^ goof king, just to expand upon ur suggestion, the annual ucla game rights via calimoney would ideally be transferrable which would allow the selling of the gameday to a 3rd party football factory thereby generating much needed revenues
cal's monster offensive line
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front page sports headline today from the arizona republic:Shocky1 said:cal's 2024 & 2025 football schedules:Shocky1 said:
unfortunately usc & ucla are never gonna schedule us again in football in our lifetimes, west coast rivalries other than the big game are gone for good for financial biz reasons...someone left that cake out in the rain & we'll never have that recipe again...and after all the loves of my life you'll still be the one
october 28th=the oppenheimer game at memorial stadium
https://instagr.am/p/CwNtqagRjoE
the acc plays 8 conference games each season with 3 protected rivalry games each season...stanford & smu (which is huge for cal football recruiting visibility in texas) are 100% locks to be protected rivalry games with a rotation of either a home or away game each season...the 3rd protected acc rivalry program is still in discussions with the acc comish
there's gonna be 4 out of conference games each season, there are signed contracts for the following games
2024 season:
8/31/24 uc davis at memorial stadium
9/7/24 at auburn (epic road gameday experience)
9/14/24 san diego state at memorial stadium
a cupcake (no return road game contractual requirement) or low mid major game (ideally against a texas school) at memorial stadium will be scheduled for 9/21/24
2025 season:
8/30/25 unlv at memorial stadium
9/13/25 minnesota at memorial stadium
9/20/25 at san diego state
a cupcake game (no return road game contractual requirement) at memorial stadium will be scheduled for 9/6/25
so once again future games against former pac 12 opponents are extremely unlikely to ever get scheduled unless you believe in the easter bunny
and there's ZERO ******* chance the bears & trojans are ever gonna play a football game in our lifetimes, got it?
do u got ur tix(s) for the oppenheimer game on october 28th???...memorial stadium is gonna be atomic
theory can only take us so far (shocky is gonna tell you the truth at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
"Devils, Trojans may be meeting for the last time on a football field"
the oppenheimer game on october 28th is gonna be the most epic, intense true hatred **** you up game in the history of memorial stadium, do u got ur tix(s)???
fun fact: shocky likes/respects stanford, playing them in the big game is kinda like tryna beat slim wadie (who played collegiately at creighton while also in omaha's #1 white azz cover band that gotta lotta groupies) on the golf course
fun fact ii: shocky attended stanford summer school between his jr & sr years at stinson beach high school...the highlight of the summer (other than walking 18 holes every day on the stanford golf course with a student pass) wuz taking late nite showers in the coed dorm communal bathrooms (branner hall) with a stanford sophomore curvy brunette yoga female from new jersey
fun fact iii: when it wuz time to make his college decision, shocky's tiger moms allowed him to pursue his dreams at the #1 ranked public university in the world
call 1-800-gobears (ask for dustin)#
^ if markeisha everett had any marketing savvy, the game ticket on october 28th would feature a foto of oppenheimer
^ this would be potentially the most valuable collector's memorabilia treasure in the history of cal athletics & generate nationwide media interest
the oppenheimer game (blowing u$c up to smithereens & then waving goodbye forever)#
the oppenheimer game (blowing u$c up to smithereens & then waving goodbye forever)#
That's one of the best deals in golf for $25Shocky1 said:
(other than walking 18 holes every day on the stanford golf course with a student pass)
philbert, 100%, the best public golf value in the western half of the united states is either wild horse in goetheburg nebraska or rustic canyon in moorpark california with the 18 holes walking rate on a weekday
great golf architecture should not be expensive#
oppenheimer game: october 28, 2023
a member of the oppenheimer family would be introduced in the pregame bears & trojans captains introductions at midfield & then flip the coin for the referees
the public address system's announcer opening words: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the oppenheimer game which pits the visiting usc trojans (dramatic pause for booing) and your california golden bears (pause for decibel breaking cheering)...this game will commemorate the final football game in our lifetimes between these two west coast schools...may god have mercy on us all
at halftime the cal band would perform an oppeheimer themed show including journey's separate ways with shocky (with his hair more fully grown out) popping out of a secret doorway & jumping off a 25 foot trojanhorse with an energy unknown to mankind
in the waning seconds of an epic upset of a lifetime (old people & young kids will be holding hands visibly crying in the stands) the victory cannon on tightwad hill will shoot a booming cannon shot for every year of this now finished series while the bears fans are converging at the speed of light upon midfield at memorial stadium in a stormin' the field celebration that will provide memories for a lifetime while both the stadium & the distant but visible golden gate bridge are lit up by an explosive blue & gold fireworks display fitting of the oppenheimer game
yeah if shocky ran the athletic department a lotta **** would be quite different...bet
the end of a century worth of traditions (let's ******* go to the acc)#
Goof Ball Bear said:
One thing I'd love to see, and I know a lot of people will disagree with this, but in addition to money, also to mandate that Cal and UCLA play each year...at Cal's discretion. That would give us an advantage over the rest of the ACC in terms of a foothold in the SoCal recruiting market. I think Iowa and Iowa State have arrangement of that sort. I know it won't happen but I'd love to see it personally...
I'd like to see the series with UCLA continue plus a series with SDSU (hopefully with their chancellor coming home) giving us an annual game in SoCal around which we rally the SoCal alums and recruits. Finally, I'd also like a series with Hawaii, with consideration to playing again in Australia (or New Zealand).
With trips to Dallas to play SMU every other year we would be the ACC team with the best pipeline from all of NorCal, SoCal, Texas and Hawaii while improving our recruiting in Florida, Atlanta and the East Coast. Plus prospects from Australia and New Zealand. In short, I don't think any school in the country would be better positioned in more key recruiting territories than the California Golden Bears.
Bringinโ out the ๐๐๐๐ this week ๐ก#GoBears pic.twitter.com/dCaEdg204J
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 21, 2023
biz trip to the northwest (coffee is for losers)#
I agree with you @MikeSilver. This CAL football alum will not be changing his gear to "Cal Berkeley"! #California #Cal #Berkeley #UniversityofCalifornia https://t.co/EB0fWOmldP
— Ron Rivera (@RiverboatRonHC) September 21, 2023
When 19 (presumably) smart people release an 18-page report that's really, really dumb... @sfchronicle @SportingGreenSF https://t.co/oDQ84AUlV8
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) September 21, 2023
ron & mike, let's be real here, jennifer simon-o'neil is evil as **** & markeisha everett is the dumbest person in the room
worthless bureaucrats making beyond breaking bad decisions (committee members on this ****)#
https://chancellor.berkeley.edu/berkeleycal-identity-task-force
^ basically wut's gonna happen is that almost zero alums/students are gonna buy "cal berkeley" gear (they will buy off brand "cal" & "berkeley" merchandise from other providers) which means the cal athletic department will lose yet another source of revenues
markeisha everett & jennifer simon o'neil=worthless bureaucrats
markeisha everett & jennifer simon o'neil=worthless bureaucrats
If they can't get an Oppenheimer fils, then Christopher Nolan or Juarezbear should do the coin flip.Shocky1 said:
oppenheimer game: october 28, 2023
a member of the oppenheimer family would be introduced in the pregame bears & trojans captains introductions at midfield & then flip the coin for the referees
the public address system's announcer opening words: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the oppenheimer game which pits the visiting usc trojans (dramatic pause for booing) and your california golden bears (pause for decibel breaking cheering)...this game will commemorate the final football game in our lifetimes between these two west coast schools...may god have mercy on us all
at halftime the cal band would perform an oppeheimer themed show including journey's separate ways with shocky (with his hair more fully grown out) popping out of a secret doorway & jumping off a 25 foot trojanhorse with an energy unknown to mankind
in the waning seconds of an epic upset of a lifetime (old people & young kids will be holding hands visibly crying in the stands) the victory cannon on tightwad hill will shoot a bomming cannon shot for every year of this now finished series while the bears fans are converging at the speed of light upon midfield at memorial stadium in a stormin' the field celebration that will provide memories for a lifetime while both the stadium & the distant but visible golden gate bridge are lit up by an explosive blue & gold fireworks display fitting of the oppenheimer game
yeah if shocky ran the athletic department a lotta **** would be quite different...bet
the end of a century worth of traditions (let's ******* go to the acc)#I
Check That - Ron Rivera and Marshawn Lynch should be honorary captains.juarezbear said:If they can't get an Oppenheimer fils, then Christopher Nolan or Juarezbear should do the coin flip.Shocky1 said:
oppenheimer game: october 28, 2023
a member of the oppenheimer family would be introduced in the pregame bears & trojans captains introductions at midfield & then flip the coin for the referees
the public address system's announcer opening words: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the oppenheimer game which pits the visiting usc trojans (dramatic pause for booing) and your california golden bears (pause for decibel breaking cheering)...this game will commemorate the final football game in our lifetimes between these two west coast schools...may god have mercy on us all
at halftime the cal band would perform an oppeheimer themed show including journey's separate ways with shocky (with his hair more fully grown out) popping out of a secret doorway & jumping off a 25 foot trojanhorse with an energy unknown to mankind
in the waning seconds of an epic upset of a lifetime (old people & young kids will be holding hands visibly crying in the stands) the victory cannon on tightwad hill will shoot a bomming cannon shot for every year of this now finished series while the bears fans are converging at the speed of light upon midfield at memorial stadium in a stormin' the field celebration that will provide memories for a lifetime while both the stadium & the distant but visible golden gate bridge are lit up by an explosive blue & gold fireworks display fitting of the oppenheimer game
yeah if shocky ran the athletic department a lotta **** would be quite different...bet
the end of a century worth of traditions (let's ******* go to the acc)#I
^ hollywood, can u executive produce & sell the documentary/backstory of the oppenheimer game to the food channel or something?
maybe cast the 78 year old chancellor christ as a curvy brunette yoga female?
the magic of tinseltown (don't change the fact that lakeside's greens are 50% too small)#
maybe cast the 78 year old chancellor christ as a curvy brunette yoga female?
the magic of tinseltown (don't change the fact that lakeside's greens are 50% too small)#
I'm so thankful for our #CalFamily, and everything you do to support @CalAthletics. #GoBears pic.twitter.com/3trlSd7SOZ
— Jim Knowlton (@ADCalBears) November 28, 2019
Good morning Cal Berkeley Bears Fans!!!
It's a beautiful morning here in Colorado Springs as I gaze over the majestic Rocky Mountains from my real estate house flipping home office, so excited to announce the rebranding of my current employer!
And this couldn't have happened without Jenny & Markeisha leading the charge, I'm 100% confident that the merchandise sales of them Cal Berkeley Bears are going to triple the current gear sales. I would've loved to also sat in these bureaucratic meetings but with the Colorado Spring Senior All State League playoffs that just not possible, can't be 2 places at one time!
https://chancellor.berkeley.edu/berkeleycal-identity-task-force
And let's be real here, as long as the $1,300,000 salary checks keep accumulating here in panoramic Colorado Springs you could call it the Berkeley Liberal Smelly Hippies for all that I care!
Please be assured that despite the projected future tens of millions less revenue dollars from the ACC that I will NOT reduce any administrative expenses, cut any of our 30+ sport teams or basically do anything!
Covertly (unless Shocky finds out) borrowing more money from the Central Campus is definitely the path of least resistance.
Go Cal Berkeley Bears!!!
General James Arthur Knowlton
^ richard lyons don't got any chance of becoming the next berkeley chancellor (or in his crazy azz world the cal berkeley bears chancellor)
ur either part of the problem or ur part of the solution (and he's part of the "innovative" bureaucracy)#
ur either part of the problem or ur part of the solution (and he's part of the "innovative" bureaucracy)#
the drizzly azz northwest (coffee is for losers)#
Shocky, since I am very impressionable I actually went to Sprouts to find this green juice you speak of. Some comments:Shocky1 said:
82, kinda seems like ur life is at a fork in the road & u have made the conscious decision to be happy & celebrate the magical outdoors with ur family
that's awesome, a daily 32 oz green drink will assist u in this journey...do u got a sprout nears u?...the 32 oz organic green devotion will purge ur gut of unhealthy **** & add a bounce to ur step...bet
https://instagr.am/p/CqDwde7BKE4
golf scorecards r for losers (who the **** even cares what we shoot?...doggys don't care that's for sure)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who believe in the magic of the waves at stinson beach)
-- The "Evolution Fresh: Green devotion" you recommended is drinkable, but IMO not by much. I bought the 16 oz because they did not have it in the 32 oz size. I later also saw the 16 oz at Safeway. Only 8 grams of sugars per 15.2 oz so that's good. It might be my 2nd favorite juice on this list, all things considered.
-- The Evolution Fresh: Organic Super Fruit Greens" variety was pretty good but I noticed too late that it has 26 grams of sugars (no added sugars, but sugars nonetheless) per 8 oz serving due to all the fruit juice. So I am definitely not going to buy this again.
-- I bought a "Suja Organic Cold -Pressed Uber Greens" somewhere. 5 grams of sugars per 12 oz. But not very tasty as far as I can recall.
-- "Trader Joe's Organic Cold Pressed Juice Beverage Green" was probably the worst. Only 4 grams of sugars per 8 oz, so that's good. But the taste was horrid. Trader Joe thought it would be a good idea to add organic mint tea and organic spearmint leaves to the recipe. This was not in fact a good idea. It is taking me about 3 days to finish a 32 oz bottle.
The winner:
-- At 7-11 (of all places) they sell "7-Select Go! Smart Organic Cold Pressed Juice: Clean & Green" and it is actually delicious. 11 grams of sugars (no added sugars) per 14 oz serving. The sugar content could be lower but as we have seen it could also be a lot worse. So imma try to get this one from now on.
P.S. As I was proof-reading this before hitting "Post" I actually did spill some green juice on my shirt.
Shocky1 said:
^ hollywood, can u executive produce & sell the documentary/backstory of the oppenheimer game to the food channel or something?
maybe cast the 78 year old chancellor christ as a curvy brunette yoga female?
the magic of tinseltown (don't change the fact that lakeside's greens are 50% too small)#
I'm with you on Lakeside! That's WB territory! I'll work on this intriguing story!
Setting the edge ๐ช#GoBears pic.twitter.com/DtaCI2KXYY
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 21, 2023
apex predator edge defenders (need to knock michael penix jr on his azz sat nite in drizzletown)#
if you got that suja green drink at costco, that stuff tastes like drain cleaner.
UC Regents put off deciding on the "Berkeley Tax" to UCLA, form a committee.https://t.co/cUNrJeQ1aV
— Jeff Faraudo (@JeffFaraudo) September 22, 2023
bluehenbear
6:32p
I sure hope the AD wasn't counting on this money.
bluehen, james arthur knowlton wuz 100% counting on this money, he's made zero expense reductions/cost savings measures since the acc invitation wuz accepted which will result in tens of millions of dollars of less revenues
a sign of a lack of fiduciary responsibility is traveling to football road games with a caravan of worthless bureuacrats#
Wheels up ๐ฉ๏ธ #GoBears pic.twitter.com/JIGSAP11ha
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 22, 2023
meals to go (r 2 tiny for cal's monster offensive line, that's why they shakedown the special teams specialists por la comida de perros)#
seattle (the trifecta): bad weather, bad golf course architecture (sahalee is slightly north of mediocre) & bad traffic#
hare, ur an excellent researcher of green drinks, ur kids r lucky to have such an invested moms in their healthy futures
understood re: the taste of my preferred 32 oz sprouts evolution fresh green devotion, it's kinda grown on me over time kinda like that dumb azz oski...and yeah the green drinks with apples & fruits taste way better but got too many sugar grams (if the monster wants sugar he's gonna get a sprinkles dark chocolate cupcake with fuchsia toppings at sprinkles on scottsdale road by fashion square & then pass out around the corner in one of the w hotel's upstairs pool's cabanas in a diabetic coma)
https://instagr.am/p/CxOI0VQS5IN
not sure if we got any (or many) 7/11's here in the desert, will check out their organic cold pressed clean & green on the asu gameday morning at the 7/11 on ashby en route to memorial stadium
and yeah spilling green juice on white shirts es no bueno, seรฑorita
philbert, gotta be totally honest with u, ur the only person i've ever met that's tasted drain cleaner & lived to talk about it...u don't got no death wish do u?...no walks on the golden gate bridge on a windy fall nite for u until we get this figured out, amigo
fun fact: shocky approaches yoga with his organically authentic often out of sequence poses with the rest of the class & wildly happy smiles with the same exuberance as the cajon box drummer on the far left...yeah the monster needs some wefts or hair extensions or something to get his **** bouncing with the beats
no spilling apple juice in the hall#
understood re: the taste of my preferred 32 oz sprouts evolution fresh green devotion, it's kinda grown on me over time kinda like that dumb azz oski...and yeah the green drinks with apples & fruits taste way better but got too many sugar grams (if the monster wants sugar he's gonna get a sprinkles dark chocolate cupcake with fuchsia toppings at sprinkles on scottsdale road by fashion square & then pass out around the corner in one of the w hotel's upstairs pool's cabanas in a diabetic coma)
https://instagr.am/p/CxOI0VQS5IN
not sure if we got any (or many) 7/11's here in the desert, will check out their organic cold pressed clean & green on the asu gameday morning at the 7/11 on ashby en route to memorial stadium
and yeah spilling green juice on white shirts es no bueno, seรฑorita
philbert, gotta be totally honest with u, ur the only person i've ever met that's tasted drain cleaner & lived to talk about it...u don't got no death wish do u?...no walks on the golden gate bridge on a windy fall nite for u until we get this figured out, amigo
fun fact: shocky approaches yoga with his organically authentic often out of sequence poses with the rest of the class & wildly happy smiles with the same exuberance as the cajon box drummer on the far left...yeah the monster needs some wefts or hair extensions or something to get his **** bouncing with the beats
no spilling apple juice in the hall#
Shocky1 said:
hare, ur an excellent researcher of green drinks, ur kids r lucky to have such an invested moms in their healthy futures
understood re: the taste of my preferred 32 oz sprouts evolution fresh green devotion, it's kinda grown on me over time kinda like that dumb azz oski...and yeah the green drinks with apples & fruits taste way better but got too many sugar grams (if the monster wants sugar he's gonna get a sprinkles dark chocolate cupcake with fuchsia toppings at sprinkles on scottsdale road by fashion square & then pass out around the corner in one of the w hotel's upstairs pool's cabanas in a diabetic coma)
https://instagr.am/p/CxOI0VQS5IN
not sure if we got any (or many) 7/11's here in the desert, will check out their organic cold pressed clean & green on the asu gameday morning at the 7/11 on ashby en route to memorial stadium
and yeah spilling green juice on white shirts es no bueno, seรฑorita
philbert, gotta be totally honest with u, ur the only person i've ever met that's tasted drain cleaner & lived to talk about it...u don't got no death wish do u?...no walks on the golden gate bridge on a windy fall nite for u until we get this figured out, amigo
fun fact: shocky approaches yoga with his organically authentic often out of sequence poses with the rest of the class & wildly happy smiles with the same exuberance as the cajon box drummer on the far left...yeah the monster needs some wefts or hair extensions or something to get his **** bouncing with the beats
spilled the apple juice in the hall (plz tell moms this isn't her fault)#
I wanna be the dude who plays the drums in that video. I can't do the hair, but I think I can do the lifestyle!!!
89, feel u brah, would suggest enrolling in the highly ranked music program this winter at the university of ibiza whose school slogan is "clothes r for losers"
fun factor:
the university of ibiza>>>>>>>>>ged at stinson beach high school>>>>>>>>>the university of washington>>>>prison
2023 & 2024 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused):
doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 & 2024 yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?
2024 class:
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
rashawn clark, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)
all 37 of these 2023 & 11 2024 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics
wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
don't forget to take the chicken out#
__________________________________________________
2024 recruiting update:
right now the bears got 11 2024 high school commitments:
5 from texas (the university of calveston is not imaginary, smu as an acc rival is an integral component of the staff's 2024 & 2025 targeted recruiting strategy in texas)
4 from california
2 from washington (rashawn clark got +1 athleticism & nfl upside)
fully expect coach bloesch to secure the commitment of another high school trench worker, potentially two if it's the right guy...any other position will need to be an early impact elite prospect, high school schollys will not go beyond 13
transfer recruiting will begin in december with crazy azz energy as players formally enter the portal then
Shocky1 said:UC Regents put off deciding on the "Berkeley Tax" to UCLA, form a committee.https://t.co/cUNrJeQ1aV
— Jeff Faraudo (@JeffFaraudo) September 22, 2023
No one creates a committee like the University of California!
https://instagr.am/p/CxhIMF_rmAC
sycasey, let's be real here, it's gonna require a committee of takers to knock mchael penix jr on his azz (washington's running backs are good but not great) & the entire offensive coaching staff to convince coach wilcox to let spav attack the middle 3rd of the field tonite to get a dub in the northwest vs them nationally ranked huskies
but yeah committees are part of the deal with worthless bureaucrats, the most efficient form of government is a benevolent dictatorship like the one reigned on by the monster with his doggy kingdom, when shocky grabs the lucky leashes for a hike up the mountain the entire pack moves as one
https://instagr.am/p/BxSgywLBG5x
shocky identifies as a mixed mutt doggy (except with kinda green eyes), let's ******* go (on a walky)#
sycasey, let's be real here, it's gonna require a committee of takers to knock mchael penix jr on his azz (washington's running backs are good but not great) & the entire offensive coaching staff to convince coach wilcox to let spav attack the middle 3rd of the field tonite to get a dub in the northwest vs them nationally ranked huskies
but yeah committees are part of the deal with worthless bureaucrats, the most efficient form of government is a benevolent dictatorship like the one reigned on by the monster with his doggy kingdom, when shocky grabs the lucky leashes for a hike up the mountain the entire pack moves as one
https://instagr.am/p/BxSgywLBG5x
shocky identifies as a mixed mutt doggy (except with kinda green eyes), let's ******* go (on a walky)#
https://instagr.am/p/CxauV7srcqgphilbert said:
if you got that suja green drink at costco, that stuff tastes like drain cleaner.
philbert, getting a healthy green juice really isn't that complicated
somewhere in there is a extra game Notre Dame needs and under discussion (at least last time I heard) was Cal and SMU taking what would be a non-conference alternating spot. Also, Boston College is in a similar situation that It needs a forth game. (a possible a non-conference game with a conference member). Under the playoff rules, SOS is not more important (especially for Notre Dame that was instrumental in getting Calford into the ACC). Not a done deal, but under discussion (don't know the latest). Maybe this was bravado, but Wilcox last month was talking about the extra game s/b with a Power 4.Shocky1 said:front page sports headline today from the arizona republic:Shocky1 said:cal's 2024 & 2025 football schedules:Shocky1 said:
unfortunately usc & ucla are never gonna schedule us again in football in our lifetimes, west coast rivalries other than the big game are gone for good for financial biz reasons...someone left that cake out in the rain & we'll never have that recipe again...and after all the loves of my life you'll still be the one
october 28th=the oppenheimer game at memorial stadium
https://instagr.am/p/CwNtqagRjoE
the acc plays 8 conference games each season with 3 protected rivalry games each season...stanford & smu (which is huge for cal football recruiting visibility in texas) are 100% locks to be protected rivalry games with a rotation of either a home or away game each season...the 3rd protected acc rivalry program is still in discussions with the acc comish
there's gonna be 4 out of conference games each season, there are signed contracts for the following games
2024 season:
8/31/24 uc davis at memorial stadium
9/7/24 at auburn (epic road gameday experience)
9/14/24 san diego state at memorial stadium
a cupcake (no return road game contractual requirement) or low mid major game (ideally against a texas school) at memorial stadium will be scheduled for 9/21/24
2025 season:
8/30/25 unlv at memorial stadium
9/13/25 minnesota at memorial stadium
9/20/25 at san diego state
a cupcake game (no return road game contractual requirement) at memorial stadium will be scheduled for 9/6/25
so once again future games against former pac 12 opponents are extremely unlikely to ever get scheduled unless you believe in the easter bunny
and there's ZERO ******* chance the bears & trojans are ever gonna play a football game in our lifetimes, got it?
do u got ur tix(s) for the oppenheimer game on october 28th???...memorial stadium is gonna be atomic
theory can only take us so far (shocky is gonna tell you the truth at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
"Devils, Trojans may be meeting for the last time on a football field"
the oppenheimer game on october 28th is gonna be the most epic, intense true hatred **** you up game in the history of memorial stadium, do u got ur tix(s)???
fun fact: shocky likes/respects stanford, playing them in the big game is kinda like tryna beat slim wadie (who played collegiately at creighton while also in omaha's #1 white azz cover band that gotta lotta groupies) on the golf course
fun fact ii: shocky attended stanford summer school between his jr & sr years at stinson beach high school...the highlight of the summer (other than walking 18 holes every day on the stanford golf course with a student pass) wuz taking late nite showers in the coed dorm communal bathrooms (branner hall) with a stanford sophomore curvy brunette yoga female from new jersey
fun fact iii: when it wuz time to make his college decision, shocky's tiger moms allowed him to pursue his dreams at the #1 ranked public university in the world
call 1-800-gobears (ask for dustin)#
wifey, appreciate the heads up re: the potential notre dame scheduling in the future
got a couple of questions for u, ok?
1) u got a pda this week from knowlton during his robotic scripted speech from his home office in colorado springs, wuz ur apparently continued generous donations contingent upon his announcing his resignation during the halftime ceremonies at the oppenheimer game on october 28th?
2) is charlie woods gonna sign with stanford?...woods jr still hasn't filled out coach chun's cal recruitment questionnaire
3) wut got smaller greens, lakeside or mountain gate or castles n' coasters?...do u drive the speed limit down the hill to rolling hills at the tw fork in the road?
4) when my argumentative daughter shay (likes to tell me quit acting like a dumb azz) graduates from denver law, r there are any familial immunities and/or supreme court protections from her suing her dad's broken down azz?
5) can i buy a room at your bel air mansion for yoga parties or something?
got a couple of questions for u, ok?
1) u got a pda this week from knowlton during his robotic scripted speech from his home office in colorado springs, wuz ur apparently continued generous donations contingent upon his announcing his resignation during the halftime ceremonies at the oppenheimer game on october 28th?
2) is charlie woods gonna sign with stanford?...woods jr still hasn't filled out coach chun's cal recruitment questionnaire
3) wut got smaller greens, lakeside or mountain gate or castles n' coasters?...do u drive the speed limit down the hill to rolling hills at the tw fork in the road?
4) when my argumentative daughter shay (likes to tell me quit acting like a dumb azz) graduates from denver law, r there are any familial immunities and/or supreme court protections from her suing her dad's broken down azz?
5) can i buy a room at your bel air mansion for yoga parties or something?
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— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 23, 2023
โช๏ธ at Washington
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one more time (the end of the pac 12 & gamedays in seattle)#
I went to CAL and while I had an unbelievable time, the football game experienceโฆ wasnโt the best. (We had like 3 wins during my time) I want to feel the real college football energy. What one school do I go to? LSU? Ohio St? Penn St?
— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) September 23, 2023
Every Cal student deserves a winning football team. Let's start tonight?
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