Golfers are Wonderful People
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapsed
from a heart attack! "Help me, dear," she groaned to her husband.
The husband called 911 on his cell phone, talked for a few minutes,
picked up his putter, and lined up his putt.
His wife raised her head off the green and stared at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
the second hole and he's coming to help you.
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let
him play through."
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapsed
from a heart attack! "Help me, dear," she groaned to her husband.
The husband called 911 on his cell phone, talked for a few minutes,
picked up his putter, and lined up his putt.
His wife raised her head off the green and stared at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
the second hole and he's coming to help you.
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let
him play through."