kicker kyle cunanan commits to nebraska

departure list updated

Here are more details on Williams and what he could bring Nevada. https://t.co/zHUjA76Djs

— Nevada Sports Net (@NevadaSportsNet) April 29, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal. to nebraska..no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

yamir knight commits to smu, gavin sawchuk expected to sign with florida state

Defense on full display today 🤯#GoBears pic.twitter.com/4ahZKdZrsl

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) May 2, 2025

california golden bears 7
syracuse orange 0

4 KEYS to victory:

1) seniors anna reimers & annabel teperson pitching ahead in the count with early strikes
2) DEFENSE: mika lee throwing out a runner from center field with a laser strike to home plate, mia phillips with the filthy dive plus the uncontrollable kaylee pond espn play of the day
3) HOMERUNS: dangerous tianna bell & +1 athletic mika lee going yard

TBBEEEEELLLLLLLLL 🔔#GoBears pic.twitter.com/QbxkUMOpZs

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) May 2, 2025

4) everybody's favorite head coach at 1st base instead of 3rd, only 2 runners thrown out on the bases today which for the bears is actually a gameday improvement

cal is a softball school (33-18)#

Committed!! pic.twitter.com/R9JJnR8azv

— Abram Murray (@_abrammurray) May 2, 2025

4.0 gpa miami transfer kicker abram murray from shreveport with the commitment to the #1 ranked public university in the world

Just a reminder the best kicker in the class of 2024 went to Miami to learn from K1 @Borregales_andy but don't make any mistake @_abrammurray is as talented as any person in America. @CoachKalter - Coral Gables is home of the best kicking room in the land. pic.twitter.com/P3jTe9vYU5

— Adam (@HKA_Tanalski) April 13, 2024

real talk: adam tanalski does not value earning degrees at elite academic universities, a significant # of his kickers transfer every year & throw away college degrees in the illusionary pursuit of nfl dreams

KICKING wins football games (which should be obvious to anybody who followed the bears 2024 ****show)#

Shocky1 said:

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Hit a new Squat PR 🏋🏽 585 LB‼️
Can’t wait for 🏈 season to start!@tommys2s @GregBiggins @GregSmithRivals @adamgorney @BrandonHuffman @SWiltfong_ @RivalsFriedman @JoeMento @CoachDicksAW pic.twitter.com/G1ozwd4xmv

— Jaxon Pyatt (@JaxonPyatt) July 30, 2024

2026 3.4 gpa 6'2" 220 lbs violent inside backer jaxon pyatt from arvada west high school (west of denver)#

Jaxon Pyatt C/O 2026
JUNIOR SEASON HIGHLIGHTS ‼️

📽️ HUDL: https://t.co/yHynFSoFGU
STATS ⬇️
•140 Tackles
•18 TFLs
•5 PBUs
•4 Sacks
•3 Forced Fumbles
•3 TDs
•1 INT (Pick 6)@SWiltfong_ @Zack_Poff_MP @RivalsFriedman @adamgorney @brandonhuffman @GregBiggins @CoachWhitmire… pic.twitter.com/T2uBT76dp7

— Jaxon Pyatt (@JaxonPyatt) November 22, 2024

jaxon is a work out warrior with 4.56 SPEED & is gonna officially visit berkeley on june 6th, it's completely befuddling & inexplicable why pyatt is also gonna visit some **** academic skools with level 7 hypothermia cold weather too & check out their worthless igloo management degrees or something

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the rocky mountains)

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After years of hard work, I’m blessed to announce my commitment to @CalFootball.
Thank you to everyone who believed in me and supported my journey. This is just the beginning. 🐻 🟡🔵@Coach_MikeBruno @CalBears247 @CalRivals @SWiltfong_ @GregBiggins @brandonhuffman… pic.twitter.com/oLkd7GrdYx

— Jaxon Pyatt (@JaxonPyatt) May 3, 2025

KAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE footage of new 2026 commit jaxon pyatt



yeah jaxon is a sideline to sideline apex predator!!

strong and smart (plus most bears got good hygiene too)#

jonathan brady is visiting tennessee & tobias merriweather just tripped to utah

wide receivers without BLOCKING skillz (or berkeley degrees, future 30 year old valets at the park city montage)#

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
camron brooks, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
artem korchagin, offensive lineman (4.1 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" wilson corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3,5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.8 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv

What have you heard on LJ, the RB flip from rice? Seems like Texas football fans know him well.. a prospect every Texas was after out of high school

BREAKING: SMU transfer RB LJ Johnson Jr. has Flipped his Commitment from Rice to Cal, he tells @on3sports

Johnson has totaled 994 Rushing Yards & 11 TDs in his college career

Will have 1 year of eligibility remaining https://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS pic.twitter.com/Zak9IR7mbh

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) May 3, 2025

KAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!

benny, the bears rb coach julian griffin got a prototypical body type he favors & smu (previously at texas a&m) transfer 5'10" 219 lbs lj johnson from cypress texas fits that built for power mold

https://instagr.am/p/DHuQpFLuyjE
lj is a lot smarter than the university of calveston's new mascot buc-ee, johnson got a 3.7 gpa (yeah gpas matter in berkeley unlike the big 12 skools for dumb azzs in the lone star state)

https://instagr.am/p/Ct9lRjtg_Kc
the battle starting this summer heading into 2025 camp for the rb1 job is gonna be FUN to follow but one of the reasons that the bears previous rbs left berkeley is because of the new multiple running back rotation scheme in berkeley...this isn't a ron gould nfl superstar gameplan but shocky is willing to see how this all plays out this fall as the leaves fall to the ground & turn golden

above newcomer gpa updated, welcome lj!!

do u got saturday november 29th against the fracking ponies already circled on ur calendar??

buc-ee got that **** circled bro

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (in the beautiful san francisco bay area without the lousy as **** texas weather & academically mediocre schools)

https://t.co/xmxgpYhuDW https://t.co/tSEG68TrTQ

— Bridge Toll Mafia (@JRocks510) May 3, 2025

future qb1 recruiting update:

multiple ELITE quarterback recruits at memorial stadium today including 2027s ryan rakowski (3.6 gpa) & stone tu'amoheloa-kaho (3.4 gpa)

u guys evah heard of jared goff or aaron rodgers??

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CRywZvELCNt

Shocky1 said:

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goldy, watch the 6th video in this gram, getting ****faced & then driving wildly into the coachella nite is a culturally normal deal at the madison club

anybody wanna guess how FAST that golfcart (can 100% guarantee u that the speed governor has been removed) is going in this video??

https://instagr.am/p/C6UrgSQu9E_

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elway golf cart fatality update:

the local police did not arrive immediately at the scene & elway did not have to submit to immediate dui sobriety tests

defense legal counsel is explaining that elway wuz not drinking because his sister recently died of pancreatic cancer & that his 2nd wife has relentlessly insisted that he quit drinking because she's tired of his drunk azz plus he's got some rare medical condition that now prevents him from drinking

right

big 2025 xmas tip envelopes for the madison club gm, bartenders & mall cop security team#

Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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goldy, watch the 6th video in this gram, getting ****faced & then driving wildly into the coachella nite is a culturally normal deal at the madison club

anybody wanna guess how FAST that golfcart (can 100% guarantee u that the speed governor has been removed) is going in this video??

https://instagr.am/p/C6UrgSQu9E_

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elway golf cart fatality update:

the local police did not arrive immediately at the scene & elway did not have to submit to immediate dui sobriety tests

defense legal counsel is explaining that elway wuz not drinking because his sister recently died of pancreatic cancer & that his 2nd wife has relentlessly insisted that he quit drinking because she's tired of his drunk azz plus he's got some rare medical condition that now prevents him from drinking

right

big 2025 xmas tip envelopes for the madison club gm, bartenders & mall cop security team#

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you left out the part that the Riverside County Sheriff investigation found Elway was not at fault (I assume they are getting a big envelope soon). The Sheriff investigation would only cover criminal liability, though apparently TMZ got a quote from an investigator saying there was no negligence by Elway. BTW, negligence typically is a civil finding, not a criminal finding in case you run into Elway's defense counsel.

Shocky, cal rugby just win another chip. That's what we want, got it? Go bears!!!!!

benny, congrats to cal men's rugby national championship!!

yeah stormin' the field is always FUN

https://instagr.am/p/DJN40qjAIDP
roll on u bears!!

WA-> BERK https://t.co/iaNpRzoKsL

— EJ Caminong (@CaminongEj) May 4, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with a welcoming & inclusive poly vibe/culture)

^^^ wifey, appreciate ur explanation of the civil vs criminal findings, shocky's take is that the biggest holiday envelope from elway is gonna go to sperbeck's widow

BREAKING: Cal transfer WR Jonathan Brady has Committed to Indiana, he tells @on3sports

The 5’10 180 WR totaled 97 receptions for 1,460 total yards & 11 TDs through 3 seasons

Will have 1 year of eligibility remaining https://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS pic.twitter.com/JX7PGJaFxd

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) May 4, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal to indiana..no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal. to nebraska..no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

Shocky1 said:

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benny, congrats to cal men's rugby national championship!!

yeah stormin' the field is always FUN

https://instagr.am/p/DJN40qjAIDP
roll on u bears!!

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You know it boss, let's go bears. Hell of a 2nd half that anyone here could appreciate

Shocky1 said:

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BREAKING: SMU transfer RB LJ Johnson Jr. has Flipped his Commitment from Rice to Cal, he tells @on3sports

Johnson has totaled 994 Rushing Yards & 11 TDs in his college career

Will have 1 year of eligibility remaining https://t.co/RlUbB6EMhS pic.twitter.com/Zak9IR7mbh

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) May 3, 2025

KAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!

benny, the bears rb coach julian griffin got a prototypical body type he favors & smu (previously at texas a&m) transfer 5'10" 219 lbs lj johnson from cypress texas fits that built for power mold

https://instagr.am/p/DHuQpFLuyjE
lj is a lot smarter than the university of calveston's new mascot buc-ee, johnson got a 3.7 gpa (yeah gpas matter in berkeley unlike the big 12 skools for dumb azzs in the lone star state)

https://instagr.am/p/Ct9lRjtg_Kc
the battle starting this summer heading into 2025 camp for the rb1 job is gonna be FUN to follow but one of the reasons that the bears previous rbs left berkeley is because of the new multiple running back rotation scheme in berkeley...this isn't a ron gould nfl superstar gameplan but shocky is willing to see how this all plays out this fall as the leaves fall to the ground & turn golden

above newcomer gpa updated, welcome lj!!

do u got saturday november 29th against the fracking ponies already circled on ur calendar??

buc-ee got that **** circled bro

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (in the beautiful san francisco bay area without the lousy as **** texas weather & academically mediocre schools)

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this guy is gonna get some reps! Was RB2 behind a guy that ran for 1300 plus yards and now will play for the KC Chiefs. Agree with Shocky that it will be interesting to see which of the big backs is Cal's RB1.

THE BEARS WIN IT IN A THRILLER 😮‍💨

Lagi Quiroga hits the go-ahead homer in the 11th to win it for @CalSB!

📺 ACCNXpic.twitter.com/wPxlBIF0AH

— ACC Softball (@ACCsoftball) May 4, 2025

1st game
california golden bears 9
syracuse orange 0

2nd game (11 innings)
california golden bears 4
syracuse orange 2

the bears sweep today's doubleheader in upstate new york kinda like drama queens or something, don't cry for me argentina, these FUN bears truly love one another & their home run trot celebrations are ****** EPIC

the 35-18 team is most likely staying on the east coast with the acc tournament in massachusetts starting wednesday with an opening round battle vs them georgia tech yellowjacks

Off to senior prom 🤙🏽. Blessed to be home 🏠 🏝️. pic.twitter.com/ay3gputgX9

— Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele (@JaronKeawe) May 4, 2025

jaron, who wrote these 2025 dumb azz prom rules brah, r smokeshow triggering PONYTAILS also banned??

ok, the no denim/jeans deal is a good rule but the rest of that **** no es bueno, got it??

https://instagr.am/p/DImZo6HztST


wearing clothes is for losers#

https://instagr.am/p/DJIHw7Os4MU

A golden day!

That’s a wrap on Golden Buddies year three. Thank you @SONorCal, E-Sports Bay Area , and @CalCameronInst for your collaboration!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/WybUTgfNu8

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 4, 2025

marketing/branding the cal football program: starts with golden buddies & FREE tixs for all berkeley students to attract NEW fans that experience the MAGIC of cal football in their formative years!!

the dumb azzs in the athletic department (not to be confused with the football staff) are not attracting any NEW fans with their quickly deleted group emails re: cal football & basketball tixs that are sent to current fans

Shocky1 said:

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A golden day!

That’s a wrap on Golden Buddies year three. Thank you @SONorCal, E-Sports Bay Area , and @CalCameronInst for your collaboration!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/WybUTgfNu8

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 4, 2025

marketing/branding the cal football program: starts with golden buddies & FREE tixs for all berkeley students to attract NEW fans that experience the MAGIC of cal football in their formative years!!

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I was there for this with my kids! It's a great chance to get to hang out on the field for a couple of hours, while they play around. And totally free.

^ how many kid attendees & how did u hear about this event??

did u offer to be this fall's kicking game coach for the bears??

wuz a postgame trip to fenton's for a double fudge sundae with fuchsia sugar sprinkles part of the day??

did any scary azz mascots like buc-ee or sagehen show up??



sycasey=dad of the year!!

No mascot, but some of the Straw Hat Band came out and performed at the end.

utes may close on berkeley grad rb byron cardwell jr & NO EFFORT blocking wr/berkeley drop out tobias merriweather

BREAKING: Cal transfer WR Tobias Merriweather has ned with Utah, @PeteNakos_ reports🔴https://t.co/kSYG7dYADj pic.twitter.com/ExdNGw8aOW

— Transfer Portal (@TransferPortal_) May 5, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal. to nebraska..no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal to utah...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

Cal came out to watch spring practice today! I have been anxious about my baby moving to the West Coast. But honestly, they are making me feel better and better! Gooo Bears!!!!! pic.twitter.com/0fi9BvEk8B

— Ashley Renee (@AshleyRenee0101) May 6, 2025

social, academic & athletic mentorship (not just coaches)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth

2037 cal's monster class!!

Had some fun in the sun! 🎥

A look back at Golden Buddies 2025 #GoBears pic.twitter.com/UvrvrgO22X

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 5, 2025

wut's ur gpa??#

University of Utah is eliminating its beach volleyball program. Here’s why

Story by @brandonljudd https://t.co/tfRtknD7Jw

— Deseret News Sports (@desnewssports) April 29, 2025

meanwhile general knowlton & his #2 in charge confidante jennifer simon-o'neil are tryna figure out how to build a brand new beach volleyball facility in berkeley instead of a dedicated basketball practice facility which is dooming the men's hoop program to future 10-15 victory glass ceiling seasons with a continued shrinking fanbase that is not successfully acquiring new fans via innovative marketing...and talent acquisition is very challenging without a place for those with nba aspirations to develop their craft

yeah it's all a matter of priorities in the cal athletic department which clearly has no plans to balance the budget/rightsize the # of sport teams under the current failed administration which includes the chancellor

modern yoga update:

the following is a loose transcript of today's conversation after princess courtney's nooner class:

teacher emma (she got a good ponytail): shocky, how it's going?

shocky (holding his 2 empty plastic green perrier bottles while putting on his golf shoes): good why don't modern yoga got recycling or something??

owner rich (sitting in the office with the door open): hey what are you yapping about??...we have recycling

shocky: my apologies, where's the recycling spot?

owner rich: it's the silver container by the door

shocky walks over to the container, there's a clearly marked sign on it that says "TRASH"

shocky (kinda yelling as he walks towards the front door to make his afternoon tee time): i don't believe you, ima taking my bottles with me for recycling!!

yeah modern yoga is backwards azz kinda like texas & the deep south, no wonder the university of calveston's new mascot buc-ee is getting the **** outta there & moving to the left coast!!



don't be a dumb azz (do u recycle??)#

GO GRIZ 🧸‼️ pic.twitter.com/5F3Lkuptxf

— Dylan Jemtegaard (@dylanjemtegaard) May 6, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 51 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...out of eligibility...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal to montana...mechanical engineering berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal to nebraska..no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal to utah...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford..berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

db marcus scott II has NOT entered the transfer portal

fake news#

#fuck this shit. I'll become a pound #stripper 😄😄😜👌 pic.twitter.com/kRNgFqbH

— Jorday Williams (@Jorday24) February 7, 2013

2025 cal football roster MATH:

so let's do the FUN math, ok??

right now there are 51 scholly departures (see above list) from the 2024 season out of the then ncca max 85 schollys, that's a lot of turnover which reflects the turmoil (and poor decision making) in college football in 2025

19 of the 51 scholly departures are out of eligibility...the good news is that all 19 will have earned college degrees with 10 of them from berkeley...also 4 got drafted by the nfl & an additional 4 have signed nfl free agency contracts

51-19=32 players entering the transfer portal with eligibility remaining, 21 without a berkeley degree & 11 with berkeley degrees

of these 32 departures, only 1 (hunter barth to stanford) is heading to a comparable academic institution & 4 are heading to schools that are only a notch below berkeley academically (mikey matthews & jaivian thomas to ucla and fernando mendoza & jonathan brady to indiana)...the other 27 are heading to academically mediocre skools for low gpa dumb azzs or even worser don't got any reciprocal interest in the portal at this time

85-51=34 returning scholly players plus the 54 new additions (see above gpa list) plus several current walk ons that will receive schollys this fall

bottom line: there are a lotta guys with ZERO nfl upside that are throwing away potential generational wealth building berkeley degrees for non existent nfl dreams via the transfer portal that are now on a path to becoming male azz strippers and/or working nite security at the chandler fashion square mall at age 30!!

don't be a dumb azz (earn a cal, stanford or ivy league degree)#