Shocky1 said:A man on a mission to play the weekend. @collin_morikawa has made his way inside the cut line. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/c3tJYriZVF
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 17, 2023
clutch 32 on back nine gets the haas biz ad grad into the weekend#
Addi going to be there tomorrow. Look for a guy wearing a Cal visor. Go Bears!Shocky1 said:A man on a mission to play the weekend. @collin_morikawa has made his way inside the cut line. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/c3tJYriZVF
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 17, 2023
clutch 32 on back nine gets the haas biz ad grad into the weekend#
Great article about the Cal Burner Community & the impact it has on Cal Football. Very cool to be featured in it.https://t.co/OpKtrOz1lF
— Tony Kransinski (@wetbeefs) June 16, 2023
bearsandgiants said:
Two more days of sucking smog and banking shots off mini skyscrapers onto hastily-planted sod at what is arguably the ugliest major course in the history of golf. Go Bears!
Members - The sand hornets are back. Holes 2,5,8,12 and 14-16 will be closed until further notice. pic.twitter.com/4TdSuWKpD0
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 26, 2023
Although I haven't played Los Angeles CC, I HAVE played several #public courses in the area and I can tell you one thing: These players are in for a test. @usopengolf
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) June 14, 2023
willem, let's be real here, if shocky talks to anybody with a visor addi not gonna be my 1st choice, ok?Goobear said:Addi going to be there tomorrow. Look for a guy wearing a Cal visor. Go Bears!Shocky1 said:A man on a mission to play the weekend. @collin_morikawa has made his way inside the cut line. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/c3tJYriZVF
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 17, 2023
clutch 32 on back nine gets the haas biz ad grad into the weekend#
important cal's monster offensive line message to david abajian:Shocky1 said:
pauly, ur absolute rite, never gonna criticize nobody for picking cal, stanford or one of the ivy league schools if they r cleared by admissions...that's how you become mentally limitless & build generational wealth in a worldwide economy that unremorsefully favors the well educated
but what's dumb as **** is turning down an actionable offer from cal, stanford & the ivy leagues in order to attend a truck stop school with mediocre academics for low gpa dumb azzs, that's a breaking bad decision process that got 50 year consequences
clean up on aisle 7, get ur azz moving buddy, ur shift not over for another 9 hours
don't be a dumb azz (do u also got a flip phone>?)#
#FireKnowlton https://t.co/2fxdUIKqkZ pic.twitter.com/maS4BYiLrQ
— Tony Kransinski (@wetbeefs) May 4, 2023
Official visit weekend… Cali edition. pic.twitter.com/2xBduO7caT
— Burl Toler III (@CoachToler) June 16, 2023
Live vibrantly and colorfully! Colorful Family of Five Palms. 40" wide x 72" tall. @palmtreeartist #Palmtree #Palmtrees #palms #palmtreeartist #palmtreeartist #art #colorfulart #colorfulartwork #palmtrees #kabrahamson #art #colorfulart #colorfulartwork #buyart #contemporary … pic.twitter.com/BUQ7WWPswt
— Kristen Abrahamson (@KAbrahamsonArt) August 1, 2019
Love your characterization of UCLA as "significantly inferior". While we all love what Cal is and can do for you to mark UCLA as a significantly inferior is laughable. We all hate UCLA as both a competitor and for their leaving to go to the B1G. But "significantly inferior" and facing 50 years of major adverse implications. Really.Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CtZlOpYv0Bl
right now the bears got 35 scholly departures
daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
mykyle so'oto, outside linebacker...portal to them san mateo college fightin' benjis...no berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...portal as grad transfer
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer
monster analysis of the above 35 2023 departures:
the following 17 california golden bears earned berkeley degrees, they are well positioned in an increasingly competitive global economy that favors the well educated that are grads from cal, stanford & the ive leagues:
*****daniel scott
*****jamison sheahan
*****tommy christakos
*****braxton croteau
*****kyle smith
*****ryan puskas
*****orin patu
*****trey paster
*****ben coleman
*****ryan lange (currently working on berkeley degree)
*****elijah mojarro
*****nick alftin
*****justin richard baker (currently working on berkeley degree)
*****decarlos brooks
*****slater zellers
*****dario longhetto
*****zach johnson
the following 3 bears earned undergrad degrees from other universities:
****odua isibor
****spencer lovell
****jack plummer
the following 12 former bears are currently enrolled/committed at significantly academically inferior (other than ucla) universities with no berkeley degrees, this comes with major adverse 50 year income implications:
***kaleb higgins
***patrick histake
***henry ikahihifo
***mykyle so'oto
***femi oladejo
***jackson brown
***keleki latu
***jermaine terry
***j michael sturdivant
***ashton hayes
***damien moore
***kai milner
the following 3 former bears are not enrolled at 4 year schools after entering the transfer portal without berkeley degrees, right now they are ******:
*fatu iosefa
*aiden lee
*chris street
what's the key takeaway point from the above breakdown of departures?
cal's silver bullet admissions of football players with sub 3.0 high school gpas will most likely result in them not earning berkeley degrees with a couple of exceptions for remarkably focused & hard working young men
there is a direct correlation between high school gpas & the attainment of a berkeley degree
don't be a dumb azz#
Thank you to the 140+ Oakland students for coming out and reading with us! 📚
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) June 16, 2023
Learn more: https://t.co/OdpeGIzyP3 pic.twitter.com/trLzAKwgyd
Shocky1 said:cal's official visitors list june 15-17thShocky1 said:cal's official visitors list june 8-11th:Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
calveston, oh calveston
i am so afraid of being uneducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy
before i dry the tears she's crying
before i watch your golden gate sea birds flying in the sun
at calveston, at calveston
4 players from texas, 2 from california, 1 from arizona & 1 from nevada
tyler knape, offensive tackle, austin texas, 2024 leader/commit of cal's monster offensive line
david abajian, offensive tackle, west hills california, 2024 cal's monster offensive line key target
adam mohammed, running back, phoenix arizona
audric harris, wide receiver, las vegas nevada
caleb mitchell irving, wide receiver, dallas texas
martell hughes, safety but recruited by coach simon as inside backer, san diego california
luke webb, defensive line, deer park texas
temerrick johnson, apex predator edge defender, midlothian texas
the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
2 players from texas, 2 from california, 1 from oregon
brooklyn cheek, safety, modesto california, 2024 commit to cal's monster class
ja'ir smith, safety, college of san mateo fightin' benjis
charlie crowell, tight end, bend oregon
carlon jones, defensive end, bay city texas
michael-anothony okwura, defensive line, houston texas
cal football's fence around the university of calveston#
Dunking at 275 @BridgelandFB pic.twitter.com/6m7YPIlrl9
— Omar Khan (@OmarKhan2024) March 26, 2023
LOL. My reading comprehension needs some work. I see it now.Shocky1 said:
6956, not saying ur an illiterate dumb azz but u might wanna reread wut shocky wrote
"significantly academically inferior (other than ucla)"
maybe u should sign up for brian driscoll's reading books club or something, ok?
don't be a dumb azz (**** real)#
Tough competition lol.Shocky1 said:willem, let's be real here, if shocky talks to anybody with a visor addi not gonna be my 1st choice, ok?Goobear said:Addi going to be there tomorrow. Look for a guy wearing a Cal visor. Go Bears!Shocky1 said:A man on a mission to play the weekend. @collin_morikawa has made his way inside the cut line. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/c3tJYriZVF
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 17, 2023
clutch 32 on back nine gets the haas biz ad grad into the weekend#
flat stomachs r sexy as ****#
i hope shocky was fundraising for Cal's NIL. Lotsa wealth there...Goobear said:
Look like Shockey has no time for the board as he is mingling….my son was surprised how small Mclroy is…perhaps in stature but a damn good golfer…
Los Angeles Country Club is one of the world's most exclusive golf clubs.
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) June 16, 2023
• $250,000 initiation fees
• No celebrities or social media posts
And they use a 45-year-old tax loophole to save $80 million annually.
Here's how it works:
LACC sits on 320 acres in the heart of LA.… pic.twitter.com/93rrxBywih
And a solid person....Love Rory, along with the Cal guys and the adopted Cal guy Rickie Fowler.Goobear said:
Look like Shockey has no time for the board as he is mingling….my son was surprised how small Mclroy is…perhaps in stature but a damn good golfer…
From 69 feet away❗❗@RickieFowler rolls in a lengthy birdie at No. 13. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/75FCIgUNjf
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 18, 2023
Your Caty story is but another twist on a caddy's extra duty with getting numbers for selections along the ropes.Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/B3fBmdvARtu
willem, reality is that rory, colin & rickie are all the same height as me, 5'8" barefoot
philbert, the lacc $250,000 initiation fee is a value play compared to some so cal clubs like sherwood cc which is over a half million dollars...an overwhelming majority of the members have at least one (usually multiple) of the following affiliations: family legacy lacc membership, high school at harvard prep, membership at the jonathan club, member of the santa monica beach club)...my least favorite aspect of playing at lacc is that long pants are required (same deal as augusta national & san francisco golf club), clothes r for losers...and no shocky is not raising funds for nobody these days except them maricopa county rescue doggys that kiss him on the lips (and sometimes even with full tongue)From 69 feet away❗❗@RickieFowler rolls in a lengthy birdie at No. 13. #USOpen pic.twitter.com/75FCIgUNjf
— U.S. Open (USGA) (@usopengolf) June 18, 2023
odonto, 100% agreed that with rickie's marriage to berkeley grad allison (she's a legit 5'7" barefoot & had a 4.0 gpa at newport harbor back in the day despite being diagnosed at an early age with add) that fowler is a honorary california golden bear, luv this guy (also a mutt of mixed descent including a japanese moms) & hope he dials up the right numbers & wins the us open trophy manana
colin morikawa (chinese moms/japanese dad) shot a 2nd straight 69 despite knocking his fairway bunker shot on the 2nd hole into the barranca which resulted in a double bogey 6 which included an epic birdie 3 on the hardest hole in the tournament the brutal par 4 17th hole...tomorrow colin will be paired with last year's us open champion englishman matthew fitzpatrick, hopefully morikawa can continue his ascension into a 2023 us open top 10 finish
kinda funny pga tour player story: one of my daughter taylor's best friends caty (a sports agent) contacted me (she got a lousy relationship with her dad, he's a workaholic) re: my advice on a what to do when a 29 year old current pga tour player (he's single but gotta longtime girlfriend julia who lives in scottsdale) tole her he would fly her to the next pga tournament & that he would "eat her for desert"...i responded to him that caty is a lovely young lady that is seeking a longterm serious relationship & that his treating her like a high end escort wuz disrespectful and that he should lose caty's number...to his credit he immediately responded to both me & caty with an apology with the comment that his deceased moms did not raise him that way
that pga guy is current us open co leader wyndham clark
https://instagr.am/p/BrWFDIrlPzvOdontoBear66 said:
How about the UC with initials after it!
Happy #NationalMascotDay to our favorite bear, @Oski! 🐻#GoBears pic.twitter.com/3UVidsa5Rw
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) June 17, 2023
4.0 gpa david abajian did not commit on his official visit to kansasShocky1 said:important cal's monster offensive line message to david abajian:Shocky1 said:
pauly, ur absolute rite, never gonna criticize nobody for picking cal, stanford or one of the ivy league schools if they r cleared by admissions...that's how you become mentally limitless & build generational wealth in a worldwide economy that unremorsefully favors the well educated
but what's dumb as **** is turning down an actionable offer from cal, stanford & the ivy leagues in order to attend a truck stop school with mediocre academics for low gpa dumb azzs, that's a breaking bad decision process that got 50 year consequences
clean up on aisle 7, get ur azz moving buddy, ur shift not over for another 9 hours
don't be a dumb azz (do u also got a flip phone>?)#
how's ur official visit to kansas going this weekend, do u think they got better academics than oregon state or what?
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
truck stop academics (r important if u wanna marry a lot lizard with stds & cfm pumps)#
Thank you @CalFootball for the visit! My family and I enjoyed our time today! We appreciated the hospitality shown to us! #GoBears @MWCherrington @MikeBloesch @themikesaffell @BenjiPalu_Cal @MohrRecruiting @GregBiggins @NadeFootball pic.twitter.com/HJOgVY93vr
— David Abajian (@davidabajian) April 22, 2023
Cal really putting together a class with some interesting guys from Texas up front. Saw Michael-Anthony Okwura last month and he was easily the best guy there. https://t.co/Ni1mxkH8Fs
— Mike Roach (@MikeRoach247) June 18, 2023
Happy Fathers day!! pic.twitter.com/rVbDSdxPeD
— 𝓜ichael-Anthony Okwura (@MAOkwura) June 18, 2023
Preciate the Cal coaching staff, and especially our guy @BenjiPalu_Cal for always taking care of our Dawgs!! https://t.co/1KtvIddyLP
— Tim Tulloch Sr. (@coachTcsm) June 18, 2023
Welcome home to our newest Bears! 🏡#GoBears pic.twitter.com/IjUUlLHKSd
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) June 18, 2023
@SHSCowboyFB @CalFootball new chapter !!!😈 pic.twitter.com/NWohN8pPQi
— Nyziah Hunter (@nyziahHunter3) June 18, 2023
Great time in the bay!! @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/VmbLQQDX0M
— Brooklyn Cheek (@brooklyncheek5) June 18, 2023
Shocky1 said:
2023 father's day:
got a phone call from my daughter shay shay (just finished her 1st year at denver law at the top of her class, got a 6 week summer job for a major energy law firm that's paying $30,000+ & will be interning for a 1st time female federal judge this fall) & a visit to the tree house from my son & his lovely fiancee ashley
also got the following note from my daughter taylor (who is visiting from nyc) written on a blank piece of paper, the best gifts are all personally sourced/curated from the heart & do not involve any retail purchases...this is wut tay wrote:
Dumb Azz aka Dad (little hearts drawn all over the page)
Dear Dad,
Happy Fathers Day! So thankful for you and all of our fun memories. We truly need a reality TV show for all of the dumb **** we say in the car...."Sir, I think you need to speak to the Queen immediately!"
I think people are always jealous when I tell them my dad is my best friend. Based off their reactions, I do not think that is all so common! Getting an email from you is always one of the highlights of my day and I always get a good laugh.
"tell them their caviar tastes like bird poop"-Bill Schulz re: Bond Street restaurant
I appreciate everything you have done for me and how supportive you are with my move to NYC and pursuing my childhood dreams. I know that when I have a bad day I can always count on you to cheer me up and see the bigger picture. For that I am extremely grateful! Love you so much!!!
Tay
On the west coast at Cal @browning_coach @CalFootball appreciate the hospitality ! Its a great environment to be in! pic.twitter.com/fCfr4acTdh
— carlonjones6⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@carlonjones11) June 18, 2023
Bend (Ore.) Summit tight end Charlie Crowell took his final scheduled official visit, to Cal https://t.co/1z47u2SwcB pic.twitter.com/oHGTAMNUku
— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) June 18, 2023
Thank you to everyone at Cal for hosting such a fun OV weekend! @VintagePlough @CoachATaylor3 @MWCherrington @CalFootball #GoBears pic.twitter.com/ojrFrcoDz1
— Charlie Crowell (@charliec2024) June 19, 2023
