Yk where to catch me at 💙💙 #Turnt #HumbleBeast pic.twitter.com/cbEgxSX7Oc

— Star Thomas (@Star4Thomas) June 5, 2024

good luck to thomas at duke for his final year of eligibility, this recruitment never made any sense to me as there wuz never any snaps/carries for star in berkeley

shocky like the color blue a lot but his favorite color of all time is fuschia

https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
shoes r for losers#

Shocky1 said:

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birthday girl taylor asked me if her dad is more proud of playing the last 13 golf magazine world top 100 course lists or graduating from the haas biz ad school with a 3.92 gpa & a gold phi beta kappa key

tole tay the truth, couldn't have done the global thing around planet earth without the good gpa, got it?

everybody should transparently list their gpas on their social media, it says a lot about ur academic ambition, mental discipline & curiosity about learning new **** in life

happy b-day sweetie, ur dad will always luv u (and them doggy dogs)...yeah bacon is for losers



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including cuba, ibiza & the bahamas)

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for her b-day present taylor wants me to get her a bunch of the tasty high protein/non gmo or sugar supplemental powders from her favorite hang hb wellness (see liv golf loser jon rahm there all the time, he works out next door) in north scottsdale so she can start her mornings right in nyc

https://instagr.am/p/CaCovnXldiT
yeah remember back in the day when tay & shay wanted G-L-A-M-A-R-O-U-S (if u don't got no money take ur broke azz home) outfits from justice & limited for their b-days...their fashion senses r definitely changing over time!

https://instagr.am/p/B9SOe4njett
all shocky (born under scorpio skies on november 19th) wants for his b-day every year is for his bears to beat the **** outta stanford in the big game so he can storm the field in an EPIC celebration!!!!



wut do u want for ur b-day? (lumify?)#

https://instagr.am/p/C7zrIS_S5A0
cade is an all american (in everything, tj not so much)#

https://instagr.am/p/C72Le2fhNq-
preferred walk on#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

“That’s a dream."
@Collin_Morikawa reflects on spending time with 5-time @MemorialGolf champion @TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/GUj9v7KkT7

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 5, 2024

cal, stanford & the ivy leagues r DREAM schools (big 12 non academic truck stop skools not so much)#

2024 scholly update: with star thomas to duke & gavin meyer to usc it's unlikely there will be any further scholly player additions, the 3 scholly departures will be public in the near future

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

Congratulations to our @Princeton Politics Seniors ('24) for completing their senior thesis! Well done! 🥳🐯 pic.twitter.com/6CSfLvtjFM

— Princeton Politics (@PUPolitics) April 4, 2024

2024 new schollys: right now there are 43 NEW scholly additions

will mcdonald, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
cheikhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion grayes, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, defensive edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 40 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...drafted nfl miami dolphins
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree



scholly roster math is not quite in equilibrium right now (43 in/40 out/85 schollys)#

Jon Rahm is into well-ness?? I haven't seen him in a long time but the last time I did he looked like 250lbs of sausage stuffed into a 10lb bag!

https://instagr.am/p/Ci1SLnzuNqU
ursine, u should see rahm's liv teammate pat perez (fellow asu drop out who also lives in north scottsdale, just got divorced from his ex vegas stripper wife ashley) these days too

rahm played like **** at the masters, missed the cut at the pga championship at valhalla (shocky showed uncharacteristic restraint there not yelling at phil mickelson that he should move up a set of tees) & hopefully gets his azz handed to him next week at the us open at pinehurst #2 which will require exacting precision

PGA, DON’T MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL, SAUDI ARABIA. REMEMBER: THEY TOOK DOWN THE WTC TOWERS, AND KILLED 3000 INNOCENT PEOPLE. WE WILL NOT WATCH LIV AND THEY WILL GO AWAY!

— KiddStuff (@roland59207) June 5, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CPMxR6lta5O
stepson marbury ii wuz lightly recruited outta high school, he reclassified to the 2025 class & played this season at the dme academy in daytona beach which plays a national schedule kinda like prolific prep

marbury is 6'3" & ambidextrous, his dad played for the phoenix suns back in the day

solid acquisition as a preferred walk on

Shocky1 said:

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— Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele (@JaronKeawe) May 24, 2024

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🎯 Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele, James Campbell (HI)@JaronKeawe pic.twitter.com/U8F7X53ra6

— Elite11 (@Elite11) June 5, 2024

3.75 gpa elite lefty from ewa beach#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ipanema)

coach bloesch who don't got no MAPS (and therefore still embarazzingly refers to the university of calveston as the #1 ranked public university in the united state & not the WORLD) just texted me asking if there's a buc-ee's in ewa beach hawaii???

sigh

honestly it's sometimes hard to believe that mike wuz a certified high school educator in temple & abilene back in the day

https://instagr.am/p/C71y5h4pWBx
buc-ee's don't stock pepsi products (thx god)#

Please more Land Cruiser porn
Cal Bears be like yotas - incredible longevity, capability, and value - if you know you know

^ rkt, let's be very clear about this, ponytails r sexy as **** & shoes r for losers, got it?

as for cars/trucks/hovercrafts they should be driven into the ground (250,000+ miles) in an eco sustainable low carbon footprint manner, land cruisers get points for trying

it's kinda messed up but modern yoga don't got no recycling (shocky gotta take his empty perrier bottles back to the tree fort) but who knows maybe the b-day girl will remedy that someday

https://instagr.am/p/Ch-miQyMreT

big frame but lacking footspeed garrison blank from rocklin commits to ucla, coach bloesch is targeting trench workers with speed

Members - If you are planning on playing today, please remember to repair the pitch marks left by yesterday's corporate outing.

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) June 6, 2024

2024 memorial pga tournament at muirfield village: 1st round update

No stranger to Jack's Place.
@Collin_Morikawa won the 2020 Workday Charity Open at Muirfield Village and looks to get his first victory @MemorialGolf. pic.twitter.com/eEM1evRri0

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 6, 2024

propelled early in the round by a 330 yard drive & then a 133 yard hole out for an eagle 2 on the slightly downhill par 4 2nd hole collin morikawa shot a 68 & is tied for 3rd

5-under thru 12 💪@Collin_Morikawa is only one shot back @MemorialGolf. pic.twitter.com/Up0Xr32lAd

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 6, 2024

with his only birdies on the par 4 1st & 18th holes max homa with a 71 along with bomber ben an (3rd in driving distance today with an average of 312 yards) also carding a 71, both are tied for 19th

https://instagr.am/p/C0U-5FAPuPd
2025 6'5" 240 lbs apex predator edge defender devin hyde is gonna officially trip to cal this weekend, he's gonna decide between the bears, bruins & huskies after this trip

Junior Year Season Highlights - 6’5 240 lbs DE/OLB - All League Bay Division Linebacker of the Year - Team Captain - Team MVP - ⁦@coachsaunders85⁩ ⁦@Coach_Mac_21⁩ ⁦@DaTonganUce⁩ ⁦@DougLocker1⁩ Full highlights here: https://t.co/DMV8UEZ2j7 pic.twitter.com/TnSAnH8Dqy

— Devin Hyde (@DevinHyde25) December 23, 2023

devin is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa at academically rigorous menlo atherton & wuz offered by harvard

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development competing in the acc & in the classrooms of berkeley while only a 30 minute drive across the bridge for the fam & friends on fall gamedays at memorial stadium)

https://instagr.am/p/Cy8wyjySTL0
2025 6'2" 250 lbs defensive end lebron williams (#90 in above video) from kahuku hawaii (on oahu's northeastern shore kinda near turtle bay) is gonna officially trip to cal this weekend...williams visited ucla last weekend & is gonna visit washington state on june 14th

Junior Season Highlights@CoachNokesDL @Coach_Ena @CoachNua @CoachAtuaia @NV_AlecWatt @CoachRenoYale @s_eselu @Coach_JLoeffler @KammyDelp_Utah @EJReid96762 @NihoaPule @kavakissez @coachsterls https://t.co/3LERbEe1Na

— LeBron Williams (@LeBronWils4) December 6, 2023

lebron gotta non stop motor that violent pursues plays in the backfield which has been missing from the bears d-line defense (which can be partially attributed to the past conservative less downfield/lane discipline strategy than the 2024 attacking scheme) the last couple of seasons



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with a family poly vibe in the football program)

https://instagr.am/p/C72v3BuPBbS
congrats to mason mangum earning 2nd team all american honors with the cal track team, he will be moving on with a berkeley data science degree to texas a&m with a fully track scholly in pursuing an industrial engineering degree...yeah mason is not a dumb azz

the truth is that coach toler (who year in/year out has had the worst blocking wideout room in the pac 12, hopefully coach bloesch is gonna hold burl accountable for this critical nfl development skill that facilitates the run game) has wasted pure SPEED while favoring big catch radius tall guys that r slow as **** that can't create separation against defenders...thankfully the 2024 wideouts finally got SPEED in the 2 deeps as the bears take on acc competition

2024 scholly roster departures: 40 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree

fun fact: wide receivers that don't physically engage in bad azz downfield blocking r NOT gonna get PAID in the national football league, that's just a dumb decision that will result in a **** situation





don't be a dumb azz (how many wide receivers have u developed/coached up for the nfl????)#

Recruiting recruiting recruiting...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C71YxDrpQ9m/

question for the universe during our time on planet earth: where's home????

the answer: wherever ur moms (and fam) is, do u want to share ur collegiate gamedays with her or not?

sometimes the most obvious answers in life r also the most realest, yeah michael is a bad azz (just ask ebony) sorry chris

Oh No! a house of football players can be a wild pic.twitter.com/jFSQy88UU3

— David Schuman (@CoachSchuman) October 16, 2023

6'1" 180 lbs 4.47 40 SPEED immediate impact safety from riordan (in the city by the bay)#

bluehenbear said:

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C71YxDrpQ9m/

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Well, Truckee is the defending 3A Nevada football champs. Now you know why!

chabbear, yeah truckee is the defending 3a football champs but with that being said nor cal is 25 times better weather than the drizzly azz cold northwest & 100 times more beautiful than the ugly azz truck stop skool towns in the non academic big 12 footprint, got it?

https://instagr.am/p/CRHRGHTs0po
shocky luvs playing summertime ball with a quick swim afterwards at lahontan#

The iron game continues to improve for @Collin_Morikawa 💯

He moves to T3 after a birdie on No. 3 @MemorialGolf. pic.twitter.com/ZKJ3YWGker

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 7, 2024

2024 memorial pga tournament at muirfield village: 2nd round update

collin morikawa (interesting fashion choices today): late round double bogey on the downwind par 4 17th hole when he miscalculated the front bunker carry yardage to a back pin resulted in a 74, tied for 11th heading into the weekend

max homa: a couple of missed short putts (gotta clean this up before next week's us open) en route to a 73, tied for 20th

ben an: drove it pin high in the left rough on the 354 yard par 4 14th hole (made birdie) on the way to a 73, tied for 20th

Slightly OT, but has highly rated St. Ignatius OL John Mills committed anywhere yet, or is Cal still a possibility?

But can he coach them to execute WR/TE screens?

^^^ walter, burl is a charismatic recruiter/berkeley grad, a tremendous representative of the university & trusted by most players and their families for doing the right thing

but with that being said cal's wide receiver play has been **** the last couple of seasons with an emphasis upon 2 yard bubble screen receptions padding stats, a glaring lack of blocking by wideouts in the run game & favoring slow as **** wideouts that lack the necessary speed to create separation in the downfield vertical passing game

do bears wideouts block like this in creating running lanes for all american jaydn ott?



poor wideout play has been an integral factor in the ineffectual cal offenses during the wilcox era (which is primarily due to justin making poor offensive coordinator personnel decisions) which has resulted in yearly mediocre records, that needs to change this fall as cal football is outta time & this should be the case with finally elite speed in the 2 deeps for coach toler's room and coach bloesch demanding accountability

the time is now (for everything)#

JB HAMMER 🔨pic.twitter.com/wDM876VDXA

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) June 7, 2024

shocky got zero interest in professional sports teams & their games (and respects the fact that most cal fans don't share that perspective, we should all do whatever makes us happy in life while recognizing that it's healthy for our passions to change with time) but gotta say that his yoga buddy jaylen brown is really good at basketball

JB is about to put on a show!

Sending my brother good energy.

— Ivan Rabb (@YoungIvee) June 6, 2024

Who you got? 🏆

It’s a battle of the Bears in the #NBAFinals.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/iFVUDi7Rb4

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) June 6, 2024

cal's monster class in the nba finals (keep me company)#
https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru

^^^^^ pitts, nothing is "slightly ot" on cal's monster class, got it?



https://instagr.am/p/CTu6JxTlCct
excerpt from cal's monster class back in the day:

Dear Shocky

How are you?

I am fine.

Just read your last post re: them walk ons & thought that now might be a good time to remind you of your responsibilities & my responsibilities, ok?

Your responsibilities:

***Golf
***Yoga/meditation & **** like that
***Global warming & the cal basketball program's carbon footprint on planet earth
***Gameday energy & attendance including season tix(s) sales
***Stormin' the floor
***GPAs & academic achievement including the attainment of Cal degrees
***Cal's Diamonds are Forever Class (2016)
***Cal's Go All the Way Up Class (2017)
***Cal's Started at the Bottom Class (2018)
***Cal's Pokemon Go Class (2019)
***In game strategy including entry/lob passes by T-Wall & Jaylen to Young Ivee, Kam & the King
***Fashion development for all student athletes
***Dating/marrying a curvy brunette yoga female
***Winning championships

My responsibilities:
***Haircuts
***Pregame player introduction theme song (and trust me, just like I ignored your request for Kayne's Diamonds are Forever last season I'm gonna ignore your request for Fat Joe's Go All the Way Up this season)
***When the **** them walk ons get into the game & when the **** they don't get into the game

Look, Roberta tells me I gotta be nicer to you & not always keep you further afar but back in East St Louis we had a name for guys like you.

Dead.

Best Regards,

Coach Martin

https://instagr.am/p/CqixqdEBNS4
welcome prospective football student athletes & their families to a FUN weekend at the claremont

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (hotel california is always open for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development competing in the atlantic coast conference & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)

Shocky1 said:

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6’3” 205 LB 2025 Junior Season
ALL STATE 4.2 GPA
Phone #(480-532-3751)
145 tackles- 64 solo-13.2 Tck/G
4 Sacks-13 TFL
4 forced fumbles-1 recovery-1 INT
204 all purpose yards
3 receiving touchdowns
11 games played@MVToro_Football ⁦@litten_andy⁩https://t.co/Gkz6lws4Z8

— Beckham Barney (@BeckhamBarney) March 26, 2024

2025 6'3" 205 lbs all state (145 tackles!) linebacker beckham barney from mountain view high school in mesa is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend

beckham is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.2 gpa

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including hilly mesa country club)

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Go bears!!🐻 #committed @CalFootball @litten_andy @MVToro_Football @CoachSirmon @Coach_MikeBruno pic.twitter.com/EfkjPrzuX5

— Beckham Barney (@BeckhamBarney) June 8, 2024

Shocky1 said:

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^^^^^ pitts, nothing is "slightly ot" on cal's monster class, got it?



https://instagr.am/p/CTu6JxTlCct
excerpt from cal's monster class back in the day:

Dear Shocky

How are you?

I am fine.

Just read your last post re: them walk ons & thought that now might be a good time to remind you of your responsibilities & my responsibilities, ok?

Your responsibilities:

***Golf
***Yoga/meditation & **** like that
***Global warming & the cal basketball program's carbon footprint on planet earth
***Gameday energy & attendance including season tix(s) sales
***Stormin' the floor
***GPAs & academic achievement including the attainment of Cal degrees
***Cal's Diamonds are Forever Class (2016)
***Cal's Go All the Way Up Class (2017)
***Cal's Started at the Bottom Class (2018)
***Cal's Pokemon Go Class (2019)
***In game strategy including entry/lob passes by T-Wall & Jaylen to Young Ivee, Kam & the King
***Fashion development for all student athletes
***Dating/marrying a curvy brunette yoga female
***Winning championships

My responsibilities:
***Haircuts
***Pregame player introduction theme song (and trust me, just like I ignored your request for Kayne's Diamonds are Forever last season I'm gonna ignore your request for Fat Joe's Go All the Way Up this season)
***When the **** them walk ons get into the game & when the **** they don't get into the game

Look, Roberta tells me I gotta be nicer to you & not always keep you further afar but back in East St Louis we had a name for guys like you.

Dead.

Best Regards,

Coach Martin

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Hate to say it I was not impressed with Coach Martin's performance in the NCAA tournament. I met him in San Diego and he came off very shy and disinterested….