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I rode my bicycle to the liquor store yesterday afternoon and bought a bottle of Jameson's Irish whisky. I put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. As a precaution, I drank the bottle before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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