https://instagr.am/p/CjQgabFLQ-i
walter rouse is now coming clean & admitting that the real reason he flipped from nebraska to oklahoma is cuz a bag of chips now costs 6 bucks

IMHO it's bullish that a kid like him can even get a PWO based purely on nepotism. 3.8 ain't gettin' you into Cal as a frosh and he was never gonna play so why the P in WO? Dad.

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There is probably more to that. I.e. playing for a coach who fired his dad….

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understood but why would a dad bring his work problems into his children's life & negatively impact their futures?

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Shocky1 said:

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Goobear said:

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There is probably more to that. I.e. playing for a coach who fired his dad….

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understood but why would a dad bring his work problems into his children's life & negatively impact their futures?

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His son should never have been there…It worked out for Sirmon but I think Wilcox should never make this coach and son thing happen again.

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Sirmon is a baller though. If you can play I've got zero issue if your transcript doesn't match up perfectly against a regular applicant. Talent is talent and people have different skills. More broadly I do think that hurt us a bit in terms of Femi but we'll see how that works out going forward. Between Rutchena, Mo, and Allen I'm hoping we'll be fine there.

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Sirmon is a baller though. If you can play I've got zero issue if your transcript doesn't match up perfectly against a regular applicant. Talent is talent and people have different skills. More broadly I do think that hurt us a bit in terms of Femi but we'll see how that works out going forward. Between Rutchena, Mo, and Allen I'm hoping we'll be fine there.

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https://instagr.am/p/CiLgdTiAukT
walter, another remarkable student athlete to keep an eye on during 2023 spring ball is inside linebacker kaleb elarms-orr

ignite the mind#

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Kaleb is faster and has better turning than the guy UCLA stole from us. He needs to step up. If he performs he is a NFL player. I hope he is motivated.

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Better turning? What do folks think of KEO's prospects for next season?

ps did he get any snaps or have productivity at ILB this season?

What I said. How is "better turning" not clear? Would you prefer the much more obscure "flexible hips"? Weirdo.

listening to nv78 & wc22 beef at the monster gas station



follow her on instagram#

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WalterSobchak said:

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Sirmon is a baller though. If you can play I've got zero issue if your transcript doesn't match up perfectly against a regular applicant. Talent is talent and people have different skills. More broadly I do think that hurt us a bit in terms of Femi but we'll see how that works out going forward. Between Rutchena, Mo, and Allen I'm hoping we'll be fine there.

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walter, another remarkable student athlete to keep an eye on during 2023 spring ball is inside linebacker kaleb elarms-orr

ignite the mind#

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Hey if he wants to emerge and join the party I'm all for it. More the merrier.

If it is David Reese did he announce yet? I'm very excited about this kid.

https://instagr.am/p/CmVabbDDstx
congrats & good start for haas biz ad grad brandon hagy on his opening round 3 under par 69 in the 1st round of the season opening korn ferry tour (feeder program for the pga tour) tournament in the bahamas
https://www.pgatour.com/korn-ferry-tour/leaderboard.html

hagy got top 3 clubhead speed among all professional golfers on planet earth which makes him one of the game's longest drivers of a golf ball...and that's why today's round is so perplexing, he bogied the par 5 1st & 18th holes today which is kinda surprising for someone that can reach most par 5s in 2 shots that are under 625 yards if he drives it in the fairway...fyi brandon is not built like a football player other than "the jet," he is 5'11" 170 lbs of ++1 athleticisim

2 years ago my daughter taylor & me were brandon's only gallery during the monday pre phoenix qualifier at mccormick ranch (which he barely missed by a stroke, his chip on the par 4 18th hole just slid by the pin) and last season the shockster walked 18 holes with him during pga tournaments in west palm beach, the palm desert & scottsdale...got to talk a bit with his wife j & his father in law who is from england

why did hagy lose his pga card last season?

my take is that his moving his primary home from north scottsdale (playing out of whisper rock, featured in the video above) to charlotte resulted in less than optimal year round practicing weather/fellow pga competition which caused kinda a breakdown of his short game particularly with his non sand shots around the greens

right now there are 5 california golden bears on the 2023 pga tour, the shockster is 100% rooting for brandon (who is a major cal football fan) to return to the tour & absolutely flourish on the biggest stages

the smartest bear of them all#

https://instagr.am/p/CMbSfIQFHir

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https://instagr.am/p/CFC5SjKAbs2
florida outside linebacker graduate transfer 6'1" 238 lbs david reese is officially visiting berkeley this weekend

david is not a dumb azz, he graduated with a 3.7 gpa from vero beach high school & 50+ offers before accepting the gators offer to stay in state...3 time all sec all academic team (2019-2021), reese got 2 years of remaining eligibility

but most importantly he got good hair

https://instagr.am/p/CEhVsAXgHo5
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ibiza & the swamplands of florida)

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OFFICIAL ☑️https://t.co/utcQv4UZ3A pic.twitter.com/yAITCo6GOK

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 15, 2023

sec physicality (swamp dog)#

https://instagr.am/p/CnarK83vOdO
fun fact: jt byrne kinda look like a young justin wilcox but with a better gpa

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welcome 5 california golden bears official visitors to the claremont this weekend:

david reese, outside linebacker, vero beach high school, 3.7 gpa
https://instagr.am/p/CkzMP7-r6y7
sam jackson, quarterback, naperville central high school, 3.1 gpa

Holy crap, Sam Jackson (⁦@jackson5ive_⁩) with a spectacular run.

Naperville Central trims deficit to 28-21 with 11:21 left 3Q vs East St Louis pic.twitter.com/NN8T5ihr8V

— Jeremy Werner (@JWerner247) October 26, 2019

kaylin moore, cornerback, oaks christian high school, 3.4 gpa

pic.twitter.com/XsJ8DU98N0

— Kaylin Moore 🥷🏽 (@KaylinMoore11) July 30, 2020

jt byrne, tight end, carmel high school, 3.75 gpa
https://instagr.am/p/CnFmI4pSbsW
madison beer, yoga/meditation coach, stinson beach high school, 3.5 gpa
https://instagr.am/p/BsRjKz8B3K9


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (always & forever)

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yeah, it wuz a good weekend at the claremont tho it's still too bad s&c coach brian johnson don't got a yoga/meditation coach, what's up with that?

#Summer Must-Have: #GumballMachine Pool Float! pic.twitter.com/UR5xPGtEFe

— Gumball.com (@GumballMachines) August 4, 2016

2023 college football portal transfer recruiting:

some prospects are kinda like little kids finding a busted broken azz gumball machine that keeps paying up, they don't care these machines are owned by non academic football factories that discard their disposable workers when its convenient for them

these playas got nothing to worry about, they can do this **** with no effort

until the machine run out of gumballs & then you gotta enter a fiercely competitive global economy in the real world that favors the well educated like those with degrees from cal, stanford & the ivy leagues

and then they outta time, working at mcdonalds making that cheese double, dump & flush



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and yeah it takes a lotta effort to earn a degree)

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this is a sorta friendly message/tutorial to all the fellow dumb azzs that wuz in haas/our palace yesterday evening for the bears epic victory

watch both of these videos carefully & take notes like u wuz at wheeler hall, this is how u ******* storm the floor, ok?

u don't send a 1 person broken down sorry azz fearless storm the floor "team" out there, got it?



next time, do better, got it?#

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https://instagr.am/p/Cm4nv1MP6Tg
conclusive photographic proof from taylor re: her dumb azz dad's failed 1 person stormin' the floor escapades after shaking hands with lars ("sprechen sie deutsch?") & in his last fleeting moments of freedom before being encircled by a 17 yellow jacketed armed security force that reports to fuhrer knowlton

but more importantly check out the faces in the crowd:

is that my partner in monstrous crimes hoop dreams clapping by the blue railings?

joel brown is still in shock thinking "that's my guy but he's definitely crazy as ****"

devin askew is smirking "if he calls me carrot top, he's done"

all the cal coaches (except one) just gonna ignore the monster, fun is not part of the deal

the curvy brunette yoga female in the 3rd row in the light blue puffer jacket is wondering if she can go to nooner modern yoga with me...her friend to the right with one lulu lemon leg dragged over the seat in front of her thinks the shockster should just be walked to his car, yeah she's absolutely sure

the lady with blue cal jacket in the 3rd row is photographing the monster for unknown reasons

my brothers from other mothers in the 7th row r laughing like this is kinda like marshawn driving the golf cart around or something

the lady wearing a black facemask on the far left in the 4th row is not amused by such childish behavior while the 2 females friends above her in the 6th row are celebrating like they just saw the loch ness monster

yeah its gonna take more than a cancellation to kill my vibe, forevah forevah

r u there?



the magic of cal basketball (cal's monster class)#

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— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) January 15, 2023

why is going to modern yoga more fun than going to cal basketball games these days?

them yellow shirt/jacket security guys at basketball games wanna impose their will on u, they gotta lotta rules which is untenable for the monster

at modern yoga shocky can freely storm rooms #1 & #3, spill his 2 bottles of perrier all over the floor, roar like a wild animal when everybody does "ahhhh," do failed handstands cuz i got t-rex arms & sing out of tune to all the muzak...princess courtney just give me an incredulous kind smile...that cray cray guy

the university of california, berkeley=one of the worldwide epicenters of the free speech & civil rights movement



summer of love (even on a rainy day)#

https://instagr.am/p/ClHiqOLSFoq
chabs declares for the 2023 nfl draft, this changes the velocity of the bruins offense heading into the california golden bears biggest grudge battle next season at the rose bowl

It all starts NOW.

Team meeting #1 ✅#GoBears pic.twitter.com/nOB1kLF4AS

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 17, 2023

coach wilcox opening comments for the spring 2023 semester:

"gentlemen, welcome to the #1 ranked public university in the world, if you wanna know what's going on with the california golden bears football program you can either speak with jeremiah hunter or read cal's monster offensive line, got it?"

the monster falling asleep at boring azz meetings (no effort)#

https://instagr.am/p/CnUwtAYIXBf
s&c coach brian johnson opening comments re: the winter conditioning program

"look most of you know that shocky is all over my ******* azz regarding the 2022 o-line rooms lack of strength (other than sioape), bend, flexibility & quick twitch movements...after speaking with him regarding the benefits of yoga/meditation practices that he introduced jaylen brown to on jb's road to his current 4 year $106,333,334 contract, this video reflects the level of +1 athleticism that will be expected for the 2023 spring football game from the cindo led cal's monster offensive line, any questions?"

shocky is a mutt#