cal's monster offensive line

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Cal played Colorado who has 3 projected NBA draft players, including projected #1 Williams, and ...

20 point comeback baby!

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cal basketball's insider these day 4th gen bear introduced me at the oregon state football game to talented high upside walk on 6'10" 215 lbs (tole me his ideal weight would be low 220s) gus larson from new canaan connecticut...dude wuz wearing swim trunks to a nor cal fall evening football game, he tole with a laugh that he's not missing eastcoastie weather

the ivy league transfer is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa in high school & a 3.1 gpa at penn

his wingman jalen cone tole me he's got 3 point shooting range & gus tole me he's got the green light on the perimeter from coach madsen

where's mystic pizza & fishers island (ferry ride from new london)?#

(left to right) jaylon "**** u up" tyson, rodney "not quite all grown up" brown, jalen "ice in his veins" cone, keonte "can't get a date" kennedy, jalen "smooth operator" celestine & gus "lockdown d" larson

colorado's venice beach power lifter eddie lampkin wuz heading for 40+ points until lean & smart as **** quick twitch high basketball iq defender gus larson ruined those plans for the buffs, no amount of rogaine wuz gonna save tad boyle at that point from an epic bears come from behind victory

and yeah jaylon tyson is a scary azz bad man


this is cal basketball (defense wins college basketball games)#
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^ watch closely the cal bench in the above video of the tyson dunk, u can tell who is emotionally invested in the TEAM & whose a casual spectator (golf clap)

unguarded moments#
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welcome 5'10" 175 lbs elite speedster wide receiver new mexico transfer jonathan "ballgame" brady from powerhouse bishop gorman (1st team all state standout as a senior) in las vegas

brady is a shifty returner on special teams & last season snagged 38 passes for 624 yards with an explosive 16.4 yards per reception after catching 23 passes for 310 yards as a true freshman starting 9 games in 2022...he got 3 years to play 2 seasons & wuz majoring in business management in las cruces

jonathan is NOT a dumb azz, listen to this likable & articulate young man explain his efforts to create separation



coach toler is rebuilding the room with SPEED & smaller wideouts that can create separation from defenders which wuz a major limiting factor in the offense production during the 2023 season


yeah gameday got moves

2024: the year of the timed 40 in berkeley (nfl metrics applied to acc player evaluations)#
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gameday got good hair (unlike coach bloesch)#
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we need to build edukation better with maps such as the ones in africa and ibiza and so forth#



Gamecocks Baby!
Hahahahhaaaa
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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gameday is the grinch to santa#
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the phoenix sun scouting report on jaylon tyson is that he's on the "watch list" but that he lacks a nba handle at this time, tyson leads the bears with 53 turnovers...casual fans think scoring points will get you paid in the nba, that's not how it works & that's why colorado's cody williams might be the #1 pick in the 2024 nba draft

the nba offensively is a 1 on 1 game, jaylon's ball skillz ("loose handle") need to continue to significantly improve to even get drafted someday but those thinking he's a 1st round nba draft choice at this time r probably not aware of the metrics utilized & skillsets coveted by nba organizations
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gameday got good hair (unlike coach bloesch)#
Knows what it feels like to win @ Auburn. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.
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welcome man of steel 6'2.5 225 lbs with extreme kicking power ryan coe from south fayette high school in mcdonald pennsylvania (20 miles southwest of pittsburgh, yeah the bears road game against the pitt panthers is already on the schedule)


ryan coe is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & wuz a 2 time all cca commissioner's honor role honoree

ryan's prior schools include deleware, cincinnati & north carolina (injured early in the season with the tar heels) and coe will be arriving on the left coast in january with 1 year of remaining eligiblitiy...he's made a remarkable 99 out of 99 extra points and 48 out of 61 field goals with a long of 52 yards

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including oakmont & fox chapel)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

monster leg#
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look, victor don't got no gpa from kungstens gymnasiet in stockholm because the grading system for everything in the netherlands is way different than the united states of america, got it?

but make no mistake about it, stoffel is NOT a dumb azz...he can read books & add numbers & **** like that

don't tell nobody but the reason the temple grad transfer is gonna resume his studies in berkeley is because coach bloesch PROMISED him that he will take him to buc'ee-s when cal visits smu next fall in the atlantic athletic conference inaugural season

yeah the united state of america is a pretty great place (if ur hungry or something)!

https://instagr.am/p/Bxil3M4pfJP

cal's monster offensive line (is hungry in ibiza)#
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welcome elite +1 athletic running back 6' 217 lbs kadarius calloway from tiny philadelphia mississippi who signed with alabama outta high school before stops at east mississippi community college & recently old dominion

check out his elite vision (and patience) & ability to quickly ramp up his top end SPEED

kadarius is not a dumb azz, he wuz raised by an older bro kj & a single moms chasity peebles, a surgery technician nurse who he describes as both his mother and father
https://www.clarionledger.com/story/sports/high-school/2020/07/22/kadarius-calloway-dandy-dozen-alabama-commit-philadelphia-mississippi/5398521002/

let's root for this young man to roll tide on gamedays at memorial stadium & earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world

this is cal football (a pathway for socially engineering change thru elite educational opportunities)#

https://instagr.am/p/BuzTEFrhY6y

september 7, 2024 (100 tixs)#
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mikey likes it (ice cream & touchdowns but not in that order)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (near fentons)
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https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-ncaa-levies-significant-penalties-on-florida-state-for-nil-recruiting-violations-002044975.html
cal's #1 most hated acc rival florida state caught CHEATING by the ncca & will lose 5% of their schollys the next 2 years

yeah me & dr grizzell are gonna be pushing our agenda this fall when we roadtrip to tallahassee



**** the seminoles (they r male azz strippers)#
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cal athletic director head in the sand dept (wut u won't read in knowlton notes):

the above graphic wuz shared by obn (our beaver nation) with major donors, it shows the catastrophic financial implications of the most recent conference realignments with respects to oregon state

and while the monster still believes the 2024 game against the beavers at memorial stadium is a dangerous game with all american running back damien "dui" martinez & gevani "the real" mccoy, oregon state athletics with its $42,000,000 annual financial deficit is heading towards a portland state voo doo donuts future...no es bueno

but guess wut?

oregon state only got 16 sports programs while cal got 30+ sports teams with significantly more overhead employee costs with much higher wages paid in berkeley vs corvallis

cal is accepting 30% of acc full share revenues (according to jim & markeisha we're "donating" the other 70% to our conference partners like florida state) until almost the end of the decade, knowlton is balancing the budget thru his secret loans from the central campus including the $11,000,000 last fiscal year debt that required me to make relentless public information requests that he directed his staff to obfuscate and delay in sending me the requested information...there will NEVER be future revenues to pay off this looming financial repayments, got it?

the reality it that the con artist has shown no fiscal ability/interest in balancing the budget or even publicly discussing financial matters with the cal community

so wut's the solution?


of the 3 finalists for chancellor, lyons is the only one that has shown any public interest in athletics plus he's a berkeley insider (who knows how to real a financial statement) and knows the financial issues & staff (cadre of worthless bureaucrats) 1st hand

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director in 2024!!!#

athletic directors across the country including arizona's dave heeke are outlining their cost cutting strategies for dealing with the incoming financial tsunami of college sports...and there are only 18 sport teams in tuscon plus they got revenue drivers in nationally ranked football & basketball programs yet the athletic director is still transparently revealing there are "no immediate" (tomorrow then?) plans to cut any of the 18 teams to rightsize to the ncca minimum required 15 programs

not a single word on financical matters from the con artist

the knowlton & markeisha strategy of no FREE tixs for ALL students contributed along with the derelict outreach to potential new fans in this week's mbb game at haas pavilion vs colorado with a reported attendance of 2,256


cal athletics is NOT gonna survive james arthur knowlton (throwing money out the window)#
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We could use a good football program.
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We could use a good football program.
Of course we could but in all seriousness one of our biggest problems is that we don't have this problem.
Please give to Cal Legends at https://calegends.com/donation/ and encourage everyone you know who loves Cal sports to do it too.

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WalterSobchak said:

Econ141 said:




We could use a good football program.
Of course we could but in all seriousness one of our biggest problems is that we don't have this problem.
We just raised over $7 billion in less than 3 years and the confounding conclusion is our football program could be complete **** and not impact donor activity whatsoever.
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strykur, just a note of caution, raising funds is not the same thing as collecting funds

berkeley donation pledges are non binding

shocky's maricopa county doggy rescue facilities pledges got a monster 100% collection rate (check in hand) within 48 hours



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bishop gorman pipeline to the #1 ranked public university in the world (loose slots & fast as **** wheels)#
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parking lot conversation last nite at 1:47 am while shocky wuz being walked to his car in shreveport:

shocky: excuse miss, why are your crying, is everything all right?

texas tech curvy brunette yoga female (4th from right): not really, im graduating this week from the #159th ranked school in the united states with a kinda worthless degree, as im entering the real world it's finally dawning on me that those that are undereducated in today's fiercely competitive global economy are ******, going to pool and lake parties does not build generational wealth plus ima kinda done living in texas, would really rather go explore the world with someone fun and just keep a condo at turtle creek so i can visit my parents every now and then so they can see the baby

shocky: oh come on, your raiders just dominated the #1 ranked public university in the world plus there's always a bright future at the discount tire in plano, jimmy's adult cabaret in lubbock or the buc-ee's food service statewide training program for a very pretty girl like you!

yoga girl: that's not the future i want!...i want to travel the world and take romantic stagecoach rides thru central park at midnite with someone who makes me laugh and that never takes commercial flights!...how can i meet a cal, stanford or ivy league grad to date and marry?

shocky: wut's ur gpa?



texas tech pom squad update:

adrianna just texted me letting me know that she's submitted a transfer application to the harvard law school with a safety school application to the stanford med school...she gives all credit to the monster for the friendly encouragement

yeah it's true, curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth thru elite educational opportunities

not gonna lie, adrianna gotta nice azz, she's NOT on the buc-ee's coronary artery diet or something
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cal's monster class fashion quiz: who is rockin' fashion week more...

tobias merriweather

or gigi hadid
https://instagr.am/p/B7bdckuDhlD
or boobie billie doggy dog (such a pretty girl)
https://instagr.am/p/B-SINUQBLoS
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cal's monster class fashion quiz: who is rockin' fashion week more...

tobias merriweather

or gigi hadid
https://instagr.am/p/B7bdckuDhlD
or doggy dog (such a pretty girl)
https://instagr.am/p/B-SINUQBLoS

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hawaiian open 2nd round update:

as mentioned here multiple times since walking with him during his career transformational record shooting 61 last summer at the scottish open, byeong hun an is gonna be the next california golden bear to win a pga tournament...right now after today's bogey free 64 ben is tied for 1st at 9 under par heading into tomorrow's 3rd round

ben got all the game necessary to win on the big stage, he's averaging 315 yards off the tee thru 2 rounds & 3rd in scrambling getting up & down 9 out of 10 times

an wuz always a big guy (like kk limbhaust & sampson zheng) but when he lost his pga tour card 2 years ago he went home to lake nona (orlando) & got his body rite, ben looks way more athletic these days without the baby fat

after a pair of 69s michael kim also made the cut & will be playing this weekend near diamond head

https://instagr.am/p/CvJhFrFLciO
aloha baby (clothes r for losers)#
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2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 26 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree

2024 new schollys: right now there are 30 NEW scholly additions

jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive line (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.2 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
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rock that tail, girl#
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Shocky1 said:

cal's monster class fashion quiz: who is rockin' fashion week more...

tobias merriweather



That shirt design is from the 1996 season, before Tobias was even born.




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shocky is a big fan of coach madsen's 4 wideouts inbound formation which significantly reduces the ability of opponents to double team & trap the inbound pass


berkeley is a leader in innovation#
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Cam will be returning to Memorial Stadium ...

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hawaiian open 3rd round update:

despite a sloppy azz bogey with a chunked chip shot on the par 5 18th hole ben an shot a 68 & is tied for 4th at 11 under par...ben is 1st this week in driving distance stats at 325 yards per drive

michael kim is 2nd this week in putting stats & shot a 66 & is tied for 39th heading into tomorrow's final round at waialaae country club on the big island heading into tomorrow's final round

shake that tail, girl#
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shocky's hawaii top 10:

https://instagr.am/p/B93P9HjDUlX
plz keep in mind that lifelong students of golf course architecture weigh heavily the architect's routing as it affects the walkability of a course...most casual golfers don't really care about this but golf purists don't consider playing in a golf cart real golf & most hawaiian island courses are really just scenic vapid cartball venues...and so with that being said, this is the monster's rankings:

1) kapalua plantation: a stunning marriage of the ocean & a challenging mountainous pineapple field, the plantation is the only must play design in the islands...finishing on the dramatic wind swept downhill par 5 18th hole with lanai in the background is one of life's great joys
https://instagr.am/p/CgUoT4QuwAs
huge chasm in the rankings

2) nanea: charles schwab's uber private venue (his partner is george roberts of kk&r) for zillionaires is a spectacular david kidd design but it's a shame that with thousands of acres at his disposal that kidd didn't create a tighter more walkable design...the outdoor shower in the modern clubhouse is one of my favorite locker room amenities in the world
https://instagr.am/p/CUgP2KPvs3u
3) mauna kea: robert trent jones sr best design in his multiple decade design portfolio, it lacks the predictability that defines so much of his work...the collection of par 3 are outstanding as is the once a week buffet on the beach after swimming with the friendly but scary azz looking sea eels
https://instagr.am/p/CuaX06WuPtx
4) mama's fish house: pro tip, get a reservation unless u wanna dine on the taco bell/pizza hut combo meal in town
https://instagr.am/p/ChFe77aJ5xz
5) kukio: one of tom fazio's best designs with more strategic options than most of his usual work, the over the top lavish refreshment stands are a great way to put another 10+ lbs on a long weekend

6) wailua: outstanding public course hardscrabbled along the coastline on kauai, 40 bucks to walk on weekdays, a morning round followed by an afternoon t-rex jurassic park hike is a perfect day...the rustic caynon of the islands

7) waialae cc: there's not much seth raynor left in the design but tom doak is taking steps to return some of it, love the tight walkable routing with views of diamond head

8) manele: dramatic nicklaus course on lanai but flawed by its cartball routing

9) kukul'ula: dramatic weiskopf course on kauai but flawed by its cartball routing

10) any ramen shop in honolulu or food truck on the epic north shore
https://instagr.am/p/Cb8LOi6B0fl


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college of san mateo fightin' benjis#
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the university of calveston is targeting high gpa true student athletes#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the lone star state)
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