Get loud, Canada! 😤

Faites du bruit, Canada!#PresidentsCup pic.twitter.com/Cc9WGC8t1D

— Presidents Cup (@PresidentsCup) September 27, 2024

2024 president's cup at royal montreal blue: 2nd day update

ben an & his teammate si woo won a point for the international team...ben is a BOSS MAN internally hitting a drive over the lake on the inside of the dog left left par 4 18th hole knowing on the tee box it's a 300+ yards carry over the water hazard!!

max homa played with a usa teammate that couldn't drive the ball straight or make a putt today, that's golf

collin morikawa didn't have his a game, let's see what happens tomorrow in montreal

weird coaching decision: in foursomes (alternate shots) one player tees off on all the odd numbered holes & the other player tees off on all the even numbered holes...in that all of the blue course's par 3s are on odd numbered holes it's kinda bizarre that the decision wuz not made to have the elite iron ball striking morikawa playing the odd numbered holes

BLOCKING: the physical bad azz relentless downfield BLOCKING by the virginia tech wideouts, tight ends & even the quarterback is a blueprint of wut needs to happen in berkeley to jumpstart the candy azz soft bears running game

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BLOCKING: the physical bad azz relentless downfield BLOCKING by the virginia tech wideouts, tight ends & even the quarterback is a blueprint of wut needs to happen in berkeley to jumpstart the candy azz soft bears running game

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VT's staple play is the jet sweep, with the TE sealing and the WR on that side taking the coverage long. Faking it gets the DL going sideways opening up holes for the RB inside or bouncing outside the other way.

The Jet would be great on a jet sweep with Ott in the backfield.

Now a quick pitch….

miami hurricanes 38
virginia tech hokies 34

VIRGINIA TECH'S HAIL MARY WAS RULED INCOMPLETE 😱 pic.twitter.com/J2pK4IY5y5

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 28, 2024

defensively miami got athletes but they tackle poorly & lack discipline...virginia tech exploited them with their physical 2 tight end sets & PITCHOUTS in the run game which wuz facilitated by their wideouts, tight ends & even quarterback BLOCKING en route to 206 yards on the ground

offensively qb1 cameron ward passed for 343 yards in the hurricanes weather channel thunder attack but also threw the ball up for grabs a half a dozen times, the TAKERS gotta capitalized on those opportunities

fun fact: former elite rb1 damien martinez since moving from corvallis to south beach has gained weight & lost a step

the #7 ranked unbeaten 5-0 canes are blowing into memorial stadium next saturday nite at 7:30 pm, honestly unless ur incarcerated or destitute (maybe living under a bridge or something) getting to berkeley (and not posting on a gameday thread) is the move...this is a winnable game for our california golden bears!!

Things got chippy at midfield between Virginia Tech and Miami before the start of the 4th quarter 👀 pic.twitter.com/ByUzGclmWd

— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) September 28, 2024

wowza, just another friday in south beach, ay caramba!!




the magic of college football (this **** is getting live)!!!#

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2025 class:

john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.41 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
carter jones, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (a degree is kinda like a winning LOTTERY TIX for those who wanna build GENERATIONAL WEALTH thru academic hard work)

¡Por la Cultura!

Proud to Celebrate National Hispanic Heritage Month.#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/ilwm1k6byD

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) September 27, 2024

la universite de cali en berkeley=numero uno universite in todo el mundo!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_5guKXPXnr
82, honestly think ur misunderstanding my intentions/motivations for cal's monster class which is a celebration of academic achievement in berkeley & a love letter to cal athletics, this brand wuz created back in the day with content guidance from my then high school daughters shay & taylor to convey to prospective high school recruits the fact that gpas & ELITE education degrees will be among the MOST IMPORTANT factors in determining one's future economic position in life

this is not a shtick, shocky don't got time for that bull****, he got way ******* better things to do with his time



the monster is opposed to the overly woke lies that u can go to college anywhere & achieve all ur dreams in life which simply is NOT true the vast majority of the time (there will always be exceptions), it's that kinda bad bunny thinking that resulted in the 2023 running back trio of chris street (utah tech), damien moore (fresno state/lamar) & ashton hayes (nevada) throwing away berkeley degrees for degrees that will lead to them living in broken down apartments or living with moms when they turn 30....they have made CHOICES & now they're pretty much ******

the truth of the matter is that cal, stanford & ivy league grads gotta 60 yard headstart in the 100 yard race of life, got it?

shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth thru educational opportunities for those that are the 1st in their families to graduate from college at ELITE universities such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues & so forth if they are willing to do the HARD work in these hallowed classrooms

REREAD the following 100% accurate statement, the cal & oregon football programs are vastly different programs, instead of pretending this is NOT the case u should be crying for the exploited futures of the ducks (the majority who had high school gpas south of 2.75 & 95% of them will never earn a dollar playing in the nfl) disposable gladiators that will be entering the REAL WORLD with scary azz futures

fun fact deux: if the cal and oregon football programs switched players 80% of the current ducks would be on academic probation within their 1st semester in berkeley & two thirds of the players would flunk out within a year

and every word of this is ******* TRUE



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including eugene & argentina)

Fired up early 🔥

A birdie from way downtown for @Collin_Morikawa to give the #USTeamPC their first lead of the day @PresidentsCup. pic.twitter.com/sjgGQ6FoV1

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 28, 2024

4.0 gpa haas biz ad grad standing on biz on the largest golf stage on planet earth (let's ******* go)!!!!#

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https://instagr.am/p/C_5guKXPXnr
82, honestly think ur misunderstanding my intentions/motivations for cal's monster class which is a celebration of academic achievement in berkeley & a love letter to cal athletics, this brand wuz created back in the day with content guidance from my then high school daughters shay & taylor to convey to prospective high school recruits the fact that gpas & ELITE education degrees will be among the MOST IMPORTANT factors in determining one's future economic position in life

this is not a shtick, shocky don't got time for that bull****, he got way ******* better things to do with his time



the monster is opposed to the overly woke lies that u can go to college anywhere & achieve all ur dreams in life which simply is NOT true the vast majority of the time (there will always be exceptions), it's that kinda bad bunny thinking that resulted in the 2023 running back trio of chris street (utah tech), damien moore (fresno state/lamar) & ashton hayes (nevada) throwing away berkeley degrees for degrees that will lead to them living in broken down apartments or living with moms when they turn 30....they have made CHOICES & now they're pretty much ******

the truth of the matter is that cal, stanford & ivy league grads gotta 60 yard headstart in the 100 yard race of life, got it?

shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth thru educational opportunities for those that are the 1st in their families to graduate from college at ELITE universities such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues & so forth if the are willing to do the HARD work in these hallowed classrooms

REREAD the following 100% accurate statement, the cal & oregon football programs are vastly different programs, instead of pretending this is NOT the case u should be crying for the exploited futures of the ducks (the majority who had high school gpas south of 2.75 & 95% of them will never earn a dollar playing in the nfl) disposable gladiators that will be entering the REAL WORLD with scary azz futures

fun fact deux: if the cal and oregon football programs switched players 80% of the current ducks would be on academic probation within their 1st semester in berkeley & two thirds of the players would flunk out within a year

and every word of this is ******* TRUE



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including eugene & argentina)

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I agree that Cal and Oregon are vastly different programs. They are also vastly different schools. Cal is recruiting mostly players that have at least a fighting chance at graduating from the #1 public University. Oregon has made a concious choice to be really good at football. They believe it has helped their enrollment numbers and provide visibility to what is otherwise just another below average to average state school.

These players with below 2.75 GPAs deserve a chance at a college degree and pursue their dreams of playing NFL football. No doubt many will not do either. But that is their choice. Cal is not recruiting many players that also have Oregon offers. The unfortunate reality is many of the truly top football players have not taken their academics seriously ever. They have gotten by being great football players. And many of the degrees they earn if they do will not provide great income opportunities.

I am 100% for Cal continuing their pursuit of the more highly academically qualified players to come to Cal and play ball and graduate. I agree we should celebrate the academic acheivements of those that do come. It does make life very difficult for the staff. When Cal gets a commitment from a potentially great player with the requisite academic qualifications to succeed here (on and off the field) it is hard to watch the lower light academic schools (but football powers) swoop in and try and flip the player.

But Cal has a staff of coaches, advisors and others to help counsel the player on what Cal offers. And that is substantial. The job as a Cal football staffer is hard. But that is the job. They have tools to succeed. The other REAL WORLD thing is these kids with 2.75 (or lower) GPAs are not getting into Cal (or UCLA,or ND or Vandy). Many come from families that cannot afford college. So taking the opportunity to earn some degree however minimal we believe it to be is good for them. Oh and to play on a tremendous team and get substantial NIL packages is huge for them.

Cal is not for everyone. Neither is Oregon or OSU or WSU. Cal wants the best and brightest top players they can get. But some will not opt in. That is life. It is about choices. Disparaging the player for making a choice we find hard to understand seems a bit silly. But it is their choice to make. And live with the consequences.

2024 president's cup at royal montreal blue: 3rd round morning update

it's absolutely remarkable how much collin morikawa has improved his short game in the last 12 months thru hard work, today's multiple up & downs from bunkers & the rough/fairways has facilitated his ascent to the #4 ranked player in the world...technique wise the most discernible change is collin's increased speed/quick hands on these shots which is creating much greater traction/tremendous spin for stopping the ball on a dime

both max homa & ben an sat out the morning matches, homa will be playing this afternoon

Kat Morikawa and Meredith Scheffler were HYPED for U.S. Team’s first point of the day! https://t.co/9YAreYRbhA pic.twitter.com/aEvw9esHXc

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 28, 2024

yeah even kat is pumped up for these international matches but where's koa??

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weird coaching decision: in foursomes (alternate shots) one player tees off on all the odd numbered holes & the other player tees off on all the even numbered holes...in that all of the blue course's par 3s are on odd numbered holes it's kinda bizarre that the decision wuz not made to have the elite iron ball striking morikawa playing the odd numbered holes

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2024 president's cup at royal montreal blue: 4th round afternoon update

collin in foursomes is now teeing off on the odd numbered odds which plays to his strength on the par 3s

max has hit the middle of the clubhead on every shot early in the round & homa has also stopped doing his alex noren 37+ practice swings before every shot which means he's now freed up to play with imagination & not mechanical swing thoughts

https://instagr.am/p/CxMVXb5s-9V
syracuse orange 42
holy cross crusaders 14

defensively hard to tell against a lower division opponent with 4 losses but syracuse limited holy cross to 9 yards rushing on 25 carries while giving up 194 yards in the air

offensively qb1 kyle mccord bounced back from the stanford loss with 385 passing yards but had 23 incompletions on 53 attempts plus 2 interceptions...the TAKERS could have a big day when the orange visit memorial stadium this fall

the syracuse orange (3-1) are significantly improved over last year's team but the bad news is that it's still cold as **** in upstate new york in the late fall/winter

https://instagr.am/p/C5zjgtUrvep
north carolina state wolfpack 24
northern illinois huskies 17

nc state started true freshman qb1 cj bailey who got someday upside but only completed 13 of 20 passes for an abysmal 108 yards, coach sirmon will need to dial up disguised blitzed packages against the inexperienced signal caller who panics when pressured

defensively the pack played better after last week's clemson 59 point scoring explosion but still gave up 114 yards to the huskies rb1...this is NOT a lockdown d that will be exploitable when nc state travels to memorial stadium on october 19th

the north carolina state wolfpack (3-1) are not as good as their preseason ranking, the good news is that nc state's prez flipped his pivotal vote for the acc to extend a conference invitation to cal & stanford

https://instagr.am/p/C5EWzhKhE5v
central michigan chippewas 22
san diego aztecs 21

the san diego aztecs (1-3) got food poisoned on the road in mount pleasant michigan, the good news is that shocky got the sds curriculum brochure & is contemplating enrolling in the school's advanced legoland architecture master's program & getting the gaslamp district nobu student dining card (probably better than fish nite at unit 2 back in the day) or something during the summer of 2025

oklahoma sooners 27
auburn war eagle tigers 21

the auburn war eagle tigers (2-3) wuz one pick 6 away from beating the #21 ranked team in the nation, the good news is that shocky has enrolled zony bear's quick twitch +1 athletic FUN son cj in auburn's undergraduate waffle house managment program starting in 2034 with the hopes he will someday date & marry a high gpa curvy brunette yoga female with good hygiene or something

https://instagr.am/p/CSC3KUKn9Sg
louisiana ragin' cajuns 41
wake forest demon deacons 38

qb1 hank bachmeier (younger bro is a wideout at stanford) lit it up for 254 yards on an insanely accurate 30 of 36 completions & rb1 demond claiborne rushed 94 yards with a 7.8 average but my 2nd favorite team in the acc gotta tighten up the d after allowing 209 rushing yards & 257 passing yards to the commander palace's cajuns

the wake forest demon deacons (1-3) gotta lotta true student athletes (unlike florida state) including my only idol in life bill coore, the really good news is that dance team manager christy (3.82 gpa) just texted me & wants to go with me to a steely dan concert or something when shocky travels to winston-salem for the 8 pm friday nite showdown of 2 top academic schools on november 9th under the beautiful carolina whispering pines lights



**** the crimson tide (and all the winners in the world)#

LFG!! pic.twitter.com/Dg5oAkYgsQ

— Terence Daniels (@terencedaniels) September 28, 2024

2024 president's cup at royal montreal blue: 3rd round afternoon update

max homa is striking the ball significantly crisper right now but got paired with a friend/teammate that is kinda slumping, looking for homa nation to represent tomorrow during singles playing in the final pairing

Another point for the U.S. Team 📈 pic.twitter.com/FSmBoErBrz

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 28, 2024

but make no mistake about it collin morikawa (2-1 in his matches) is a mamushi killah and a star star star star star star

https://instagr.am/p/C_oueZePYP2
clemson tigers 40
stanford cardinals 14

offensively the cards are wasting the program's elite wideout talent including 2025 nfl draft 1st rounder elic ayomanor with current qb1 ashton daniels who completed 9 of 19 passes for 71 yards tonite...the bright spot for the offense wuz true freshman rb1 micah ford rushing for 122 yards on 15 carries against a tough tigers d

defensively stanford lacks team SPEED but plays hard & is assignment focused

yeah shocky 100% roots for the stanford cardinals (2-2) in football other than my annual b-day BIG GAME stormin' the field celebration, cal would've been in the mountain west conference if not for stanford & notre dame lobbying for us to receive an invitation to the acc...and cal will be most likely following stanford again in the next round of relegation, if stanford is not competitive they might decide to become an ivy league type program...the farm gotta 40 billion dollar endowment, they don't need school spirit/college football gamedays in the fall to generate windfall philanthropic donations unlike chancellor lyons whose future funding/ability to pay bills will need to come more from donors/builders of berkeley than the state of california

https://instagr.am/p/C0kXT3fvA9u
smu mustangs 42
florida state seminoles 16

offensively smu head coach rhett lashlee made the bold move to replace last season's qb1 preston stone (3,197 passing yards & 28 touchdowns) with much more athletic/stronger arm kevin jennings who completed an efficient 16 of 23 passes for 254 yards while the running game featured multiple looks/schemes designed to create wide open spaces on the edges resulted in rb1 brashard smith rushing for 129 yards on 17 carries

defensively the mustangs intercepted dj 3 times & limited the noles to 75 rushing yards...smu doesn't do a great job rushing the quarterback (only 1 sack) but they play a high energy gang tackling d

the smu mustangs (4-1) taking down them disloyal florida state seminoles (1-4) who voted against extending an acc invitation to cal is a beautiful thing!!...hopefully the noles will keep on losing both on & off the field tho the good news in tallahassee is that both the pac 12 & mountain west r actively targeting their high profile brand of self entitlement coupled with dog **** academics

coffee is for losers (32 green juices r for winners)#

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2024 scholly roster update: EQUILIBRIUM on day 1 of fall ball

2024 new schollys: right now there are 43 NEW scholly additions

will mcdonald, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
cheikhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion grayes, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, defensive edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 43 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...drafted nfl miami dolphins
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time)
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree (at this time)
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree



scholly roster math is FUN (43 in/43 out/85 schollys for 2024)#

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https://instagr.am/p/DAfYv5zRuOF
uc davis aggies 28
Idaho vandals 26

congrats to them high gpa smart as **** uc davis aggies (4-1) & specifically berkeley grads tyson mcwilliams & blake antzoulatos on yet another victory in shredville!!

That's a major quality win for UCD. Seems like they are a strong FCS team this year.

sycasey, +100, new uc davis football head coach tim plough got the aggies moving on an upward trajectory...tim is an example of someone who is a better head coach than a position coach as the tight end room in berkeley is 100% in better hands from a recruiting/development perspective with future head coach in waiting mike saffell

shocky is also a big fan of the marketing content produced by the uc davis football program & cori the rocket doggy dog!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_o_KkZxFBx
such a goooood girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON GRIZZELL KNEW https://t.co/KjGEr6PDcg

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) September 29, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/DAeWNsfOzin


GAMEDAY & them miami hurricanes blowing into berkeley next saturday per the weather channel (these haters on my body, shake 'em off)#

ATTENTION @espn: #Calgorithm cordially INVITES @CollegeGameDay TO BERKELEY on 10/5!

* HELMETS for CORSO by @BerkeleyFurries!

* VEGAN TREATS for @KirkHerbstreit's dog! 🐕 (Don't worry Kirk, FSU hates us too!)

* BARS🍻 and DISPENSARIES🌲 for @PatMcAfeeShow!#FightForCalGameday pic.twitter.com/jZuzP0PJy9

— Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 23, 2024

cal's monster class update:

ucla athletic director martin jarmond just texted shocky promising to overnight 1st thing monday ucla's annual $10,000,000 CALIMONY payment to future berkeley athletic director andrew mcgraw to ensure the entire espn gameday staff is treated with vip treatment during this week's visit to the left coast

martin also mentioned that his ucla bruins (1-3) got their azzs handed to them last nite & with a FUN game on the road at #9 ranked penn state next weekend are moving forward in the program's goal to lose 10+ games in their inaugural season in the big 10!!

jarmond is also optimistic that with the bruins losing 15 current starters that are gonna be out of eligibility after the 2024 season that literally losing EVERY game in 2025 is a real possibility at which point the gamedays might be played on the driving range at bel air country club!!!

yeah exciting times in westwood & ****



8 stds clap (at tao nightclub)#

HOMA HOLE-OUT!
@MaxHoma is all business after hooping in on 1. pic.twitter.com/8OdlAiCEXI

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 29, 2024

cal is a golf school (with a pretty good football program)#

Hey @CollegeGameDay

This is our final offer. 🙏🏼
💙🐻💛

@MiamiHurricanes and @CalFootball OCT 5th. Berkeley California LFG!

The #Calgorithm awaits you. @calfootballpr @CalAthletics @CalRivals @WriteForCal @KirkHerbstreit @PatMcAfeeShow @DesmondHoward @MoneyLynch pic.twitter.com/4mVijuF9Ev

— Ed Quinn (@EdwardQuinn) September 28, 2024

fun fact?: pretty sure ed quinn is NOT a gameday thread poster

https://instagr.am/p/DAZGGiWuRpb
r u gonna experience the MAGIC OF CAL FOOTBALL at memorial stadium next saturday or wut?? (the time is NOW for everything, our time on planet earth is FINITE)#

Shocky1 said:

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HOMA HOLE-OUT!
@MaxHoma is all business after hooping in on 1. pic.twitter.com/8OdlAiCEXI

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 29, 2024

cal is a golf school (with a pretty good football program)#

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Did Max get Kisner to pay up?

https://golf.com/news/max-homa-kevin-kisner-presidents-cup-bet/?utm_campaign=forecast&utm_source=golfcom&utm_medium=email&utm_content={date(

https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
2024 president's cup at royal montreal blue: 4th round update

not yet philbert, maybe at the victorious usa team wild azz party tonite in montreal??

but let's be real here nobody wanna see kisner or shocky "tarps off" (translation: naked as ****) except a curvy brunette yoga female & why would homa even want to see that **** anyways when he got lacey (unless maybe he's bi curious or something)?

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
max homa played like a doggy dog today, mentally tough with natural freedom to swing without mechanical thoughts now that both he & collin have moved on from the too technical teachings of mark blackburn (max is just sending video to a friend now for feedback)...homa is ******* back & he's gotta another victory on the horizon this fall...cap

congrats to bomber ben an winning a half a point for the international team today in his 2nd prez cup matches, ben is kinda introverted (as is hideki) so this team bonding experience will serve him well moving forward

and yeah collin morikawa (4-1 in matches) is just like THE JET!!!! and a mamushi killah and a star star star star star star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



berkeley educational requirement: learn/sing all the ******* words (or transfer to florida state)

cal's monster class OFFICIAL preference quiz for max homa:

max, who would u rather see TARPS OFF?

a) kisner

🚨 SHIRTLESS KIS ALERT 🚨 pic.twitter.com/Ez2eZrVOOl

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 29, 2024

b) becky g
https://instagr.am/p/C-rCjiON-dj
c) leidy
https://instagr.am/p/CbqvEPNtWU9
d) joe greiner (max's caddie/childhood best friend)
outta respect for common decency NO foto will be shown

clothes r for losers (there are no right or wrong answers in this quiz)#

Last guy on the course today. Had to make up for lost time https://t.co/l5o5Dshlfs

— max homa (@Maxhoma) September 30, 2024

^ philbert, maxamillion is probably only chugging a brewski because the team room's fridge wuz outta the 32 oz green juices

Max Homa defeats Mackenzie Hughes 2&1 to make the final Presidents Cup score 18.5-11.5, USA. 🇺🇸

📺 NBC and Peacock | #PresidentsCup pic.twitter.com/FWF0EK388V

— Golf Channel (@GolfChannel) September 29, 2024

report card: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/presidentscup2024-report-cards-for-us-internationals

🐻📈 pic.twitter.com/9cGy7F31my

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) September 29, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C9A9wGORVO0




gameday coming to berkeley next saturday (and we're off to the ******* races)#

Shocky1 said:

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ATTENTION @espn: #Calgorithm cordially INVITES @CollegeGameDay TO BERKELEY on 10/5!

* HELMETS for CORSO by @BerkeleyFurries!

* VEGAN TREATS for @KirkHerbstreit's dog! 🐕 (Don't worry Kirk, FSU hates us too!)

* BARS🍻 and DISPENSARIES🌲 for @PatMcAfeeShow!#FightForCalGameday pic.twitter.com/jZuzP0PJy9

— Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) September 23, 2024

cal's monster class update:

ucla athletic director martin jarmond just texted shocky promising to overnight 1st thing monday ucla's annual $10,000,000 CALIMONY payment to future berkeley athletic director andrew mcgraw to ensure the entire espn gameday staff is treated with vip treatment during this week's visit to the left coast

martin also mentioned that his ucla bruins (1-3) got their azzs handed to them last nite & with a FUN game on the road at #9 ranked penn state next weekend are moving forward in the program's goal to lose 10+ games in their inaugural season in the big 10!!

jarmond is also optimistic that with the bruins losing 15 current starters that are gonna be out of eligibility after the 2024 season that literally losing EVERY game in 2025 is a real possibility at which point the gamedays might be played on the driving range at bel air country club!!!

yeah exciting times in westwood & ****



8 stds clap (at tao nightclub)#

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UCLA opens as a 27.5-point underdog against Penn State.

— Ben Bolch (@latbbolch) September 29, 2024

https://t.co/JwNCQ08vvH pic.twitter.com/x1NX5Sdwtf

— mpete91 (@mpete91) September 29, 2024

fun factor: weekend at chateau marmount (18 holes at bel air & late nite patio dining at nobu malibu)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ucla football game at an empty rose bowl

https://instagr.am/p/C7uBpbISLyb
off to the races (glass bathrooms, clothes r for losers)#