Pac-12 play really getting underway with my not so stunning 9-10-1 record. Here's the link to last week: https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/103826/replies For this week, odds as always are for the home team, my picks are in italics. My chances of getting everything right are about the same as me being rich enough to buy Tahiti for cash.
Cal @ Mutts -7.5: Have the butt sniffers woken up? Is Cal going to find their defense? Will this be another "It's almost 3 AM in my time zone and the liquor stores are closed" game? With no answer to any of those questions and for no reason except hope, taking Cal to beat the spread.
Wazoo @ Mormon Marauders -12: After a pair of tough losses to pretty good teams Utes bounce back against Puddytats. Utah to cover.
bRuins @ Furd +6: Southern branch was torched by a one-legged QB. Furd's is healthier. Furd beats the spread.
River Rats @ U$C -13: Condoms lose starting QB. No problem, next stud up. Toejams cover.
Colorado @ Spawn of Satan -14.5: Ralphie can't score with the most desperate street walker. Devils cover.
Mildcats @ Rubber Duckies -28: Nation's longest losing streak, 15 and counting, gets extended another week. In the process the Quackers cover.
Cal @ Mutts -7.5: Have the butt sniffers woken up? Is Cal going to find their defense? Will this be another "It's almost 3 AM in my time zone and the liquor stores are closed" game? With no answer to any of those questions and for no reason except hope, taking Cal to beat the spread.
Wazoo @ Mormon Marauders -12: After a pair of tough losses to pretty good teams Utes bounce back against Puddytats. Utah to cover.
bRuins @ Furd +6: Southern branch was torched by a one-legged QB. Furd's is healthier. Furd beats the spread.
River Rats @ U$C -13: Condoms lose starting QB. No problem, next stud up. Toejams cover.
Colorado @ Spawn of Satan -14.5: Ralphie can't score with the most desperate street walker. Devils cover.
Mildcats @ Rubber Duckies -28: Nation's longest losing streak, 15 and counting, gets extended another week. In the process the Quackers cover.