cal's monster offensive line

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wut up, kyion?

ima gonna give u 5 bucks if u can tell me wut curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools want from life once they enter the real world, ok?

answer: curvy brunette yoga females from schools like asu & arizona wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads that got ambition & the necessary academic degrees to build generational wealth in a global economy that unremorsefully favors the well educated...they not interested in 10 cent old town millionaires who live at home or in rental properties when their 30 year old azzs r handing out towels at the village or parking cars at maestros, got it?

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fun fact: curvy brunette yoga females r NOT interested in listening to former dumb azz uneducated football players talk about their boring azz high school & college careers when their 30 years old, nobody gives a **** about how u almost made the nfl at that point

so do u wanna do the hard work to earn a berkeley degree?...if ur like berkeley grad/multiple time nfl pro bowler/chandler native cameron jordan then cal might be the best choice for u

ur not a dumb azz, u got a 3.3 gpa at chandler hs before transferring to hamilton hs

the ball is in ur court, right kyion?

don't be a dumb azz#
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the magic of cal softball (going yard while racing 4 times in the canyon)#
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byron nelson pga tournament in dallas: 2nd round update

ben an, 67, 9 under par, tied for 13th
michael kim, 68, 4 under par, missed cut (4 over par on holes 14-16 doomed him, putting fantastic)
kk limbhaust, 69, even par, missed cut (but still a great week with monday qualifying 63)
james hahn, 73, 3 over par, missed cut
max homa: changed poopy diapers tho lacey had to redo his work
collin morikawa: played video games until kat made him go to restoration hardware to buy new ****

fun fact i: ben is #1 in the field in average driving distance at 326.2 yards

fun fact ii: kk & james like collin r all haas biz ad grads like coach chun


cal is a PGA TOUR school (liv golf is for 54 hole exhibition losers that don't care about sports washing or being blackballed from all the majors)#
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defensive tackle carlos allen jr from kenneshaw state has cancelled his official trip to cal this weekend & committed to houston
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coach so'oto is officially tripping to the claremont this weekend outside linebacker ucla grad transfer 6'3" 235 lbs choe bryant-strother from norcross georgia (not further afar from peachtree golf club in atlanta), he got 2 years of remaining eligibility


bryant-strother is a physical violent attacking defender with strength, he's experienced after taking snaps in 32 games with the bruins (got both covid & redshirt years)...he's got potential starter upside



choe is not a dumb azz, he got a ucla degree in sociology & is extremely focused/articulate with a mature outlook (unlike shocky) on life & self improvement

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (yeah higher ranked than ucla)
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cal state berkeley bears r articulate (or something)#
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cal's monster offensive line is NOT candy azz soft (tj session led player practices starting in may)#
monster error correction update: NOT all off season player practices led by tj include cal's monster offensive line, got it?

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tirez knowlton et embauchons andrew mcgraw, ca ne devrait pas prendre plus de 24 secondes#

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including chateau mirambeau)
cal's monster class update re: the con artist:

the original official berkeley chancellor search timelines outlined potential candidates being nominated in may to uc chancellor michael drake for his recommendation of a final candidate to the uc board of regents in june for a july 1st transfer of power starting date

but what will go down as arguably outgoing chancellor carol christ's legacy/most benevolent gift (other than forgiving much of the stadium debt) to berkeley is that she's lobbied with drake for an early transition date due to multiple critical imminent issues that need immediate addressing which is why richard lyons wuz announced as the next berkeley chancellor last week in early april

carol knows now that knowlton is running the athletic department into an existential financial tsunami iceberg from which it will never recover from (read my past posts re: the covert tens of millions of dollars loans from the central campus & significantly lower future revenue streams from conference media rights) and that he lied to her about the northwestern athletic director job (which resulted in his contract extension thru 2029 at $1,300,000 despite being an absentee employee working outta colorado springs with a rental home in the east bay) & also the magnitude of the nil financial dollars of the men's football/basketball players (christ actually thought the nil dollars paid to jaydn ott wuz comparable to the goalie on the women's field hockey team and went ballistic when she found out otherwise)

so now rich lyons is the de facto chancellor & has the opportunity to take action on the 2nd legal review documents (commissioned by the chancellor's legal team & assistant vice chancellor dan mogulof) which focused upon jim knowlton & his evil as **** 2nd in charge jennifer simon-o'neil with respects to their criminal negligence in the multiple suicidal women's swimmers teri mckeever criminal scandal...the original 1st legal review by the munger firm wuz a $2,000,000+ cost report which resulted in a 482 page document that did not address the culpability of the athletic department, this 2nd report clearly shows criminal level intent & is grounds for the termination of both knowlton & simon-o'neil

and if knowlton & simon-o'neil are terminated then their worthless bureaucratic team of cfo tom lowry (recruited by knowlton from the air force, his transparent disdain of the cal football program wuz apparent to me within 15 minutes of our 1st conversation back in the day) & the obstinate markeisha everrett who talks about innovation but actually does nothing while hiding in her office reading the internet instead of offering FREE tixs to all students will also be removed from power

and yeah then andrew mcgraw would be the right next athletic director to quickly lead moving forward a fiscally responsible rightsized (cutting sport teams such as baseball within title ix requirements, realigning multiple sports such as rugby to club status and repurposing the evans & edwards fields/stadiums for the university's greater good) department that focuses on a select few national championship calibre teams that support school spirit (alums visiting campus on game days) & a stream of future philanthropic donations for the university

got it?

the time is now (for everything in the next 24 secondes)#

when shocky wuz engaged in his relentless public information requests for financial information from the cal athletic department (which wuz met with delay & stalling tactics which eventually resulted in threats of legal action from the monster) he carbon copied journalist jon wilner re: the eventual ad responses with respects to the covert loans from the central campus of $11,000,000 in fy22 & $15,000,000 in fy23

here's the key except from wilner's article re: cal's financials:
https://sports360az.com/pac-12-finances-cal-stanford-carrying-budget-shortfalls-as-they-prepare-to-enter-acc-at-partial-revenue-shares/

In FY2022, the Bears generated $120.5 million in revenue against $116.8 in expenses and $29.1 million in campus support. Total shortfall without support: $25.4 million.
In FY2023, they booked $129.5 million in revenue against $138.3 million in expenses with $33.7 million in support. Total shortfall without support: $42.5 million.

bottom line, the cal athletic department is heading toward an existential financial tsunami particularly when recognizing the approximately $15,000,000 reduction in conference media right revenues in fy24 due to the reduced share in the acc vs the pac 12

so will outgoing chancellor carol christ get the calimony from ucla that she's promised will be paid by ucla before she heads into retirement?...if so how much will our deadbeat so cal daddys pay them bears?

richard lyons right now has access to the 2nd legal report (following the initial munger report re: the mckeever suicidal women's swimmers) via dan mogulof & will be in a position to terminate knowlton when he formally takes office on july 1st

will this happen???

or will the athletic department continue its rapid ascent into financial oblivion/bankruptcy which will forever change cal football as we know it?

if jim knowlton is still the athletic director when the california golden bears host uc davis on saturday august 31st at memorial stadium we'll have our answer

my take is that inept general james knowlton is gonna be torpedoed outta berkeley, andrew mcgraw will be named as the interim athletic director & a new restructuring plan re: cal athletics will be forthcoming that is based upon protecting future financial solvency

yeah keeping knowlton & his senior failed leadership team of jennifer simon-o'neil, tom lowry & markeisha everrett would be a DUMB DECISION



shocky & bobo (he got a good man ponytail) last ride?#
excerpt from jon wilner's recent article re: the cal's athletic department impending financial tsunami:

The Hotline never shies away from uncomfortable topics, and eliminating sports is the most uncomfortable topic in college athletics. But Lyons must seriously consider the downsizing of the Cal's department.

Only football and men's basketball are profitable. In that regard, the Bears are no different than dozens of power conference schools across the country. But Cal sponsors far more sports -30- than most of its peers.

Meanwhile the Bears needed $34,000,000 in university support last year just to turn a slight surplus, according to the financial support submitted to the NCCA.

And now comes a next level challenge: Competing in the ACC while receiving less than a full share of the conference's media rights revenues for the next 12-year arrangement.

Cutting sports would reduce expenses, bring the budget in line and free up cash for football operations.
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kyion graves update: both asu (dad a sun devil, 15 minute drive on gamedays for him to tempe from chandler) & arizona (early commitment to the alcoholic drunk azz wildcats hc sumlin before flipping to ohio state) think he's gonna commit to their programs & that academics will NOT be a factor at all in his recruitment

3 or 50 year decision?#
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Feels like the player to be named later in the Femi Oladejo trade.
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durant, wut r u talking about & ****?

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u would trade femi or doms for choe or something?

this makes no sense at all, r u on bancroft rite now?



8 clap (worst defense in the big 10 in 2024)#
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kyion graves update: both asu (dad a sun devil, 15 minute drive on gamedays for him to tempe from chandler) & arizona (early commitment to the alcoholic drunk azz wildcats hc sumlin before flipping to ohio state) think he's gonna commit to their programs & that academics will NOT be a factor at all in his recruitment

3 or 50 year decision?#
Don't know how the kid/family feel regarding academics. But both UA and ASU fear he may be an NIL casualty.
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6956, do u know mr silverleaf sun angel?
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2024 byron nelson pga tournament in dallas: 3rd round

driving the ball an average driving distance of 322.8 yards after rainstorms & making 108 feet of putts (anything over 80 feet is a good putting round) ben an shot a 66 and is 14 under par & tied for 7th

anyways ben is gonna do serigne a solid now that his round is done & drop by the buc-ee's off interstate 35 in denton in order to overnite the tounkara fam a couple of bbq brisket sandwiches plus some tasty small sized fudge slabs via fed ex

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buc-ee's: becky g is the official brand ambassador of the university of calveston football program

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heavy is the head that wears the crown (at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
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Kyion Graves, he was picking up crystal ball predictions to Cal today
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exciting victory for the #19 ranked california golden bears heading into the final pac 12 softball tournament evah next weekend at stanford

congrats to super senior hope alley playing a solid game at the critical shortstop position after the conference's most underrated player acacia anders & coach spencer wuz ejected for using an illegal bat in the 1st inning...bats are checked & labeled by the umps before the game

generational pitching talent randi roelling showed remarkable resilience & competitive fire in getting subbed out in the top of the 6th inning & then returning to pitch the bears outta a bases loaded jam...gotta luv those fist pumps!

when the bears aren't running themselves outta innings with dumb azz high risk coaching base running decisions, power is the name of the game in berkeley...lagi quiroga (she got good french braided hair) with her 15th home run & social activist/pac 12 conference homerun leader elon butler with her 16th KABOOM of the season

don't know why shocky's favorite softball player on planet earth alyssa "happy dance" herrera (.290 batting average with 4 home runs) hasn't played this series in favor of someone who is batting .206 but hopefully #23 gets a start tomorrow in the season finale



going yard & drag racing thru the canyon (always getting scrapped up off the pavement)#
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newsflash: moms & dads care about their children's educations/academic ambition#
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onetime prospective cal official visitor (academics no bueno) transfer edge defender josh griffis commits to oregon state
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the magic of cal football (coffee is for losers, green drinks r for winners)#
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just say no to big 12 academic truck stop schools (unless ur goal in life is to marry a lot lizard with stds)#
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^ important message to coach bloesch: plz study the above world rankings, the university of calveston is the #9 ranked university in the world & the #1 ranked public university in the world (not just the united states), got it?



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yeah this **** is getting live!!!

saturday nite in berkeley (oski still on academic probation)#
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6' 190 lbs former 5 star wide receiver kyion grayes from the ohio state university is gonna officially trip to the claremont this weekend


grayes is from powerhouse hamilton high school (the top football program in arizona) & got 3 years of remaining eligibility

kyion is not a dumb azz, he gotta 3.3 gpa at chandler high school before transferring to hamilton high school

kyion, here's the deal, if u commit to the #1 ranked public university in the world, then i'll facilitate ur yoga practice like shocky did with jaylen brown back in the day...yeah we'll even go to scottsdale's modern yoga in ur off season, that's probably where ur dream curvy brunette yoga female gonna be, got it?

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including chandler fashion square)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

don't be a dumb azz#
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coach toler's wide receiving room just gotta a major infusion of +1 athleticism & SPEED


SPEED (creating separation from defenders, this didn't happen very often in berkeley the last several seasons) wins college football games

electronically timed 40s with elite SPEED gets u drafted & PAID in the national football league

kyion, joanna & kyion sr, welcome to california golden bear football program (don't tell nobody but burl is jealous cuz u got better hair than him)


the desert to the bay (let's ******* go!!!!!)#

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drag racing thru the canyon (one final time)#
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yeah this **** is getting live!!!

saturday nite in berkeley (oski still on academic probation)#
Oski as always living the dream. This is exactly the kind of content we need to see much more of if we want to engage a younger audience. Hopefully this clip becomes a regular feature on the replay boards after big plays.
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kyion grayes eligibility clarification: kyion played in 2 games during his true freshman redshirt year at ohio state in 2022 & dnp in 2023 due to a lower body injury

bottom line grayes got 3 years of remaining eligibility & could potentially appeal to the ncca for a 4th medical year of eligibility down the road
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just say no to big 12 academic truck stop schools (unless ur goal in life is to marry a lot lizard with stds)#


Only ONE public university on that list. In the "world."
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astronomy 10: advanced interplanetary studies of berkeley's intergalactic all universe running back

standing on business (in the blue & gold empire)#
noted berkeley astronomer (he does a lotta of his best work in upside down positions) & latina culture sociologist jaydn ott just texted me & tole that cinco de mayo is not really an authentic mexican or spanish holiday

yeah #1 knows a lotta **** or something (about torn up tires)

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defensive play of the season: mike lee with the textbook stepping back in preparation for catching the flyout with forward momentum & then throwing a dart within a one foot window for a KABOOM out at home plate

kinda hoping that nando & chandler got that kinda accuracy this fall in the acc

r u outworking the competition (with no days off)?#
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2024 byron nelson pga tournament in dallas: 4th round update

quietly emerging as a top 10 player on tour along with max & collin, ben an birdied 5 of the last 7 holes en route to a 65 & finished at 20 under par & tied for 4th

ben is the complete package, an finished the week 2nd in average driving distance at 323.7 yards, hit 79.7% of the greens in regulation & wuz 7th in putts for greens in regulation...and yeah last season ben wuz top 5 on the pga tour in scrambling around the greens

very curious to see tomorrow's world golf rankings (unlike coach bloesch shocky knows the difference between world & usa rankings, hopefully mike will do better in the future)...
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Yea the words violent and predator describe Josh Griffis off field time in Tennessee well.
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astronomy 10: advanced interplanetary studies of berkeley's intergalactic all universe running back

standing on business (in the blue & gold empire)#
noted berkeley astronomer (he does a lotta of his best work in upside down positions) & latina culture sociologist jaydn ott just texted me & tole that cinco de mayo is not really an authentic mexican or spanish holiday

yeah #1 knows a lotta **** or something

https://instagr.am/p/C6mCzmfPKCz


Cinco De Mayo is a California holiday celebrating victory over slavery and colonialism. It was started in California during the Civil War by Mexican Americans, many who were refugees from Texas where Anglo American illegal immigrants had overthrown the government because Mexico (whose president had African heritage) had begun enforcing its laws against slavery. The "Texians" then began seizing as much Mexican owned land as they could with much rape and murder in the process. During the Mexican Anerican War, many Mexicans in Texas were viewed as the enemy. Many headed to the gold fields and relative equality and freedom of California.

During the Civil War, Napoleon II of France invaded Mexico and was allied with the Confederacy. Their plan was recolonization and reinstatement of slavery in Mexico. Lee had invaded Pennsylvania, things were looking bleak, when a ragtag bunch of kids defeated the French in the Battle of Pueblo. It became a rallying cry to the Mexican Californians who held parades as fundraisers and volunteers for the Union army. And then an annual event in California, continued after the war for more than 150 years, because the battle against racism and colonialism is not over.

Now it is mostly an excuse to eat Mexican food and get drunk, but at its core it is a Mexican American / California holiday celebrating racial unity and the fight against injustice.
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