Big C said:

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Josiah Martin's going to Oklahoma? Hey, to each his own, but I can't imagine how he's better off in Norman than in Berkeley. We valued his contributions here and gave him some real chances to shine. What do the Sooners have to offer? I see he's from Texas. Maybe it was a "culture" thing, or being closer to home (Denton, TX not too far away).

ill-advised move, imo

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Yes closer to home is a good point. But you really believe Oklahoma isn't going to reload pretty fast? Not like he is one and done.
With that fan base, is it that hard to imagine a bigger NIL? They get more for the Spring Game than Cal averages for a normal game.
Honestly, I am more encouraged that Cal has players that are wanted by a traditionally strong program.
It's now become the tiresome go-to rant to put down the academics of anywhere not Cal, but some of the smartest people I know have Oklahoma degrees, but whatever. Best steak dinner ever was up the road in OKC...

^ 100% agreed, it's my understanding too that the bros of wall street, the world's entertainment epicenter in hollywood & the bay area's high tech venture capitalists r all gonna move to oklahoma to take advantage of the super smart high gpa oklahoma grads & also join the gil hanse renovated southern hills/dine at oren!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_negOMv6SD
oklahoma=the united states of america's largest gas station

Shocky1 said:

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^ 100% agreed, it's my understanding too that the bros of wall street, the world's entertainment epicenter in hollywood & the bay area's high tech venture capitalists r all gonna move to oklahoma to take advantage of the super smart high gpa oklahoma grads & also join the gil hanse renovated southern hills/dine at oren!!

https://instagr.am/p/C_negOMv6SD
oklahoma=the united states of america's largest gas station

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Proving again that nothing is harder to pull off than humor ..

BLOCKED ❌‼️#HookEm | #CFBPlayoff pic.twitter.com/bDomiTPMli

— Texas Football (@TexasFootball) January 1, 2025

warning: the above video may cause severe emotional trauma for those that lived thru the charlie ragle/justin wilcox era of 3 iron trajectory failed field goals by dario longhetto

yeah charlie is still doing charlie kinda things just like he did in berkeley (1st half results):

1) blocked punt bailed out a running into the kicker flag
2) punt returned for a touchdown
3) blocked short field goal attempt that never got 7 feet off the ground

and now wilcox got longwell running off mateen resulting in a couple of 2024 losses, there's nothing SPECIAL to see here

wut time is happy hour??#

shocky your boy dillingham is tearing it up. love the bold playcalling and trick plays. what a performance (even if this ends in a loss for asu)

coastie, dilly & shocky love PITCHOUTS!!

Mr. Do-It-All back at it again!#ForksUp pic.twitter.com/CPzOG45b8d

— Sun Devil Football (@ASUFootball) January 1, 2025

hope asu wr melquan stovall is ok after a violent helmet to helmet targeting hit that wuz not called

the following is a transcript of a conversation shocky had with mrs stovall (wearing a cal bears jersey) & melquan 90 minutes before kickoff on a gameday in berkeley at blondie's pizza back in the day:

shocky: whose your favorite bear??

mrs stovall (smiling proudly): that's easy, that would be my son melquise!!

shocky: wow, melquise is an explosive playmaker!!

melquan: ima better than my brother!!...i'm only in high school but already way faster with better hands than melquise

shocky: wut's ur gpa??

melquan (breaking eye contact): i'm not sure

academic notes: melquise flunked outta berkeley after that season...when anybody tells the monster they don't know their gpas that almost always means it's well under a 3.00 gpa

Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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Hot diggity damn 🔥#ForksUp /// #ActivateTheValley pic.twitter.com/xlS5XEITmV

— Sun Devil Football (@ASUFootball) October 12, 2024

cal's monster class OFFICIAL editorial re: the bears next football head coach

how cal can learn from asu (beyond on how to become a curvy brunette yoga female azz stripper that's wearing zimmerman):

picked to finish last in the big 12 this season asu is arguably the biggest SURPRISE team on planet earth & after decisively thumping oklahoma state 44-21 yesterday on the road is now 6-2 & bowl eligible with program energy/tix sales exploding!!

34 year old kyle dillingham is a valley of the sun native & graduated from asu in 2012, a decade later he wuz hired as the head coach at age 32

asu's biggest football donor/a golf buddy of shocky, mr silvefleaf sun angel tole me this afternoon while walking our doggy dogs up the mountain in a refreshing lite rain that in this nil era that recruiting/player retention & player buy in to offensive/defensive schemes is best done by relatable young head coaches that are loved/respected by every player on the roster & that got true meaningful relationships with everybody on the roster, assistant coaches/staff, the students, the fanbase & the whale donors that are paying for the players every season...as a tempe alum dilly is considered to not likely take another head coaching job at another school, asu is boiling in his blood since his 1st sun devils game at age 6

fun fact: dilly says bad words just like shocky (our moms r not proud of that ****)!!

so the era of old white guys who are unrelatable is kinda over, football (and basketball) is gonna see younger & younger head coaches flourish kinda like berkeley grad dennis gates...dennis is a very close friend with my brah sir richard midgley & has tole me about his 15 minute telephonic dumb as **** interview with knowlton who asked multiple clueless questions when he wuz an assistant coach at florida state in prep work for march madness...let me be very clear about this, one of the most promising young head coaches in collegiate basketball thinks knowlton is a dumb **** as does jaylen brown, got it?

25 year old haas biz ad grad (the only player on cal's 2024 roster in the biz ad program is fernando mendoza) mike saffell is gonna be 29 years old when wilcox's contract runs out in 2028 (after the 2027 season) & he's already building support as the future head coach in waiting



it's gonna take a berkeley grad chancellor (also a haas biz ad major like shocky) like rich lyons to make the right moves to save cal's revenue sports which will include the promotion of berkeley grad andrew "football first" mcgraw to athletic director...it's passionate berkeley grads like the tireless/relentless kevin kennedy along with football whale donor lance cooper (there are 2 other seven digit football nil donors that are not in the jeans biz) working to construct the 2024 & 2025 rosters with ELITE athletes that also got academic ambition...there's no reason to subcontract the athletic department to berkeley grads (which will never get approved by the ncca or the uc system board of regents), it's already happening right NOW

yeah it's gonna take berkeley grads leading the way, retaining non berkeley grad ****tards like knowlton, markeisha & simon-o'neil is NOT the solution

mike saffell=future cal football head coach in training/waiting

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cal's monster class QUOTES of the day:

mike saffell: "i'll never leave"
https://calbears.com/news/2024/10/18/football-they-know-this-is-a-special-place.aspx

leidy: "shocky is right, clothes are for losers!!"

https://instagr.am/p/CKUgUXYDb3O

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https://instagr.am/p/CTLipF4FBdN
texas longhorns 39
asu sun devils 31

rich, our fellow haas biz ad grad mike saffell is gonna be a future head coach in berkeley under ur watch, got it?

picked last in the truck stop academic big 12 dilly delivered a 11-3 season in tempe which is impacting prez michael crow's university wide financial statements in a POSITIVE way!!

college football is changing, a dynamic personality that truly loves the institution is the right choice in today's modern collegiate football landscape that requires building relationships with players & their families/agents, the season tix fanbase & whale donors, academic admissions personnel, etc

Shocky1 said:

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hope asu wr melquan stovall is ok after a violent helmet to helmet targeting hit that wuz not called

the following is a transcript of a conversation shocky had with mrs stovall (wearing a cal bears jersey) & melquan 90 minutes before kickoff on a gameday in berkeley at blondie's pizza back in the day:

shocky: whose your favorite bear??

mrs stovall (smiling proudly): that's easy, that would be my son melquise!!

shocky: wow, melquise is an explosive playmaker!!

melquan: ima better than my brother!!...i'm only in high school but already way faster with better hands than melquise

shocky: wut's ur gpa??

melquan (breaking eye contact): i'm not sure

academic notes: melquise flunked outta berkeley after that season...when anybody tells the monster they don't know their gpas that almost always means it's well under a 3.00 gpa

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Whatever it takes to embarrass a young adult, all in on this thread!!
Learning disabilities, crappy younger educational situations need not respond...we are slamming you too!!

pic.twitter.com/bOe8Sc0ZjG

— Gumpertment (@gumpertment) January 1, 2025

sugar is not our friend#

New clubs, new gear, new year for @Maxhoma pic.twitter.com/R2Ny27cA8I

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 1, 2025

max switching to cobra equipment but still playing the titliest pro v1x ball at kapalua

pro tip for dining at sansei by urself (don't order the 30 day old deep friend barracuda)#

Shocky1 said:

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bowl game rooting guide: it is in the best interests of the cal football program that oregon beats ohio state this wednesday at the rose bowl to end the buckeye's season thereby hopefully facilitating the bears then dotting the i

the world according to shocki#

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https://instagr.am/p/DETkN6GPZDW
ohio state buckeyes 41
oregon ducks 21

good news: the buckeyes 4.4 gpa qb2 wuz NOT injured

nfl draft update: the billion dollar national football league is obsessed with prospect evaluation metrics such as height (sub 6'), weight (sub 200 lbs), age (25), 40 yard time (4.8+), throwing mpg (below average arm strength) & verticality of throwing motion (submarine no es bueno), the 2025 nfl combine is NOT gonna be kind to dillon gabriel

Shocky1 said:

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cal's monster class OFFICIAL movie review:

in that the FLORIDA PROJECT is shocky's favorite movie of the last decade (director sean baker is wildly talented, his cinematic reflections upon humanity make the monster both cry & laugh sometimes at the same ******* time) do NOT miss his latest masterpiece ANORA

u will luv this ******* movie, mother******!!

where the **** did the RING go?? (ZERO ******* commitment)#

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the monster's picks for the 2025 oscar's best actress & best movie awards#

^ demand the ball, vanya, demand the ball!!

https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
it's goooood to be the kingggggg!!#

Shocky1 said:

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Teddye has officially been invited to participate in the 2025 NFL Combine 😎Proud family and a well earned opportunity! 💕💕💥💥💥💥 pic.twitter.com/9CwghsjRye

— Arron M Smith Sr (@arron_sr) December 30, 2024

a special family with STAR stuff!!#

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Finally decided to HANG'EM UP! #RetiredProHooper #GodBlessed pic.twitter.com/Fvoc3Bd3V8

— JOHN TOFI™ (@BIGGTOFF415) January 13, 2019

kinda hoping the tofi clan decides to become the next great multiple player bears family!!

the bridge toll mafia#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and a short drive across the bay bridge for the ENITRE fam/friends including hoop dreams pops on fall gamedays at memorial stadium)

Max Homa at the Hawaii State Junior Golf Association clinic for @FirstTee @KaanapaliMaui. Logo-less for the next day and a half 🧐 pic.twitter.com/GsOuVrrk6q

— Adam Schupak (@AdamSchupak) December 31, 2024

https://golfweek.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/pga/2025/01/01/pga-tour-star-max-homa-talks-about-his-477-yard-drive/77359113007/

fun fact: max homa is gonna unveil his new clothing partnership with lululemon today in maui but with that being said he's still gonna look like an aggressive salesman at jimmy's ugly ducking used car lot in valencia & NOT like leidy

https://instagr.am/p/CY2BnxfoiNm
it's a shame shocky got anton's 9:30 am modern yoga with no endorsements or nothing (the monster does this **** with NO EFFORT & no money honey)#

Shocky1 said:

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Miami commit Riley Williams with a HUGE PLAY for @IMGAFootball heading into half 😤 @ri_will_ pic.twitter.com/NptfMpt6rS

— SportsCenter NEXT (@SCNext) September 23, 2022

cal's monster class recruiting update:

the #2 ranked tight end in the 2022 class miami transfer 6'6" 240 lbs riley williams is gonna take an official visit to cal, the portland oregon native went to high school at the athletically elite img academy in florida (transferred there from central catholic which does not allow its student to graduate early in december) & is looking to potentially return to the west coast with trips also to ucla & oregon state...williams got 2 years of remaining eligibility & would be an impact force from day 1 in berkeley, this is a SPECIAL talent

riley is an explosive +1 athlete that physically BLOCKS & wuz poorly utilized as an offensive threat by the canes staff but still caught 7 passes this season for a remarkable 16.4 yards per catch

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those who think voo doo donuts r cardboard tasting pieces of ****)

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

At Tap Haus.

Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk

— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024

the left coast is the best coast#

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cal's monster class recruiting update:

riley NOT gonna visit ucla, this is gonna be a cal vs oregon state decision with 50 year significant financial implications

TE Riley Williams is expected to take a visit to #Cal

Transfer from Miami, former 4 ⭐️ recruit

Rated as an 89 3 ⭐️ transfer

6-6, 240lbs

UCLA and Oregon are also in the mix for visits#GoBears pic.twitter.com/EwRUHaDlyG

— Golden Bear News (@Goldnbear17) January 2, 2025

Someone out here stealing Shocky's info!

Johnfox said:

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TE Riley Williams is expected to take a visit to #Cal

Transfer from Miami, former 4 ⭐️ recruit

Rated as an 89 3 ⭐️ transfer

6-6, 240lbs

UCLA and Oregon are also in the mix for visits#GoBears pic.twitter.com/EwRUHaDlyG

— Golden Bear News (@Goldnbear17) January 2, 2025

Someone out here stealing Shocky's info!

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Miami was loaded with talented guys for Ward to throw to. They included two very good RBs (one who was the the best RB in the Pac last year), a WR who is Miami's all time receiving yards leader who will play on Sunday, a second WR who will also play on Sundays who is absurdly fast and put up closer to 1,000 years in receiving, and the 6'4" Horton who had 65 catches and over 600 plus yards. Oh and the starting tight end won all ACC honors, 2nd team. There is only one football. The TE room at Miami was the most productive it has been for several decades. This would be a good get with Ruchena, Dyches, and Byrne losing eligibility.

Shocky1 said:

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the quest continues for an immediate impact defensive back with an offer to 6' 185 lbs kapena gushiken from saddleback community college who runs a self reported 4.3 40

🐻🐻🐻 @MWCherrington @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/P36YSlIKxr

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) November 9, 2022

gushiken is originally from kamehameha high school in maui & is interested in studying to become a teacher/coach...this guy loves the game of football!!

watch this video, notice how quickly kapena closes/drives on receivers & violently tackles them, his press/bump coverage skills are also physically impressive & he's definitely fast enough to play tight man to man coverage

UPDATED 9 GAME HIGHLIGHTS🔒 https://t.co/qIiNnN6Bi1 @davidkamalani @CoachLukeSC @Saddleback_DC @coach_crabb @JUCOFFrenzy @JuCoFootballACE pic.twitter.com/LderyE6Q01

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) November 6, 2022

aloha oe e kuu hoaaloha

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Thank you Wazzu🖤🤙🏽 pic.twitter.com/5Z9bWLIYP7

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) December 29, 2024

cal's monster class recruiting update:

the monster is a huge fan of the violent hard hitting game of washington state transfer kapena gushiken who with the recent ncca ruling re: jc players should have 2 years of remaining eligibility

kapena had an offseason recovery from a hernia & then played all over the field with 52 tackles & 2 interceptions during the 2024 season for the cougs

not so much of a dream anymore! #mevsme pic.twitter.com/Dpazd8R2dq

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) January 21, 2023

gushiken just got an offer from the TAKERS brainstrust of FUN coaches brown & watson and would be a legit 2025 spring ball starting candidate with his positional versatility & non candy azz soft work ethic

the amount of pleasure that you eventually experience is directly related to how much pain you experience. #wakeup

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) February 18, 2023

fun fact: as a native of pukalani, kapena is tired of the freezing azz palouse weather & knows that igloo communities like minnesota & wake forest are also too cold for warm blooded polys like him & shocky!!

Never complain about the process you decided to walk through, well in this case, crawl through. @d1journey pic.twitter.com/KRLWLUYoNi

— David (@davidkamalani) July 3, 2023

being cold & dying of hypothermia is a CHOICE (and a really dumb azz one)!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and only one flight for the fam to celebrate ur action in person on gamedays)

foxy, golden bears news is apparently unaware that riley williams has cancelled the ucla visit but that's ok, the monster is a judgement free & inclusive FREE safe zone for everybody on planet zone (particularly curvy brunette yoga females that hate being cold)

https://instagr.am/p/DDmZuu-MQLR

wifey, riley williams gotta opportunity to be an IMPACT tight end for the bears & already knows all about the potential crazy azz activation of the starved cal football fanbase after the epic canes gameday visit to berkeley

and yeah turning down a cal, stanford or ivy league degree for an oregon state diploma & a potential night shift supervisor career at the coos bay flying beaver truck stop (u gotta watch out for them lot lizards with cfm pumps) is no laughing matter!!

https://instagr.am/p/BsRjKz8B3K9
don't be a dumb azz (nobody wants to buy u new balenciaga kicks when ur 30 years old, got it?)#

Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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the quest continues for an immediate impact defensive back with an offer to 6' 185 lbs kapena gushiken from saddleback community college who runs a self reported 4.3 40

🐻🐻🐻 @MWCherrington @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/P36YSlIKxr

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) November 9, 2022

gushiken is originally from kamehameha high school in maui & is interested in studying to become a teacher/coach...this guy loves the game of football!!

watch this video, notice how quickly kapena closes/drives on receivers & violently tackles them, his press/bump coverage skills are also physically impressive & he's definitely fast enough to play tight man to man coverage

UPDATED 9 GAME HIGHLIGHTS🔒 https://t.co/qIiNnN6Bi1 @davidkamalani @CoachLukeSC @Saddleback_DC @coach_crabb @JUCOFFrenzy @JuCoFootballACE pic.twitter.com/LderyE6Q01

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) November 6, 2022

aloha oe e kuu hoaaloha

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Thank you Wazzu🖤🤙🏽 pic.twitter.com/5Z9bWLIYP7

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) December 29, 2024

cal's monster class recruiting update:

the monster is a huge fan of the violent hard hitting game of washington state transfer kapena gushiken who with the recent ncca ruling re: jc players should have 2 years of remaining eligibility

kapena had an offseason recovery from a hernia & then played all over the field with 52 tackles & 2 interceptions during the 2024 season for the cougs

not so much of a dream anymore! #mevsme pic.twitter.com/Dpazd8R2dq

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) January 21, 2023

gushiken just got an offer from the TAKERS brainstrust of FUN coaches brown & watson and would be a legit 2025 spring ball starting candidate with his positional versatility & non candy azz soft work ethic

the amount of pleasure that you eventually experience is directly related to how much pain you experience. #wakeup

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) February 18, 2023

fun fact: as a native of pukalani, kapena is tired of the freezing azz palouse weather & knows that igloo communities like minnesota & wake forest are also too cold for warm blooded polys like him & shocky!!

Never complain about the process you decided to walk through, well in this case, crawl through. @d1journey pic.twitter.com/KRLWLUYoNi

— David (@davidkamalani) July 3, 2023

being cold & dying of hypothermia is a CHOICE (and a really dumb azz one)!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (and only one flight for the fam to celebrate ur action in person on gamedays)

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Oregon State (his other scheduled visit) is not much better, weather wise, than the Palouse.

Welcome back to Maui 🌺

PGA TOUR golf returns today at @TheSentry!#OpeningDrive pic.twitter.com/iFBQELmJAL

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 2, 2025

2025 pga tournament at kapalua plantation: 1st round update

rolling thru a stress free (no bogeys) 7 under par 66 (tied for 4th) hitting 17 greens in regulation (clever bump & run into the embankment rolled up a foot away for a tap in 4 on the par 4 4th hole after the only missed green of the round) collin morikawa is smiling & clearly having FUN creating flighted trajectories thru the windy former pineapple fields!!...and yeah collin is confidently releasing the putterhead thru the stoke so dropping more birdies (quit barking, koa) is a highly probable outcome tomorrow thru the weekend for the young prince of lahaina!!

https://instagr.am/p/DETYJ9bS9HU
striking the ball cleanly with his new equipment & looking better in the lululemon attire (hate all his logos tho particularly the ugly azz mastercard logo on the shirt collar) poopy diaper dad max homa rolled in 5 birdie en route to a 69 (tied for 16th)...max's sports center shot of the day wuz a 332 yard hooking 3 wood on the downhill/down trade winds epic par 5 18th hole to 30+ feet which resulted in a 2 putt birdie...the drawing 3 wood is a valuable NEW addition to the homa arsenal...there are holes on tour that faders of the ball like max & collin traditionally struggle with such as the 9th,10th & 13th holes at augusta national, the 2nd & 16th holes at tpc sawgrass, the 13th hole at riviera, the 1st hole at bay hill, etc. that favor those that can hook a sweeping 3 wood off the tee box...this right to left shaped shot will help max compete at the 2025 masters!!

fun fact: max wuz introduced as from scottsdale arizona & not valencia california

It's not Greller's first rodeo 😂

The temporary partnership of @MaxHoma and Michael Greller is off to a smooth start. pic.twitter.com/HEZB2JSLin

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 2, 2025

despite a severely pulled iron into the juggle on the par 3 8th hole over the ravine which resulted in a double bogey 5 ben an battled back for a 70 (tied for 23rd)...byeong's shot of the day wuz a 417 yard drive on the down trade winds par 4 12th hole which resulted in a birdie

cal is a golf school (with a really good women's softball program)#

pitts, got no ******* clue why anybody on planet earth would wanna live in the palouse or corvallis/eugene (or really anywhere in the northwest), maybe they got really warm igloos or something??



enjoying talking with anchorage's articulate aaron hampton on the field during the stanford postgame b-day celebration but forgot to ask the high gpa inside backer if his highs school's fight song wuz hypothermia by ski patrol

https://instagr.am/p/DDNiroAp0KS
cold weather (and clothes) is for losers#

Your only limit is you.

— KAPENA GUSHIKEN (@kapslockbrah) October 6, 2022

real talk: there are a million compelling reasons why kapena should select cal including the proven nfl development of the TAKERS, the millions of dollars lifelong educational value of an elite berkeley education, more nil dollars, warmer weather, the poly brotherhood in the cal football program & the asian diversity in the san francisco bay area, shorter direct flights for the fam to watch him on gamedays, etc.

the ONLY reason to select another freezing azz frozen tundra school with 95% white people is because gushiken don't wanna do the academic hard work required in the classrooms of berkeley

kapena, berkeley got amazing tutors/mentors (dr kasra sotudeh is one of my favorite people on campus) that support our football program so the real question is r u mentally limitless with academic ambition or not??

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

At Tap Haus.

Nothing to be said but Go fucking bears pic.twitter.com/hF3wXznOOk

— Matt H (@korealaska) May 4, 2024

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Econ141 said:

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.@Lions QB @JaredGoff16 is the 3rd quarterback in @NFL history to produce at least 4,000 passing yards, 30 passing TDs, a 70.0% completion percentage and a 110.0 passer rating through the first 15 games of any season.#ProBowlVote #OnePride pic.twitter.com/Uk5paiv6hc

— Detroit Lions PR (@LionsPR) December 23, 2024

Who's going to be the next Cal great QB?

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https://instagr.am/p/B93P9HjDUlX
econ, shocky still thinks there's a multi layered DEAL that brings a humble 3.75 gpa lefty kid from ewa beach to berkeley



fun fact: rolo is one of the most beloved/respected figures in the history of hawaii football, there are brahs who think he invented the poke bowl or something

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After signing and enrolling with Oregon last month, QB Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele is expected to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal this weekendhttps://t.co/5b6q7bZGrr pic.twitter.com/hpND64RQyj

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) January 3, 2025

the RIGHT decision is always the RIGHT decision (it's a shame but life is NOT linear, true love will not deceive u)#

bencgilmore said:

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praise shocky! potentially historic prediction if it goes through

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I'll bet Kirby Smart is all over him.
Georgia evidently needs a QB….

https://instagr.am/p/Bi4og2xg6PT
cal's monster class OFFICIAL lunch update from the war room at memorial stadium

https://instagr.am/p/BgPA0ffjZrJ
yeah a dedicated yoga/meditation practice & daily 32 oz green juices give u feral quick twitch +1 athleticism!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including ewa beach & the food trucks on the legendary north shore)

Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele and the GOAT Aaron Rodgers#GoBears pic.twitter.com/b62DS1sTLQ

— Cal Sports (@CAL_SPORTS_) November 25, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/C-ATFedOo_s
stinson beach high school grad is a 2025 nfl pro bowler (plus he gotta curvy brunette yoga female wife too)!!#

cal is a DREAM school (and not ******* freezing azz COLD in cali)#