He is not faster than Desean Jackson. Just look at the film. I like his speed and believe will be a solid WR at Cal. Desean was a game breaker every time he touched the ball with being fast and quick. Nonetheless, he is a great find for Cal.
agreed that he's a great find, u can't teach SPEED
dazmin's stride is longer than desean
There is not doubt He has the size and a longer stride but he is not faster. Desean was the most electric WR Cal has ever had. I do like this young man and excited for Cal and the fans. I hope he balls out.
He is not faster than Desean Jackson. Just look at the film. I like his speed and believe will be a solid WR at Cal. Desean was a game breaker every time he touched the ball with being fast and quick. Nonetheless, he is a great find for Cal.
agreed that he's a great find, u can't teach SPEED
dazmin's stride is longer than desean
There is not doubt He has the size and a longer stride but he is not faster. Desean was the most electric WR Cal has ever had. I do like this young man and excited for Cal and the fans. I hope he balls out.
Are you sure? Did Desean ever run a 4.29? Or a 10.4 100m? Best was also a HS state sprint champion. Yes, Desean was FAST. I just can't say unequivocally that he was "fastest".
2025 buc-ee initiative to change the OFFICIAL cal cheer/dance uniform:
berkeley's NEW mascot is recommending that the spirit team be reimagined as the "bearkats" & that all members must rock a smokeshow PONYTAIL on gamedays
chancellor lyons has not responded to shocky's texts requesting feedback re: this important 2025 issue
^ bears kinda started hibernating together in the 4th quarter but that's not the end of the world left to right, top to bottom: natalia "not slo" ackerman, jayda "gonna stomp u on d with my kicks" noble, gabriella "the graceful gazelle" abigor, marta "only 1 turnover" suarez, kayla "plz let me rest sometimes" williams, lulu "gold coast stacked PONYTAIL" twidale & ionna "let it fly from downtown albany" krimili
california golden bears 82 florida state seminoles 70
ugonne foul watch: onyiah with a defending hack 3 minutes into the game, a 2nd foul early in the 2nd quarter guarding the bucket, a 3rd foul late in the 3rd quarter contesting a shot around the basket & a semi questionable 4th foul late in the game with improved defensive verticality...most importantly, michelle's body language wuz excellent, no wasted drama/energy arguing with the refs, went about her **** with a wnba biz demeanor...very good performance with a defensive presence/altering shots, 11 points on a highly efficient 5 of 6 field goals & most importantly ZERO turnovers...michelle, ur becoming the complete player shocky always imagined (but there's still a lotta work to do/accomplish)!!
defense: gonna keep saying it, lockdown DEFENSE wins ******* basketball games (the men's team is unwatchable for the monster with their candy azz soft d)...the bears limited the nation's leading score to 13 points & the 2nd highest scoring team to 38.1%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turnover watch: an improving 13 turnovers, kayla gets loose with her handle when she's playing a lotta minutes...eliminating the contested cross court pass needs to continue to be a point of emphasis in this week's practice
pressure: great players on great teams embrace the challenge of road games in hostile venues that are further afar from the left coast with NO EFFORT...these bears SMILE while on their court, pressure is not a factor for these young women, they are playing basketball on a basketball court with a basketball with their best friend & that's just FUN!!
the palace: haas pavilion is this special team's palace, they expect to win & it's critical this team gets a top 16 regular season ranking in order to be a #4 seed or better and host 2 first round ncca games in the 2025 tournament...only a non believer would settle for this perhaps generational squad (16-2) to just make the ncca tournament
cruising along at 5 under par after 17 holes james hahn (playing this season without a 2025 pga tour card) hooked his 200 yard 2nd shot on his final hole (the par 5 9th hole) outta bounds but still shot a 66 & finished the week with an impressive tied for 38th after receiving a sponsor's invitation...congrats to the haas biz ad grad on a terrific week!!
next week the pga returns to the mainland in the palm desert, the trio of collin, max & ben will not be playing...shocky will be traveling to the coachella valley for thursday's 1st round & will therefore be able to 100% focus on coaching up michael kim while walking with him for all 18 holes...it's possible michael will shoot a 59 this thursday with the monster!!
Hotels or Airbnb: Each tournament has rooms blocked off at a slightly discounted rate at multiple hotels. On our pgatour player app, we can find the options for each tournament. It’s mostly the same hotels each year so I know where I’m staying most times before I look at the…
He is not faster than Desean Jackson. Just look at the film. I like his speed and believe will be a solid WR at Cal. Desean was a game breaker every time he touched the ball with being fast and quick. Nonetheless, he is a great find for Cal.
agreed that he's a great find, u can't teach SPEED
dazmin's stride is longer than desean
Desean was definitely [probably] "more electric" (can't say 'positively' since James never touched the ball for Arkansas prior to his being featured in the Liberty Bowl), and arguably "more productive" than any wr in Cal history. And DEFINITELY "scarier" to opposing teams, as a wr AND as a kick returner, than any WR/KR in Cal history. But I can't say, unequivocally, that he was the "fastest". I can't say for sure that he was 'Javid Best fast' or '4.29 40, or 10.4 100m fast'. But we KNOW he was "fast".
He is not faster than Desean Jackson. Just look at the film. I like his speed and believe will be a solid WR at Cal. Desean was a game breaker every time he touched the ball with being fast and quick. Nonetheless, he is a great find for Cal.
agreed that he's a great find, u can't teach SPEED
dazmin's stride is longer than desean
Desean was definitely [probably] "more electric" (can't say 'positively' since James never touched the ball for Arkansas prior to his being featured in the Liberty Bowl), and arguably "more productive" than any wr in Cal history. And DEFINITELY "scarier" to opposing teams, as a wr AND as a kick returner, than any WR/KR in Cal history. But I can't say, unequivocally, that he was the "fastest". I can't say for sure that he was 'Javid Best fast' or '4.29 40, or 10.4 100m fast'. But we KNOW he was "fast".
Jahvid was the fastest Bear I've ever seen play. A few others from back in the day(s) were Isaac Curtis and Atlee Mahorn. All were legitimate NCAA track sprinters.
pga tour update: tpc scottsdale (10 minutes down the mountain from shocky's tree fort) & the thunderbirds (the organizing charity fundraising organization that hosts the phoenix open which is the largest attended golf tournament in the world with 600,000+ fans for the week) are in conversations to host tiger's la open with the utter devastation of the surrounding homes near riviera in pacific palisades...this would mean 2 back to back weeks of the pga tour in north scottsdale
alky, if this is 4.29 electronically timed SPEED dazmin james will be the FASTEST player in the history of cal football!!
with respects to cal men's basketball, as a passionate fan that actually attends all the home games are you in agreement that the #1 issue holding back madsen's squad on a consistent basis is the failure to play DEFENSE??
googles, let's meet up at blondies for a couple of cheese slices with extra splashes of oregano & then walk up thru campus to memorial stadium for the 2025 spring ball game, don't forget to bring 2 stopwatches, ok??
keep in mind that dazmin james is 6'2" 200 lobs, he's built kinda like keenan allen
yeah javid wuz ******* fast for sure but he also benefited from PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space which is the dream play call for both jaydn & jaivian to be OFF TO THE RACES this fall!!
^ note the touchdown springing downfield BLOCK by the razorbacks wide receiver near the 50 yard line, that's the difference between the violent physical sec & the candy azz soft bull**** ZERO blocking culture ingrained by toler during his time in berkeley
jaydn had a 15+ yard run during the la bowl & needed one BLOCK in order to be OFF TO THE RACES, tobias merriweather just kinda ran alongside him instead of engaging any of the unlv defensive backs...watched as tobias jogged to the sidelines after the 1st down run expecting the coaching staff to light into him for ******* up a potential game changing touchdown run
Jen & I noodled tonight over a mnemonic for all 18 schools in the ACC. Here’s one: “Berkeley students love California weather, free coffee, study nooks, vacation days, naps, sports game victories, many Nobels & parking.” Napkin version here: pic.twitter.com/iAj0gdqjLc
as berkeley enters the 2025 spring calendar today, NOW is the right time for you to announce that all students will receive FREE tixs to all of this fall's 6 football home games at memorial stadium & the remaining 7 men's basketball games at haas pavilion, many of ur poor as **** students (like my moms back in the day, 1st person in her family to earn a college degree, she had ZERO disposable money for student season passes during her time in berkeley) are being financially impacted by the devastating los angeles fires
these fires are bankrupting the state of california's insurance fair plan, there's gonna be significantly less state funding for the uc system on a go forward basis coupled with the trump administration's slashing of federal grants for education
yeah there is some really BAD FINANCIAL NEWS barreling towards berkeley, some of the tsunami has already arrived on campus in the eradication of the men's & women's basketball fanbases (which is basically a core of loyal old blues in their 60s/70s/80s) with no material growth in the development of a younger fanbase due to incompetent ineffectual marketing/branding which also means there aren't any future Builders of Berkeley in the pipeline
women's basketball attendance:
st marys-1231 attendance idaho state-5066 (area kid's rock schooldays 11 am tip off, this event predates markeisha) san jose state-1288 grambling-1153 auburn-1341 alabama-1431 stanford (the BIG GAME)-3189 austin peay-1428 fordham-not reported temple-1912 north carolina state-1874 florida state-2311
men's basketball attendance:
bakersfield-3472 cal poly-3023 air force-3631 sacramento state-3662 mercyhurst-2093 stanford (the BIG GAME)-6089 cornell-3035 northwestern state-2916 virginia-3696 virginia tech-4003
WINNING is not the solution (the 16-2 women's team have proven that), it's not the magic wand in building a fanbase with NEW fans, the expansion wnba team via brilliant marketing got 20,000+ season tix deposits for the valkyries which have never won a single game!!...the greater bay area is basketball crazy for an affordable (the golden state warriors are for the rich as **** 1%) FUN option in financially challenging times as evidenced by the 11,000+ sold out hostile/high energy crowds back in the cal's monster class era which inclusively (not hiding behind a premium board) celebrated the MAGIC of cal basketball with everybody on planet earth!!
if ur gonna allow knowlton, jenny & markeisha to continue to degrade the revenue sports on ur watch (instead of greenligting dan mogulof to terminate them), then at least take action today & proudly announce FREE tixs for all students to all 2025 football & basketball games, got it??
You might imagine there would be Bears out front of University House. But no. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/NJ8EShD5XU
warning: do NOT watch the above video if u got a heart condition or something
wowza, dazmin's james SPEED & ACCELERATION is ******* unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shocky always roots for the underdogs & rescue doggy dogs in life & already luvs dazmin james willingness to transform himself as a high school senior from a disinterested student to a mentally limitless hard working true student athlete!!
dazmin james=3.0 gpa young man that will hopefully walk across the stage on graduation day in berkeley in the future after using his mind as a weapon both on & off the field at memorial stadium on gamedays
this **** is getting live!!#
the university of berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that got ambition, it's something in ur veins)
Adding a fast, versatile, playmaker to our WR room 💨
Jen & I noodled tonight over a mnemonic for all 18 schools in the ACC. Here’s one: “Berkeley students love California weather, free coffee, study nooks, vacation days, naps, sports game victories, many Nobels & parking.” Napkin version here: pic.twitter.com/iAj0gdqjLc
as berkeley enters the 2025 spring calendar today, NOW is the right time for you to announce that all students will receive FREE tixs to all of this fall's 6 football home games at memorial stadium & the remaining 7 men's basketball games at haas pavilion, many of ur poor as **** students (like my moms back in the day, 1st person in her family to earn a college degree, she had ZERO disposable money for student season passes during her time in berkeley) are being financially impacted by the devastating los angeles fires
these fires are bankrupting the state of california's insurance fair plan, there's gonna be significantly less state funding for the uc system on a go forward basis coupled with the trump administration's slashing of federal grants for education
yeah there is some really BAD FINANCIAL NEWS barreling towards berkeley, some of the tsunami has already arrived on campus in the eradication of the men's & women's basketball fanbases (which is basically a core of loyal old blues in their 70s/80s) with no material growth in the development of a younger fanbase due to incompetent ineffectual marketing/branding which also means there aren't any future Builders of Berkeley in the pipeline
women's basketball attendance:
st marys-1231 attendance idaho state-5066 (area kid's rock schooldays 11 am tip off, this event predates markeisha) san jose state-1288 grambling-1153 auburn-1341 alabama-1431 stanford (the BIG GAME)-3189 austin peay-1428 fordham-not reported temple-1912 north carolina state-1874 florida state-2311
men's basketball attendance:
bakersfield-3472 cal poly-3023 air force-3631 sacramento state-3662 mercyhurst-2093 stanford (the BIG GAME)-6089 cornell-3035 northwestern state-2916 virginia-3696 virginia tech-4003
WINNING is not the solution (the 16-2 women's team have proven that), it's not the magic wand in building a fanbase with NEW fans, the expansion wnba team via brilliant marketing got 20,000+ season tix deposits for the valkyries which have never won a single game!!...the greater bay area is basketball crazy for an affordable (the golden state warriors are for the rich as **** 1%) FUN option in financially challenging times as evidenced by the 11,000+ sold out hostile/high energy crowds back in the cal's monster class era which inclusively (not hiding behind a premium board) celebrated the MAGIC of cal basketball with everybody on planet earth!!
if ur gonna allow knowlton, jenny & markeisha to continue to degrade the revenue sports on ur watch (instead of greenligting dan mogulof to terminate them), then at least take action today & proudly announce FREE tixs for all students to all 2025 football & basketball games, got it??
You might imagine there would be Bears out front of University House. But no. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/NJ8EShD5XU
what are you going to do, rich, ur running outta TIME??
Shocky, for accuracy's sake, please make the following slight change in your letter to Chancellor Lyons:
Should read, " ... core of loyal old blues in their 60s/70s/80s ... ". (We Late Boomers dominate the Haas!) In about eight years, you can change it back.
googles, let's meet up at blondies for a couple of cheese slices with extra splashes of oregano & then walk up thru campus to memorial stadium for the 2025 spring ball game, don't forget to bring 2 stopwatches, ok??
keep in mind that dazmin jones is 6'2" 200 lobs, he's built kinda like keenan allen
yeah javid wuz ******* fast for sure but he also benefited from PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space which is the dream play call for both jaydn & jaivian to be OFF TO THE RACES this fall!!
^ note the touchdown springing downfield BLOCK by the razorbacks wide receiver near the 50 yard line, that's the difference between the violent physical sec & the candy azz soft bull**** ZERO blocking culture ingrained by toler during his time in berkeley
jaydn had a 15+ yard run during the la bowl & needed one BLOCK in order to be OFF TO THE RACES, tobias merriweather just kinda ran alongside him instead of engaging any of the unlv defensive backs...watched as tobias jogged to the sidelines after the 1st down run expecting the coaching staff to light into him for ******* up a potential game changing touchdown run
nobody said **** to tobias
BLOCKING wins football games#
That last DB that tried to catch James, and dove for the attempted tackle, couldn't even catch him despite having the angle on him.
warning: do NOT watch the above video if u got a heart condition or something
wowza, dazmin's james SPEED & ACCELERATION is ******* unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shocky always roots for the underdogs & rescue doggy dogs in life & already luvs dazmin james willingness to transform himself as a high school senior from a disinterested student to a mentally limitless hard working true student athlete!!
dazmin james=3.0 gpa young man that will hopefully walk across the stage on graduation day in berkeley in the future after using his mind as a weapon both on & off the field at memorial stadium on gamedays
this **** is getting live!!#
the university of berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that got ambition, it's something in ur veins)
Adding a fast, versatile, playmaker to our WR room 💨
My kid is in this recruiting stuff with his clients all the time. Take 15 lbs off what is reported. Since the player is from Germany I wouldn't be surprised the measurements are closer than that. Also rest assured he got measured and weighed when he was on his visit. Weight varies a lot. His frame can carry the weight regardless so give it a rest. Go Bears!
wait willem, r u saying that both addy & saffell wuz not even close to the made up "300 lbs" listed in the official cal football bios??
haha, the only people that lie more about their weight/height than football players (particularly offensive lineman) r kinda short curvy brunette yoga females!!
https://instagr.am/p/Cm4nv1MP6Tg big c, shocky has edited the letter to chancellor lyons to reflect ur requested age demographics input re: haas pavillion attendees since u actually go to basketball games unlike shocky who has been to his palace only 2 times in the last 8 years since the termination/censorship of cal's monster class
the 1st time back wuz against the northeast oklahoma culinary institute mighty spatulas or something & since the bears wuz around 0-11 on the season or something shocky with 10 minutes left in the game started rallying all his adjacent floor seat mates including his daughter taylor, mike saffell, marshall cherrington, etc along with the band & student section to storm the floor if the bears could find a way to their 1st victory of the season, everybody said sure let's do this!!
so the bears prevail at the buzzer & shocky storms the floor but guess wut??
there's absolutely NOBODY following his lead so the monster sez to himself "**** it, ima gonna have FUN regardless!!"
after jumping up & down at midcourt of haas (regret not doing 25+ headstand crunches with NO EFFORT), the monster then goes over to the victory line by the cal bench & tells 7'1" lars in german that he played great in responding to my relentless loud demands/teaching moments throughout the game to "demand the ball, lars, demand the bal!!l" and also "don't dribble, lars, don't dribble just flush the ******* basketball!!"
lars is 100% confused by my presence in the victory line & devin askew looks like he might wanna ask me to burn hard with him later on
can u believe this ****??...even my disloyal tay didn't storm the floor, she just took this foto with a big laughing smile at her dumb azz dad...and yeah both saffell & cherrington r candy azz soft azz wipes too!!
fun fact: in the postgame press conference fox noted that the crowd wuz significantly louder than usual & a key factor in the victory, duh
the magic of cal basketball (should shocky buy an aquarium??)#
^ observant monster readers will note that in the above lonely azz celebration that the curvy brunette yoga female with a ponytail wearing the light blue igloo community puffer jacket in the 3rd row behind the cal bench is clearly staring at my azz which she finds triggering or something!!
mi amigo hoop dreams is also at haas as usual after lighting it up in pregame rsf pick up games!!
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My kid is in this recruiting stuff with his clients all the time. Take 15 lbs off what is reported. Since the player is from Germany I wouldn't be surprised the measurements are closer than that. Also rest assured he got measured and weighed when he was on his visit. Weight varies a lot. His frame can carry the weight regardless so give it a rest. Go Bears!
wait willem, r u saying that both addy & saffell wuz not even close to the made up "300 lbs" listed in the official cal football bios??
haha, the only people that lie more about their weight/height than football players (particularly offensive lineman) r kinda short curvy brunette yoga females!!
nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk#
Shocky, incorrect. I spoke about weight when kids are being recruited. Some kids exaggerate weight on their bio. Once at school that gets corrected. So yes Saffel and Ooms weights were correct at Call when they played. That is why I said about the new Oline recruit he has the frame to carry this weight regardless if his weight is correctly reported or not and he will once at Cal.
the bears highly skilled sure handed downfield passing threat with SPEED is gonna return in 2025, is trond gonna develop his BLOCKING skills with coach cefalo to reach his next level upside??
blueshirting true freshman tyler knape tole me on the field during the big game celebration that his current weight is 285 lbs & when pressed by the monster that 285 is his "optimal" weight
real talk: somebody in the s&c program is giving tyler some really bad ******* weight advice, u cannot impose ur will & pound for ground as a starting interior lineman in the acc at 285 lbs
yeah buc-ee is the best mascot on planet earth!!
the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (without all the lousy azz texas weather)
OFFICIAL strength & conditioning update from harvard medical school trained Dr Shock:
hopefully high upside tyler knape is gonna get much better weight advice & a detailed plan of action gameplan for becoming a 315+ lbs plus road grader with the new s&c program
casual fans like to debate what head coach, coordinators & assistant coaches that they want fired but the truth of the matter is that the #1 issue limiting the upward trajectory of the cal football program during 2024 wuz the failed s&c program with an array of INJURIES at every position & also undersized offensive lineman that could not impose their will on 3rd/4th & 1
and that's why new s&c coach jason novak is such a critically important staff addition starting with this week's winter s&c program kick off, jason believes in a program called STRENGTH IN MOTION which appears to be focused upon quick twitch mobility development vs granite statue bull**** favored by the prior s&c regime
yeah dr shock will be circling back with novak after his first day out to get his feedback re: the potential utilization of yoga within his s&c program and will report back here, his focus on motion is a very positive sign...and the monster will probably tell jason that in cali u can actually go to stinson beach instead of some dumb azz looking doggy dog litter sand park in lansing, glad he made it outta lansing after all that happened, after michigan state after hubbard, joy road but the money as long as six mile
THIS IS WHAT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://instagr.am/p/DEBr0-EyQrk the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked PONYTAIL school on planet earth (including vancouver & the great barrier reef)
am tip off, this event predates markeisha)
