A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins" shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculate and says, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "**** off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off".

Sister Mary Immaculate then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"