cal's monster offensive line

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Fire Starkey said:

Rtkbear said:

The topic is whatever pops into Shocky's head so it's always on topic.


On topic is misogyny and welshing on $ bets cause he ain't got no money?
Please stop with the ethnic slurs. Keep this up and you'll end up on Chapman_is_Gone's naughty list.

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Notice how Shockey constantly stands during games and blocks the view of everyone around him, despite being in the front row. From personal observation of him at football and basketball games, this is the NORM, not the exception. And, note that Shockey was banned from courtside seats by Cal for his obnoxious behavior. In part, Cal players got sick and tired of him yelling at them individually.

It doesn't surprise me that Shockey enjoys the Brickell submarket in Miami with its pathetic tacky displays of wealth, false bravado, outlandish consumerism, and all-in-all fake bullsheet everywhere. Shockey, why don't you move to Miami Beach to live out your remaining years. It's perfect for you. Buy yourself a fancy pink car to show everyone how awesome you are.




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Rtkbear said:

The topic is whatever pops into Shocky's head so it's always on topic.
thx rkt, trust me, not all of coach wilcox's dinner invites stick around for the plum(er) desert or something
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35159576/sources-texas-state-football-poised-hire-gj-kinne

clock b ticking#
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cal's monster offensive line exclusive announcement:

who gonna be the 1st commitment for the california golden bears 2024 class?

camden jones got elite size as a 6'6" 225 lbs with a 80" wingspan tight end that's a nightmare mismatch with +1 athleticism & a 4.75 40 from pasadena high school

plus camden got good hair unlike geep

yeah seeing shocky whose played the last 17 world top 100 golf course lists in the end zone pregrame for the big game vs stanford during his unofficial visit was kinda the tipping point...or maybe it was rubi rose, who knows?

the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the world (including the colonnade mall & nobu malibu)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

50 year decision (don't be a dumb azz)#
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Fire Starkey said:



On topic is misogyny and welshing on $ bets cause he ain't got no money?
fire stinky, do u think ur finances might've looked a bit different if you had been accepted into the haas biz ad school like the monster instead of majoring in feminism studies?
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public service announcements: part of the monster's posting of golf material on an offensive line related thread is to celebrate the peacefulness, the connection with nature, the physical benefits of walking in the great outdoors but mostly the friendships that can be cultivated worldwide on the links

fun times in melbourne's glorious sandbelt with jamieson sheahan (punting matters)#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

with the originally planned december 3rd/4th official visits recruiting weekend moved back earlier this week to the following 2 weekends due to the offensive coordinator interview process, the current plan is for future head coach in waiting/fellow haas biz ad grad mike saffell to continue his relentless recruiting efforts with a focus upon high gpa bay area preferred walk ons for the o-line room

earlier this week mike got a pwo commitment from 6'4" 275 lbs 3.2 gpa interior line bad azz mark taylor from acalanes who hopefully gonna enter the tour de caldecott tunnel with elite wide receiver & mischievious shocky pawner robbie m from campolindo

saffell just extended a pwo offer to 6'6" 305 lbs 4.2 gpa mac dorward from marin catholic who is very interested in playing the meadow club with the monster after visiting berkeley this season (mac is the mt tam mountain man kinda looking guy on the far left)

for those of you who know the back roads to stinson beach (the epicenter of shocky's 1st kiss ever that did not involve a dog when he wuz in high school), coach mcclure started this recruitment

mac gotta serious 415 motor, notice how he pounds the **** out of opposing defenders ala current seattle seahawks jake curhan from redwood


back in the day major cal donor/ross oligopolist califortunate introduced me on a basketball gameday at halftime to his floor seat guest who tole me he read cal's monster class every morning, yeah mc grad jerry goff is one of my dedicated readers...some of the private collection fotos of his son jared who wuz later the #1 pick in the 2016 nfl draft were sent directly to me by jerry, it's not a surprise that jared's current girlfriend si swimsuit model christen harper is a curvy brunette yoga female from an academically mediocre school, that's how life works
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2023 california golden bears football schedule:

september 2nd-north texas mean green in denton texas

september 9th-auburn tigers in berkeley california

september 16th-idaho vandals in berkeley california

tonite all of the staff's eyes are gonna be on the tv advance scouting north texas as they play the university of texas san antonio (utsa) in the conference usa championship game...the mean green were a solid 7-5 this season, the only common opponent with the bears wuz unlv which mgm valeted them 58-27 on the strip without the limo ride to shadow creek

defensively the mean green are led by relentless senior linebacker kd davis (118 tackles, 63 solo) and junior apex predator edge defender mavin richards (7.5 sacks) & offensively 6'2" 221 lbs junior quarterback austin aune who lit it up for 3,115 yards in the air with 31 touchdowns but also a careless 11 interceptions when under duress which could be an opportunity for the takers in the season opener
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Shocky1 said:

public service announcements: part of the monster's posting of golf material on an offensive line related thread is to celebrate the peacefulness, the connection with nature, the physical benefits of walking in the great outdoors but mostly the friendships that can be cultivated worldwide on the links

fun times in melbourne's glorious sandbelt with jamieson sheahan (punting matters)#
lol
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arizona state is targeting cal poly head coach beau baldwin as its next offensive coordinator
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Shocky1 said:

arizona state is targeting cal poly head coach beau baldwin as its next offensive coordinator


We are soon going to find out that it wasn't Beau that was the issue at OC, it was Cal.
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The team scored just under 29ppg his first season at Cal.
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tequila4kapp said:

The team scored just under 29ppg his first season at Cal.
There was also a big talent drop off when most of Sonny's recruits baled.
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Econ141 said:

Shocky1 said:

arizona state is targeting cal poly head coach beau baldwin as its next offensive coordinator


We are soon going to find out that it wasn't Beau that was the issue at OC, it was Cal.


Assuming Beau even will be calling the plays. Dillingham might call his own. As another poster noted, having an experienced senior head coach on a new young HC staff is always a plus.
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alky is correct, dilly not gonna giving up play calling in tempe
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mediocre as **** notre dame quarterback drew pyne has entered the transfer portal, the worstest game planning
decision of coach sirmon's productive time in berkeley wuz not dialing up the dogs of war blitzing packages against the skills/size challenged at that time 1st time gameday starting irish qb
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Econ141 said:

Has it been 6 months since the McKeever investigation was launched? What do you see? An AD who ignored bullying in one of his beloved Olympic sports. He needs to be fired with cause right now.
econ, as mentioned several times in this thread, why is the athletic department's #2 jennifer simon-o'neil still employed when multiple coaches in multiple sports told me during the cal's monster class era that they knew mckeever was abusing swimmers but that she was protected by simon-o'neil?
https://www.sfgate.com/collegesports/article/cal-swimming-coach-teri-mckeever-17625224.php

and why is con artist james arthur knowlton who has protected both mckeever & simon o'neil still employed too?

why did jimmy "shell game" k tell the families of the suicidal parents at the close of the zoom call "go bears?"

the cal athletic department is not only currently run by 2 professionally incompetent clowns but they are also just bad human beings
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Shocky1 said:

mediocre as **** notre dame quarterback drew pyne has entered the transfer portal, the worstest game planning
decision of coach sirmon's productive time in berkeley wuz not dialing up the dogs of war blitzing packages against the skills/size challenged at that time 1st time gameday starting irish qb
The only reason Sirmon still has a job is because he is Wilcox's close friend. Sirmon's defensive stats, in any other program, would had resulted in him being fired. After 6 years, Wilcox has not learned anything. Expect more of the same in the coming years.
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blitzy (luv ur attacking moniker), while we might be in agreement re: the kinda passive defensive gameplan in south bend, the monster believes coach sirmon is one of the best defensive coordinators in the pac 12

with the only departure at this time in future nfl safety daniel scott among the d's current 2 deep, with the caveat of no major transfers & the return of the pac 12's best defensive lineman brett johnson (we talked on the field during the postgame stanford celebration, he told me he appreciated me being the 1st person to comment/notice his funny as **** flexing his muscles behind the scenes when marshawn wuz honored), we got the possibility of fielding the top d in the pac 12 during the 2023 season

peter is not only liked/respected by the players & staff (including coach wilcox) but he also recruited the pac 12 #3 tackler for the 2022 season with 104 tackles, sports book betters would be wise to take as jackson as the pac 12 #1 tackler in 2023

the only legit criticism of coach sirmon is that his favorite restaurant is the dog food they serve at shoneys

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Shocky1 said:

the only legit criticism of coach sirmon is that his favorite restaurant is the dog food they serve at shoneys
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Shocky1 said:

mediocre as **** notre dame quarterback drew pyne has entered the transfer portal, the worstest game planning
decision of coach sirmon's productive time in berkeley wuz not dialing up the dogs of war blitzing packages against the skills/size challenged at that time 1st time gameday starting irish qb
Sirmon runs a passive scheme because of the ultra-conservative nature of Wilcox. Wilcox is dull and unimaginative.
Hopefully lack of success finally makes him change, starting with an OC who is NOT like Wilcox.
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calBlitz said:

Shocky1 said:

mediocre as **** notre dame quarterback drew pyne has entered the transfer portal, the worstest game planning
decision of coach sirmon's productive time in berkeley wuz not dialing up the dogs of war blitzing packages against the skills/size challenged at that time 1st time gameday starting irish qb
The only reason Sirmon still has a job is because he is Wilcox's close friend. Sirmon's defensive stats, in any other program, would had resulted in him being fired. After 6 years, Wilcox has not learned anything. Expect more of the same in the coming years.

Of all the things Cal Football needs to get fixed, I'd say Defensive Coordinator is pretty far down the list. I didn't like the conservatism this season, but I think a lot of it was due to the inordinate number of injuries.

I liked the pleasant surprise when Sirmon brought his kid aboard (I believe it was me that cried, "Nepotism!") and then, lo and behold, his kid actually turns out to be one of our best players.
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Shocky1 said:

Econ141 said:

Has it been 6 months since the McKeever investigation was launched? What do you see? An AD who ignored bullying in one of his beloved Olympic sports. He needs to be fired with cause right now.
econ, as mentioned several times in this thread, why is the athletic department's #2 jennifer simon-o'neil still employed when multiple coaches in multiple sports told me during the cal's monster class era that they knew mckeever was abusing swimmers but that she was protected by simon-o'neil?
https://www.sfgate.com/collegesports/article/cal-swimming-coach-teri-mckeever-17625224.php

and why is con artist james arthur knowlton who has protected both mckeever & simon on'neil still employed too?

why did jimmy "shell game" k tell the families of the suicidal parents at the close of the zoom call "go bears?"

the cal athletic department is not only currently run by 2 professionally incompetent clowns but they are also just bad human beings


Outright depressing article and I'm feeling more and more okay letting Knowlton and Christ run the entire athletics dept into the ground. Let this be their legacy. Time to unwind my passion for Cal ...

This paragraph was particularly troubling (perhaps all the conflicts of interest brought up in the article is equally demoralizing):

"And even if the investigation does end in McKeever's termination, the athletes' concerns go beyond just one coach. In addition to McKeever, serious abuse and misconduct allegations have been made against Cal coaches in women's soccer, football, men's basketball, rowing and diving in the past six years. Several Cal swimmers told the Register they met with Simon-O'Neill and Knowlton, the athletic director, in early 2022 and had their concerns dismissed; months ago, several swimmers raised concerns that the investigation was too focused on McKeever only, and not the employers who enabled her."
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Chapman_is_Gone said:


Notice how Shockey constantly stands during games and blocks the view of everyone around him, despite being in the front row. From personal observation of him at football and basketball games, this is the NORM, not the exception. And, note that Shockey was banned from courtside seats by Cal for his obnoxious behavior. In part, Cal players got sick and tired of him yelling at them individually.

It doesn't surprise me that Shockey enjoys the Brickell submarket in Miami with its pathetic tacky displays of wealth, false bravado, outlandish consumerism, and all-in-all fake bullsheet everywhere. Shockey, why don't you move to Miami Beach to live out your remaining years. It's perfect for you. Buy yourself a fancy pink car to show everyone how awesome you are.





you sound unhinged, whoa
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Bobodeluxe said:

Shocky1 said:

public service announcements: part of the monster's posting of golf material on an offensive line related thread is to celebrate the peacefulness, the connection with nature, the physical benefits of walking in the great outdoors but mostly the friendships that can be cultivated worldwide on the links

fun times in melbourne's glorious sandbelt with jamieson sheahan (punting matters)#
lol
I guess he didn't like being physically threatened.

He needed to be bent like pretzel by the younger guy

I'm a man. I'm 61 years old!
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Chapman_is_Gone said:


Notice how Shockey constantly stands during games and blocks the view of everyone around him, despite being in the front row. From personal observation of him at football and basketball games, this is the NORM, not the exception. And, note that Shockey was banned from courtside seats by Cal for his obnoxious behavior. In part, Cal players got sick and tired of him yelling at them individually.

It doesn't surprise me that Shockey enjoys the Brickell submarket in Miami with its pathetic tacky displays of wealth, false bravado, outlandish consumerism, and all-in-all fake bullsheet everywhere. Shockey, why don't you move to Miami Beach to live out your remaining years. It's perfect for you. Buy yourself a fancy pink car to show everyone how awesome you are.





Reported. This dog vomit is worse than anything Shocky has ever posted. I feel bad for you that your pathetic, desperate cries for attention from Shocky go ignored. So this is what it's like to be retirement age w/out dealing with your daddy issues. Big yikes.
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xultaif said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:


Notice how Shockey constantly stands during games and blocks the view of everyone around him, despite being in the front row. From personal observation of him at football and basketball games, this is the NORM, not the exception. And, note that Shockey was banned from courtside seats by Cal for his obnoxious behavior. In part, Cal players got sick and tired of him yelling at them individually.

It doesn't surprise me that Shockey enjoys the Brickell submarket in Miami with its pathetic tacky displays of wealth, false bravado, outlandish consumerism, and all-in-all fake bullsheet everywhere. Shockey, why don't you move to Miami Beach to live out your remaining years. It's perfect for you. Buy yourself a fancy pink car to show everyone how awesome you are.





Reported. This dog vomit is worse than anything Shocky has ever posted. I feel bad for you that your pathetic, desperate cries for attention from Shocky go ignored. So this is what it's like to be retirement age w/out dealing with your daddy issues. Big yikes.
"Reported"? Reported to whom? You think the factual comments I wrote above are worse than the pornography Shocky posted yesterday that the mods have already taken down (if you missed it, is was an obese woman showing almost 100% of her disgusting ass)?

Everything I wrote above is factual, and I wouldn't be surprised if the owners of this website agree with me. I certainly can't speak for them, however. They've had to deal with his BS for years.

It is very unhealthy for this guy to be forcing his way into interactions with Cal recruits and Cal players.

I don't get the "retirement age" comment, either. I'm far from retirement age.
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HoopDreams said:

https://instagr.am/p/ClnKb0PrX3q
Randle looking like a young Redd Foxx
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xultaif said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:


Notice how Shockey constantly stands during games and blocks the view of everyone around him, despite being in the front row. From personal observation of him at football and basketball games, this is the NORM, not the exception. And, note that Shockey was banned from courtside seats by Cal for his obnoxious behavior. In part, Cal players got sick and tired of him yelling at them individually.

It doesn't surprise me that Shockey enjoys the Brickell submarket in Miami with its pathetic tacky displays of wealth, false bravado, outlandish consumerism, and all-in-all fake bullsheet everywhere. Shockey, why don't you move to Miami Beach to live out your remaining years. It's perfect for you. Buy yourself a fancy pink car to show everyone how awesome you are.





Reported. This dog vomit is worse than anything Shocky has ever posted. I feel bad for you that your pathetic, desperate cries for attention from Shocky go ignored. So this is what it's like to be retirement age w/out dealing with your daddy issues. Big yikes.
I've never reported but this seems to be so hateful and personal that it was hard not to.
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potential target?
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SBGold said:



I've never reported but this seems to be so hateful and personal that it was hard not to.

You've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that the machine will be prevented from working at all!
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eastcoastcal said:



potential target?
He's coming
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Chapman_is_Gone said:

SBGold said:



I've never reported but this seems to be so hateful and personal that it was hard not to.

You've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that the machine will be prevented from working at all!
I know Savio, Savio was a good friend. And you sir, are no Mario Savio!
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Shocky1 said:

arizona state is targeting cal poly head coach beau baldwin as its next offensive coordinator
beau made $346,000 last years as the mustangs head coach along with 2 free parking passes at morro bay state park beach

the early favorites to be slo's next football leader are either current associate head coach paul wulff (had a really unsuccessful stint as head coach in the palouse) or former running backs coach aristotle thompson who still gotta lotta supporters along the central coast

but make no mistake about it, susan & ruben flores are as evil as **** as their son

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