Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied her
husband each Sunday to Church. One particular Sunday when
the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the
congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be sociable, she
walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman. In an attempt
to revive him from his stupor, she extended her hand in
greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."

To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one!"

RichyBear said:

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Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied her
husband each Sunday to Church. One particular Sunday when
the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the
congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be sociable, she
walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman. In an attempt
to revive him from his stupor, she extended her hand in
greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."

To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one!"

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We had a Monsignor as a family friend. When he retired, he continued to attend the masses given by his replacement - a priest named Father Thomas White.

During a particularly long sermon the very revered Monsignor shouted out for all to hear:

"Wrap it up, Tom!"