Pittstop said:

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Shocky1 said:

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If you want FREE tickets to the Cal football game tomorrow, you can get them at this link:https://t.co/wVEvJn6jUX

Please use promo code:

NEXTLEVEL24

Now you truly have NO excuse @BerkeleyFog !!!

— TwistNHook (@TwistNHook) August 30, 2024

question for markeisha, knowlton & lyons, why not just transparently offer FREE tixs to ALL students instead of this dumb as **** convuluted giveaway????

tarp management bureaucrats (25,000+ EMPTY seats tomorrow)#

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Gotta start 'somewhere'.

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Now I feel like a schmuck for buying tickets just recently.

As of 1:30, when I enter the code at that link I get the message "No Events/Items Available."

spotty, with 25,000+ empty seats & a zillion markeisha ordered tarps the seat location on a tix don't mean ****, people can sit wherever they want 5 minutes after the opening kickoff...it's "convoluted" because students that have never been to a cal football game particularly international students will never see this tweet offer...lyons messed up by not telling all incoming students at the welcome events that they wuz inclusively offered FREE tixs to learn about the magic of cal football & start their berkeley careers at memorial stadium

econ, donating $ to the cal athletic department is kinda like burning money in ur driveway, there's a reason that lyons "time share sales pitch" a week or so ago to bail out the department's rampant overspending with zero financial discipline/rightsizing wuz NOT well received by the mega donors/builders of berkeley

grrrrah said:

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As of 1:30, when I enter the code at that link I get the message "No Events/Items Available."

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wowza

Well, if you go to buy tickets, it says "Not many left," so perhaps it's a sellout!

grrrrah said:

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As of 1:30, when I enter the code at that link I get the message "No Events/Items Available."

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New code: nextleveldavis

grrrah, one of the only things markeisha has perfected (other than promoting her career instead of football & basketball team tix sales on the department's time) is setting sales metrics that are easily achievable...for instance after the opening game last season with almost 30,000 EMPTY seats everrett proudly proclaimed that the allocated student tixs wuz "sold out"

only a worthless bureaucrat would think any entertainment event with 30,000 unsold tixs wuz "sold out" by any definition

and meanwhile tomorrow there's gonna be tens of thousands of berkeley students who will be studying at moffett library, doing a late lunch/early dinner while laughing with friends or maybe taking an afternoon nap...these disenfranchised students will never become season tix buyers in the future & when a couple of them become high tech startup $100,000,000+ generational wealth entrepreneurs they are NOT gonna donate to the university of california, berkeley

lyons has decided NOT to terminate the con artist & jenny for their roles with the racism & other abuses of the suicidal women's swimmers, rich is setting a course of non action for berkeley to lose its ranking as the #1 public university in the world

and that's ok, shocky along with jared goff & 2028 future prez of the united states of america gavin newsom all r very proud of our alma mater, stinson beach high school!!!

https://instagr.am/p/CwAqp8HrJ3s

"lyons has decided NOT to terminate the con artist & jenny for their roles with the racism & other abuses of the suicidal women's swimmers, rich is setting a course of non action for berkeley to lose its ranking as the #1 public university in the world"

Is this official? I mean how does Calegends feel about all this and the UCDavis debacle? If Lyons is just going to ignore all of it, what reason does anyone have to contribute to the collective? It's all just a waste - you can have a great team but if you don't promote it or build fans, it doesn't mean anything. You need the collective and the admin to work together.

I am teetering on the lines of simply forcing myself to abandon Cal fandom or go all in. I can't do the latter unless there is a kernel of hope that the admin will change.

^ this information has been ascertained by shocky thru his public information requests focusing on this issue

you can still be a cal fan & at the same time think jenny & knowlton are evil as **** and that lyons isn't gonna do anything (except pose for the camera) at this time

Let's run it back tomorrow.

Scottie Scheffler and @Collin_Morikawa will tee it up in the final pairing again on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/bETPpLWhhv

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 30, 2024

2024 pga tour championship at east lake: 2nd round update

The round of the week so far 💪@Collin_Morikawa | @TOURChamp pic.twitter.com/R8CIphajvd

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 31, 2024

Chip-in birdie and a fist pump 💪@Collin_Morikawa is 5 back and fired up @TOURChamp. pic.twitter.com/9mmXbRJSsC

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 30, 2024

collin morikawa is firing on all cylinders right now including his fashion game with the on point purple shirt/black slacks after shooting a 63, collin is in 2nd place in the tournament & 1st place by 2 strokes at 129 in the stroke play (which is the basis for official world golf rankings points)...instead of tryna play perfect golf (which is impossible) morikawa is just having FUN playing a game he loves on the biggest stage in the world kinda like koa at the doggy dog park

What a shot! 😲@Collin_Morikawa sits in third after back-to-back birdies @TOURChamp. pic.twitter.com/jcfILCbfHT

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 30, 2024

hitting only 13 of 28 fairways in the first two rounds no es bueno with the punishing southern bermuda rough with balls sinking to the bottom, ben an shot a 71 & is tied for 25th

on the pga americas tour brandon hagy hit only 23 of 36 greens in regulation in shooting rounds of 70 & 73 and missed the cut

fun fact: special teams coach ryan longwell is much more present right now than prior seasons plagued by lousy azz special teams while only intermittently flying in & out a couple of times during the season which is systematic of coach wilcox's past view (which has hopefully changed) that special teams can be handled on a part time coaching basis & in the past by walk ons

Shocky1 said:

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fun fact: special teams coach ryan longwell is much more present right now than prior seasons plagued by lousy azz special teams while only intermittently flying in & out a couple of times during the season which is systematic of coach wilcox's past view (which has hopefully changed) that special teams can be handled on a part time coaching basis & in the past by walk ons

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Fun fact: Longwell only interacts with the kickers, punters, long snapper(s) and holder. He is not the "Special Teams" coach. He advises only the specialists.

alky, understood, longwell wuz responsible for the dario longhetto line drive (skulled 3 irons) blocked field goals era (which wuz a key factor in multiple one score losses) in berkeley & wuz not regarded highly by the parents of multiple former kickers/punters in the program who did not find his non encouraging personality beneficial to their sons' development/mental psyche...to his credit longwell got elite specialists talent in the trio of ryan coe, lachlan wilson & david bird this season

coach so'oto is the de facto special teams coach, coach wilcox cites his experience in handling this room at usc which overlooks the fact that the trojans special teams wuz terrible during the helton era...so'oto now got defensive backs with SPEED which should improve coverage units this fall

whether or not the bears will continue to lead the nation in fair catches of punts & kick offs will be a fascinating aspect of tomorrow's game...coach wilcox's past mindset (aversion to risk/potential turnovers) of playing not to lose has been conclusively proven to be a losing strategy & resulted in a multitude of one score losses, giving playmakers like jaydn ott the opportunity to make plays/break open games is a common attribute of winning head coaches

Burners! If you’re coming to the Davis game please pick up a copy of the Daily Cal’s gameday issue! We need to move every copy for the first two home games to ensure we get them for the rest of the year. We work super hard on them and they’re a lot of fun. Plz retweet!

— Chase Lyman’s Left Knee (@GumboCoys) August 30, 2024

The @CalFootball season kicks off tomorrow and Oski has a tip for fans: Take BART to games this year!

UC Berkeley offers a free shuttle between the Downtown Berkeley Station and California Memorial Stadium before and after games.

Go Bears! 🐻 🏈 🚆 pic.twitter.com/4MemzEbcGn

— BART (@SFBART) August 30, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CPtWo83DCM0
yeah shocky is probably gonna ride a horsey horse or something from stinson beach to memorial stadium tomorrow

shocky luvs the reverse cowgirl pose at modern yoga (shut up, shocky)!!#

Thank you Cal💔 pic.twitter.com/wRFYmJnOkl

— Jaydn Ott🇼🇸 (@THEJAYDNOTT) December 15, 2023

jaydn ott got fast as **** SPEED but with that being said if coach bloesch don't dial up PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space tomorrow for our all american his talents will be 100% wasted in berkeley

let's ******* go & learn all the lyrics just like shlocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





yeah this is shocky's favorite song video on planet earth!! (and the OFFICIAL theme song of the cal football program)

https://instagr.am/p/BG2c9tghHcW
friday nite at the claremont (is anybody sleeping??)#

https://instagr.am/p/CVbdU72MAgO

texas christian horned frogs 34
stanford cardinals 27

despite multiple skilled wide receivers stanford offensively got no vertical downfield passing game or rushing game other than current qb1 ashton daniels (only 163 yards passing, 17 carries for 87 yards) running the ball behind a candy azz soft cards offensive line...ashton will resting in icu (again) at stanford children's hospital with multiple injuries before my b-day stormin' the field celebration at memorial stadium in late november under scorpio skies...bet

defensively stanford is a poor tackling unit with no alpha dogs other than fiery backer tristan sinclair who is always one trash talking incident away from a flagrant personal foul

fun fact: both of these teams are gonna lose a bunch of football games this fall!!

Cal Commit Jae'on Young with the PICK 6✌🏼🔥

Sierra Canyon and the Trailblazers Lead Oaks Christian 14-0

🎥 @On3USC @j1young_ @SierraCanyonFB @bruce_bible pic.twitter.com/iaHIYwMjwp

— Scott Schrader (@SSchraderOn3) August 31, 2024

2025 3.4 gpa stealth taker defensive back cal commit/early enrollee#

Money.@MikeMitche11Jr to @cynai_thomas, 40-yard touchdown.@MackhouseFb up 34-33, 43 seconds left.

Timeout @RiordanSports to talk over if they’ll go for it or kick. pic.twitter.com/NmgUvnQ0W3

— Ethan Kassel (@KasselMedia) August 31, 2024

2026 4.0 gpa (moms a berkeley grad) ELITE qb prospect from riordan#

https://instagr.am/p/C_BKOyCuGSs
cal's monster class (is thriving)#

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/CkyhQdPj2BO
tcu/oklahoma joint career fair update:

despite making dumb decisions to forego degrees from the #1 ranked public university on planet earth for worthless diplomas from academically mediocre schools which is resulting in **** situations, both kaleb elarms-orr & mckade matteur got GREAT NEWS today!!!

KABOOOOM, both keo & mckade have received actionable job offers with full benefits (including xxl company t-shirts & custom water bottles) from colonguard to work as intake product specialists in the company's non air conditioned houston facility (which is only a couple of blocks away from buc-ee's)!!!!

yeah it's true that the cal, stanford & ivy league grads that start their careers at cologuard are taking home $100k+ in the c-suite executive training program (which includes all expenses paid 10 day biz trips to ibiza to check out the poopy recycling center plus vip nightclub access wristbands & FREE golf) but that opportunity is not available to keo & mckade in today's fiercely competitive global economy that unapologetically rewards the well educated & ***** over guys who are never gonna get PAID in the national football league

congrats to keo & mckade!!!...go horned frogs & boomer sooners!!!!!!!
https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/board/103683/contents/mckade-matteur-235203185/?page=1



friendly monster advice: wash ur hands after ur shift!!!

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congrats to keo on his triumphant return to the bay, one tackle while running with the 2s last nite plus an actionable offer from cologuard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We did not do it. It was an idea I had just this morning, sparked by the X ideas of others. Too late to pull it off today. https://t.co/woDEr7ReDq

— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) August 31, 2024

the fact that chancellor lyons is engaged re: gameday attendance (a critical berkeley issue that will NOT be solved successfully by markeisha & knowlton) is a positive indicator that building the fan/donor base for the san diego state game at memorial stadium in 2 weeks might be a point of focus for him, perhaps rich will prove to be by his actions an ENERGY SHIFTER

obviously offering FREE tickets to ALL students should be the 1st step

I cannot wait to see the Golden Bears play some ball today LFG!!!!!!!!! ENERGY ON A 🔟⚡️#GoBears 🐻

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) August 31, 2024

the MAGIC of cal football needs U at memorial stadium!!!!#

jaydn ott status update: during the final minute of the game while on the sidelines jaydn wut noticeably limping & grimacing in obvious pain...if the bears played a game tomorrow he would NOT be available but with a week's therapy jaydn will hopefully be close to 100% next saturday afternoon at auburn

dangerous play calling#

https://instagr.am/p/C_WwVrcv74G


haters mad for whatever reason (release the CASH next week in alabama)#

Ready for the challenge.
@Collin_Morikawa will chase his first #FedExCup title tomorrow @TOURChamp. pic.twitter.com/q7HVCHxCm6

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 1, 2024

2024 pga tour championship at east lake: 3rd round update

thru 3 rounds collin morikawa is #1 in the field in driving accuracy (35 of 42 fairways hit in regulation) & shots gained around the green (which is a remarkable achievement for someone whose short game wuz pretty average for a 2 time majors champion just a couple of seasons ago) and today shot a 67...collin is 5 strokes behind in the fed ex format but in the actual 72 hole scoring tournament is leading right now at 17 under par one stroke ahead of scottie scheffler

152 yards ➡️ 3 feet 🎯@Collin_Morikawa goes right at it @TOURChamp. pic.twitter.com/s95F970seN

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 31, 2024

Trading shots 👀@Collin_Morikawa is hanging tough with leader Scottie Scheffler @TOURChamp. pic.twitter.com/b422H8lhNJ

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 31, 2024

ben an in the tougher windy conditions in atlanta shot a 69 & moved up to a tie for 19th

Introducing your 2024-25 Golden Bears! 👋#GoBears pic.twitter.com/asLroyZVQS

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) August 29, 2024

monster blocking analysis: game #1

the bears rushed for an amemic 102 yards in 38 carries for a beyond breaking bad average of 2.7 yards against an undersized uc davis d despite a running back projected to be the #1 rb selection in the 2025 nfl draft

this is a function of 3 factors:

1) 2 starting trench workers injured that dnp

2) zero PITCHOUTS dialed up by coach bloesch which resulted in the predictable interior rush attempts stuffed by the aggies & more importantly will ultimately result in multiple bears running backs getting injured in brutal collisions in tight quarters ala the jet last season at washington & jaydn (14 poorly schemed carries for 45 yards) & kadarius this afternoon

3) continued non existent blocking by the bears wideouts & tight ends with the exception of corey dyches who does not shy away from physically ******* up defenders, yeah he's a BAD MAN!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_WboSaRfiu
auburn tigers 73
alabama a&m bulldogs 3

offensively qb1 payton thorn completed 13 of 21 passes for 322 yard with 4 touchdowns & no interceptions along with a 12.3 yards per rush average & academic flunk out sam jackson caught a 37 yard pass

defensively the tigers stuffed the bulldogs for 36 yards on 36 rushes but allowed 204 yards in the air

https://instagr.am/p/C223N3Ovp1-
miami hurricanes 41
florida gators 17

former washington state gunslinger cameron ward threw an efficient 26 completions on 35 attempts for 385 yards against an sec defense & former oregon state running back damien martinez wuz held relatively in check with 15 carries for 65 yards

defensively the hurricanes brought heat which resulted in only 122 passing yards by the gators but did allow a 100+ yard rushing game by florida's rb1

yeah miami is the premier team in the acc in 2024 & the home against the hurricanes on october 5th is gonna be the game of the year at memorial stadium!!

Shocky1 said:

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demand the ball, michelle!!!! (berkeley's only +1 athletic basketball player)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for ELITE skateboarders)

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michelle is interning with premium sales & sat with me for 10 minutes at the game, tole her she's my favorite women's basketball player of all time (along with gennifer brandon who she does not know) with her unreal +1 athleticism & mega watt smile

to reach her untapped potential michelle gotta stay outta foul trouble, tole her would like to see her not body up opponents 15+ feet from the basket but rather keep a foot or two of space that she can quickly close with her quick twitch reflexes

onyiah is in great physical shape for the 2024/2025 season & is a big fan of incoming froshie point guard zahra king from brooklyn who is a highlight reel with her east coast moves in the preseason practices

michelle in addition to being a skateboard junkie might be the smartest bear of them all with her current grad work studies in nuclear hydration bioscience of phosphate compounds or something

and yeah we both luv lindsay gottlieb & michelle confirmed that lindsay has inquired the last 2 offseasons about transferring to usc

https://instagr.am/p/C0kXT3fvA9u
smu mustangs 59
houston christian huskies 7

there's not much to learn from such unevenly matched opponents (kinda like the san diego aztecs gaslamping 45-14 them texas commerce a&m lions) but it's worth noting that incumbent qb1 preston stone split playing time turning the mustang petroleum keys over to the more athletic kevin jennings for a majority of the game...will be interesting to see whose smu's qb1 next week hosting byu

^ calalum, from my perspective it wuz yet another interior run call that wuz stuffed by the aggies d but fortunately jaydn bounced the play outside for the touchdown

if coach bloesch & the staff can't figure outta way to call PITCHOUTS on the edges in open space jaydn is gonna rush for 700+ yards this season & probably get seriously injured with d loaded up violent collisions in the box

stats don't lie: 2.7 yards per rush today against a fcs defense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!