Playing some bluegrass music, banjo players are the butt of most of the jokes. But accordion players and drummers are not far behind. so you could interplay the instrument with the band.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Ans: Homeless

What do you call a girl on a banjo players arm?

Ans: A tatoo

What do you say to a banjo player in a coat and tie?

Ans: Will the defendant please rise