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Hey, this is McKade Matteur and I'd like to just clarify a few things about the differences between Cal and Oklahoma, ok?

First of all there are like a million Asians around campus, it's kinda like being in China or something. And a lotta Gays too.

Second of all, everyone is super sensitive. Like when I would try to talk to my teammates about Sandy Hook & the Holocaust not really happening, none of them wuz very respectful to me other than Luke Rubenzer.

And when I tole them that our true President Donald J. Trump was rightfully elected they would ask me for conclusive proof and other stupid **** like that.

Thirdly, I got no problem with Blacks but they need to know their place, ok? In Norman they know how to act right, got it? Reality is that slavery wuz not all that bad like the history books say it wuz.

Right now I gotta couple sexual harassment (ok, maybe rape, whatever) charges pending but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands and got this covered with a good defense firm plus the Sheriff in Norman is a Sooners football season tix holder & also the local Judge got bloodstains on his hands too.

As for Wilcox when I tole him I wuz gonna transfer he said "Well McKade we will support you in whatever you feel you need to do next in life" instead of just giving me a bag of money from donors like they do here in Oklahoma.

Look, I'm not stupid, I fully realize that a Oklahoma degree ain't worth **** but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands so I'm not gonna be doing tractor sales & living in Section 8 housing like most of my teammates.

I'm glad to be out of California, BOOMER SOONERS, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-McKade Metteur

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mckade matteur got cut by the kansas chiefs

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doms is ready for the 2024 cal football season, how about u???#

Where is akhili Calhoun in the latest depth chart? Didn't see his name anywhere but might have missed it.

Also don't see Trevor Rogers who I thought would get PT as a freshman.

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tcu/oklahoma joint career fair update:

despite making dumb decisions to forego degrees from the #1 ranked public university on planet earth for worthless diplomas from academically mediocre schools which is resulting in **** situations, both kaleb elarms-orr & mckade matteur got GREAT NEWS today!!!

KABOOOOM, both keo & mckade have received actionable job offers with full benefits (including xxl company t-shirts & custom water bottles) from colonguard to work as intake product specialists in the company's non air conditioned houston facility (which is only a couple of blocks away from buc-ee's)!!!!

yeah it's true that the cal, stanford & ivy league grads that start their careers at colonguard are taking home $100k+ in the c-suite executive training program (which includes all expenses paid 10 day biz trips to ibiza to check out the poopy recycling center plus vip nightclub access wristbands & FREE golf) but that opportunity is not available to keo & mckade in today's fiercely competitive global economy that unapologetically rewards the well educated & ***** over guys who are never gonna get PAID in the national football league

congrats to keo & mckade!!!...go horned frogs & boomer sooners!!!!!!!
https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/board/103683/contents/mckade-matteur-235203185/?page=1



friendly monster advice: wash ur hands after ur shift!!!

Cal vs UC Davis depth chart pic.twitter.com/un9FAQRgpQ

— Jim McGill (@BearInsider_com) August 27, 2024

monster 2024 opening game depth chart analysis: this is without a doubt the most SPEED & TALENT during the coach wilcox era, the question is whether or not this translates into victories on gamedays which is largely a function of coaching & potential injuries

wide receivers: the most competitive position in the program is the slot receiver, the bears got 4 ballers that got more SPEED than last year's entire room of slow as **** "tall radius wideouts that can highpoint the football"...the big question is whether or not coach toler can get his wideouts to BLOCK on the perimeter in the run game (burl has 100% failed to get this done during his time in berkeley)?

cal's monster offensive line: congrats to experienced high intensity grad portal transfers center will mcdonald & left guard rush reimer locking down starting assignments!!...fellow grad transfer victor stoffel will get snaps at left & right tackle this saturday...true freshman tyler knape is finally healthy & gotta lotta upside...mark my words, the 2024 season will be riding on the play of cal's monster offensive line which for the 1st time in history of cal football will be starting 5 trench workers weighing 300+ lbs

tight end: co starter jack endries has gained good weight & is now at 240 lbs after playing last season with an undersized body which couldn't effectively block at the line of scrimmage...corey dyches is a dynamic/explosive run & catch threat and a willing blocker

running back: yeah jaydn ott is gonna be the #1 running back selection in the 2025 nfl draft, kadarius calloway got zero interest in academics & will declare for the nfl draft after the smu game (he will likely be ineligible to play in a bowl game) & oaktown's THE JET!!!! is a killah mamushi & a star star star star star star

quarterback: fernando mendoza is qb1 & chandler rogers will get snaps this saturday, shlocky might stroke out when chandler runs the speed option & PITCHS the ball to our all american rb for electrifying touchdowns...probably should check into getting a term life policy or something

defensive tackle: check out the experience level of these courageous trench warriors, the top 6 are all heading into at least their 5th season of collegiate football...this moment will not be too big for them

outside linebacker: david reese is the undisputed leader of cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!...xavier carlton needs to use his 6'6" length to knock down/disrupt passing lanes if he wanna get PAID in the national football league

inside linebacker: cade uluave is a quick twitch +1 athletic all american & poly teddye buchanan is kinda like another coach on the field with his high football iq which he combines with gazelle like athleticism

safety: 5 guys with SPEED, rooting for room leader craig woodson (a devastating tackler) to fulfill his nfl dreams by showcasing an ability to close on the ball in coverage

corners/nickels: 7 guys with SPEED, marcus harris is arguably the fastest guy in the program & if he plays with acc physicality will be a 2025 nfl draft selection

special teams: kicker ryan coe & punter lachlan wilson got booming leg strength & long snapper david bird will (barring any injuries) play in the nfl longer than anybody on the cal 2024 roster...the consummate team player hunter barth is the back up long snapper in addition to being the probable 1st guy off the bench in the inside backer room

the cal football program is outta time (let's ******* go this saturday at 2:00 pm at memorial stadium!!!)

Campbell has closed the gap between it and Kahuku for the number one spot. After two impressive wins, the Sabers earned six first-place votes to Kahuku's 11. Should Campbell be ranked No. 1?https://t.co/XCVMGb4C6F

— Hawaii Prep World (@HawaiiPrepWorld) August 27, 2024

Campbell High School moved up a spot to No. 2 after a decisive 49-17 win over Punahou. The Sabers got a five-touchdown performance from Cal commit Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele and collected six first-place votes.

^ cal's tropical thunder BIG 3

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wut time is dinner at mama's fish house??#

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2025 cal's monster class (15 strong now): whose next???

4.0 gpa 6' 195 lbs game changing safety aiden manutai from powerhouse kahuku high school is an integral part of the BIG 3 2025 hawaii to berkeley pipeline, brah got closing SPEED, ball awareness & hits like a bad azz

The moment that 3⭐️ safety Aiden Manutai commited to Cal. 🐻

The No. 9 prospect in Hawaii chose Cal over Arizona, Tennessee, Washington, and Nebraska. 🏈

MORE: https://t.co/oj1fE4XrDu pic.twitter.com/kNkLaF0hhX

— 247Sports (@247Sports) July 12, 2024

3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs ELITE quarterback jaron keawe sagapolutele from campbell high school in ewa beach hawaii got "the strongest arm in the country, throws the tightest ball in this year's class"

Ewa Beach (Hawaii) Campbell QB Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele casually ripping a skinny post pic.twitter.com/KSYE0VukEf

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) July 6, 2024

4.41 gpa (will major in computer science) 5'11" 170 lbs safety tre' harrison from junipero serra high school got isaiah crosby size & elite closing SPEED that the takers staff is prioritizing to successfully defend modern spread offenses

@1ath1ete_ one of the best ATH in class of 2025 kid hold over a 4.0 GPA and been starting for the SFG since freshman year . This kid also handles business on the track . 🔥🔥💪🏾💪🏾🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴 pic.twitter.com/pvRIH4sck7

— Coach Minor/Coach D (@CoachDMinor) January 13, 2024

3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & high gpa as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room

Cal made the 13th addition to its 2025 recruiting class Monday night when Brentwood-Liberty OL recruit Mike Klisiewicz (6-6, 305) announced his commitment to the Bears over offers from Washington State, San Diego State, Fresno State and others.https://t.co/EgjcwNJLCD pic.twitter.com/I5l3KhcTu1

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) June 25, 2024

3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way

Fortuna (Calif.) Union tight end Jacob Houseworth talked about his official visit to Cal over the weekend https://t.co/y8Z1xg0smC pic.twitter.com/fkGoLGCEyf

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) June 18, 2024

3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities

BREAKING: CO/25 ATH Jae’on Young ( @j1young_ ) has committed to Cal he tells me.
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Jae’on is a 5’11 ( 170 LBS ) WR/CB out of Chatsworth, CA. He chose the Golden Bears over USC, Kansas and more!
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Cal lands a very underrated recruit out the CO/25! 🐻 pic.twitter.com/vbVU20fRgb

— Steezo (@SteezoDsgn) June 10, 2024

3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme

Very blessed to be committed ✅@browning_coach @Coach_Sooto @CoachTB02 @CoachAT23 @CalFootball @coachsterls #RR4L pic.twitter.com/0byDagGyh5

— LeBron Williams (@LeBronWils4) June 10, 2024

4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition

@MVToro_Football 25’ LB @BeckhamBarney was one of the top backers in the state last season.

EFFORT player that is a sideline to sideline tackler, has great speed and pursuit ability for a guy 6’3 205, fills holes well in run fits, and can rush the passer. pic.twitter.com/uohy9CJHWT

— PeteKnow (@PeteKnow_) January 22, 2024

3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet

Lancaster 2025 3⭐️ LB Ke’Breion Winston Official Visit at CAL❗️

The 6’1 205lb guy @kebre3xx finished his Junior season with 136 tackles, 12 sacks, 9 TFLs, & 2 Forced Fumbles!

He officially received a offer from Cal in February… Could you see him with the Golden Bears⁉️👀 pic.twitter.com/ieT6ciGV52

— WeDemBos Media (@WeDemBos) May 26, 2024

3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft

Congrats to Long Beach Millikan 2025 RB Anthony League @AnthonyLeague25 on his commitment to The University of California, Berkeley @CalFootball #WinTheDay pic.twitter.com/pht4GpZr6f

— Millikan Football 🐏 (@MillikanHSFB) May 22, 2024

3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence

The Texas Tech DL target can absolutely move! Some serious athleticism in the 6’3 260 pound frame. #WreckEm🌵 https://t.co/cXxtOkK00r

— 🌵Texas Tech Recruiting Fan Account 🌵 (@ttu_recruiting) March 29, 2024

3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor

My only competition is me… pic.twitter.com/iwZFrkUvub

— Ben Howard (@benhoward_702) October 13, 2023

3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
https://instagr.am/p/CzzF7btOOPB

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer

Great to spend time with my future coach !! Go Bears🐻🐻!! #BearTerritory @CalFootball @CoachSirmon pic.twitter.com/OugLS8HCFo

— Carter Jones (@carterjones07) January 24, 2024

3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu

blessed to be in this position! Go bears 🐻! #committed @CalFootball @CoachTreW @CoachTB02 @KynCook @MWCherrington @BamPerformance @SacrificeINC @CoachLaidet @BenjiPalu_Cal pic.twitter.com/qhcIlLhFhT

— Kaden Cook (@Kad1nCook) September 29, 2023

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

At Tap Haus.

Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk

— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

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15 commitments for the 2025 cal's monster class, whose gonna be #16??

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2024 scholly roster update: EQUILIBRIUM on day 1 of fall ball

2024 new schollys: right now there are 43 NEW scholly additions

will mcdonald, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
cheikhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion grayes, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, defensive edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 43 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...drafted nfl miami dolphins
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree



scholly roster math is FUN (43 in/43 out/85 schollys for 2024)#

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new 2025 ncca scholly roster cap will be 105 (up from 85) but will also cap the total roster size including walk ons at 105...there are internal competitions going on right now by walk ons to show developmental upside to become one of those 105 players for the 2025 season

the struggle that must be (embrace COMPETITION & a curvy brunette yoga female at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#

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2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree

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#1️⃣8️⃣

Taking 𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘌 😤

🗞️ - https://t.co/NL1vJVhnES#GoAgs | #Shredville | #UCDNA pic.twitter.com/58CAeDmbSf

— UC Davis Football (@UCDfootball) August 6, 2024

berkeley grads tyson mcwilliams & blake antzoulatos will be returning to berkeley this weekend as fired up uc davis aggies!!

where's the ******* visitor's locker room??#

Those guys would be good players for Cal. Blake had a great game against ND until he got the late hit to continue the drive and keep ND in the game winning drive - did not see him a lot after that. But he had made a number of good plays that game - he was just injured his whole career. I expect they would want to make a statement.

agreed 87 the high gpa uc davis aggies are gonna show up ready to play with chips on their shoulders & they also got an elite running back!!!

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So how great is CMS? ⁦@accnetwork⁩ Folks are finally listening to ⁦@MarkPacker⁩ about The Bay. pic.twitter.com/5mH9Vpp5sD

— Nils Headley🇺🇸🇸🇿🇸🇪 (@NilsHeadley) August 27, 2024

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Mark Packer is a huge fan of the Bay Area. Major SF Giants fan. Napa wines and golf. He will be very fair when talking about Cal and Furd. The Bay Area should be a must road trip for the ACC fans. Lots to do after they watch their team lose.

^ anybody other than shocky notice that the acc analyst/broacdaster is a curvy brunette yoga female?

adios pac 12#

Forever a good boy 🫡 https://t.co/oNZ0MCpCSd pic.twitter.com/GTgzacDZsj

— Big Sky Conference (@BigSkyConf) August 28, 2024

look, uc davis gotta doggy dog that fetches the kicking tee off the field, how come cal don't gotta cocaine bear that welcomes the opposing team's fans to memorial stadium on gamedays????

Switching it up 🔄

We’ll see you on the west side of CMS this season ya’ll, and let’s make sure the visiting team on the east side knows they’re in Bear Territory! #GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/2dlZpxg9bO

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) August 29, 2024

questions of the universe: do cal tv football fans move their sofas on gamedays to see the boob tube screen from a different point of view to reflect this season's sideline change or something??

yeah 2:00 pm saturday september 28th at memorial stadium is gonna be the CENTER of the universe!!!

there are NO ******* circling from further afar seagulls in ur living room (GET OUT & breathe the bay's fall fresh air)#

^ if ur incarcerated at san quentin or locked up for ur own safety at the vacaville nut tree mental institution, this post does NOT apply to u

This lioness is so relieved to reunite with her family ❤️ pic.twitter.com/iSRUndbfUQ

— The Dodo (@dodo) January 21, 2020

the mama lioness, creasy & shocky are all going HOME to memorial stadium this saturday august 28th at 2:00 pm (the MAGIC of cal football resides inside all of us)#

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one of chancellor lyon's 1st steps of action upon his coronation july 1st wuz initiating an outside audit of the athletic department, this is a behind the scenes monster look at this report

https://instagr.am/p/C93Bv-TvvtY
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HIGHLY CLASSIFIED super duper top secret audit report re: the Cal Athletic Department for Chancellor Richard Lyons

Executive Summary: This is a ******* financial ****show!!!!

1st recommended corrective action: Chancellor Lyons should issue an Executive Proclamation from the top of the Campanille prior to the August 31, 2024 home game at Memorial Stadium against the UC Davis Aggies that ALL students are invited/welcomed to attend all Football and Basketball games for FREE!!!

The future of the University is going to need a significant infusion of NEW season tixs buyers and future mega donors to financially survive the expected severe budget cuts from the State of California. Attending Football and Basketball games at their alma mater is a critical pipeline measure to developing the necessary school spirit to ensure future generational wealth donations particularly as the current Berkeley donor pool is dying due to poor diets/excessive drinking and old age.

With the escalating number of 1st generation Berkeley college students who come from poor as **** socioeconomic backgrounds (like Shocky's moms back in the day) and an increasing number of international students who have never attended a Football and/or Basketball game in their native countries, it is critical that the future fanbase/Builders of Berkeley be inclusively exposed to the Magic of Cal Football and Basketball during their formative college years!!

Please note that if any of these students are a curvy brunette yoga female Shocky will personally sit by them on gamedays & explain the nuances of the sports to them.


2nd recommended corrective action: Personnel changes

James Arthur Knowlton: The "Con Artist" is financially illiterate with poor judgement (Mark Fox contract extension), possesses an anti Football and Basketball bias and functions as a seasonal part time worker from Colorado Springs, he should be terminated immediately as the current Athletic Director based upon his role in the McKeever suicidal women's swimmers scandal as documented in the Dan Mogulof 2nd outside legal counsel investigation.

Jennifer Simon-O'Neil: "Jenny" is truly evil as **** with an anti Football and Basketball bias who has been a bad human being since her Bay Area prep school days, she should be terminated immediately as the #2 in Charge based upon her role in the McKeever suicidal women's swimmers scandal as documented in the Dan Mogulof 2nd outside legal counsel investigation.

Andrew McGraw: The Berkeley grad should be immediately appointed as the acting Athletic Director with the understanding this will become a permanent promotion upon successful results.

Jay John: The most savvy person in the Athletic Department should be immediately appointed as the #2 in charge.

Markeisha Everrett: Should be immediately reassigned to Berkeley Campus Parking Enforcement pending her successful completion of all mandated defensive driving classes.

Sierra Achin-Cryns: The Berkeley grad should be immediately named Chief Financial Officer with the June 1, 2024 retirement of Tom Lowry who shared his useless bureaucratic's boss anti Football and Basketball bias.


3rd recommended corrective action: Righting the department to a financially sustainable number of sports programs in full compliance with Title IX.

Programs to be prioritized:

1) Football (118 counters): The HIGHEST priority for all future expenditures.
2) Men's Basketball (21): Revenue growth potential with Coach Madsen.
3) Women's Basketball (14): WBNA growth is explosive, Cal's WBB program is currently poorly marketed.
4) Men's Golf (11): The $37,000,000 current endowment is the highest of all cal sports teams including football.
5) Women's Golf (6): Significant donor support
6) Women's Gymnastic (15): Championship program
7) Women's Swimming & Diving (32): Championship program
8) Men's Swimming & Diving (38): Championship program
9) Women's Volleyball (17): Required by the ACC for membership
10) Men's Tennis (11): Significant donor support
11) Men's Water Polo (34): Championship program
12) Women's Rowing (60): Huge roster "counters" is key to overall Title IX compliance.
13) Women's Softball (23): Growth sport in the United States with high school females.
14) Women's Tennis (10): Championship program
15) Women's Water Polo (24): Championship program
16) Women's Soccer (31): Growth sport in the United States with high school females.

Programs to be terminated/reclassified as Club teams:

1) Baseball (46 counters): Terminated. The original $18,000,000 fundraising to save the program has been spent and the program talent gutted by the MLB draft and transfer portal this offseason. Evans Diamonds should be "sold" to the Central Campus to burn down the massive debt liabilities incurred by Knowlton with zero probability of future revenues to repay this debt as it becomes due and repurposed for the greater good of the University.
2) Men's Gymnastics (23): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
3) Men's Rowing (69): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
4) Rugby (53): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
5) Men's Soccer (38): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
6) Men's Track and Field (58): Terminated. Edwards Field should be "sold" to the Central Campus to burn down the massive debt liabilities incurred by Knowlton with zero probability of future revenues to repay this debt as it becomes due and repurposed for the greater good of the University.
7) Women's Track and Field (57): Terminated. See above.
8) Women's Beach Volleyball (18): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
9) Women's Cross Country (16): Terminated
10) Men's Cross Country (13): Terminated
11) Women's Lacrosse (34): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.
12) Women's Field Hockey (28): Reclassified as a club sport with no AD financial support.

Bottom line, failure to take ACTION at this time would be a dumb decision and result in a further **** situation.

Chancellor Lyons, do you want your legacy to be the Chancellor who lost Berkeley's ranking as the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD??

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lyons/knowlton zoom call aka "timeshare sales pitch" update:

sources: shocky communicated with almost a dozen participants via phone calls & emails today, many of them builders of berkeley ($1,000,000+ donors)

purpose of the "timeshare sales pitch": chancellor lyons tole the assembled donors that with their "generous history of supporting this great university" that he's counting on them to fund/endow all the men's sport teams with the exceptions of football & basketball otherwise these programs will no longer exist & that he's also seeking money for the women's programs too

reaction to the sales pitch: near zero interest in funding these sports programs, donors are wondering if rich honestly doesn't know that nobody (outside of knowlton & jenny) truly gives a **** about olympic sports (or medals/trophies) or funding their existence or if he's just covering all his bases

the process: there will be committees for each sports program which will then build out subcommittees that will then designate a fundraising chairman...no definitive timeline wuz (which is NOT how things work in the real world) mentioned for how long this bureaucratic waste of time & energy will take place

the end result: minimal dollars will be actually raised & even fewer dollars collected cash in hand

cal athletic strategic plan: read this document signed by cal's current athletic director & the outgoing chancellor, check out priority #1 & priority #5...this wuz sent to me as a primary reason why one particular mega donor is not gonna write a check for this "timeshare sales pitch" campaign
https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx

feedback responses: this surprised me but a majority of them think shocky is way too optimistic (even gotta unsolicited psychoanalysis that as a haas biz ad grad that i irrationally think that fellow haas biz ad grad rich thinks like me) re: lyons taking control of the athletic department before it's too late...several of them view him as likable & a sports fan but also an academian & an administrator with no real world experience who has "never been a ceo or run a company" with profit/loss capitalism...when shocky mentioned rich's past work at goldman sachs in new york city it wuz pointed out to me that this wuz in a corporate training role, he wuz not a rainmaking bro of wall street...almost everybody shocky spoke to mentioned that the inclusion of knowlton on the zoom call suggests that the current bureaucratic wasteful spending of the athletic department is gonna continue but now that lyons wants donors to dig them outta that financial hole which is not gonna happen...another donor tole me he thinks berkeley may not be a world top 100 university in a decade from now...if that's the case shocky will need to adapt & just brag about graduating from stinson beach high school then...funniest feedback comment: one donor views knowlton as "the toy soldier" in toy story blah blah blah march march march blah blah blah

biggest takeaway: rich doesn't enjoy the full support of the mega donors that i thought he had & the rightsizing of the cal athletic department isn't gonna happen anytime soon

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check out the quote from ohio state president ted carter re: varsity teams:

"...may start to act more like a club sport"

https://swimswam.com/ohio-state-ad-expects-roster-cuts-some-sports-to-act-like-a-club-sport-in-compliance-with-house-v-ncaa-rulings/

this rightsizing of the athletic department is despite revenues of $251,600,000+ in the last fiscal year, the transparent athletic director ross bjork tole the university board of trustees that the 150+ reduction in student athletes will be formally announced during the 1st quarter of 2025

Sigh......

https://instagr.am/p/C5UECbfvBXv
https://instagr.am/p/CQg9xhYjQ-Y
wut me worry??

76 South 🔥 🐅
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🎥 Brayden Vierra-Hiromoto
IG: ConstructedbyBray pic.twitter.com/ZAaVTep5Je

— James Campbell High School Football (Varsity) (@SaberFootballHI) August 28, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C-BtNViy7FL
cal's tropical thunder BIG 3#

SIX straight birdies for @Collin_Morikawa! 🔥

Safe to say he's enjoying East Lake's restored back nine. pic.twitter.com/k1Tm9sHWph

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 29, 2024

2024 pga championship at east lake: 1st round update

after walking with collin morikawa last week in colorado today's opening round of 66 is not surprising, all facets of his game including his mental frame of mind (when the haas biz ad grad is smiling it's go time, baby!!)...one noticeable development in his game in speaking with his longtime (since childhood in so cal) golf coach rick sessinghaus at castle pines is getting back to a more instinctive (and fun, not tryna be perfect) style of play...gone are the mark blackburn era wipey azz floaty cuts, collin is hitting his driver now with a much more piercing lower trajectory with explosive first bounces in the fairways...morikawa is tied for 2nd with the adjusted fed ex scoring format & also tied for 2nd in actual stroke play (which is the point allocation for official world golf rankings)

Turning up the heat on the back nine 🔥@Collin_Morikawa | @TOURChamp pic.twitter.com/hYRboCYGNs

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 29, 2024

https://www.ajc.com/sports/golf/one-pep-talk-six-consecutive-birdies-moves-collin-morikawa-up-at-tour-championship/Z5GG4U6OHZAAFBX6BJT4RETFAQ/

with elite 1st in the field ball striking from his dialed in irons (16 of 18 greens in regulation) despite hitting only 5 of 14 fairways ben an shot a 69 & is tied for 20th

Tight lies at East Lake this week 😅@ByeongHunAn with a beauty from the cart path. pic.twitter.com/X4VfJQiN5q

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 29, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C-8LlS7u9bz
#24 north carolina state wolfpack 38
western carolina catamounts 21

shocky not impressed with nc state in their home opener, the pack wuz losing 21-17 heading into the 4th quarter before making a rally

defensively the wolfpack gave up 6.3 yards per rush & allowed 24 receptions for 241 yards

offensively, the starting 5 o-line is the team's biggest weakness tho mercurial wideout kevin conception (9 receptions for 121 yards) is a 1st team all acc kinda receiving threat from qb1 grayson mccall (heady field general with a non nfl arm)

nc state & their napa inebriated fanbase of old white men wearing flannel shirts who've never been outta the carolinas will be visiting berkeley on saturday october 19th

https://instagr.am/p/7ivzXDGO8w
wake forest demon deacons 45
north carolina a&t aggies 13

wake's qb1 hank bachmeier led the nation in completions outta bounds last season but rebounded tonite with an efficient 18 of 28 for 263 yard & 3 tds with no interceptions...demond claiborne is a legit threat with the ball in his hands with 17 carries for 135 yards

defensively the deacons are not imposing in their front 7, all american jaydn ott will be a big part of the bears gameplan when they visit beautiful winston-salem (coore & crenshaw's old town is a short walk thru the woods from campus) for a fun friday night acc battle on november 8th

yeah shocky's only true idol in life is genius golf architect bill coore (lives in north scottsdale, his wife sue just shakes her head when she sees me cuz she knows ima gonna ask her husband 15 minutes of specific c&c design strategy questions re holes worldwide) is a demon deacon grad, he knows berkeley gotta lotta winners in the world

fun fact: steely dan wrote this song about wf star deacon jones

The wait is finally over... they're in the game 😁#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/uvCZDdRuel

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) August 29, 2024

Week 1 vs Mullen, CO @GregBiggins @ChadSimmons_ @adamgorney @RivalsFriedman @CreanFootball @PrototypePlaye2 pic.twitter.com/rgqL0W5MZ0

— Carter Jones (@carterjones07) August 27, 2024

2025 3.8 gpa PHYSICAL inside backer cal commit#

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
exclusive cal's monster class announcement:

shocky has still NOT selected an outfit for tomorrow's exciting as **** 2024 season opener vs them high gpa/chips on their shoulders uc davis aggies at 2:00 pm at memorial stadium on planet earth

r some of ur favorite memories in life from listening to the cal band play separate ways while the seagulls circle from high above further afar after jaydn ott takes it 75+ yards to the ******* house after a PITCHOUT in wide open space on the edges of ur wildest dreams while the cannon on tightwad hill KABOOOOMS??

https://instagr.am/p/C_RG8J6OS_g


clothes r for uptight losers (when we're off to the races)#

Cal commit Anthony League of LB Millikan with 179 yards rushing, four TDs vs. Carson. pic.twitter.com/2eiP9XcFMl

— eric sondheimer (@latsondheimer) August 30, 2024

2025 3.9 gpa high motor running back cal commit#

cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE relationships update:

https://instagr.am/p/C_BOZq4u7Vj
my yoga buddy jaylen brown getting walked to one of his cars (but no worries, the only person on planet earth that got more gfs than jaydn ott is jb)

can we plz be absolutely sure (whose marketing ur ****)??#

If you want FREE tickets to the Cal football game tomorrow, you can get them at this link:https://t.co/wVEvJn6jUX

Please use promo code:

NEXTLEVEL24

Now you truly have NO excuse @BerkeleyFog !!!

— TwistNHook (@TwistNHook) August 30, 2024

question for markeisha, knowlton & lyons, why not just transparently offer FREE tixs to ALL students instead of this dumb as **** convuluted giveaway????

tarp management bureaucrats (25,000+ EMPTY seats tomorrow)#

Shocky1 said:

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question for markeisha, knowlton & lyons, why not just transparently offer FREE tixs to ALL students instead of this dumb as **** convuluted giveaway????

tarp management bureaucrats (25,000+ EMPTY seats tomorrow)#

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Convoluted? Not sure what you want, the link & promo code goes directly to the ticket site that everybody uses for the e-tickets. Students use phones.