Has a small store. He has a young kid working for him.

He notices the young kid is rude to a couple so he asks the kid why he was rude to the couple.

The kid replies that they were from Canada.

and the owner asks what was wrong with that.

And the kid repies that all they have are *****s and hockey players.

The oner informs the kid that his wife is from Canada. And the kid says"What team does she play for?"