money is on the shockster...sorry about that, it's all about core strength




shine bright (like diamonds in the sky)#

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Look at me everybody!! Look at meeeeeeeee!!!!! :newnana:

vbones;842648959 said:

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Look at me everybody!! Look at meeeeeeeee!!!!! :newnana:

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He's just so little and sweet. I wish they would do Shocky bobble head night.

Omer Yurtseven 6-11 Turkish post player. would be this year's recruit (2016) if he attends college ...

"Yurtseven said that he has been in touch with several schools, including Duke, California, Arizona, Arizona State, Utah, Miami and Baylor."

http://www.sportando.com/en/europe/turkey/190996/omer-yurtseven-i-need-to-play-more-that-s-why-i-want-to-go-to-college.html

KenBurnski;842648997 said:

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He's just so little and sweet. I wish they would do Shocky bobble head night.

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burnski, gotta like your marketing ingenuity but after talking to chancellor nicky d & his crew it's agreed we're gonna run a cal basketball promotional bobblehead nite for the ucla game on thursday february 25th at 6:00 pm for the first 10,000 fans in thru the front door at haas pavilion featuring surfer dude cole welle & a curvy brunette yoga female wearing a fuschia bikini...these bobbleheads are gonna be collectors items particularly in santa cruz

our palace is gonna be sold out for sure that nite...do you got your tix(s)?

this **** is getting live




sorry#

Shocky1;842649108 said:

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burnski, gotta like your marketing ingenuity but after talking to chancellor nicky d & his crew it's agreed we're gonna run a cal basketball promotional bobblehead nite for the ucla game on thursday february 25th at 6:00 pm for the first 10,000 fans in thru the front door at haas pavilion featuring surfer dude cole welle & a curvy brunette yoga female wearing a fuschia bikini

our palace is gonna be sold out for sure that nite...do you got your tix(s)?


this **** is getting live




sorry#

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Shockster- it was your nudging leading me to get two season tickets, and have thoroughly enjoyed the palace experience this season. In all seriousness, thanks for leading the charge.

KenBurnski;842649110 said:

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Shockster- it was your nudging leading me to get two season tickets, and have thoroughly enjoyed the palace experience this season. In all seriousness, thanks for leading the charge.

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glad to hear that, hope you enhanced your experience by storming the floor and/or having sex in one of the backrooms of haas

seriously

Shocky1;842649111 said:

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glad to hear that, hope you enhanced your experience by storming the floor and/or having sex in one of the backrooms of haas

seriously

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Does passing gas while passing by a group of Wildcat fans count? Maybe it only enhanced their experience. I get confused.

[SIZE=5]Cal commit and lethal shooter [COLOR="#0000CD"]Jemarl Baker[/COLOR] upgraded to a 4-star and top 100 player in the class of 2017[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Congrates to [COLOR="#0000CD"]Jabari Bird[/COLOR] for winning Pac 12 Player of the Week[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Bird shot a combined 18-of-28 (64%), and was a sizzling 9-for-16 from 3 (56%)
His combined stats for the two wins was 47 points, 13 rebounds, 6 assists and 2 steals[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]...oh, and lets also mention that he brought down the Haas with two MONSTER slams[/SIZE]

KenBurnski;842649116 said:

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Does passing gas while passing by a group of Wildcat fans count? Maybe it only enhanced their experience. I get confused.

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yes

the magic of cal basketball#

concordtom;842648899 said:

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I have come here to mock Kanye West, who is apparently losing his marbles, not to mention $53M:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/14/entertainment/kanye-west-life-of-pablo-snl-feat/

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the timing is right because the 1st 10,000 california golden bears fan thru the front door of haas pavilion on sunday february 28th for cal's final home game (and senior nite for t-wall & brenden glapion) vs usc at 5:00 pm will receive a kayne bobblehead or a kiss from kim k who is gonna be my guest, your choice




diamonds aren't always forever (the time is now for everything)#

Shocky1;842580205 said:

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jemarl baker is a rising 6'2" 165 lbs 2017 guard from roosevelt high school in eastvale (northwestern riverside county) & a key player on the earl watson aau summer team



baker is a scorer with deep range to 22 feet (shades of jordan "let it fly" mathews) with strong ball skills...he can knock down shots off the catch & also finish with pull up jumpers

both cal & san diego state (sister is an aztec) offered baker this july along with an earlier offer from usc & the bears staff will continue to build relationships with the high character young man...baker attended the blue & gold scrimmage at haas pavilion & was laughing with other key prospects doing the hang on the floor seats directly across from the cal bench

yeah, jemarl's game would benefit from working with coach nicodemus in cal's elite & challenging s&c program



jemarl, do you know how important a recruiting target priority you are for the cal staff?

when they group flash visited you a week or so ago you were the 1st prospect that the staff has ever traveled together on a private plane to check out

wheels up, baby#

welcome jemarl baker to the cal basketball family

jemarl is not dumb azz, he got a 3.6 gpa

with the new tighter officiating in college basketball, the staff is actively targeting slashers who can attack the basket & knock down free throws along with the tough blue collar mindset to play relentless d, baker is an ideal cal fit

coach hufnagel is jemarl's lead recruiter

like t-man, baker is a late developing player who is expected to be a top 100 player in the 2017 class

jemarl is joining future teammate alec hickaman as part of cal's touch the sky class (2017), these guys are no lupe fiascos

[video=youtube;9xRLHRO24tE][/video]


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including so cal)

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congrats to jemarl baker moving into the top 100 player rankings for the 2017 class at #93 as predicted

and yeah, jemarl is gonna make even more noise in the 2017 rankings as he further develops his creasy like skills

man on fire jr#

BearBackerinLA;842649191 said:

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how come huf didn't take the challenge?

seasons change, can't yann's hair change too?

who knew that huf is the lead singer for future islands?

#7 ranked virginia (21-5) made sure north carolina state couldn't answer 73-55 bitch where in charlottesville

future mcdonalds all american true student athlete with a 3.8 gpa jordan brown scored an epic 38 points as his woodcreek timberwolves trapped the granite bay grizzlies 67-62 in overtime

cal's started at the bottom class (2018) is focusing upon jb, dude has ivan rabb type skills




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (and close enough driving distance from roseville for moms & dad on gameday)

vbones;842648959 said:

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Look at me everybody!! Look at meeeeeeeee!!!!! :newnana:

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vbones, what the **** you talking about?




got a lotta enemies, got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy#

Yann? is that u?[ATTACH=CONFIG]5504[/ATTACH]

"separating myself mentally from everyone else!"

-tyson jolly, survivor

http://zsmart.blogspot.com/2015/08/cal-signee-jolly-to-make-up-for-lost.html?m=1



making mama proud#

BearBackerinLA;842649062 said:

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Omer Yurtseven 6-11 Turkish post player. would be this year's recruit (2016) if he attends college ...

"Yurtseven said that he has been in touch with several schools, including Duke, California, Arizona, Arizona State, Utah, Miami and Baylor."

http://www.sportando.com/en/europe/turkey/190996/omer-yurtseven-i-need-to-play-more-that-s-why-i-want-to-go-to-college.html

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Can he play 4, instead of 5?

https://www.sny.tv/college-recruiting/news/turkish-star-omer-yurtseven-interested-in-american-colleges-for-2016/164659106

BearBackerinLA;842649062 said:

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Omer Yurtseven 6-11 Turkish post player. would be this year's recruit (2016) if he attends college ...

"Yurtseven said that he has been in touch with several schools, including Duke, California, Arizona, Arizona State, Utah, Miami and Baylor."

http://www.sportando.com/en/europe/turkey/190996/omer-yurtseven-i-need-to-play-more-that-s-why-i-want-to-go-to-college.html

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there would be less racism in the world if everybody was a mutt like ivan rabb, nick hamilton, kameron rooks, brenden glapion, stephen domingo & the shockster

back in the day i was running in the berkeley hills on a beautiful early evening with the california sun dropping in the distance behind san francisco during the quiet week before spring finals & a car slowly drove by me & one of the guys rolled down his window & told me "go back to jamaica" (i tan very easily & had pretty long hair)

in that my finals for haas undergrad biz classes were kinda stressful, heading to the carribean islands seemed like a really good idea so i just nodded at him in agreement & kept running...they drove off

racisim grows among those that are afraid of others that are not exactly like them, they would prefer to passively stay on their leper island colony with those that share their views & never take the love train ferry off the island to explore an exciting new world




tongue kiss a mutt today (particularly if you're a curvy brunette yoga female)#

[video=youtube;L5d62KLB1Lw][/video]

[video=youtube;8m9EyBTFb9g][/video]

[video=youtube;t5UatZ_CU9Y][/video]

davidson (15-9) tarantula bit them richmond spiders (14-11) 83-79

[SIZE=5]King is starting to get it
Watch out Pac 12[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Coach has got everyone locked in to play tough defense for the full 30 seconds every possession for the entire 40 minute game[/SIZE]

Shocky1;842649161 said:

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the timing is right because the 1st 10,000 california golden bears fan thru the front door of haas pavilion on sunday february 28th for cal's final home game (and senior nite for t-wall & brenden glapion) vs usc at 5:00 pm will receive a kayne bobblehead or a kiss from kim k who is gonna be my guest (along with taylor), your choice

do you got your tix(s) for the final chance of your life to celebrate t-wall & brenden at haas pavilion?




diamonds aren't always forever (the time is now for everything)#

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bobblehead or kiss, just let me know

Shocky1;842638302 said:

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canadian 6'6" 200 lbs 2017 wing abu kigab from st catherine's ontario was in the haas saturday nite on an unofficial visit for cal's victory over arizona...the staff is currently evaluating abu for a potential offer




kigab is currently playing for prolific prep in napa & is a teammate of key cal target ira lee, he's got offers from kansas, usc, oregon, minnesota & virginia tech among the schools pursuing the previously under the radar high motor student athlete

listen to abu articulate as a sophmore (a year ago) his passion for defending, self improvement & team goals
[video=youtube;7Eeklpo3-Lg][/video]

yeah, there are unconfirmed reports that drake is abu's brother or something

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including canada)

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Shocky1;842640572 said:

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coach martin has offered combo guard (can play the 1 & 2) 6'4" 188 lbs dontae coleman, a freshman at lawson state junior college (birmingham, alabama) as part of cal's howlin' at the moon class (2016) with t-man

dontae has grown several inches after not being heavily recruited at butler high school (23.3 ppg) in augusta, georgia...yeah, the shockster has played 12 rounds at that pretty good course in his hometown...coleman originally made a commitment out of high school to florida atlantic but wisely decided to see if he could emerge as a prospect on a larger stage


https://vimeo.com/144524898

coleman is currently averaging 18.3 ppg including a lethal 42.9% on 3 pointers, a dazzling 82.2% on free throws, a physical 5.2 rebounds per game & 6.52 assists per game at lawson state

dontae got a 3.1 gpa last semester & was a full qualifier out of high school, he's got 3 years of eligibility

coleman is talking a lot with his lead recruiter coach webster (they've been building a strong relationship the last several months), not sure if tracy is gonna teach him how to dance but if that happens, watch out...he hopes to visit cal on an official visit after his season ends & make a final collegiate decision in march

dontae coleman got length, an active motor along with quickness, a sweet shooting stroke, a tough defensive mindset & most importantly got academic ambition...please note that this video is 2 years old & doesn't reflect his current height

[video=youtube;18yJJo1MICM][/video]

yeah, he might not be the last guy since jaylen (played with dc during a camp in high school) & shareef took a midnite train from georgia with a braves cap out to the west coast & fell in the california sun

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including georgia)

50 year decision#

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dontae coleman led lawson state to a 89-64 victory over southern union state with an electric 22 points (season 18.3 ppg) on 8-16 field goals (made his only 3 pointer attempt), 5-6 free throws (season average 78.6%), 3 rebounds, 1 steal & a facilitating/ball control 8 assists vs 2 turnovers with coach webster in the stands

yeah dontae would bring a defensive minded tough ball sharing slashing attack the basket get fouled & knock down free throws element to the cal basketball program...plus he got fashion sense too, kinda like tracy