bearly clad: worldwide recognized michelin star culinary rater (with berkeley epicurean grad studies at top dog & asian ghetto)
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/B3ipY7SHlXi
cal's monster offensive line update:
what wuz the the most joyous player celebration of the 2023 season?
that would be when senior everett johnson got inserted into the game in the red zone at the cal fan end of the field...after he made a critical physical block to help facilitate jaydn ott's touchdown scamper, he did the happy dance with tj session that wuz PURE UNADULTERATED HAPPINESS
look, one of the reasons the most negative bears on this board are that way is because they don't actually go to the games in person & unfortunately television don't show those truly special moments of brotherhood that brightly illuminate the magic of cal football
everett tole me on the field that when coach bloesch inserted him into a heavy run package that he wuz ready for that moment in the big game
when I introduced myself to johnson & tole him ima shocky & that sometimes he kinda look like big foot, everett surprised me by picking me up & giving me a bear hug (this week has been a very good week for hugs for the monster)
luv this guy & hoping coach bloesch yells his # again in the red zone against them bruins
big foot (is real & smart/funny as ****)#
Dude from Cal showing up for the @IndyBowl in Shreveport with the @nbcsnl Celebrity Jeopardy “Le TITS now” sweater. An absolute thing of beauty @DarrellCHammond pic.twitter.com/1nzPv6AkhU
— Patrick Netherton (@PTNetherton) December 13, 2023
wifey, cal's defense is kinda embarazzingwifeisafurd said:excellent analysis.Shocky1 said:
monster assessment of DEFENSIVE production ranking:
keonte kennedy: my favorite bear plays d with a magical spring in his step & a smile on his face while exhorting his teammates via clapping/shouting to raise their defensive games...nba level d iq facilitates his understanding passing lanes & moving thru (not around) screens while attacking the defensive boards with 100% energy..keonte is just FUN to watch
jaylon tyson: nba body but not a well rounded nba game at this time tyson competes for loose balls & is a physical presence on d...his poor passing decisions leading to turnovers & often dubious shot selection es no bueno but his defensive intensity is there due to his competitive nature
gus larson: yeah the walk on is one of the few bears that actually provides off ball defensive help when teammates are beaten off the dribble & plays with verticality in tryna prevent uncontested lay ups...this team is not gonna win more games until the d improves which means larson with his length has earned more minutes on the floor
vladmir pavlovich: a lockdown pesky d presence needs to improve his shooting mechanics to earn more minutes
rodney brown: plays d with enthusiasm with is surprising for a true freshman but terrible with off ball defensive help...could be an alan crabbe presence on d with his length
jalen celestine & devin askew: ok not great on d but got major upside when they become 100% healthy
monty bowser: lou richie's dragon got bounce but not much help on off ball defensive help
nd okafor: still reaching with his hands & fouling, the principal of verticality is gonna be his friend when he figures out how to play dominant d in the paint
jalen cone: gets bullied by opposing pgs on d & for such a talented athlete closes out shockingly slow on 3 pointers
fardaws aimaq: lacks lateral footspeed, gets burned multiple times every game by his opponent attacking the rim for uncontested buckets
grant newell: not really interested in playing d, last guy back in transition down the court
shut up shocky (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats)#
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) December 2, 2023
they have a coach who was a rebounding machine and good defensive player (and especially was a key in team defense). It will take some time for the team defense to come together with all the new guys. Especially a problem with Cone and another starter being defensive liabilities. But from what little I can gather watching them on the tube, the team defense is getting better.Shocky1 said:wifey, cal's defense is kinda embarazzingwifeisafurd said:excellent analysis.Shocky1 said:
monster assessment of DEFENSIVE production ranking:
keonte kennedy: my favorite bear plays d with a magical spring in his step & a smile on his face while exhorting his teammates via clapping/shouting to raise their defensive games...nba level d iq facilitates his understanding passing lanes & moving thru (not around) screens while attacking the defensive boards with 100% energy..keonte is just FUN to watch
jaylon tyson: nba body but not a well rounded nba game at this time tyson competes for loose balls & is a physical presence on d...his poor passing decisions leading to turnovers & often dubious shot selection es no bueno but his defensive intensity is there due to his competitive nature
gus larson: yeah the walk on is one of the few bears that actually provides off ball defensive help when teammates are beaten off the dribble & plays with verticality in tryna prevent uncontested lay ups...this team is not gonna win more games until the d improves which means larson with his length has earned more minutes on the floor
vladmir pavlovich: a lockdown pesky d presence needs to improve his shooting mechanics to earn more minutes
rodney brown: plays d with enthusiasm with is surprising for a true freshman but terrible with off ball defensive help...could be an alan crabbe presence on d with his length
jalen celestine & devin askew: ok not great on d but got major upside when they become 100% healthy
monty bowser: lou richie's dragon got bounce but not much help on off ball defensive help
nd okafor: still reaching with his hands & fouling, the principal of verticality is gonna be his friend when he figures out how to play dominant d in the paint
jalen cone: gets bullied by opposing pgs on d & for such a talented athlete closes out shockingly slow on 3 pointers
fardaws aimaq: lacks lateral footspeed, gets burned multiple times every game by his opponent attacking the rim for uncontested buckets
grant newell: not really interested in playing d, last guy back in transition down the court
shut up shocky (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats)#
I don't have a lot of reason to defend Mater Dei Football, but 3 Heismans doesn't suck. The only thing bad about Mater Dei football is the top end guys have traditionally gone to $C, but Cal has done well with the rest.Shocky1 said:
wobbles, gotta luv addy but with that being said, mater dei players are usually overrated by the internet dumb azz stars rating services by guys who could never get a job at the college or nfl level & also md players often peak in high school & don't further develop in college which coupled with their frequent senses of entitlement results in their frequent transfers looking for greener pastures
but agreed elijah brown could beat out the 2 bitcoin fake models in palo alto now
r u gonna be at our 2024 annual stormin' the field big game at memorial stadium?
Down to the Top 4‼️Thank you to all the coaches and programs who were apart of my recruitment process‼️#GodsPlan #WeR💜💛 #OBlock @CoachAdhir @BrandonHuffman pic.twitter.com/4Ea0jI0sPJ
— Kalolo Ta’aga (@LoloTaaga) December 14, 2023
Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:kalolo, is benji gonna do a barbecue this weekend or not?Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:
coach bloesch has extended an offer to 2024 current san jose state commit 6'7" 246 lbs offensive tackle kalolo ta'aga from east palo alto & a teammate of 2025 trench mate peter langi
ta'aga is a +1 athlete that has focused on basketball & is now blowing up with offers nationwide during his 1st season evah of playing football
kalolo (best name evah, sometimes destiny is written in the stars) is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa at the academically rigorous riordan high school
go crusaders (building a 30 minute driving time on gamedays for the fam pipeline to berkeley)#
the university of california berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/Locked in for my 3rd Official Visit with @CalFootball!!! @CoachAdhir @BrandonHuffman @BenjiPalu_Cal @MWCherrington @MikeBloesch pic.twitter.com/BMjhrxtwQZ
— Kalolo Ta’aga (@LoloTaaga) November 29, 2023Had a great visit with @CalFootball this past weekend!!! Blessed to finally meet the coaches, staff, and players! Much love to @BenjiPalu_Cal and @Cole3Johnson for hosting my family and I with great hospitality!!! #GodsPlan #GoBears! pic.twitter.com/m8FuagtXJt
— Kalolo Ta’aga (@LoloTaaga) December 5, 2023
monster 3.5 gpa & potential future starter got an actionable offer (mid year enrollee)#
'Down to the Top 4‼️Thank you to all the coaches and programs who were apart of my recruitment process‼️#GodsPlan #WeR💜💛 #OBlock @CoachAdhir @BrandonHuffman pic.twitter.com/4Ea0jI0sPJ
— Kalolo Ta’aga (@LoloTaaga) December 14, 2023
Shocky1 said:
^ keep in mind that cal & the other departing pac 12 schools are involved in LITIGATION with oregon state & washington state re: the ownership of assets (and liabilities) & the distribution of revenues
do you think there's any fortune 1000 ceo that would do a biz solid for another organization that they are involved with in protracted LITIGATION?
there's a reason that NONE of the other departing pac 12 schools are playing oregon state, do you think knowlton is aware of those reasons?
can you imagine the beavs head coach scott bray's pregame speed to his players on september 28, 2024?
"guys we're gonna get to play one game, there's gonna be one opportunity in your lifetime to play this game today against cal which represents all those pac 12 schools that told us to **** off, are you guys ready to play this game?"
yeah the bears are gonna play a chip on their shoulders beavs team that's gonna give us their best shot, 60 minutes of playing like their hair is on fire in hell
this game should've NEVER been scheduled
https://instagr.am/p/C022YS9tZBY
Shocky1 said:
the only good news about the 2024 september 28th oregon state game is that it will be played at memorial stadium...there has not been a mass exodus of players to the portal (tho a couple of key losses such as both qbs, tight end veiling, and the talented step bros arnold & masceranas) & the beavers who have beaten the bears 3 out of the last 4 years still got enuf talent to win this game particularly if all american/dui arrestee rb martinez returns as he's indicated he will at this time
oregon state will not sell any additional tixs (to think otherwise like dunker is kinda silly) & oregon is a not a critical recruiting footprint for the program
the clue that this is stoopid as **** is oregon discontinuing their century long rivalry, northwest rival washington & the other cali schools usc, ucla & stanford not scheduling in 2024 a bitter team that feels scorned & kicked to the curb...only cal's incompetent athletic director would sign such a contract even with input from the football staff
the california golden bears gotta legit opportunity to win a lotta games in 2024, playing oregon state is a dumb as **** unnecessary decision when cal should be playing a low mid major mid season which would allow starters to rest & younger plays to shine with gameday development snaps
sigh#
They are weak links. With a more healthy roster, he may be able to sit them down when they make defensive mistakes or don't make the effort.Shocky1 said:
wifey, cal basketball is in significantly better hands with coach maddog but with that being said he should still bench daws & jalen from the starting line up until they stop playing candy azz soft defense