Shocky1;842804761 said:
the cal basketball family's newest commit justice sueing jr scored 20 points as the mater dei monarchs corrupted 74-62 the st augustine saints at the nike extravagana
justice is a mutt, his dad is black & his moms is samoan...the fact that berkeley along with the san francisco bay area is one of the most diverse places on planet earth is kinda important to fellow mutts ivan rabb, derek king, kameron rooks, nick hamilton, stephen domingo, brandon chauca, koko kurdoghlian, brenden glapion, jason kidd & myself
justice, check out the link below with quotes from phoenix suns head coach earl watson (he's black & latino) re: his view that all the trump racism is uniting people & that the next president of the united states of america could be a female of a "mixed race and it's going to be intresting to see who that person is"
us mutts tend to be the least racist people on planet earth, yeah i got my eyes on the next potus in 2020, she's gonna be a curvy brunette yoga female with a flat stomach...and that's a good thing, someone who could unite the citizens of america, right justice?
http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/nba/suns/2016/11/12/suns-earl-watson-sees-new-us-unity-after-election/93742980/
real talk (what an incredible opportunity for tomorrow):bravo:bravo:bravo#
Shocky1;842808516 said:
kam rooks told me he's added another major social welfare in order to return to berkeley for a 5th year next season
derek king told me he's written an appeal to the ncca requesting eligibility for this season that's still pending with the governing body
89Bear;842808518 said:
Shocky, could you tell a little more about Derek King for those of us who don't remember details about him?
Thanks!
Shocky1;842736585 said:
welcome 6'3" 195 lbs junior sharpshooter derek king to the saddest show on earth, the slow & the forgotten them cal basketball walk ons joining nick, cole & koko under the tyranny of coach martin
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derek is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa at foothills college but has taken the long road to berkeley with stops at foothill college, san diego christian college & santa teresa high school (14.1 ppg as a senior) in san jose
king shot 45.7% on 3 pointers last season, check out his unique shooting form as he dramatically steps into his shot
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yeah derek is a mutt like the shockster, hopefully he's gonna find one of them curvy brunette yoga females in berkeley that wants to take home a rescue dog
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including san jose):gobears:
Shocky1;842804211 said:
this tuesday nite at marcos de niza high school in tempe i met the future of cal basketball, can you believe it?...with the end of the barrett jackson car auction & the start of the phoenix open in north scottsdale it was fun to get away from all the craziness in north scottsdale & go catch a high school basketball game driving south on the i-10 at the speed of light
so who's the future of cal basketball?...his name is isaac, he's kinda like shocky in that he's definitely not lacking in confidence plus he got a good gpa & great hair
anyways arrived at the gym & parked my wheels by the rally committee spirit & fish lunch special signs & sat in the 1st row of bleachers directly across from the st marys bench, it just like games in berkeley expect that is only cost 4 bucks for admission (i did not ask to be comped as the director of recruiting/player development for the cal basketball program)
i must be going to my yoga practice too many days (6 times this week) & getting too candy azz soft because i started to get a little emotional during the marcos de niza senior nite player introductions (the players walk thru this half circle brown & white balloon structure with their family and/or girlfriend) when theotis says his plans for after graduation are "to chill"...some of the crowd laughs but i'm profoundly saddened that this promising young man with an electric smile that could lite up vegas don't got any plans for his future that involve his gpa
in the 1st half kj hymes loses his defensive assignement multiple times, doesn't compete for rebounds & loose balls & scores only 8 points on the other end of the court as his shoot 1st/pass maana guards don't make entry passes to him & he don't frame his body with his azz out & arm outstretched to accept the ball...the knights are getting smoked
his coach (who richard midgley somehow knows) went to the failed bobby "off to the races" hurley school on how to tell (and totally alienate) the refs that they are pieces of **** for the entire game gets t'd up (again) & while the padre shoots the technical foul he tells the refs "that you don't want to know the truth"...the truth is that he isn't teaching sportsmanship or scheming to get his potential mcdonalds all american touches in the paint
so i'm standing in the hot dog line at halftime (only had a go go green smoothie fortified with extra vegetables all day) when i get a tap on the shoulder & turn around...it's a pretty young lady with her adorable 1 year old baby daughter & her younger (who's around 6') bro:
ebony: hi, we wanted to introduce ourselves, i'm ebony hymes, this is my daughter eelyzah and this is my brother isaac
shocky (wearing a green, the st marys colors, golf shirt from tara iti golf club north of auckland & his cal cap): it's awesome to meet you, my name is shocky, dude, i love your sweatshirt
isaac (wearing a cal sweatshirt): thanks, i'm a whole lot better than kj
shocky: really, what team are you on?
ebony (beaming with family pride): his team won the 7th grade championship today
shocky: congrats isaac, what's your skill set?
isaac: i can do everything, i can score, i can defend, i can do whatever my team needs me to do to win
shocky: wow, you certainly aren't lacking any confidence, what's your gpa?
isaac: all a's and sometimes a b
shocky: that's good to hear, just remember isaac that your gpa is more important than your scoring average...don't be a dumb azz, ok?
isaac (nodding): i know that
shocky (fist bumping isaac): of course you do, can you tell kj to demand the ball?
ebony: he's sick, he vomited right before the game
shocky: sorry to hear that, thought i heard your moms was a good cook
ebony (with a beautiful laugh & smile): we'll let you get your stuff but great meeting you and i hope we see you at more games
so the 2nd half starts & kj is playing on my end of the court & it's just like in berkeley with me 18 inches from the floor, time for the coaching to begin
i start talking in spanish to the knights 2 stocky (football players) latino senior guards telling them to pass the ball ahora to kj, that's he open when he flashes in the paint...and then i start yelling at kj to "demand the ball, go get it kj, demand the ball, impose your will"...and hymes starts playing more aggressively & scoring buckets which results in my amped up voice getting even louder...on offensive possessions i stand up to demonstrate to kj the proper way to post up, he seems to be nodding at my instructions...and the guards start to finally feed him & hymes starts knocking down mid range shots with some nifty footwork (also gets called for a couple of legit travels) & starts following up missed shots with fiery rebounding & physical put backs
this **** is getting live, the more kj scores, the louder i'm screaming "let's do this" & clapping my hands...we are both in the zone
anyways with my coaching up hymes the entire 2nd half he scores a dominating 25 points in around 13 minutes of action for a total of 33 points in the game...it's pretty obvious to everyone in the gym (including his dad kwame who is sitting on the other side of the gym behind the scorer's table) that if kj commits to the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world that i will coach him up to his nba aspirations
hymes is a nightmare match up at the 3 that needs to work with coach nic to be able to slide & bang at the 4...he's got a really good handle & can smoothly bring the ball up court...he knocks down free throws with a clean simple stroke...he's not aggressive enough on d but recognize that he was sick before the game
as the game winds down to the final couple of minutes an asu assistant coach leaves the gym with a bored out of his skull look, he's been looking at his phone the whole game & when kj throws down an electric reverse spin slam dunk he doesn't even see the fireworks which is a shame...he's only there because he was told to be there, it's pretty obvious that he wanted to be anywhere else on planet earth that tuesday nite other than the marcos de niza gym...as he passes by me i tell him with my crocodile smile "what up, tell bobby i said hello"...he looks at me with a quizzical look & nods and walks out of the gym with slumped shoulders
it was a fun nite in the desert, i got to meet the future of cal basketball in isaac hymes, too bad he's not all grown up yet
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) univesity in the world (including the state of arizona):gobears:
Shocky1;842806910 said:
http://nypost.com/2013/12/27/mullins-family-that-hoops-together-stays-together/
one of the fun factors of watching every second of cal basketball in person like my idols jay john & todd mckim is that you get to meet the friendly families of our true student athletes
met grant mullins moms theresa & sister melissa in maui (they approached me at bloch arena & told me grant started shooting better when i named him the wolf of wall street), his sister missy (she drove down from victoria bc with some of her friends) in corvallis & his girlfriend (she grew up in the bay area & that was a factor in his recruitment) at the will call line at haas pavillon (the wolf failed to put her & his potential future in laws on the guest list, i took care of that problem but not nobody on the team should ever take any relationship advice from this columbia grad)
the wolf of wall street got a great support system around him but when he's on the court there is no mercy, he's a cold blooded capitalist with his disruptive kinetically wild waving hands at the top of the bears zone d & ruthless draining of moneyballs with a pure ice in his veins shooting stroke
warning: do not **** with the wolf of wall street
Shocky1;842753456 said:
who is the biggest looking clown on the d1 recruiting circuit of aau & high school games?
that would be ucla assistant coach david grace who wears some seriously scary azz looking ucla blue & yellow sweatpants/sweatshirts in his effort to lure guys to westwood to play for rapist enabler steve alford
jordan, be afraid, very afraid...if you see this guy, head for the hills...quickly
the more you learn about alford the worser it gets, check out the details how he tried to arrange a meeting with his star player/rapist pierre pierce & the girl he raped to try to get her to drop the charges, that it was all a big misunderstanding why don't we just all get along?
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/17963639/ucla-bruins-coach-steve-alford-make-break-season
jordan, next time you talk to rapist enabler steve alford why don't you ask him why it took him over a decade to make an insincere apology re: his role in protecting his star player at iowa who raped at least 2 female students under his watch?...check out the link below, when you unmask the real steve alford it's a pretty scare sight
http://www.espn.com/espnw/news-commentary/article/9168818/espnw-ucla-coach-steve-alford-statement-not-rooted-reality
ruh roh#
HoopDreams;842808995 said:
[SIZE=5]First time I heard that Jerome Randle was selected by 2 teams in the second round of the NBA Draft.
...but his agents made the decision for him that it would be better for him to go undrafted.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000CD"][/COLOR][COLOR="#0000CD"]“It’s the biggest mistake someone else has made for me,” Randle said.
“That’s the reason I don’t allow people to make decisions for me. It’s hard for me to live with other people making decisions for me. If I make ‘em, that’s something I have to live with.
“I don’t know if I ever got over that moment. I still have dreams about it.”[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]must read. thx to calfans for the article:[/SIZE]
[COLOR="#0000CD"][/COLOR][SIZE=4][/SIZE]http://www.foxsports.com.au/basketball/nbl/no-love-how-jerome-randle-survived-chicago-and-found-adelaide/news-story/05323c3f7980f6ff8ddbe20b9247e541
89Bear;842808985 said:
Shocky, what do you think of the 10th at Riviera?
How do YOU play it?
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89Bear;842809210 said:
Shocky, are we going to see Moore and Coleman tonight?
Shocky1;842800781 said:
i bleed blue & gold and never wear red but let's be real here, clothes are for losers
so it's kinda hard to pick my favorite cardinal but i'm gonna go with stanford grad k flay, she's great in concert with her disturbed shocky energy/attitude & yeah she's got powerful lyrics with her indie alternative hip hop that's in your face with her brutal honesty
:crazy
crush me (blood in the cut)#:crazy
Shocky1;842458496 said:
flew into cabo san lucas sat nite, met my buddy tommy at the airport & we took a taxi downtown for a late nite dinner at gordos...gordos is a one room restaurant with maybe 12 chairs that serves the best shrimp & steak tacos on earth (and its inexpensive too)...the owner (gordo, yeah he's not skinny) takes your order, cooks the food, delivers the meal to your table & then sings too...gotta love gordos
so we hit some range balls to loosen up this morning & hustle over to the 1st tee with our caddies at diamante's el cardonal, tiger woods' 1st golf course design which recently opened
but there are already two groups of fatboys standing by their golf carts (some of them smoking cigars) near the 1st tee, they are all wearing stanford gear, red shirts & hats...clearly they are a stanford group of some type
so the director of golf assesses the situation & walks over and tells the leader of the group, "my apologies mr winchester but we have 2 golf magazine raters who have both played the world's top 100 courses that are invited guests of mr jowdy (the developer of diamante) and it's very important that they both tee of first this morning in order to walk 36 holes today, please stand aside"
mr winchester is ******* pissed and barely nods his head ok...the other guys are grumbling & shuffle off the tee box
so tommy & i step onto the 1st tee as does mr winchester whose got his arms crossed, he's gonna see how good we are, there's gonna be wwiii if we slow down his two groups
we both blast tight draws down the middle of the fairway & hand our drivers to our caddies jesus & javier who are ready to roll
mr winchester is puffing on a thick cigar & got smoke coming out of his ears & is looking at me & tommy with stink eyes
so i smile at mr stanford showing lots of crocodile teeth, lock eyes on him & tell him "go bears" with a wink as we briskly walk down the par 5 1st fairway never looking back
shocky got un boca grande#
Shocky1;842809211 said:
the cards are led by the talented trio of stud 6'8" 245 lbs tight end/human battering ram reid travis (17.2 ppg with 56.8% on field goals & 8.6 rpg), 6'5" 215 lbs dorian pickens (12.0 ppg, the cards only 3 point threat at 37.3%) & 6'9" 220 lbs michael humphrey (9.5 ppg & 6.5 rpg)
