Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/C2IPr5FO3hu
conclusive proof once again that curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world

https://instagr.am/p/CGqnRMbAf_C
go goff, go bears, go horseys (to stinson beach high school)#

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Ja-red GOFF! Ja-red GOFF!#AllGrit pic.twitter.com/NGBoC8KRMN

— Detroit Lions (@Lions) January 15, 2024

california golden bears know how to build generational wealth & get the curvy brunette yoga female that luvs them rescue doggy dogs...jared goff got it all figured out (thx to jerry) while aaron rodgers goes thru gfs kinda like buc-ee's 32 oz refill mountain dews, no es bueno

https://instagr.am/p/CuKg9yQvheN

Thank you @InsightHousing1 & The Berkeley Hope Center for allowing our guys JB @_jonathanbrady6 & Mikey @_mjmatt8 to volunteer today! Great experience seeing all you do helping out and feeding the people of Berkeley. pic.twitter.com/LdM062qopH

— Burl Toler III (@CoachToler) January 20, 2024

a cal tradition (helping the most vulnerable in society)#

Shocky1 said:

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in the new transfer portal era, keeping ur roster intact is a significant factor in hiring a head football coach

would bet an aqua blue yoga matt & a sleeve of green pro v's that the spartans promote alonzo carter

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the spartans are gonna hire their next football head by monday, classes at san jose start on wednesday

the 4 finalists are alonzo carter, donte williams (georgia/usc wuz at sjs 2013-2015), jason eck (idaho) & brent vigen (montana state)

https://instagr.am/p/C18XV2HrXKD
a healthy breakfast is an important start to every morning (just say no to the combo taco bell/pizza hut)#

california golden bear michael kim drained back to back 10 foot birdie putts on the par 3 13th hole & par 4 14th hole (started on the back nine) is now 18 under par & on top of the leaderboard

white outfit with a lavender shirt is fashion on point#

https://instagr.am/p/CrQzWZ4LD5g
3rd round palm spring pga tournament update:

look, sometimes whether it's on the golf course or at modern yoga or the check out line at buc-ee's it's possible to lose ur focus & get distracted particularly for those of us that daydream too much or something

as predicted as a potential mental challenge, slow play on the back nine resulted in michael kim kinda losing his rhythm & getting boat raced in this go low or go home shootout in the desert

after a high tempo 2 hour pace front nine 33, play came to a grinding halt with a 3 hour 15 minute back nine 37

and so with that being said michael is still 18 under par heading into the final 4th round on the stadium course which will not include slow azz pro am participation amateurs

haas biz ad grad james hahn is gonna miss the cut...both hahn (lived at greyhawk, moved to texas) & brandon hagy (also a haas biz ad grad, lived at dc ranch, moved to north carolina) lost their games & pga cards after relocating away from north scottsdale with its ideal golf weather & facilities (golf clubs, elite swing instructors & specialized workout training)

do u move with intention?

kissing is FUN#

Sources: San Jose State is targeting former Navy head coach Ken Niumatalolo as the school’s next head coach. A deal should come together within the next 48 hours. Sources tell ESPN that Niumatalolo will not be running the triple option, which was his staple at Navy. pic.twitter.com/HixUrBND3F

— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) January 20, 2024

thx for sharing cam, seems kinda bizarro hiring a head coach with an offensive speciality & then asking him not to run it...if this goes down & the popular with the players alonzo carter moves to arizona then player retention at the winchester mystery house could get kinda scary azz

https://instagr.am/p/Cz4PrYwsAG-
do u know the way to san jose (hint: it's on the way to cypress point)?

https://instagr.am/p/Cr_CngVtKP_
jeremiah hunter never enrolled at washington, now he's talking to miami

the drizzly azz northwest is for losers#

Look like the score when I played @JaivianThomas in madden https://t.co/AmRmrOl4hm

— Cade Uluave (@cadeuluave) January 20, 2024

fun fact: just because ur at the #1 ranked public university in the world does NOT mean u can't also talk ****, u would not believe the **** that comes outta shocky's mouth at modern yoga

(left to right, back row then front row) keonte "pac 12 defensive mvp" kennedy, gus "mystic pizza defender" larson, mark "the motivator" madsen, fardaws "14 boards & 3 assists" aimaq, jaylon "pac 12 mvp" tyson, jalen "national republican party chairman" cone & jalen "9 boards" celestine

this FUN team is slowly building the resilient dna of its head coach, earlier this season the body language wuz candy azz broken down sorry azz battered syndrome soft...now thru the ******* relentless leadership of MAN among boyz jaylon tyson this team is finally finding a way to win close games

Career-high-tying 3⃣0⃣ pts for Jaylon Tyson 👀

He joined @AdamsonAshley after leading Cal to an OT-win over the Cougs 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/bxMIFUmnun

— Pac-12 Network (@Pac12Network) January 21, 2024

look, working ur azz off doing the hard work in the classrooms of the #1 ranked public university in the world & winning basketball games are not mutually exclusive goals...a berkeley degree helps u build generational wealth so u can spend more time in the bahamas with palm trees & wild piglets with those that u luv

https://instagr.am/p/C1iE5XJPfsb
https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
hopefully berkeley students (expecting a full turnout from the bears football team in arms with their brahs along with the drill team bearettes) are gonna turn out with their high gpa classmates & FREE tixs for next friday's BIG GAME at haas pavilion at 7:00 pm, yeah it's gonna be midnite city after everybody on planet earth STORMS THE FLOOR!!!



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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that luv islands, palm trees & doggy dogs)

https://instagr.am/p/C2P4U4fxnAd
wasting talent (behind the mask)#

Did my best at Cal to keep grade inflation as low as I can. https://t.co/kzaPlGdlMa

— Tony Kransinski (@wetbeefs) December 9, 2023

don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz unless ur from 63rd)#

#maddog

How we feelin’! 😎#GoBears pic.twitter.com/5mOMOZ99jw

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) January 21, 2024

Tyson shooting a FT w our illustrious AD in the background pic.twitter.com/NctqSLYQsb

— TwistNHook (@TwistNHook) January 20, 2024

where's the con artist?#

Yeah Baby!! Go Bears!!

Highlight reeeeeeel 🤩

📺 » Pac-12 Network#GoBears pic.twitter.com/8nFp73q90h

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) January 20, 2024

“CAN YOU FEEL THE KE-NERGY!”#GoBears pic.twitter.com/yX4ueswz1J

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) January 21, 2024

With authority 😤@FardawsAimaq's 12th double-double of the season.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/gL6yArsSeo

— Cal Basketball (@CalMBBall) January 20, 2024

sonofabear51 said:

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He looks like he is either stoned or doesn't care. Who is the young lady next to him?

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https://twitter.com/lwebster24

Shocky1 said:

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Did my best at Cal to keep grade inflation as low as I can. https://t.co/kzaPlGdlMa

— Tony Kransinski (@wetbeefs) December 9, 2023

don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz unless ur from 63rd)#

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This makes me feel better. I graduated in 82 (duh, 82graddlsdad) with a 3.0 something.

Me and the boys buying airline tickets to Tallahassee to spread the pro-trans agenda pic.twitter.com/VmrLIVjJW0

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) December 23, 2023

MAJOR cal's monster offensive line official announcement:

in conjunction this morning with cal monster class bored of directors (ok, let's be real here: benji, misty, happy, stella, mugsy & minko stinko, it's been formally voted upon (after much discussion & turkey slices bribes) that the cal football program's official ACC ARCH RIVALRY game for 2024 will be the dangerous roadtrip to tallahassee against them disloyal azz florida state seminoles aka the karens

“Can I speak with your manager” pic.twitter.com/gjczfAIRBv

— Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) December 26, 2023

yeah this epic roadtrip is hereby deemed the 2024 OPPENHEIMER game (replacing the 2023 usc game), theory will only take u so far



**** the seminoles (tallahassee is gonna be bear territory)#

LOL at the FSU "Karen" tweet.

Aaron Rodgers.

Good at football. Good at golf. pic.twitter.com/thDu4dHo4l

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 21, 2024

4th round palm springs pga tournament:

rolling the rock beautifully for 7 birdies (including 16 thru 18) michael kim went low with a 65 on the fiery stadium course (black tees course rating 74.3 slope 146) to finish 25 under par & a tie for 6th

and so with that being said, michael could be an under the radar favorite at the san diego open next week as he is a grad of torrey pines high school before cal & has arguably played the south & north courses more than anybody in the tournament & that's a lotta local knowledge

max homa is the defending champion & collin morikawa will also be coached up by shocky who will also be available to brian driscoll with his lsat prep work and/or moving his attitude from la jolla to national city for a return to play with his teammates for life one last time...byeong hun an will be staying home at lake nona in orlando

and yeah memorial stadium locker room donor aaron rodgers made a hole in one of the par 3 17th at shadow creek in las vegas today too

cal is a golf school (let's ******* go)#

In n out tastes that much better after a birdie-birdie-birdie finish 😊🤤

First Top 10 of the yr!

More details coming tomorrow… pic.twitter.com/ofdOgtU1W6

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) January 22, 2024

where's the 32 oz green drink?#

No matter what happens the rest of the Lions game, the most impressive thing I’ll see today might be this sandwich pic.twitter.com/IB9GvIWYTb

— Taylor DesOrmeau (@TDesOrmeau) January 21, 2024

cal football's 2024 off season nutrition program (and no incorporation of yoga by s&c coach brian johnson to develop quick twitch +1 athleticism)

lack of innovation (no es bueno)#

Week 3, January 15th– January 21st, 2024, Top 20 Ranking.

The full ranking can be found here -https://t.co/iXOv1VwCtX #OWGR#OfficialWorldGolfRanking pic.twitter.com/eXuOdfECRT

— OWGR (@OWGRltd) January 22, 2024

https://www.owgr.com/current-world-ranking

congratulations to michael kim for cracking the official world golf rankings top 100

max homa: #7

collin morikawa: #12

byeong hun an: #41

michael kim: #100

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and yeah there's such a lotta world to see)

Shocky1 said:

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Week 3, January 15th– January 21st, 2024, Top 20 Ranking.

The full ranking can be found here -https://t.co/iXOv1VwCtX #OWGR#OfficialWorldGolfRanking pic.twitter.com/eXuOdfECRT

— OWGR (@OWGRltd) January 22, 2024

https://www.owgr.com/current-world-ranking

congratulations to michael kim for cracking the official world golf rankings top 100

max homa: #7

collin morikawa: #12

byeong hun an: #41

michael kim: #100

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and yeah there's such a lotta world to see)

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One of the great American films of the 1960's. Audrey Hepburn's iconic role and her rendition of Moon River (lyrics by Johnny Mercer, music by Henry Mancini) f****** slays me every time. They wanted Hepburn to lip sync another person's voice and she said f*** no! Truman Capote's novella captured post-war/pre 60'sj NY to a T. Truly amazing movie if you haven't seen it. Gets the Juarezbear 10/10.

hollywood, could not agree more, breakfast at tiffany's is one of life's great cinematic experiences...behind the love story is a complex tackling of societal norms & behaviors, she is working as a high end escort & he's a struggling writer living off a wealthy much older upper east side socialite who keeps him as eye candy...a very brave & daring movie that brings tears to shocky's eyes too

on a personal note, this movie wuz a contributing factor in my daughter graduating from asu & moving to new york city...tay adores audrey hepburn & if you look at her in the wild piglets fotos from the bahamas you will see the hepburn kinda sunglasses & her preference for wearing 1950's inspired dresses when going out...and yeah taylor is looking for love in the leafy west village (lives around the corner from carbone)

https://instagr.am/p/CvWU2gXp3hY

https://instagr.am/p/C2arjo8vz5I
haha, acc revealed cal is gonna play uc davis in the season opener on august 31st

for those of u that thought the bears wuz gonna open the 2024 season at the university of ibiza this must be big news, hopefully ur commercial flight tixs are changeable without a fee



rock that tail#

Laying the foundation 🧱#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/6mJ1yZjQHE

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 23, 2024

real talk: cal's s&c program is "laying the foundation" for granite statues, the failure by s&c coach brian johnson to innovatively incorporate yoga into the workouts to build quick twitch +1 athleticism is mind boggling...brian has never talked to jaylen brown re: the mental relaxing of the mind/body via yoga to then unleash explosive movement



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coach wilcox talks all the time about players needing to "make plays" to win close games (which the bears usually lose)...well guess wut?...explosive athletes make more plays than granite statues, got it?

yeah let's just keep doing the same **** (without yoga) & expect different results in 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CtX_vLaOsE3
shut up, shocky (did u even play fb at stinson beach hs?)#

Shocky1 said:

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Mad dog w a post game speech as Tyson gets interviewed ! Go bears ! pic.twitter.com/h22dPxc0N7

— TwistNHook (@TwistNHook) January 21, 2024

fun fact: doug goldman (berkeley's largest donor family, levi strauss haas legacy, the key to fundraising for a basketball practice facility) sat midcourt at thursday's game with chancellor finalist richard lyons...based upon my conversation with doug at the game i attended during the preseason it does not seem likely a lead donation will happen until knowlton is gone which wuz hopefully also directly communicated to lyons

**** is moving in the right direction

the haas of pain (thrives on student noise & energy)#

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^ thx for posting hoop dreams (fellow haas biz school grad), the person in the 1st seat (left in the foto) next to the announcer's table at midcourt on the floor is doug goldman & it appears to me that he's animatedly conversing with chancellor finalist richard lyons

arizona just fired athletic director david heeke, the only move forward to prevent the cal athletic department from also running into an existential financial iceberg is terminating james arthur knowlton, his evil as **** sidekick jennifer simon-o'neil, the non transparent cfo tom lowry (his philosophy is let's borrow tens of millions of dollars from the central campus that will never have future revenues for repayment) & the obstinate markeisha everrett (who to her credit might be coming around to offering FREE tixs for all basketball & football games)

hoops foto shows significantly more students both at center court & also behind the south basket, hopefully they will return in numbers (and bring along their classmates from the #1 ranked public university in the world) this friday nite at haas pavilion for the 7:00 pm tip off against stanford

the magic of cal basketball (cannot happen without student noise & energy)#

I literally went to Torrey Pines HS and they still forget about me…. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #playbetter pic.twitter.com/h3zbXdbd1T

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) January 22, 2024