cal's monster offensive line

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Oski87 said:

Yellow helmet with Cf as well. Confuse the enemy. Or a different one on each side...
87, r u a big fan or not of shocky's suggestion that the bears helmets should be stenciled on the side near the logo with each player's high school gpa??

**** disloyal low gpa florida state#
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acc announcer: great game, hank, what wuz the key to playing well on your triumphant return to california?

hank: why don't you got no SMOKESHOW ponytail or something?

acc announcer: so do u wanna palm my azz or something??

hank: let's ******* go!!

acc network producer: that's a wrap!!, CUT to the duke vs boston college women's volleyball coverage!!

this is wake forest football (dangerous when unleashed)#
shocky is packing up his **** & getting to walk down the street to a highly recommended japanese restaurant (sushi rose cocktails bar) when it opens at 5:00 pm to ensure a quick in/out in order to get to the stadium prior to the 6:30 pm special teams early warm ups and hank b's girlfriend just tole me to quick making up **** about her boyfriend

whatever

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sushi rose & cocktail bar in downtown is a new culinary spot & is as good as anything in berkeley, the a5 waygu nigiri is exceptional plus all the staff got ponytails

better than holding cell dog food (if shocky gets arrested by campus police tonite for stormin' the field)#
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8:08 pm: bloesch calls the 1st PITCHOUT of the 2024 season, jaydn ott gets to the edge in open space & is OFF TO THE RACES for an epic 75 yard touchdown run for the ages!!

9:46 pm: longwell tells pwo derek morris during halftime after drilling 2 outta 2 fields goal including one from 53 yards into a slight breeze that he's not gonna get a scholly in 2025

10:24 pm: THE JETT!!!! takes a PITCHOUT 69 yards for an electric touchdown run which culminates in javian doing a 3-axel somersault in the wake endzone which triggers the gymnastics crazy demon deacons cheer/dance teams tryna rip off his uniform but jamaal wiley rushes in to save his azz!!

10:47 pm: after getting sacked for the 5th time following the 3rd TAKERS interception national out of bounds completion leader hank b declares his intention to transfer to uc davis for the aggies fcs national championship run

11:37 pm: shocky is a one man california golden bear STORMIN' THE FIELD team & is arrested/handcuffed after an espn highlighted chase prolonged by the monster's quick twitch +1 athleticism

11:52 pm: wilcox refuses to use his get outta jail card for shocky & general knowlton tells the campus police to waterboard the monster

1:17 am: a sympathetic curvy brunette yoga campus police cadet female with a SMOKESHOW ponytail sneaks shocky outta the side door telling him "someday our paths will cross again & we will do naked yoga!!"...shocky tells her his # is 480-867-5309

1:56 am: shocky starts asking around in winston-salem "where the **** is the nearest buc-ee's??"...a triple chocolate fudge slab with fuschia sprinkles is a glorious way to celebrate the bears 1st acc victory!!

2:49 am: a sugar infused shocky finally finds a phone booth & calls his only idol in life wake forest grad bill coore: re his FUN day in winston-salem but his wife sue answers the call with "bill, if you ever call this number again we will file a restraining order against you!" before abruptly/kinda rudely hanging up





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the MAGIC of cal football (beats in the frantic heartbeats of everyone emotionally involved with the 2024 bears)#
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how u doin' liam??

it wuz late in the game with a potentially really ******* bad/devestating movie on auto replay when u made a high football iq anticipatory jump on the route of a hank b spiral over the middle of the field for the epic interception as the cal sidelines literally exploded in indescribable happiness...it wuz a football play by a football player on a football & it sealed the california golden bears 1st acc victory evah!!

and this isn't the 1st time you've delivered an ice in ur veins moneyball in a clutch moment, the truth is that if the bears had closed out north carolina state ur literally taking the ball away from wolfpack kickoff returner would've been the game winning moment

u had never even been to the left coast before committing to the #1 ranked public university in the world after earning an ivy league degree on the eastcoastie, hopefully when u drive past the wawa down the turnpike on the way to the jersey shore someday ur gonna forever remember tonite's celebration with ur teammates at ur alma mater

and yeah the kinda emotional david reese screaming at the top of his lungs at the wake forest student section behind the bench after ur pick to **** off wuz pretty great too!!

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congrats to coach vic so'oto (who wuz way more fiery/engaged on the sideline than usual) & coach ryan longwell on dialing up the BEST SPECIAL TEAMS performance by the california golden bears during the coach wilcox era in berkeley!!:

*****freshman pwo derek morris from franklin ohio (sorta halfway between camargo in cincinnati and the golf club in columbus) showed remarkable mental resiliency/toughness in rebounding today with a perfect 5 for 5 on field goals & is now an outstanding 8 for 9 this season...with the d1 scholly limits being raised from 85 to 105 next season, derek is now almost GUARANTEED a fully football scholly for 2025 & fully expect morris to be the starting kicker in berkeley for a couple more seasons

*****outstanding kick off coverage/turnover creation by the high gpa/consummate team players hunter barth & liam johnson...luv both of these guys as they also rotated every series as the inside backer next to rangy/high motor teddeye buchanan & played tough smart assignment physical defense

*****penetrating field goal kick block work by both tj bollers & maurice harris, that's the difference between good and great special teams that contributes in a major way to teams winning or losing (with justin just one beat away from stroking out) football games

*****the trickeration punt return wuz not sold enough when caught but that's ok, gotta admire the schematics of the play & now the bears upcoming opponents gotta be worried about punt coverage lanes in future games

if the bears can make exceptional special teams a consistent dna of the 2024 football team, winning out including a bowl game is a legit possibility

let's ******* go!!#
cal special teams r SPECIAL!!

shocky is no longer of the dumb azz opinion that coach wilcox gotta hire a dedicated special teams coach after the 2024 season, coach so'oto (it's FUN to see how vic has taken his emotional sideline demeanor to a wwe whole another level) & coach longwell (ryan is encouraging/emotionally supporting his kickers, snapper/holder during the 75 minute pregame warm ups) wuz the key coaches to deliver the win tonite!!

and yeah hunter barth continues to make fumble inducing violent collisions on kickoff coverage as the consummate teammate/true student athlete...not sure if the acc got special teams awards but if so then hunter & liam are both 2024 1st team honorees

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frederick williams iii is well put together & quick twitch mobile in pregame warm ups, he got ELITE upside#
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cal's monster offensive line update:

*****the importance of right guard sioape vatikani returning cannot be underestimated, vati is a true difference maker among the trench workers

*****blueshirt freshman frederick williams iii played an outstanding 1st collegiate game (had never evah taken even a snap before this afternoon) at right tackle with the exception of the holding (grabbing the jersey) of the defender as nando scrambled towards the student section...fred is a quick twitch +1 athlete who like left tackle nick morrow gives the bears 2 HUGE UPSIDE young tackles that are mobile/can run in space for the next couple of seasons!!

*****fiery center will mcdonald has significantly improved the accuracy/timing of his snaps & left late in the game holding his arms/fingers

*****starting left guard rush reimers plays hard & is continuing to adapt to this season's higher level of competition

*****great to see bastian swinney, matthew wykoff, victor stoffel, braden miller & trent ramsey get gameday snaps

*****cal's monster offensive line did a great job of protecting mendoza in pass pro but this upcoming bye week will be important for continuing to work on the silent count snaps as the bears are still the 2nd most worser penalized team in college football with illegal motion flags
MAJOR cal's monster offensive line update:

the new starting line up for the final 3 acc battles took a majority of the snaps tonite in winston-salem (from right to left):

*****frederick williams iii: right tackle
*****tj sessions: right guard
*****will mcdonald: center (on the money snaps tonite!!)
*****sioape vatikani: left guard
*****nick morrow: left tackle
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how u doin' liam??

it wuz late in the game with a potentially really ******* bad/devestating movie on auto replay when u made a high football iq anticipatory jump on the route of a hank b spiral over the middle of the field for the epic interception as the cal sidelines literally exploded in indescribable happiness...it wuz a football play by a football player on a football & it sealed the california golden bears 1st acc victory evah!!

and this isn't the 1st time you've delivered an ice in ur veins moneyball in a clutch moment, the truth is that if the bears had closed out north carolina state ur literally taking the ball away from wolfpack kickoff returner would've been the game winning moment

u had never even been to the left coast before committing to the #1 ranked public university in the world after earning an ivy league degree on the eastcoastie, hopefully when u drive past the wawa down the turnpike on the way to the jersey shore someday ur gonna forever remember tonite's celebration with ur teammates at ur alma mater

and yeah the kinda emotional david reese screaming at the top of his lungs at the wake forest student section behind the bench after ur pick to **** off wuz pretty great too!!


If he comes to the Jersey Shore, he gets a real hoagie on me, let alone a beer at Josie Kelly's...
Turnpike doesn't go to the Jersey Shore, but a small nit pik(save AC Expressway and Garden State Parkway for future Liam references)....you can't teach "Jersey Baby" tough...even if he did cross the bridge everyday in HS to go to St. Joe's Prep in Philly...which hopefully sends more players to the ACC Golden Bears!
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mb, if u tole me that in 20 years from now that liam & hunter gonna have built generational wealth, shocky would believe in u
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demond clairborne update:

it's a perfect fall afternoon in downtown winston-salem (5 miles from campus) with ideal high 70s temps & just a puff of wind so shocky is working (POW!!) outside on the patio of the cute as **** washington perk cafe on 4th street when shocky asks the guy wearing sweatpants, a wake football t-shirt & earbuds walking by if he's demond clairborne?...demond (who is walking normally with no limp/brace on his leg or wrap on his shoulder) takes out his buds & gives me a big smile & says "yeah, that's me!"...dude is around my height but constructed with a marshawn lower body, he's NOT gonna go down with the 1st hit

asked clairborne if he's gonna roll tonite?...he tole me "that's the plan"

we fist bump & shocky tells him "go bears!"

the waitress here tells me the demon deacon gameday hotel is just around the corner so his walking by himself 4-5 hours before kickoff is not really surprising

cal's monster class boots on the ground non award winning investigative journalism#

moving forward shocky's favorite acc opponent player is demond clairborne, he kinda reminds me of my rescue doggy dog benji aka scrappy doo who also got an indefatigable spirit despite his diminutive size...on his rushing td near the goal line demond wuz kinda like an unstoppable bowling ball (not running high) no more than 40 inches off the ground!!

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inside backer teddye buchanan's dad tole me last nite that his son wanted to transfer to cal after his first couple of seasons at uc davis but that he tole him that wuz not gonna happen until get got his shredville degree

yeah teddye is a mutt of mixed descent like shocky, he didn't get his poly azz warrior hair from his old man that's for sure but who knows maybe his flowing surfer locks r really just ******* hair extensions or something

family gotta close relationship with coach sirmon, they 100% respect his national football league playing pedigree & technical nfl coaching development skills plus apparently peter likes to talk trash too...really, u gotta be kidding me??

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new mexico lobos 21
san diego state aztecs 16

yeah the legoland aztecs (3-6) are inexperienced this season but cal's 2025 september roadtrip to black's beach & so cal is gonna be FUN!!

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Shocky1 said:

yeah the legoland aztecs (4-5) are inexperienced this season but cal's 2025 september roadtrip to black's beach & so cal is gonna be FUN!!
I hope they've fixed their field by then. Watching games at SDSU, it looks like they are literally running around in sand.
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agreed sycasey, that sandy **** on the field is kinda like a crazy azz clown car or something

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georgia tech bulldogs 28
miami hurricans 23

cal's monster class life lesson: the miami hurricanes (9-1) envelope to the refs this week wuz kinda light or something

wut time is our rez at mila (and is sammy singer gonna be on time)??#
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boston college eagles 37
syracuse orange 31

offensively the orange qb1 kyle mccord (31 of 48 passes for a blistering 392 yards & zero interceptions) is gonna be the toughest passing challenge the TAKERS face in the 2024 season...and wr1 orande gadsden (8 receptions for 102 yards) is a nightmare matchup kinda like jack endries...the good news is that the orange are one dimensional as their rb1 lequint allen is not an explosive threat, no need for coach sirmon to put more than 6 in the box while aggressively blitzing from all angles, allowing mccord time to get into a rhythm could result in a bears loss

defensively syracuse is nothing special giving up 313 yards on the ground to ur brother from boston

keep in mind that syracuse in the midst of 2 tough/exhausting acc back go back roadtrips & that several of their key players got banged around against the acc's most physical team them boston bros of the backbay (with their ruddy red noses from excessive drinking) before they travel 3000+ miles later this week to the left coast

cal vs the syracuse orange (6-3) is gonna be a very competitive game which promises to be another epic barnburner at memorial stadium next saturday at noon, r u gonna be there to create gameday energy to transform this into a potentially special season in berkeley??
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san jose state spartans 24
oregon state beavers 13

doggy dogs know that the best time to visit the drizzly as **** northwest is early fall before the weather completely turns to ****, cal's 2025 season opener in late august against the oregon state beavers (4-5) is good timing to go on walks walks at waverley, bandon dunes & powell books

just say no to them cardboard tasting voo doo donuts#
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california golden bears 82
san jose state spartans 53

ugonne foul watch: 2 fouls (both unnecessary tryna defend entry passes to a post player with limited mobility) in 16 minutes (along with a master of the house dominating 10 rebounds) along with yet another moving screen early in the 3 quarter that wuz not called by the refs (initiating the bears offense with onyiah setting screens 20 feet from the top of the key needs to be deleted from the playbook by the staff)

fun fact: as highlighted by the above bucket, michelle runs the floor as athletically as any big in the united state of america & its territories including ibiza!

bears depth/playing rotation is a work in progress: the starting big 5 of michelle onyiah, quick release ionna krimili (18 points on 6 of 12 field goals), the speedy/unselfish kayla williams (16 points on an efficient 6 of 11 field goals), my favorite australian (along with lachlan wilson) lu lu twisdale (14 points on 3 of 6 three pointers), & marta suarez (10 points but zero assists, needs to work on sharing the ball/better court vision) are solid but other than the experienced natalia ackerman (8 points & 7 boards in 13 minutes) nobody has developed yet into the 7th/8th player until clauida langarita returns from her injury

turnover watch: significant improvement: 8 turnovers will win a lotta games in the acc!!

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duke blue devils 29
north carolina state wolfpack 19

yeah the smart as **** high gpa dukies outsmoked the dumb azz low gpa nc state (5-5) in the state's tobacco bowl on carcinogen drive near buc-ee's

dad of the year#
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shocky's favorite room in the cal football program (50 year friendships of ELITE true student athletes/inside backers all with legit ceo upside)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the wawa just down the turnpike from the pine valley exit as she alligator cries **** balenciaga)

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notre dame fighting Irish 52
florida state disloyal seminoles 3

yeah it's kinda mind boggling to think that a low gpa skool with a lousy azz football program like florida state (1-9) thinks there are gonna be any conference invitations forthcoming in the future other than the taladega intercostal trade school conference (titsc) or maybe the truck stop big 12 conference



**** fsu#
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virginia cavaliers 24
pittsburgh panthers 19

yeah the pittsburgh panthers (7-2) gameday experience is FUN, roberto clemente bridge is shut down only for walking traffic with music, food trucks & dumb azz games (like some lumberjack contest or something)!!
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Pitt was living with a four-leaf clover stuck up their a** all year. Finally their luck has run out.
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cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE recruiting/official visitor update:

2025 active 6'4" 285 lbs defensive tackle tyeland coleman from northwest mississippi community college is gonna take an official visit to berkeley next weekend november 16th for the syracuse acc battle at memorial stadium

coleman is also gonna visit academically mediocre florida state on november 23rd & is a december grad that will be enrolling at his new school in january...he's already visited both utah state & boise state

tyeland is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & loves his MOMS!!

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THE TAKERS get PAID in the national football league (but is ur gpa high enuf to get an invitation to berkeley to join this ELITE room or r u just another dumb azz football player that's gonna be working at the tempe cobblestone carwash when ur 30 years old telling disinterested co workers about how u usta ball out for the devils back in the day??)#
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sycasey said:

Pitt was living with a four-leaf clover stuck up their a** all year. Finally their luck has run out.


We are better than Pitt, they just have better coaching.
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calumnus said:

sycasey said:

Pitt was living with a four-leaf clover stuck up their a** all year. Finally their luck has run out.


We are better than Pitt, they just have better coaching.
God, we have lost to some bad teams. We had such an easy schedule. Amazing that some fans are still saying we are average of that Wilcox is average. 41-47 career record is not average . Conference record is horrendous. Even after a win I just feel blah. Who cares. He's still here. Knowlton is still here. Blah.
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82, u should seriously make sure u take all ur meds this morning amigo

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uc davis aggies 30
montana grizzlies 14

congrats to berkeley grads tyson mcwilliams & blake antzoulatos (key players in the teddye buchanan 2 for 1 trade) on the uc davis aggies (9-1) mentally/physically tough road victory in frigid azz missoula!!

yeah as the world changes lyons needs to quit sleeping on pride rock & terminate financially illiterate/pathological liar (where's the basketball practice facility, jimbo?) general james arthur knowlton (who got no social media presence/outreach to the donor/fanbase & is hiding behind a guaranteed $1,300,000+ annual contract thru 2029) in favor of andrew "footballl first" mcgraw who can then terminate/relegate (to berkeley parking enforcement duties) the lazy azz non innovative unqualified markeisha everett (who is hiding behind dei protections for failing employees) in favor of uc davis athletic director high energy rocko deluca as the associate athletic director in charge of branding/marketing/tix sales

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Shocky1 said:

82, u should seriously make sure u take all ur meds this morning amigo

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calumnus said:

sycasey said:

Pitt was living with a four-leaf clover stuck up their a** all year. Finally their luck has run out.


We are better than Pitt, they just have better coaching.
Yeah, we have lost to three teams that we were better than.
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sycasey said:

calumnus said:

sycasey said:

Pitt was living with a four-leaf clover stuck up their a** all year. Finally their luck has run out.


We are better than Pitt, they just have better coaching.
Yeah, we have lost to three teams that we were better than.


I hate to be "that guy", but, by definition, we weren't better on the days in question.
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cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE recruiting/official visitor update:

2025 active 6'4" 285 lbs defensive tackle tyeland coleman from northwest mississippi community college is gonna take an official visit to berkeley next weekend november 16th for the syracuse acc battle at memorial stadium

coleman is also gonna visit academically mediocre florida state on november 23rd & is a december grad that will be enrolling at his new school in january...he's already visited both utah state & boise state

tyeland is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & loves his MOMS!!

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Would love to land this player. But FSU gets the last visit and it is really hard to pry southern players West when they have good offers from that region.

But he is visiting so the staff needs to do what they can to secure him on Saturday. And see if they can keep him from taking that visit to FSU.
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