https://instagr.am/p/DBmyBnzSN3k
uh cam, ur one of the top freshman defensive backs in the nation but the bears don't ******* play next week, got it??

https://instagr.am/p/DBmw0smyupL
congrats to coach vic so'oto (who wuz way more fiery/engaged on the sideline than usual) & coach ryan longwell on dialing up the BEST SPECIAL TEAMS performance by the california golden bears during the coach wilcox era in berkeley!!:

*****freshman pwo derek morris from franklin ohio (sorta halfway between camargo in cincinnati and the golf club in columbus) showed remarkable mental resiliency/toughness in rebounding today with a perfect 5 for 5 on field goals & is now an outstanding 8 for 9 this season...with the d1 scholly limits being raised from 85 to 105 next season, derek is now almost GUARANTEED a fully football scholly for 2025 & fully expect morris to be the starting kicker in berkeley for a couple more seasons

*****outstanding kick off coverage/turnover creation by the high gpa/consummate team players hunter barth & liam johnson...luv both of these guys as they also rotated every series as the inside backer next to rangy/high motor teddeye buchanan & played tough smart assignment physical defense

*****penetrating field goal kick block work by both tj bollers & maurice harris, that's the difference between good and great special teams that contributes in a major way to teams winning or losing (with justin just one beat away from stroking out) football games

*****the trickeration punt return wuz not sold enough when caught but that's ok, gotta admire the schematics of the play & now the bears upcoming opponents gotta be worried about punt coverage lanes in future games

if the bears can make exceptional special teams a consistent dna of the 2024 football team, winning out including a bowl game is a legit possibility

let's ******* go!!#

https://instagr.am/p/DBmbppVzhx2

nfl scouts have evaluated craig woodson as an elite physical ball tackler who can make plays behind the line of scrimmage in run support, this afternoon's interception also validates that the team leader/high character true student athlete can also make plays in closing on the ball in coverage (something he struggled with last season)

nfl scouts have evaluated e-40 as creative with the lyrics but concerned that he don't buy skinny jeans like shocky at rag n bone on melrose

THE TAKERS GET PAID IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE (best defensive backfield in college football)#

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (with an acc regular season finale at smu with buc-ee & the numerous texas bearents in the house)

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https://instagr.am/p/DBmw0smyupL
congrats to coach vic so'oto (who wuz way more fiery/engaged on the sideline than usual) & coach ryan longwell on dialing up the BEST SPECIAL TEAMS performance by the california golden bears during the coach wilcox era in berkeley!!:

*****freshman pwo derek morris from franklin ohio (halfway between camargo in cincinnati and the golf club in columbus) showed remarkable mental resiliency/toughness in rebounding today with a perfect 5 for 5 on field goals & is now an outstanding 8 for 9 this season...with the d1 scholly limits being raised from 85 to 105 next season, derek is now GUARANTEED a fully football scholly for 2025 & fully expect morris to be the starting kicker in berkeley for a couple more seasons

*****outstanding kick off coverage/turnover creation by the high gpa/consummate team players hunter barth & liam johnson...luv both of these guys as they also rotated every series as the inside backer next to rangy/high motor teddeye buchanan & played tough smart assignment physical defense

*****penetrating kick block work by both tj bollers & maurice harris, that's the difference between good and great special teams that contributes in a major way to teams winning or losing (with justin just one beat away from stroking out) football games

*****the trickeration punt return wuz not sold enough when caught but that's ok, gotta admire the schematics of the play & now the bears upcoming opponents gotta be worried about punt coverage lanes in future games

if the bears can make exceptional special teams a consistent dna of the 2024 football team, winning out including a bowl game is a legit possibility

let's ******* go!!#

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Took Wilcox 8.5 years to realize it takes offense, defense, and special teams to win. Better late than never. Let's win out and hopefully get a marquee win over a one loss SMU.

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fun fact: curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools like florida state wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world in a highly competitive global economy that unremorsefully favors the well educated

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

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miami hurricanes 36
florida state seminoles 14

miami (8-0) knocked the **** outta florida state (1-7), it's mind boggling to think that a low gpa skool with a lousy azz football program thinks there are gonna be any conference invitations forthcoming in the future other than the taladega intercostal trade school conference (titsc) or maybe the truck stop big 12 conference

**** fsu#

https://instagr.am/p/CfSl6SmNNkC
auburn tigers 24
kentucky wildcats 10

this auburn road win against a sec opponent validates the bears exciting roadie victory against them auburn tigers/war eagles

casual cal fans (those that don't actually go to cal football games but that post on gameday threads/want the head coach fired after every loss) will never understand the in person viewable up close remarkable physicality & size/length of the grown azz auburn football players (the program is only limited by a non exceptional qb1)

Lol I need a picture of Shocky's face as The Jet makes a pitch out to Nando on the broken ass mutt hook and ladder.

https://instagr.am/p/DBj4cBBxOtj
smu mustangs 28
duke blue devils 27

offensively the ponies qb1 kevin jennings only completed 13 passes (outta 24 attempts) for 254 yards but his wideout roderick roderick daniels jr snagged 2 of those key catches for 153 game changing yards...smu rb1 brashard smith rushed 26 times for 117 yards

defensively the mustangs are good not great in giving up 295 yards in the air but limited duke's talented rb1 to 65 yards

yeah we can relate to the 2 dukie missed field goals but the truth of the matter is that the smu mustangs (7-1) are constructed very much like the pittsburgh panthers (7-0), they are both road games against very well coached opponents that don't make a lotta mistakes that got elite special teams but at the end of the day are beatable by our california golden bears

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Lol I need a picture of Shocky's face as The Jet makes a pitch out to Nando on the broken ass mutt hook and ladder.

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haha, let me know if u wanna meet up at 5:00 pm for pregame sushi in charming winston-salem on friday november 8th, shocky's goal is to be inside the stadium a little after 6:00 pm for the pre game warm ups prior to the 8:00 pm kickoff

https://instagr.am/p/C6cAPM7vpMo
yeah the monster's favorite north carolina artist is j jcole & his favorite course (more scenic & varied in its challenge than pinehurst #2) is old town within walking distance of the wake forest campus



beauty in the struggle (there's no shame in failure)#

It's time to crown a winner in Japan 👑

The final round awaits @ZOZOCHAMP ⬇️

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 27, 2024

2024 zozo pga tournament in japan: 4th round update

finishing with an explosive 7 birdies en route to a sizzling waygu beef 66, max homa is again on top of his game & ready to defend his nedbank challenge title trophy in sun city africa the 1st week of december

missing an uncharacteristic 10 outta 18 greens in regulation collin morikawa shot a 71, collin's next tournament will be tiger's limited field invitational for the world's top 20 ranked players the 1st week of december in the bahamas

traveling calfiornia golden bears (pack/unpack efficiently, clothes/underwear r for losers)#

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Lol I need a picture of Shocky's face as The Jet makes a pitch out to Nando on the broken ass mutt hook and ladder.

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haha, let me know if u wanna meet up at 5:00 pm for pregame sushi in charming winston-salem on friday november 8th, shocky's goal is to be inside the stadium a little after 6:00 pm for the pre game warm ups prior to the 8:00 pm kickoff

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Sadly, I've yet to travel to an out of state away game, won't happen this season, but opportunities will open up starting in 2025. Now the big question, You a narrow grip hashi user, wide angle gripper, or freaky scissors gripper?

Also WE REALLY NEED TO FIX THIS STADIUM HYPE MUSIC ISSUE!
bad for our players!
bad for cal band!
bad for micmen!
bad for tradition!
bad for safety!

For the third game in a row, a massive subwoofer has been placed on the field directly in front of the @CalBand. Despite being on wheels and repeated complaints of headaches and tinnitus after every game, it apparently must be placed at this very specific location directly… pic.twitter.com/WlOCzUCbTu

— Matt Sadowski (@MattSadowskiUCB) October 26, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C-n0vjmSyvl
rkt, shocky is a big fan of a right hand narrow pencil grip with left hand low on a curvy brunette yoga female azz

don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)#

https://instagr.am/p/C_wa034v6mX
washington state cougars 29
san diego state aztecs 26

yeah the azetcs (3-4) kinda choked down the stretch but that's ok, shocky is still contemplating enrolling next summer in sdsu's dual major legoland architecture & gaslamp culinary dining graduate degrees

WHAT A SHOT!! @ByeongHunAn with driver off the deck for one of the shots of the year. #GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/0MVlJZhIEE

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 27, 2024

2024 dp tour tournament in south korea: 4th round update

knocking in an ice in his veins 10 foot birdie putt on the watery par 5 18th hole to force a playoff with fellow south korean tom kim at 17 under par, ben an returned to the 18th hole & captured the champion's trophy with another up & down birdie 4

Back in the DP World Tour winner's circle for the first time in over nine years 🏆#GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/vVEfRLKHHo

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 27, 2024

KABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

the usually stoic byeong cried during the 1st on the green emotional interview & then completely lost it when speaking with his family including grandma with the tears flying, an's upside in 2025 is literally unlimited as potentially a top 10 in the world ranking is legitimately possible

Celebrating victory with Grandma and family 🥹#GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/kU72oSYomZ

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 27, 2024

it's a great day to be a bear!!

this is cal golf (champions in every way possible, release the tears)#

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Lol I need a picture of Shocky's face as The Jet makes a pitch out to Nando on the broken ass mutt hook and ladder.

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haha, let me know if u wanna meet up at 5:00 pm for pregame sushi in charming winston-salem on friday november 8th, shocky's goal is to be inside the stadium a little after 6:00 pm for the pre game warm ups prior to the 8:00 pm kickoff

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Sadly, I've yet to travel to an out of state away game, won't happen this season, but opportunities will open up starting in 2025. Now the big question, You a narrow grip hashi user, wide angle gripper, or freaky scissors gripper?

Also WE REALLY NEED TO FIX THIS STADIUM HYPE MUSIC ISSUE!
bad for our players!
bad for cal band!
bad for micmen!
bad for tradition!
bad for safety!

For the third game in a row, a massive subwoofer has been placed on the field directly in front of the @CalBand. Despite being on wheels and repeated complaints of headaches and tinnitus after every game, it apparently must be placed at this very specific location directly… pic.twitter.com/WlOCzUCbTu

— Matt Sadowski (@MattSadowskiUCB) October 26, 2024

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The speakers and 'music/noise/never ending bass droning' over the alumni section (we are in section I right below them) might be enough to cause my wife and I to go to fewer games. I like going again but that noise is HORRIBLE. Sorry, most of the droning is not music.

Old Man Yells At Cloud. pic.twitter.com/W3kwZ4IPbn

— 🎃 The Simpsons 👻 (@Simpsons_tweets) March 25, 2014

vote for sexxy red for president, andrew mcgraw for athletic director & 82dls for grumpy old man!!#

https://instagr.am/p/C2QQWnlvs3y
coach michael wilson has set the starting line up for the monday & tuesday collegiate tournament at the spectacular st lucia preserve in carmel, it's a 15+ minute jaw dropping scenic drive with abundant wildlife from the guard gate to the clubhouse

1) eric zhou, freshman, shenzhen china
2) daniel heo, junior, cypress california
3) charlie berridge, junior, westchester county new york
4) tony chen, senior, shenzhen china
5) matthew miyamoto, freshman, sacramento california
i) sihao cong, freshman, irvine california

https://instagr.am/p/CyCUfVEv-mY
best wedding venue in cali (shocky didn't say **** despite lacking a social filter, got thxed later by groom/bride)#

rkt, shocky is 100% supportive of the cal band playing more with less canned music, gameday traditions r very important!!

the problem is that the gameday dj reports to markeisha & multiple staffers within the athletic dept have tole me she just likes to close her door & look at xxl retail online shopping **** & promoting her dei career which includes taking credit for espn coming to berkeley for gameday in self promoting herself (if u evah looked at her twitter u would never know that she worked for cal) instead of actually building the cal football brand/selling tixs/innovatively developing the next generation of cal builders of berkeley donors thru FREE tixs to all students instead of taking the lazy as **** way out with her loser tarp management

the cal band is GREAT (but the worthless bureaucrats such as jimbo, markeisha & the evil as **** jenny and so forth need to go)#

^ none of the above ****tards graduated from berkeley, they really don't give a **** about anything other than their paychecks

Another question though, the band director is talking about speaker placement, the DJ probably isn't fully in charge of all the loudspeaker hardware is he? Is there anyone else in stadium game day promotionns? how much does Learfield do? Who oversees Learfield? Is it also ME?

yes to all of ur questions, keep in mind the gameday dj is in charge of their loudspeaker hardware & decibel levels while me is further afar promoting her career behind closed doors

learfield basically owns time slots during the game but they aren't managing the gameday ****show

knowlton got zero interest in the gameday experience other than the FOOD in the esp high donor sections, then jimmy gets involved

rkt, maybe the bearinsider.com will write an inclusive FREE exploration of the memorial stadium gameday experience??

still waiting for the bearinsider.com PREMIUM interview with knowlton asking for an update re: the promised basketball practice facility & also balancing the budget (currently borrowing tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with zero chance of evah paying the loans off) and making the necessary rightsizing financial cuts to the athletic department

those were some great past bi articles that explained that "good person" (he's not, his ex-wife divorced him in vegas for physical/mental abuse) wyking jones wuz a "talented but inexperienced" head coach & that a "nuanced" approach wuz necessary to properly evaluate the cal career of mark fox which included 100+ devastating losses & haas becoming a scary azz ghost town

the truth of the matter is that at this time the monster is the only source for honest non politically correct unfiltered real talk re: cal athletics...everybody reading this **** owes me 5 bucks, put it an unmarked envelope addressed to shocky in the weeds behind the 3rd exit off the bay bridge to telegraph island at 4:00 am, got it??

https://instagr.am/p/DBmZg86xzN6


shocky will always tell u the TRUTH!! (with ZERO social filter)#

89, shocky (it's true, he cries during old classic movies like casablanca, breakfast at tiffanys, etc.) may be a dumb azz but he's still pissed about the decision to schedule a road game to corvallis when the university of calveston's recruiting footprint is in the great state of texas (the roadie to denton/north texas state made a lotta sense)...a real athletic director would've had the networking relationships to horse trade for that deal but not jimmy

Oregon State 2025 Football Schedule 🔒

📲: https://t.co/vilQprQ0lH pic.twitter.com/eV7qu9jJ3p

— Oregon State Football (@BeaverFootball) October 23, 2024

august 2025 roadie w/slim wadie to waverley/voo doo donuts/boating on the willamette w/lil yachty & 5 rounds at bandon dunes (with premium 91 at the flying beaver convenience store/truck stop in coos bay along the way to reser stadium)#

furd doing a home and home with San Jose State.

^ dumb azz scheduling move, these well attended (hundreds of fans for both programs) games should be played at a neutral site like the city park behind the winchester mystery house with 9:00 am kickoffs in order to not conflict with the silicon valley 8-9 years old girls playoffs schedule or something

https://instagr.am/p/C_d2SauJPdV
this is stanford football#

I had an amazing visit this weekend in Berkeley, CA. Thank you , @browning_coach @MWCherrington @RealMG96, for the wonderful visit. I can't wait to come back @LSHS_FBRecruits @drkharp pic.twitter.com/KRGgOoNYKm

— Christoper Knauls Jr (@ChrisKnaulsJR) October 27, 2024

2026 3.8 gpa 6'4" 250 lbs defensive lineman from lone star hs in frisco texas#

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (with a lotta texas friday nite football stars competing in the acc in the cosmopolitan san francisco bay area alongside school mascot buc-ee without sorry azz texas weather)

https://instagr.am/p/DA0-cnsJ9iK
go west to the left coast, young man#

First career start and finished with a Big W!!! #GoBears 🐻 https://t.co/SjEIs4B6q7

— Frederick Williams III ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@FrederickW_3) October 27, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C7FOxpcNL5A
since the inception of cal's monster offensive line shocky has never been so OPTIMISTIC re: coach bloesch's room, the bears got 2 freshmen tackles in frederick williams iii & nick morrow that are quick twitch +1 athletic than can run with SPEED in space (angus & greatwood recruited a lotta immobile granite statues which r maybe great for landscaping the estates of mansions but bad for killing ur qb1, qb2 & qb3)

and also keep an eye on blueshirting true freshman texan tyler knape, his locker room & on the sidelines energy/enthusiasm is off the charts, he's a blue collar worker getting his body rite for 2025 spring ball...the fiery knape is kinda like the high motors will mcdonald/mike saffell but with more size (projected) & length

watched #54 very closely on saturday afternoon, fred is gonna be ******* SPECIAL!!...williams got quick feet & moves with aggression just like #52

yeah AMBITION is something in ur veins, paint a picture of ur vision developing for the national football degree & a berkeley degree and then taking care of moms...these guys are mentally limitless & that's lebron ****



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the city of angels & the polo lounge at the beverly hills hotel)

UNICORNS (3) in berkeley?? (that's just beautiful music)#

https://instagr.am/p/DAyZYV2PnIh
cal softball update:

the california golden bears finished 2024 fall ball's 5 exhibitions in preparation for the much anticipated 2025 season which opens on february 7th

the bears are gonna score a ****ton of runs next season & superstar 2nd baseman elon butler (her only weakness is fielding) may very well lead the nation in home runs, she is literally the jaylen brown of softball!!

Last season Elon Butler led the Bears with 17 HRs, and she looks to be a key part of the @CalSB offense in 2025👀

As a sophomore in 2024, Butler's 17 HRs ranked 2nd in the Pac-12, and her .755 SLG ranked 4th. Butler's bat-to-ball skills were on display with a 90.2 In Zone… https://t.co/YTWE7XGrvN pic.twitter.com/TfuzLm6trX

— 643 Charts (@643charts) October 21, 2024

other established returning position player starters (developing under hitting coach brandon telesco who is as good at anybody in the nation in teaching his craft) are all american shortstop acacia anders (.379 with 8 homers), catcher lagi quiroga (16 home runs), 1st baseman tianna bell (12 homers), outfielder mika lee (.328 with 6 home runs) and left fielder kaylee pond (6 homers) who is also funny as ****

the biggest surprise of fall ball is the emergence of true freshie harmony andrade from surprise arizona (west of phoenix) who is making a claim on the starting 3rd base job with the departure of team leader tatum anzaldo...shocky is a newcomer to cal softball (last season wuz his 1st attended games at grand canyon university) but has already figured out that playing 3rd base is by far the hardest position to play in that u gotta fearlessly encroach upon the batter in case they bunt or slap it but sometimes they swing away with dangerous line drives from literally just feet away, harmony is apparently UNBREAKABLE!!

anna reimers is looking like the ace starting pitcher 1 with ryann orange & ashanti mcdade as the other likely weekend starters

the 2025 bears are gonna go as far as the pitching allows, fiery head coach spencer (who gotta significantly improve as a failing 3rd base coach too frequently running her longball constructed squad outta innings with low probability base running decision making) got a deep run ncca tournament upside roster but not if they're giving up 6+ runs a game...new pitching coach jen deering got her work cut out for her

https://instagr.am/p/CvfYq_ENZkO


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

At Tap Haus.

Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk

— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024

don't be a dumb azz#

Max’s ball speed on his driver just went up another 5mph after checking his phone

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) October 26, 2024

50 year friendships (start as teammates in berkeley who know ur swing forevah)#

not so fun pga fact: collin is not entered in the field at this time for next month's tiger tournament in the bahamas for the world top 20 players...shocky cancelling flights/hotel/rental car/wild piglets tour/nobu atlantis as we speak

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📸 North Vue Media pic.twitter.com/mVX9fIr1bm

— Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele (@JaronKeawe) October 7, 2024

3.75 gpa (not as high as princess courtney's glimmering 4.2 gpa, clean up in aisle 7) lefty from ewa beach 100% focused on winning a hawaii state championship with his brahs in this moment of love#

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Hawai’i Rainbow Warriors QB John-Keawe
Sagapolutele on carrying the family legacy.

🎥🎤 @justinbaptiz#JohnKeaweSagapolutele #HawaiiFB #NCAAFB #MWFB #AtThePEAK #BRADDAHHOOD #BowsTogether #GoBows #GuavaPress pic.twitter.com/CPHLJVPWN1

— GuavaPressMedia (@GuavaPressMedia) October 10, 2024

won't stop til it's over#

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cal's monster class OFFICIAL jaron keawe sagapolutele recruiting update:

jks spent the majority of his time on his official visit to oregon this weekend with fellow hawaiian southpaw ducks qb1 dillon gabriel who explained how the program stacks qbs & that u gotta be ready when (and if) ur opportunity ever arises...there wuz little to none information provided re: the value of an oregon degree

next up for sagapolutele is an official visit to georgia on november 16th for the bulldogs game against tennessee, this will be a highly structured/scripted 48 hours as the dogs staff works to ensure that the deep south's not so subtle racism isn't evident to jaron & his family

the cal staff is working to get jaron to visit again the world's #1 ranked public university in the world for an unofficial visit when they play also academically elite stanford in the big game at memorial stadium on november 23rd

the 3.75 gpa hard working true student athlete is a december graduate from high school & will be enrolling in college in january of 2025 in order to compete in spring ball