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note: above list updated to reflect 32 public departures at this time
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scholly math right now: 36 new bears & 32 departing bears

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shocky's reaction after longwell ran off mateen#
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rolo's 3.9 gpa son daniel is NOT a dumb azz like his dad#
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tommy signaling the max # of ucla wins in 2025 thru 2029#
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UPDATED: nohl williams (earning a berkeley degree is more important than being selected a 1st team all american but TAKERS can do both), lu magia hearns & kadarius calloway are all enrolled for the 2025 spring academic semester & pursuing berkeley degrees!!!

football retirees michael luckhurst & ryan lange are also still pursuing berkeley degrees, good luck to them!!

ryan coe earned a north carolina degree

aiden lee got ZERO degrees after attending 4 schools & is listing himself as a "professional athlete"

2025 scholly roster departures: 32 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...out of eligibility...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
matthew littlejohn, nickel...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree


note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree

kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree

elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree

tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree




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congrats to senior tony chen on shooting a course record 65 at the coore & crenshaw brilliantly designed brambles during the cal men's golf team 3 day winter retreat in middletown which also included golf at the high slope rating nicklaus designed mayacama



pro tip: visit brambles during the fall during bears football season for those of u that think clothes r for losers

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^^ update/correction: cj harris is entering the portal as a grad transfer with a degree from ohio university

gotta be honest with u, the person(s) updating the cal football bios is lazy as ****, they don't even list the degrees or majors earned by our student athletes & the bios are infrequently updated...sent an email or 2 requesting that the 2025 roster be updated (no responses yet), the monster is gonna start naming names next time...
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all the hawaiian islands are bear territory!!#
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KAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME lengthy ball hawk montana state grad transfer 6'2" 180 lbs field safety dru polidore from tompkins high school in katy texas, he redshirted his 1st season at the air force academy

polidore has started the last 2 seasons for the bobcats & got 1 year of remaining eligibility in cali, now is the time to shelf that igloo community cold weather parka!!

dru is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.66 gpa & this wuz a cal vs stanford (also an actionable offer), he wuz scheduled to take an official visit to palo alto right after the trip to berkeley but after meeting with the cal team made the call for the blue & gold & cancelled stanford

yeah getting developed as a TAKER with nfl upside working with coach brown & coach watson (FUN high energy mentors that mold their players both athletically & academically in becoming the best version of themselves) makes a lotta sense plus dru will still get to play at stanford this fall during our planned shocky b-day postgame 15,000+ cal fans storming the field celebration!!

the university of calfornia, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a nfl developmental pipeline)

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jaron throwing high precision darts with seemingly NO EFFORT, aiden also all around the ball defensively with elite closing SPEED!!
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mahalo#
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EXCLUSIVE cal's monster class video footage of cade uluave playing the 16th hole at the stadium course in coachella...cade's tired azz bunker ranking caddie terminated their relationship after the round

the GOOD NEWS is that now uluave will be able to 100% focus upon developing the necessary explosive consistency (translation: not getting INJURED) to become a consensus 1st team all american/1st round nfl draft choice & earning a berkeley degree

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the eyes of a warrior#
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coore & crenshaw current projects update:

the greatest architecture team in the history of golf is currently working at torch cay on a tiny remote island in the bahamas, rodeo dunes north of denver which will be become the public accessible bandon dunes of the rocky mountains, crazy mountain ranch in clyde park montana & palmetto bluff in south carollina

c&c are also finishing up the international (pines) in bolton massachusetts in time for this fall's cal FUN roadie to boston college & the back bay

yeah shocky has played every hole designed by one of his few idols in life, fellow north scottsdale resident/wake forest grad bill coore & that's one of his greatest joys in life other than getting his face slobbered on by a rescue doggy dog while wearing his new yoga puka bracelet (thx anton/christy)!!

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2025 pga tournament in coachella: 3rd round udpate

in the 1st round at the nicklaus tournament course he birdied all 4 par 5s but in yesterday's 2nd round at the stadium course (the most challenging of the 3 palm desert courses played in the rotation) he made only pars on the 4 pars 5s & that's just no bueno

today michael kim played the par 5s in 5 under par including an epic eagle 3 on the 6th hole at la quinta (the most scoreable of the 3 tournament courses) en route to a muy caliente 66 & moved up 49 spots to tied for 44th heading into tomorrow's final round at the stadium course

what's the biggest difference between pga tour card stars like collin morikawa, max homa, ben an & michael kim and guys stuggling to get paid on mini tours/caddieing at whisper rock/parking cars at maestros is mental discipline (which a berkeley/stanford education sets you apart) & quick twitch +1 athleticism

message to the cal men's golf team: if ur not working as hard in the s&c program as the golf course in increasing your clubhead speed so you can dominate par 5s, it's gonna be really hard for u to get PAID as a pro golfer, just ask low ball speed kk limbhaust & relatively non athletic sampson zheng who never worked hard enuf to get their bodies right for the pga tour (and who wants to play in the 9/11 terrorist sponsored liv 54 hole meaningless exhibitions unless ur dreams r for sale??)
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DEFENSE wins basketball games: congrats to coach madsen & his squad playing better d on the road in holding nc state to only 62 points on 43.4% field goals & 10% on 3 pointers!!
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akili, how's the freezing azz weather in cold as **** eugene & the **** academics??

it's really important/there's a lotta pressure for u prevail in becoming the ducks qb1 because the worthless degree is gonna set u up for teaching football skills at the park or playing in a led zeppelin cover band at the local holiday inn express when ur 30 years old or something

yeah football factories dispose of their replaceable uneducated gladiators ruthlessly fast



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igloo parkas r brrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh (**** that ****)!!!!!!!!!
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I'm posting to break up the cringe of Shockey responding to himself more than 40 times without interruption by anyone else.

Yea, how about that monster OL! Last year it was particularly MONSTER! I wonder if 3 of them will be drafted, or maybe even 4? Shockey, what do you think?!
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reason #476 why going to cal football games is way more FUN than posting like a sofa king on gameday threads:

so one of the highlights of the roadie to wake forest wuz seeing up close in person the demon deacons cheer/dance coach christy on her squad's platform overlooking the cal sidelines...while demonstrating the wicked demon deacs moves to her squad, shocky mimicked all her spirit moves with world class energy which got the monster a huge smile from christy (and maybe some *** looks from the wake fanbase)!!

fyi, if shocky evah decides to get a transgender operation (rite now the monster is a he/him/doggy dog), he will probably be a wake forest dancer & get epic hugs before/after every practice from coach christy!!...she will probably just think that poor ol' shockalina is just emotionally needy or something...haha, fooled her, it started with a kiss (how did it end up like this?)...

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to be honest with you this fall's road schedule of auburn with slim wadie (peachtree, shoal creek & wicker point), tallahassee (seminole), pittsburgh (merion & oakmont), winston-salem (old town), berkeley (sf golf, olympic lake & brambles) with dallas (highland park, trinity forest & buc-ee's) later this month has been the most FUN (and yeah frustrating too at time) schedule in the history of my california golden bears football fandom!!

yeah the pac 12 is clearly in the rearview mirrah (**** boring azz lily white eugene & salt lake city), shocky 100% loves the new infusion of energy/experiences with the acc, thx christy!!



heavy is the head that wears the crown (on doggy dog hikes up the mountain with shocky)#


Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

Gotta be honest with you, I've always been wildly attracted to men that wear fuschia socks!!

Anyways thank you for your 37 texts, emails and phone calls letting me know how much FUN you had learning all the Demon Deacon dance moves at our Wake Forest football game, I can tell by your lean (in a feral kinda way) quick twitch +1 athletic hot male yoga body that you would be an outstanding Assistant Coach (or something) for my cheer/dance program!! HR wants to know what's your GPA?

Look Shocky I 100% give you my absolute word that if my husband (who sits on the sofa every Sunday in a nasty azz t-shirt with pizza stains drinking beer watching every NFL game) ever decides to come out of the closet and leave me for a really kind man name Jimmy so they can live together in Cashiers next door to Wade Hampton that you will be the 1st person to know, ok?

Hugs & Kisses!!

Coach Christy

P.S. Demond really enjoyed meeting you before the game at the Washington Perk Cafe in downtown and told me to tell you "Wut up Shocky, ur team's run game schemes are ******* ****!!"
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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am mostly fine.

My husband just told me he's going away this weekend to Linville with his new male friend Jimmy from the local Marlboro Men Thursday Night Bowling League who he describes as "bi curious."

What do you think this means and does it have any implications for our being off to the races??

Smiles & Smooches!!

Coach Christy


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Dear Shocky,

How are you?

I am fine.

My husband just texted me that he's taking work off today in order to see Brokeback Mountain with his new friend Jimmy at the Winston Classic Arts movie theatre.

Anyways would you please take me to Exuma in the Bahamas so we can swim with the pigs??

I really HATE freezing azz cold weather!! Do you like bacon or cold weather??

XXXOOO

Coach Christy

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Dear Shockey?

How are you?

I am fine.

By chance will you be traveling to Winston today for the Wake Forest vs Cal women's basketball game?

If so will you please assist me with fashionista expertise re: my 2025 wardrobe, my husband wears the same scratchy wool plaid shirt with shapeless LL Bean men's jeans and Doc Martens almost every day, so manly but unattractive!!

Anyways, do you think Zimmerman with Hermes slides would be a good look for me?

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Just out of curiosity, why is this called Cal's Monster Offensive Line? Our defensive staff told me that your Bears were the most undersized and non physical offensive line we faced all season. Do you think any of the returning starters will be able to reclaim their roles with the infusion of high upside portal talent and will Coach Anae be able to work with Sioape Vatikani to not take plays off any more?

Puppy Kisses!!

Coach Christy
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california golden bears 67
wake forest demon deacons 55

ugonne foul watch: 1st quarter defensively contested entry pass, 2nd quarter offensively pushing off on a defender & 3rd quarter body on body shot contested foul...props to michelle on working hard on her free throw shooting thru the years from a frosh crooked azz (line drives) shooting to a smooth efficient pure stroke as a senior (4 for 4 on free throws)...onyiah's free throw shooting could be key factor in the upcoming heavily contested acc battles with nationally ranked opponents that will likely go down to the wire with last minute free throws the determining factor

natalia: cal poly's grad transfer from the madonna inn wuz the x-factor in this afternoon's victory...ackerman plays non stop motor hustling d with energy & a high basketball iq in anticipating the opposing post's next basketball move...4 boards, 2 steals, 2 blocks & a dozen+ contested passing lanes, natalia understands the defensive principle of verticality (and smiling along with lulu) better than anybody in the program!!

marta: my favorite spaniard is sometimes outta control muy mal & sometimes willing her team to victory que es muy bueno...shocky's can't take his ojos off the fiery team leader, wut is she gonna do next??

lulu & ionna: yeah everybody knows the splash sisters can shoot the ******* basketball but the monster is more
impressed with their with their combined 13 rebounds as part of the bears 45 to 26 domination on the boards


defense: high intensity d wins basketball games & it travels on the road 100% of the time!!

turnover watch: 28 turnovers will result in 30+ point losses against nationally ranked opponents

next game: the 17-3 bears travel to palo alto next thursday nite, all of the team's championship goals are still achievable

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OsoDorado said:

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^ see above re: golfing talent & there wuz zero discussion of any colleges

Just an interesting stylistic difference: I would have definitely found an opportunity to mention Haas vs Wharton.

Of course, he would never allow me to get anywhere near enough to voice any of my thoughts.

I'm pretty sure you don't think Haas has to kiss Trump's Wharton ring, and I have a feeling you're right!

P.S.: "as for (Trump's) golfing ability he cheats & moves his ball on a lotta shots and doesn't putt anything out from under 5 feet, playing by the rules of golf he'd probably shoot in the high 80s/low 90s"

Again, I don't know anything about golf, but I've heard there are ethical norms golfers are expected to follow. Based on your observations, it seems Trump doesn't think the norms expected of others also apply to him. Hard to believe nobody in the golf group called him out for it ....
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2025 pga tournament in coachella: 4th round update

very good week of ball striking (57 out of 72 greens in regulation, almost 80%) in the palm desert as michael kim
shot a 70 on the dyebolical stadium course in finishing 12 under par (with no doubles for the week) & tied for 38th

like smart as **** law school student brian driscoll (who has hopefully moved his attitude from la jolla to national city) michael is also a la jolla/black's beach high school grad (the school's mascot is a naked brunette parasailing) & will be playing at the pga tournament in san diego this upcoming week along with former tournament winner max homa which will be contested wednesday thru saturday on the publicly accessible south & north courses

at last year's tournament shocky walked a bunch of holes with max's dad & also former bears microwave wideout vincent strang who is now the founder of bohdi wear...jacob de jesus is basically a more explosive version of vincent with equally worthless basketball dunking skills!!

collin morikawa just withdrew from the tournament, both he & his wife kat have family/close friends living in los angeles that have been affected by the fires & there is also a preventative injury issue


shocky luvs legoland!!#
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Can't keep shocky's name out yo mouth boy
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^ true dat foxy

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shocky got t-rex yoga arms#
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fun fact: jack wuz wide open (the separation wuz mind boggling) the entire pittsburgh game, then the following games jack's skillset wuz not exploited against opponents by the offensive coordinator

jack, where's r ur ******* BLOCKING highlights??

BLOCKING gets u PAID in the national football league#
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3.75 gpa humble kid from ewa beach (all berkeley moms r PROUD of their sons)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ipanema & the pacific islands)

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berkeley grad playing with house money#
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dr martin luther king jr remembrance day

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the university of california, berkeley=a worldwide epicenter of the free speech & civil rights movement (what's ur activism??, shocks loves/protects/fundraises for them rescue doggy dogs)
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cal general manager: jaylen brown's #1 longterm goals are to OWN a nba team/organization & to do a headstand better than his yoga/meditation mentor shocky

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bottom line analysis: the recent federal department of education ruling that the internal $20,500,000 nil fund for power conference schools needs to be proportionately shared by both male & female athletes may be thrown out the window by the next prez...and that's a good thing

knowlton's #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil who knowingly enabled her close friend teri mckeever to abuse the women's swimmers into suicidal iderations due to her relentless abuse which included racist attacks is the ONLY person along with revenue sports degrader general knowlton who wants the athletic department's nil pool dollars to be awarded equally to the quidditch team instead of jaydn ott & cade uluave

nobody in their right mind is gonna donate to the university nil program or endow sports teams with limited fan/donor bases, the work by kevin kennedy in conjunction with the godfather of cal football lance cooper is why huge upside stud qbs jks & devin brown are gonna compete during 2025 spring ball for qb1 in berkeley

jenny forced chancellor lyons to get a legal opinion re: the legality of the nil disbursements & has tole the con artist in the past that he could go to prison if he didn't comply with title ix...and the dumb azz believed her according to multiple donors he's confided in (jim is socially awkward & not really fully aware how disliked he is within the berkeley community)

honestly knowlton should be terminated not only for his financial illiteracy, role with the mckeever scandal (telling the swimmer's families that "someday they would thank the head coach") but also for pathologically lying (including to mark madsen) about the basketball practice facilities getting shovels in the ground

hopefully's rich "listening tour" after decades on the berkeley campus is coming to an end soon & he will green light dan mogulof to fire the worthless bureaucratic trio of knowlton, jenny & markeisha

if nothing else the chancellor should declare that all berkeley students will receive FREE tixs for all 2025 football & basketball games to ensure loud hostile home field/court advantages & build the necessary future pipeline of Builders of Berkeley

vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!#

chancellor lyons, your well intended dream that cal will continue to fund 30+ sports programs under knowlton's failed watch with the state & federal financial shortfall tsunami rapidly encroaching upon berkeley is gonna require you to take ACTION!!
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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna fall in the sun in cali like jaylen brown)

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https://instagr.am/p/DAgjzROsYrZ


mahalo#



The first pass by JKS reminded me of NFL films of Joe Namath who had a quick and effortless release. If you focus on JKS in the pocket and the ease of his throwing motion it looks like he is throwing a short screen pass or something. But check out the yardage and that pass was almost 45 yards in the air. Effortlessly! The old films of Namath looked the same, you think it's a short pass but he's actually throwing way down field.

Can't wait to see JKS as a Golden Bear next year!
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2026 cal football program recruiting update:

the staff's #1 target on the 2026 o-line big board is all american legit 6'7" 335 lbs tommy tofi from riordan high school in san francisco who got actionable offers from a lotta MAJOR football factories in the united states of america that replaces its disposable gladiators once their utility is expended leaving them only kinda worthless degrees that can result in them at age 30 living in a box under the overpass for the 280


there are a couple of huge questions in this important recruitment:

https://instagr.am/p/Ct28obhLMBf
from a logistical perspective how would this tight & beautiful family get to fall football games in further afar places outta the bay area on fall gamedays, do they gotta charter a private airplane or something???



and how do moms & hoops legend john tofi sr split up in order to see high upside 3.8 gpa apex predator edge defender john jr (focused on hoops in high school, got unreal developmental upside with coach so'oto with his +1 athleticism) if the boyz aren't in berkeley together??...and how many rental cars & hotels is this **** gonna require on gamedays??

and does tommy wanna get a hug from his moms, maybe his laundry done & absolutely warm chocolate chip cookies from her when college is challenging from time to time??

and will meeks figure out that the pro move is to get baller john sr an extra key to haas pavillion so he can get up his shots on saturday mornings with hoop dreams before his sons (plural) games later in the day at spectacular memorial stadium??

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a simple drive for the ENTIRE fam/friends with the bridge toll mafia)



definition of a non stop motor: relentlessly BLOCKING the opposing defender 10 yards outta bounds at midfield!!

KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!#
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