Xavier Carlton with THE SACK at the 2025 Hula Bowl #cal #HulaBowl #NFLDraft @xaviercarlton44 pic.twitter.com/4TyCsDwQx9

— The Touchdown with Doug Smith (@TouchdownDoug) January 14, 2025

the x-man=apex predator edge defender!!#

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (3.0 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
jaden mickey, corner/nickel (3.75 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask the disney
wives)

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— UMass Football (@UMassFootball) January 13, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 31 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...out of eligibility...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
matthew littlejohn, nickel...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

scholly math right now: 36 new bears & 31 departing bears

I'll never forget them https://t.co/xKEZUbdvuS pic.twitter.com/qq6PIHNXtx

— layla (@laylology) January 14, 2025

good morning: PONYTAILS & bad judgment r triggering (coffee is for losers, daily 32 oz green juices r for winners like shocky that poop like races horses ala jaydn & jaivian that r OFF TO THE RACES!!)#

Shocky1 said:

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grrrrrah, there are still a lotta moving parts in this recruitment which gotta remain private at this time

bottom line, tyson is still invited to shocky's summertime poly brah get together at mavericks!!

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Grateful and Blessed for this honor! TYJ 🙏🏽 @AnaeCoach @BenjiPalu_Cal @CaliDQ @UnkoJD @GregBiggins @CalFootball @FalanaiMar73923 @mikep_hilipp @DavidOrtega_40 pic.twitter.com/6vbiOC5P3q

— Tyson Ruffins (@RuffinsTyson) January 15, 2025

congrats tyson but more importantly ur 1st team on shocky's all world poly team!!!!!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the islands, the far east & asia)

Shocky1 said:

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Serious question: Have you ever played with DonOld Trump at any of his golf courses? If not, since he is a club champion, do you think you could match him?

And if you did play with him, I'll bet he was thrilled to know you went to "Berkeley". I imagine he would have been a lot happier if you had been educated on the Farm ....

Shocky1 said:

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the following is a reprint from cal's monster class back in the day:

visited this morning the recently opened nicklaus design group ferry point golf course just outside of nyc with panoramic views of the manhattan skyline

https://instagr.am/p/C7dS0GksHlA
arrive from my upper east side central park hotel by cab at the clubhouse around 7:30 am to stretch & warm up at the practice facility

upon arrival the head golf professional tells me that ferry point's developer donald trump heard that as a golf digest & golf magazine rankings panelist that i had an 8:10 tee time and would i like to play with the donald at 8:20 am instead?

so i say sure, no big deal, let's do this

so we make the introductions on the practice green & the 1st thing i notice is that trump has the weirdest color hair ever (kinda yellow orange) & that he has total man boobs along with an oversized obnoxious red cap

i walk & carry my lightweight leather mackzenie bag while the donald drives a golf cart literally to within 6 inches of every green...just as annoyingly, we then proceed to play thru every group on the golf course in front of us (why does he do this, why not just take the 1st tee time?)...it's funny to watch people's reactions as he dictates the playing thru, some golfers are understandably agitated while others want a selfie with him on their phones, he very clearly enjoys all the drama he's created

so he tells us while we wait for the short par 4 8th green to clear that he thinks ferry point is one of the greatest golf courses in the united states (it isn't, there are at least a dozen courses on long island & the hamptons that are significantly better) & that he's qualified to make that statement because of his extensive travels around the globe playing golf, that nobody knows golf architecture better than him & that includes actual golf architects

so in front of his 2 buddies & his cart caddie i tell the donald that actually i'm one of the 13 guys (and the youngest) to have played the world top 100 courses & stare him down...total silence, one of his buddies who is the chairman of macys starts to laugh & donald play punches my shoulder kinda hard, he's been pwned...whatever

dude is an interesting guy but playing golf with him is not really a celebration of the game but more like riding a roller coaster



you're fired, shocky#

as a financial conservative (that believes in balanced fiscal budgets/discipline & the full funding of the police but that will never vote for election deniers) & social liberal (except transgender males tryna compete in women's sports & dei protections for failing employees) independent that strongly believes that all citizens of the united state of america should pick up litter, shocky can tell u that after spending 5+ hours (golf & lunch) with donald trump that he lacks empathy for others & that he's non intellectually curious in a self agenda driven feral kinda way

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vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!#

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oso, yeah shocky has played golf & had lunch with trump at one of his golf courses, it wuz called ferry point at the time but after the multiple sexual harassment charges (which based upon our conversations that day shocky is of the opinion are probably 99% true based upon his various comments) & falsifying net worth documents to secure loans which resulted in this golf course management contract being cancelled & it's now known as the bally's golf links at ferry point

as for his golfing ability he cheats & moves his ball on a lotta shots and doesn't putt anything out from under 5 feet, playing by the rules of golf he'd probably shoot in the high 80s/low 90s

but that's not the golf course in the monster name that course quiz!!

any guesses??

it's not in north america

Kauri Cliffs
New Zealand

Shocky1 said:

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oso, yeah shocky has played golf & had lunch with trump at one of his golf courses, it wuz called ferry point at the time but after the multiple sexual harassment charges (which based upon our conversations that day shocky is of the opinion are probably 99% true based upon his various comments) & falsifying net worth documents to secure loans which resulted in this golf course management contract being cancelled & it's now known as the bally's golf links at ferry point

but that's not the golf course in the monster name that course quiz!!

any guesses??

it's not in north america

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Feel free to ask me about baseball, the sport I played, but I admit to being a complete ignoramus about golf. That's why I defer to you there.

Wow! I have to admit I am stunned you actually shot at least a round with Trump. I hope you're not pulling my leg.

Again, do you think he has any talent as a golfer, and what did he say about you going to Cal (instead of the farm)?

P.S. : Did he make some dismissive assertion about Wharton being "Higher Rated" (please imagine his voice) than Haas?

oso, he really didn't ask anybody in our foursome any personal questions

kinda funny years later one of the guys in our group (then the ceo of macys) joined our g2c2 (global golf centurion club, for those that have completed at least 1 of the golf magazine world top 100 lists, shocky has played the last 17 lists) & we were comparing notes re: our round of golf with trump

i thought he wuz trump's friend & he thought i wuz trump's friend and we laughed when we realized that we wuz both wrong!!

terry (who recently got accepted for membership at cypress point) tole me that shortly after our round together with trump that due to trump's public anti gay & hispanc comments that macy's dropped all of the trump branded merchandise (the "your fired" logo clothing) & he never heard from trump again

JB was a Chieftain said:

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Kauri Cliffs
New Zealand

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jb, good guess, wrong continent

Shocky1 said:

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oso, he really didn't ask anybody in our foursome any personal questions

kinda funny years later one of the guys in our group (then the ceo of macys) joined our g2c2 (global golf centurion club, for those that have completed at least 1 of the golf magazine world top 100 lists, shocky has played the last 17 lists) & we were comparing notes re: our round of golf with trump

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Amazing. Last question(s): to repeat, did he have any golfing talent? Something tells me you weren't exactly intimidated by his expertise.

Also, did he make any comment about Wharton vs. Haas?

^ see above re: golfing talent & there wuz zero discussion of any colleges

Shocky1 said:

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^ see above re: golfing talent & there wuz zero discussion of any colleges

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Just an interesting stylistic difference: I would have definitely found an opportunity to mention Haas vs Wharton.

Of course, he would never allow me to get anywhere near enough to voice any of my thoughts.

I'm pretty sure you don't think Haas has to kiss Trump's Wharton ring, and I have a feeling you're right!

P.S.: "as for (Trump's) golfing ability he cheats & moves his ball on a lotta shots and doesn't putt anything out from under 5 feet, playing by the rules of golf he'd probably shoot in the high 80s/low 90s"

Again, I don't know anything about golf, but I've heard there are ethical norms golfers are expected to follow. Based on your observations, it seems Trump doesn't think the norms expected of others also apply to him. Hard to believe nobody in the golf group called him out for it ....

Haka practice following day 3 at the ⁦@polynesiabowl⁩ pic.twitter.com/n8h1bESzNg

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) January 15, 2025

let's ******* go!!#

cal's monster class name that golf course quiz answer: kawana resort's fuji course (a couple of hours bullet train ride from the culinary splendor of kyoto)

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nothing lost in translation (do u got ur passport??)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including japan)

Cal QB Jaron Sagapolutele tossing the pigskin enjoying the North Shore vibes at Kahuku #PolyBowl2k25 practice day 2 🤙@JaronKeawe @CalFootball @247Sports pic.twitter.com/GvE4ah9rGD

— POLYNESIAN BOWL (@polynesiabowl) January 14, 2025

quick release fluid throwing motion into tight windows#

Yessai #gobears 🌴 🐻 https://t.co/wP4GZDOGMA

— Famika Anae (@AnaeCoach) January 16, 2025

New #Cal signee Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele hoping to follow in the footsteps of previous Polynesian QB legends from the Aloha State, Tua Tagovailoa and Marcus Mariota pic.twitter.com/DvNCh08xyF

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) January 13, 2025

conference standings just dropped 👀 pic.twitter.com/guNeaawYnW

— ACC Women's Basketball (@accwbb) January 15, 2025

a wise person just tole shocky that making the ncca tournament should be the BASEMENT not the CEILING for this year's special cal women's basketball team!!

100%

top 16 or go home#

https://instagr.am/p/DE3sMDxvNRz
as you've probably noticed a lotta of shock's posts re: the poly bowl have been deleted here in the last couple of hours so here's a recap of some of the censored information which included links to other sites public non propeietary comprehensive coverage of the event

first of all, the 2025 poly bowl is not restricted to just players of polynesian descent, congrats to elite 2025 cal commit jae'on young on his selection to this all star game!!...jae'on is pictured in the foto above along with his future berkeley classmates, jaron keawe sagapolutele, aiden manutai & late invitee lebron williams

second of all, 20 2026 national prospects wuz also invited to honolulu for the bowl game

thirdly, coach novak has not yet pulled the trigger on hiring moani as the yoga instructor for them diamond head golden bears!!

https://instagr.am/p/DCs1f3jRDJe
the struggle that must be#

OsoDorado said:

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Shocky1 said:

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^ see above re: golfing talent & there wuz zero discussion of any colleges

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Just an interesting stylistic difference: I would have definitely found an opportunity to mention Haas vs Wharton.

Of course, he would never allow me to get anywhere near enough to voice any of my thoughts.

I'm pretty sure you don't think Haas has to kiss Trump's Wharton ring, and I have a feeling you're right!

P.S.: "as for (Trump's) golfing ability he cheats & moves his ball on a lotta shots and doesn't putt anything out from under 5 feet, playing by the rules of golf he'd probably shoot in the high 80s/low 90s"

Again, I don't know anything about golf, but I've heard there are ethical norms golfers are expected to follow. Based on your observations, it seems Trump doesn't think the norms expected of others also apply to him. Hard to believe nobody in the golf group called him out for it ....

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Foir those interested Rick Reilly wrote an entire book about Trump's golfing career and what it says about him as a person and a leader. Fittingly, the book's title is "Commander in Cheat."

this site (or the monster's limited high tech skills, he gotta flip phone) is blocking shocky's ability to post pictures, twitter, you tube, instagram, etc ("your forum code is invalid")

somewhere knowlton is smiling (until 2029)#

https://instagr.am/p/DDflvEBtAzf

2025 pga tournament in palm springs: 1st round update

playing the nicklaus tournament course michael kim played like a boss man birdieing all 4 par 5s en route to a 67 & is tied for 28th...michael is driving the ball accurately hitting 12 out of 14 fairways & iron play is sharp too hitting 15 out of 18 fairways...today's 2 bogies wuz on a missed green flip wedge from a fairway lie & 3 jack city on a par 3, gotta just clean that up to be OFF TO THE RACES!!

the coachella valley got **** going on plus a lotta palm trees but make no mistake about it, the nest is absolutely dog food

https://instagr.am/p/CrUuOEeAxwv
cal is a golf school (for bad bunnys)#

jacob hasenhuetl just texted shocky & tole him that his current weight is 337 lbs so everybody should just chill the **** out

where's the hofbrau in berkeley??



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including germany)

Incoming spring enrollee Cal Bears @ManutaiAiden @JaronKeawe & @j1young_ after Poly Bowl practice Day 4 pic.twitter.com/RVfVRfOaRq

— Jim McGill (@BearInsider_com) January 16, 2025

Cal QB @JaronKeawe Sagapolutele Day 4 Poly Bowl Practice pic.twitter.com/97Mm5xEn3s

— Jim McGill (@BearInsider_com) January 16, 2025

Cal DL @LeBronWils4 at Poly Bowl practice Day 3 pic.twitter.com/vCxdIA9gti

— Jim McGill (@BearInsider_com) January 16, 2025

Cal DBs @j1young_ & @ManutaiAiden at Poly Bowl Practice Day 4 pic.twitter.com/pdzsxo6cC6

— Jim McGill (@BearInsider_com) January 16, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/BFSAbu4LRPA
fun fact: shocky's favorite hawaiian don't play football#

#BAYBLITZ

Scouring the Bay Area over the next couple of days 🌁#GoBears 🐻 pic.twitter.com/FhxqLM0K8N

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) January 16, 2025

2026 cal football program recruiting update:

the staff's #1 target on the 2026 big board is all american legit 6'7" 335 lbs tommy tofi from riordan high school in san francisco who got actionable offers from every MAJOR football factory in the united states of america that replaces its disposable gladiators once their utility is expended leaving them only kinda worthless degrees that can result in them at age 30 living in a box under the overpass for the 280

2026 4🌟 OL
Tommy Tofi
Riordan, CA.
6-7/335 @TommyTofi https://t.co/WUhlwR6kFS pic.twitter.com/VFZMkIzAye

— 5StarScouting™ (@5StarScouting) January 1, 2025

there are a couple of huge questions in this important recruitment:

https://instagr.am/p/Ct28obhLMBf
from a logistical perspective how would this tight & beautiful family get to fall football games in further afar places outta the bay area on fall gamedays, do they gotta charter a private airplane or something???



and how do moms & hoops legend john tofi sr split up in order to see high upside 3.8 gpa apex predator edge defender john jr (focused on hoops in high school, got unreal developmental upside with coach so'oto with his +1 athleticism) if the boyz aren't in berkeley together??...and how many rental cars & hotels is this **** gonna require on gamedays??

and does tommy wanna get a hug from his moms, maybe his laundry done & absolutely warm chocolate chip cookies from her when college is challenging from time to time??

and will meeks figure out that the pro move is to get baller john sr an extra key to haas pavillion so he can get up his shots on saturday mornings with hoop dreams before his sons (plural) games later in the day at spectacular memorial stadium??

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a simple drive for the ENTIRE fam/friends with the bridge toll mafia)

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

Thank you @Coach_Sooto for coming and visiting the family. GO BEARS🐻💙💛 pic.twitter.com/JctQftzhmg

— Ezaya Tokio (@Ezaya_Tokio) January 17, 2025

2026 3.5 gpa 6'4" 210 lbs edge defender from oceanside got good hair unlike baldy#

Shocky1 said:

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grrrrrah, there are still a lotta moving parts in this recruitment which gotta remain private at this time

bottom line, tyson is still invited to shocky's summertime poly brah get together at mavericks!!

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Grateful and Blessed for this honor! TYJ 🙏🏽 @AnaeCoach @BenjiPalu_Cal @CaliDQ @UnkoJD @GregBiggins @CalFootball @FalanaiMar73923 @mikep_hilipp @DavidOrtega_40 pic.twitter.com/6vbiOC5P3q

— Tyson Ruffins (@RuffinsTyson) January 15, 2025

congrats tyson but more importantly ur 1st team on shocky's all world poly team!!!!!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the islands, the far east & asia)

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KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM (again)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berkeley is a poly school (why the **** can't shocky get a poke bowl at memorial stadium on gamedays??)#

Shocky1 said:

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Good evening, @Cal_IceHockey fans!

Let's turn it over to your new rinkside commentators, giving you the play by play and breaking down all the action on the ice tonight!

Please welcome @JaivianThomas and @THEJAYDNOTT #Jet25 #H1M #BearsOnIce https://t.co/QyXP6xzast pic.twitter.com/pQxNgkmXKf

— Admiral Bear (@AdmiralBear01) January 8, 2025

jaydn & jaivian r both a mamushi killah & a star star star star star star star



cal is an ice hockey school (or something)#

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Let’s do it😎 https://t.co/NZt6Q0tFFH

— The Jet💨 (@JaivianThomas) January 8, 2025

yeah both of shocky's running backs r from cali!!

this is cal football (50 year friendships/brotherhood)#

Bryson has had seizures up the wazoo lately. But what does he do usually less than an hour after having severe Grand Mal seizures where he will stop breathing even?! He’s going to school, he’s helping coach his little brother’s basketball team, he’s supporting and cheering his… pic.twitter.com/bkmRZIDath

— Helmets4Helmets (@Helmets4Helmets) January 13, 2025

bryson: it's a great day to be a bear!!#

Excited to get to work! pic.twitter.com/tB4hW1Q2I5

— Nate Rutchena (@nate_rutchena) January 17, 2025

2025 scholly roster departures: 32 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...out of eligibility...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
matthew littlejohn, nickel...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

cal's monster class OFFICIAL poll: did fellow stinson beach high school grad jared goff upgrade when he got rid of the ******* bear??

Good morning Bear Area. You know where we begin our Friday morning. Grok rules. pic.twitter.com/FIVgZXCquD

— Nick Rolovich (@NickRolovich) January 17, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/CGqnRMbAf_C
don't be a dumb azz (wut's ur gpa??)#