https://instagr.am/p/DAHCW17Pm9C
boston college eagles 34
pittsburgh panthers 23

one of the highlights of this season wuz seeing 1st hand the successful downtown revitalization of steel town & walking across the roberto clemente bridge on gameday (which is closed to vehicle traffic, there is live music & vendors in a festive scene) on the way to acrisure stadium which is home to both a nfl franchise & also the university of pittsburgh (7-5)

The Bruins are on the board first 🐻 @UCLAFootball #B1GFootball on BTN 📺 pic.twitter.com/W0s5zWK1RE

— Big Ten Football (@B1Gfootball) November 30, 2024

mateen bhaghani with his ice in his veins made 18 of 22 field goals this season including a perfect 13 of 13 field goals under 40 yards which would've resulted in 3-4 more cal wins this season & wuz 3 of 5 on field goals over 50 yards despite the insiders on this board incorrectly parroting that he lacked leg strength

shocky has watched a lotta ucla football on tv this season (more than any other team) & not only does mateen drill field goals but they are literally in the middle 3rd of the goal posts, it's kinda like watching collin morikawa warm up with his short irons on the practice range with his unreal deadly precision stroke after stroke after stroke

if longwell, wilcox & cherrington had any deal making savvy, they should communicate thru a 3rd party like shocky to mateen's parents that if he enters the portal that he will not only get a cal scholly, a $250,000 nil deal (financed by wilcox via bouza) but also a haas biz school admission acceptance letter orchestrated by lyons

and yeah this **** goes on, hanky already gotta an offer in the freezing azz northwest

bhaghani wants a haas biz ad degree, not a ucla econ degree, got it??

let's make a DEAL#

https://instagr.am/p/CasLOoClzup
syracuse orange 42
miami hurricanes 38

the weather channel hurricanes (10-2) got swept away further afar from south beach in freezing azz upstate syracuse (9-3)

I just want what ASU has.
I just want what Indiana has.
I just want what Illinois has.
I just want what SMU has.

Just for once, can Cal have a season like that?

— Not Ryan Cobb #FireKnowlton (@hairtest420) December 1, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CYU4J-GL3hU
florida gators 31
florida state seminoles 11

**** disloyal fsu (2-10, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah)

https://instagr.am/p/C_WboSaRfiu
alabama crimson tide 28
auburn tigers/war eagles 14

probably the most FUN gameday cal football experience of shocky's life wuz this season's roadtrip to the deep south & the kinda lost in time college town of auburn (5-7)!!

exclusively watching cal football on tv like trumpanzee is for losers#

https://instagr.am/p/C3DnJHHpO2P
air force falcons 31
san diego state aztecs 20

monster prediction: when cal travels down the pacific coast highway to san diego state (3-9) on saturday september 20, 2025 there will be more bears fans at snapdragon stadium than aztecs fans

From 3-9 to 10-2

Kenny Dillingham gets the Gatorade bath after leading ASU to its best turnaround in program history and his first Territorial Cup win as head coach.@SunDevilSource pic.twitter.com/BR99t5zcQf

— Blake Niemann (@Blakes_Take2) December 1, 2024

forks up in the desert (with better coaching/less nil dollars than cal)#

People. Passion. Place.

We’re doing this together, Sun Devils!#ActivateTheValley /// #ForksUp pic.twitter.com/9TfN4lagT2

— Graham Rossini (@GrahamRossini) November 26, 2024

shocky's golf buddy mr silverleaf sun angel (the program's largest nil benefactor) has tole me multiple times that he loves the innovation of asu's relatively new athletic director graham rossini (an asu biz grad) who enthusiastically reaches out & connects with everyone (unlike the con artist who refuses all interviews) & particularly his football 1st approach to everything (which then financially supports the other 23 sports in tempe) which included his daring hire of then 32 years old asu grad kyle dillingham as the head coach...prez michael crow got this athletic dept on this upward trajectory by firing a worthless corrupt bureaucrat in ray lewis (who also served as the agent for herm edwards) & hiring rossini whose motto is "activate the valley"

Family!!! #Sundevil4LIFE https://t.co/O4kVkS7mG3

— Coach Dillingham (@KennyDillingham) December 1, 2024

fyi, rossini makes $650,000 which is literally half of general knowlton

lyons is sleeping aka his "listening tour" on pride rock despite his decades on campus as berkeley is heading towards existential financial challenges

don't be a dumb azz#

Cal senior ILB Teddye Buchanan asked if he has thought about potentially sitting out the Bears' bowl game. He says he will play.

"I love this team."

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) December 1, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/B_Vjlg0Ap85
j michael sturdivant career receiving statistics:

2022 at cal: 65 receptions for 755 yards & 7 touchdowns
2023 at ucla: 36 receptions for 597 yards & 4 touchdowns
2024 at ucla: 22 receptions for 315 yards & 2 touchdowns (can't create separation, lacks SPEED)

j-mike expected to enter the transfer portal, utep would be a good landing spot

femi oladejo's final college game of his life (no remaining eligibility):

moved from linebacker to defensive end on the ucla d with no tackles against fresno state, zero nfl upside

https://instagr.am/p/C7uBpbISLyb


no berkeley degrees, future valets at chateau marmont (when shocky rolls up with benji)#

Shocky1 said:

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Had a great weekend at @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/zi79LSxvuY

— justin hasenhuetl 4⭐️ (@justinhasenhuet) November 27, 2024

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

2025 current georgia tech commit 6'5" 290 lbs guard justin hasenhueti from koln, deustchland & currently attending rabun gap-nacoochee high school in rural northeast georgia (kinda near clemson) took an official trip to berkeley...shocky saw him pregame on the field & can confirm he's constructed like autobahn collision road grader!!

Senior season highlights 🏡?@coachdtwhite @JeremyO_Johnson @MattDeBary @theUCReport @DemetricDWarren @adamgorney @MohrRecruiting @chadsimmons_ @DAWGHZERECRUITS @gridironimports #Built4Shipshttps://t.co/t9RG6n0a5T

— justin hasenhuetl 4⭐️ (@justinhasenhuet) November 4, 2024

but yeah justin is not my favorite german

https://instagr.am/p/C2deK6DLdJr
justin hasenhueti is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.75 gpa with english as a 2nd language!!...where's georgia tech on this world list & why is it so ******* humid (with nasty azz bugs) in atlanta more than half the year??...sorry lance but putting on bug spray before teeing off at peachtree is not a lotta fun

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and the home of midnite city)



sei kein dummer azz#

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justin, hast du genug vom lausigen georgia, es ist pulloverwetter in kalifornien, also lass uns ein abenteuer erleben!!

-schulzie

https://instagr.am/p/C9A9wGORVO0

Dear Cal Family,

I have thoroughly enjoyed the last two years being a part of this team and community. I am blessed to be graduating this semester, but after lots of deliberation and prayer I have decided to enter into the transfer portal as a grad transfer with 1 year of… pic.twitter.com/5pl2etj5J7

— Matthew Wykoff (@WykoffMatthew) December 1, 2024

cal's monster offensive line update:

absolutely nothing but BEST WISHES for hard working berkeley grad matthew wykoff as he moves forward into the grad transfer portal!!

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for seagulls flying towards the sun)

Where is 🏡🤷❓ pic.twitter.com/tie9TzcAaj

— justin hasenhuetl 4⭐️ (@justinhasenhuet) December 2, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CucbTn8M9LO
kaliforniens monster-offensivlinie#



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on PLANET EARTH (including berlin & the pacific coast highway)

https://instagr.am/p/CWQudKiLR0V
Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine!!

The Wake Forest Athletic Director just told me that you used your press credentials to vote me as a 2024 ACC 1st teamer & conference Most Valuable Player!!

Don't tell nobody but honestly watching you up close and personal behind the Cal bench trying to imitate my dance/spirit moves to my squad that special Friday November nite was the highlight of the Demon Deacons 2024 season for me!!

If my husband finally comes out of the closet and decides to live with a kind man named Jimmy in Cashiers next door to Wade Hampton, trust me you will be my 1st phone call!!

And don't worry, my GPA is 3.56, I'm very cheerful and NOT a dumb azz!!

Hugs & Kisses!!!

Coach Christy

Shocky1 said:

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The Bruins are on the board first 🐻 @UCLAFootball #B1GFootball on BTN 📺 pic.twitter.com/W0s5zWK1RE

— Big Ten Football (@B1Gfootball) November 30, 2024

mateen bhaghani with his ice in his veins made 18 of 22 field goals this season including a perfect 13 of 13 field goals under 40 yards which would've resulted in 3-4 more cal wins this season & wuz 3 of 5 on field goals over 50 yards despite the insiders on this board incorrectly parroting that he lacked leg strength

shocky has watched a lotta ucla football on tv this season (more than any other team) & not only does mateen drill field goals but they are literally in the middle 3rd of the goal posts, it's kinda like watching collin morikawa warm up with his short irons on the practice range with his unreal deadly precision stroke after stroke after stroke

if longwell, wilcox & cherrington had any deal making savvy, they should communicate thru a 3rd party like shocky to mateen's parents that if he enters the portal that he will not only get a cal scholly, a $250,000 nil deal (financed by wilcox via bouza) but also a haas biz school admission acceptance letter orchestrated by lyons

and yeah this **** goes on, hanky already gotta an offer in the freezing azz northwest

bhaghani wants a haas biz ad degree, not a ucla econ degree, got it??

let's make a DEAL#

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CAREER-LONG 57-YARD FIELD GOAL @mateen_bhaghani 💰💰💰

The second-longest field goal in school history! pic.twitter.com/voVjD9VZLv

— UCLA Football (@UCLAFootball) November 9, 2024

matten bhaghani=the collin morikawa of field goal kicking#

art comes in an infinite number of mediums by people throughout the globe, this foto speaks/resonates with me on many different levels in that we can still be happy while alone in our own little bubbles even while in the midst of other people

shocky don't got many regrets in life but not taking art history classes during his time in berkeley back in the day is definitely one

wut moves u?



our time on planet earth is limited#

max homa update: max has safely arrived in south africa (after watching half a dozen garbage time/pure trash movies on his flights) to defend his 2023 nedbank challenge championship in sun city after shooting 19 under par last year in the dp tour event

The moment @Maxhoma claimed his first ever international title 🏆#NGC2023 pic.twitter.com/IpeRf5vmgo

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) November 12, 2023

one of my kids favorite holidays evah wuz our visiting a shanty township outside of cape town on xmas back in the day & handing out gifts to the locals (do not attempt this without a trusted local guide like lele) along with hang gliding off table mountain & going on safari a couple of times at the break of dawn on the savannah...and shocky brought his golf clubs too (durban is the best course on the continent followed by the underrated linksy humewood in port elizabeth)

https://instagr.am/p/xCSBNphHVZ


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people & magnificent wild creatures of africa)

Shocky1 said:

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Cal senior ILB Teddye Buchanan asked if he has thought about potentially sitting out the Bears' bowl game. He says he will play.

"I love this team."

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) December 1, 2024

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Say Shocky1:

Forgive me for not being completely up-to-date regarding your opinions of the coaching staff.

Can you please summarize you current opinions about keeping/extending Wilcox and his deputy staff?

Thanks in advance, and you can add an extra pic of a headstand if you wish.

I'm pretty sure he's not happy (see posts about mateen/personnel decisions) but know the money to fire isn't there, so trying to make do like many us. But beyond that I'll let him speak for himself

oso, benny is on the money, here's some further elaborations:

justin wilcox: tireless worker who cares about the academic goals/ambitions of his student athletes, an ELITE defensive mind that continually fails to get involved with offensive & special teams...an intensely private person in a profession that favors extroverts vs introverts

brian johnson: good person that beat cancer but a FAILED s&c coach that needs to be replaced later this month, wilcox not having the stomach for this will doom 2025 once again to epidemic INJURIES & yet another underachieving season...this is by far the #1 issue holding back the cal football program

mike bloesch: very detailed offensive line coach that lost focus on o-line development this past year tryna unsuccessfully juggle both his room & play calling duties...not an emotionally available person due to his stoic personality, mike stubbornly refuses to listen to the more than half of the staff's preference for less interior run schemes in favor of PITCHOUTS...this is the #2 issue adversely impacting cal fb

peter sirmon: an outstanding defensive coordinator & ELITE developer of inside backers, his biggest miscue of 2025 wuz not giving hunter & liam more snaps early in the season particularly in the miami game which resulted in cade & teddye gassed in the 4th quarter & unable to tackle the canes qb1 & wr1 in open space

ryan longwell: former nfl kicker/low handicap golfer it's mind boggling to me that ryan didn't see in mateen the collin morikawa like ELITE precision in his stroke coupled with an ice in his veins mental make up...if ryan can put together a deal (outlined in an earlier post) for mateen then cal's special teams could be the best in the acc next season, otherwise more lost games because of missed field goals is a real possibility

aristotle thompson: likable coach with a remarkable family but has never produced a nfl draft running back, his failing to advocate for PITCHOUTS like ron gould did back in the day has cost jaydn millions of dollars

burl toler: one of the best west coast recruiters with his sincere ability to build relationships & sell berkeley academics, burl has also built a now ingrained zero BLOCKING culture in his wideout room which has hurt the nfl scouting evaluations of his players

mike saffell: the engaging FUN haas berkeley biz ad grad is the future head coach in berkeley (our version of asu's home grown dillingham), would be nice if he elevated the BLOCKING expectations in the tight end room before that day gets here

sterlin gilbert: a gifted developer of quarterback talent, he also shares bloesch's texas high school background of smashmouth only interior runs/**** run game schemes

andrew browning: good not great coach in a tough spot recruiting historically the lowest gpa position in college football, andrew is a plus for the program

vic so'oto: more fiery this season is a real plus given the kinda buttoned up personalities of wilcox & sirmon, his earlier recruiting mistakes with low gpa prospects are now in the rear view mirror

tre watson & terrence brown: the PERFECT coaches in this era of college free agency, the are both FUN & mentoring their room both on & the off the field to become remarkable young berkeley grads...and if a player has nfl physical tools, they will get them to the next level of their dreams & PAID in the national football league!!

marshall cherrington: a high energy recruiter who juggles well, marshall has learned from his earlier wasted time/resources recruitments of low gpa academic silver bullets, struggling academically students will be the 1st to bail from berkeley when a better nil offer rolls in

valerie grimaldo: berkeley grad in 3 years is very creative & got a good PONYTAIL!!

andrew mcgraw: the most qualified next ad to hit the ground running (cal athletics is running out of time under knowlton's cluster****) with a football first approach to everything which will help finance all other sports...needs to be more assertive in guiding wilcox thru his blind side

sierra achin: the berkeley grad is a huge upgrade in the cfo role from the anti football/basketball agenda tom lowry who retired last year after carrying out the knowlton driven financial tsunami of loans from the central campus which will never have the future revenues for repayment

beth tafolla-voetsch: a competent administrator, her conference call with donors scheduled for this friday soliciting internal nil fundraising is NOT gonna be well received just like the earlier zoom call (described to me as a "timeshare sales pitch") requesting funding for all the non revenue sports...NOBODY wants to pay for worthless bureaucrats & only a fool would think any monies directed for the internal nil program won't be misdirected

markeisha everett: an arrogant self promoter who decision to not offer FREE tixs to all students & also failing to capitalize on the professional sports team tix competition departing from the bay area marketspace has resulted in tens of thousands empty seats/a lotta tarps at memorial stadium & high school crowds at haas pavilion for both the men's & women's basketball teams...a failing dei hire

jennifer simon-o'neil: the one truly evil as **** person in the athletic department, still tryna lobby for internal nil dollars to be distributed to the star quidditch player instead of the starting offensive line

james knowlton: the general is financially illiterate & a pathological liar (both promising the basketball practice facility which is never gonna get built under his watch & deceiving the uc board of regents last months utilizing 2023 financial data instead of projected 2025 numbers while lyons quietly played along with his deception), he's NOT liked by the football program or even his own staff other than jenny & marekisha who like him are not employable anywhere else on planet earth

rich lyons: means well & loves cal sports in a profound way but after working decades on campus his decision to not terminate knowlton re: the mckeever fiasco via the chancellor's office guard dog dan mogulof is beyond disappointing, if rich can't embolden himself to make decisions his tenure in a time of existential financial challenges barreling towards berkeley his legacy will be just that of another bureaucrat who got paid to look out the window at the campanile on a wintery december day

lance cooper: the program mvp, cal football would be unrecognizable without his involvement

kevin kennedy: see above, his pro bono work pencils out at about 5 cents an hour for his thousands of unbillable hours

randy scott: cal men's basketball biggest madsen confidante & football/basketball landlord of the year

oski: got replaced by buc-ee, huge ******* upgrade!!

https://instagr.am/p/DDDJbtMPeL1
the world according to shocky#

Shocky1 said:

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max homa update: max has safely arrived in south africa (after watching half a dozen garbage time/pure trash movies on his flights) to defend his 2023 nedbank challenge championship in sun city after shooting 19 under par last year in the dp tour event

The moment @Maxhoma claimed his first ever international title 🏆#NGC2023 pic.twitter.com/IpeRf5vmgo

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) November 12, 2023

one of my kids favorite holidays evah wuz our visiting a shanty township outside of cape town on xmas back in the day & handing out gifts to the locals (do not attempt this without a trusted local guide like lele) along with hang gliding off table mountain & going on safari a couple of times at the break of dawn on the savannah...and shocky brought his golf clubs too (durban is the best course on the continent followed by the underrated linksy humewood in port elizabeth)

https://instagr.am/p/xCSBNphHVZ


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people & magnificent wild creatures of africa)

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I noticed the view of the Cape Town shanty town was from a safe distance. And from above.

Shocky1 said:

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oso, benny is on the money, here's some further elaborations:

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copyright shocky

pitts, we spent more than half a day walking the dirt streets of the township on xmas day with our guide lele visiting families in their homes that he knew from growing up there, this wuz not a sanitized commercial tour group experience from further afar

🏎️💪🌁#GoBears 🐻📈 pic.twitter.com/2YQwg7ozxz

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 2, 2024

the hawk capital investment group (for those interested in building GENERATIONAL WEALTH)#

Shocky1 said:

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pitts, we spent more than half a day walking the dirt streets of the township on xmas day with our guide lele visiting families in their homes that he knew from growing up there, this wuz not a sanitized commercial tour group experience from further afar

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ALRIIIIIGHT! Kudos, Shockster! I just KNEW you would never perpetrate a fraud!

pitts, someday the shockster will tell u again (for the millionth time) the **** he made up to get a good grade in a berkeley children's lit class, that unvarnished academic ambition wuz fraudulent

this most worser thing i ever did at berkeley (late nite naked azz flexible yoga against the wall of the visitor's dugout at evans diamond don't count)#

https://instagr.am/p/BuCJVbrgUUD

On to the next. Nor Cal Championship! pic.twitter.com/j1feVwFwHv

— College of San Mateo Football (@CSM_Football) November 30, 2024

the #1 junior college on planet earth for mentoring/developing high gpa d1 true student athlete scholly ballers & state of california championships!!

a mind is a terrible thing to waste (ur mind is the 4:00 am BRIDGE to a brighter tomorrow)#

Stanford's starting right tackle, Luke Baklenko announces he has entered the Transfer Portal

The former 3⭐️ will have two years of eligibility remaining👀 pic.twitter.com/WhmYwVOf3O

— NCAA Transfer Portal (@RivalsPortal) December 2, 2024

potential cal vs ucla & washington recruiting battle: 3.75 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs mobile tackle with starting experience from oaks christian high school on the backroad to nobu malibu, moms a former pro beach volleyball player

fun fact: ucla's moribund nil program is taking another hit with the current divorce proceedings of it's largest benefactor casey wasserman (2028 la olympics game chairman) to soon to be ex-wife berkeley grad laura ziffren (a very nice person & gifted musician)

cal's monster offensive line (needs high gpa quick twitch +1 athletic road graders)#

Shocky1 said:

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pitts, someday the shockster will tell u again (for the millionth time) the **** he made up to get a good grade in a berkeley children's lit class, that unvarnished academic ambition wuz fraudulent

this most worser thing i ever did at berkeley (late nite naked azz flexible yoga against the wall of the visitor's dugout at evans diamond don't count)#

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Lol.

Two days until the #CalFamily grows ✍️🐻#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/O6va5bNH87

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 2, 2024

UCLA’s leading rusher is heading to the transfer portal @RivalsPortal https://t.co/SOqHwh2y5B

— Adam Gorney (@adamgorney) December 3, 2024

BREAKING: UCLA QB Justyn Martin plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sports

The 6’4 225 QB went 22/30 for 167 Yards and 1 TD vs. Penn State this season

Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining

4-Star Recruit in the ‘22 Class (per On3)https://t.co/T9VZpPob4v pic.twitter.com/qbB2A12prf

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) December 3, 2024

westwood: it's getting nostalgic & **** (8 clap & siblings)#

@Hayesfawcett3 @PeteThamel @PeteNakos_ @TransferPortal_ @BrandonHuffman @KTPrepElite @CoachKenion @On3sports @max_olson @GregBiggins @JacksonMoore247 pic.twitter.com/Mumu7A3kk6

— Nate Rutchena (@nate_rutchena) December 3, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C6HKIBmxtDm
congrats to berkeley grads right ends nate rutchena & jt byrne as they pursue playing time opportunities in the transfer portal, jt already got an offer to arizona

best wishes to both of these well respected hard working bears

st ignatius high upside offensive lineman john mills with the flip from texas to washington (grandpa wuz a husky o-lineman back in the day)

Winning in South Africa hits different 🇿🇦 #NGC2024 pic.twitter.com/IrOZQTdmJU

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) December 3, 2024

The wildlife at Sun City never disappoints 🐒 #NGC2024 pic.twitter.com/rxgSyszR7F

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) December 3, 2024

will max play like a wildebeest or a possum this week in defending his title in south africa??

this **** is getting WILD!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the beautiful people & astounding creatures of africa)