https://instagr.am/p/BqAsBkVHoG3
2026 high school recruiting summary:

the staff is targeting a high school class of approximately 15 signees, actionable offers will be at a PREMIUM

right now there are 3 verbal commitments (all on the defensive side of the ball subject to gpa academic excellence)

there are 4 recruiting weekends scheduled for this summer: april 3rd, may 29th, june 5th & june 12th

^ there are around 15 scheduled official visits for these 4 official visit weekends, the vast majority of these prospects got actionable offers

there will be continued player evaluations & the building of relationships which will result in some current conditional offers being upgraded to actionable offers & additional scheduled official visits to berkeley

prospects not interested in life after football & working hard in the classrooms of berkeley in building generational wealth are not a good fit & should probably just sign with a football factory for disposable gladiators which will then set them up for working on the loading dock at restoration hardware when they're 30 years old & everybody around them is tired as **** about their dumb azz stories of being a football star back in the day

Hole locations for the final round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational presented by Mastercard pic.twitter.com/lnUcqQvmKB

— PGA TOUR Communications (@PGATOURComms) March 9, 2025

collin morikawa (works the ball left to right): green light pins on the 1st hole, the tough 9th hole, all the par 5s & the 18th hole if it comes down to the wire (or a playoff)...there's a red light pin on the watery par 4th 8th hole...most importantly, don't hit ur ******* drive on the par 5 16th hole into the right fairway bunker for the 4th ******* day, u feel me brah??

michael kim (works the ball right to left): green light pins on the redan 2nd hole, all the par 5s & the brutal par 4 8th hole...play cautiously on the red light pins on the 1st, 9th & 18th holes...and most importantly make sure the volunteers continue to "work" their foot wedges to ensure u get good lies, got it?...just ask cade uluave if u don't know how this **** works, got it??

Who will wear @ArnoldPalmer's iconic red cardigan on Sunday? ⛱️🏆

(presented by @ROLEX) pic.twitter.com/dqpoNSkvX2

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 9, 2025

this is the golden age of california golden bear golf!!#

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx

18 holes stand between solo leader @Collin_Morikawa and a victory at Bay Hill.

Highlights from his 5-under 67 @APInv ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/UQrV1kB04D

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 9, 2025

the MAGIC of cal golf (playing ur sport with complete FREEDOM)#

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ron rivera update: it's expected that rivera's confirmation as cal football's 1st general manager will be voted upon & approved by the uc board of regents at the next scheduled meeting on march 18-20 at the ucla campus

the con artist will NOT be allowed to vote on this matter as cal football hopefully becomes a separate financial entity from the BANKRUPT cal athletic department ($66,900,000 annual deficit) that is hoping ur gonna bail out with the march 13 BIG GIVE for athletic department bureaucrats...or u could just burn ur money in the backyard or buy jimmy another rental income property in colorado springs, it's ur choice!!

Just remember mom's always watching 😂@RiverboatRonHC on how Titans HC Brian Callahan handles his emotions on the sidelines pic.twitter.com/qLKtSHZzwF

— Good Morning Football (@gmfb) September 17, 2024

ron & shocky r mama's boys#

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MAJOR cal's monster class exclusive announcement:

the uc board of regents got an action agenda item on wednesday march 19, 2025 at 2:00 pm re: ron rivera being hopefully approved as cal football's 1st general manager!!
https://regents.universityofcalifornia.edu/regmeet/mar25/govx.pdf

if approved then that will signal to cal football the GOODBYE to the anti football/basketball bureaucrats/****tards james arthur knowlton, jennifer simon o'neil & markeisha everett



a monumental day in the history of cal football#

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.@collin_morikawa cleans up the bunker with this ridiculous shot 👀 pic.twitter.com/xiQ6BPZd3A

— TGL (@TGL) March 3, 2025

fun fact: collin morikawa wuz at best an average sand player during his berkeley days, thru hard work & technique adjustments he's now an elite bunker player, notice the SPEED of the shorter swing thru the ball!!

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No putter needed!@Collin_Morikawa leads by two after a birdie at the first @APInv.

📺 Golf Channel pic.twitter.com/C2FFRtdm4G

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 9, 2025

let's ******* go (r u turning a weakness into a strength in ur life??)#

https://instagr.am/p/CZPqvLbvLq8
2025 pga tournament at bay hill: 4th round update

collin morikawa (72, 2nd): yeah collin is probably gonna follow shocky's caddie advice to aim his tee ball down the left rough line & cut it back to the center of the fairway on the par 5 16th hole at bay hill next year

good news: collin has moved up from #5 to #4 in the world rankings

on a more immediate basis morikawa continues to misread putts, bringing in jj to help read/confirm putting lines is the right move next week in jacksonville like he did on the 17th & 18th greens this afternoon

Collin Morikawa with an excellent roll to reach 11-under. 📈

📺 NBC & Peacock | @APInv pic.twitter.com/Jj4R1c20oD

— Golf Channel (@GolfChannel) March 9, 2025

but make no mistake about it, koa loves collin!!

https://instagr.am/p/C9A9wGORVO0
michael kim (69, 4th): michael continues to play as well as anybody on the pga tour!!...moved up to #53 in the world rankings, top 50 receive invitations at the end of march to next month's masters tournament at augusta national, let's ******* go!!

ben an (68, tied for 8th): ben tied for 2nd in greens in regulation (48 out of 72) which reflects his outstanding ball striking this week, just gotta clean up the sand play (got up & down only 2 outta 8 times) next week up the road at tpc sawgrass...an moved up from #126 to #52 in the fed ex standings for the season (the top 100 players retain their pga tour cards in 2026)

We all come from different walks of life/backgrounds, but come together for a common goal! It was great connecting the other night as we approach the start of spring ball. Congrats to @AllenBrown_4 team for pulling out the win✊🏾 It’s bigger than ball 💯 #MembersOnly #GoBears🐻🐻 pic.twitter.com/6onf2Yqqyf

— Terrence Brown (@CoachTB02) March 10, 2025

world record for most gutter balls!! (breaking the previous record of 258 gutter balls at jimmy kidd's 3rd grade b-day party at sandy hill lanes in mullen nebraska on june 3, 1999)#

Great time and fellowship with the linebackers today!!! Can’t wait for spring ball to start on Wednesday with this crew!!! #SmartAndTough #GRITTY pic.twitter.com/k8lNLcBV9w

— Michael Bruno (@Coach_MikeBruno) March 9, 2025

water>>>>>>>>>>>>alaskan ice tea (just ask aaron hampton)>>>>80 grams of sugared up cokes>>untreated toilet water#

𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗘𝗽.𝟭 🐻

Get to know the new addition to the QB room @dbrownqb33 🎯#GoBears pic.twitter.com/OCQAssaaXE

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 8, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/DGtl5d9uXng


4.4 gpa zony gunslinger throwing jaguar dimes to +1 athletic 4.25 gpa hunter barth back in the day#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the tasty shrimp tacos at joyride taco house east)

https://instagr.am/p/CxRVdYQPFNO

The Calgorithm 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Caucus would like to release this joint statement pic.twitter.com/0doPBllc9O

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) March 8, 2025

plz add shocky to this signee list (when is national ponytail recognition day??)#

https://instagr.am/p/C7r-JBuSoch


^ fun fact: devin brown is the lead singer & nick morrow is the drummer for tv girl!!

Thoughts from API:
-Had another very nice week with a 4th place finish. Super proud of how I’ve been able to keep the good play going. Wish I could have made a couple more putts to give myself a real chance but nonetheless I’m playing some top level golf. It feels really good…

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) March 10, 2025

real talk: agreed that collin is gonna be a favorite at the 2025 us open at oakmont this summer but very disappointed that michael still refuses to give shocky one hundo percent credit for coaching him up during the 1st round of the 2025 phoenix open as a walking gallery of 2 fans (the other being his moms) for all 18 holes which sparked his game's remarkable renaissance (yeah joe mayo's short game lessons in scottsdale that week played a minor role compared to the monster's developmental positive energy work with him)

I was in the right place at the right time Thursday when you hit this shot. Great shot! What wedge did you hit and what’s the best practice drill for a 4 handicap like myself who would like to really hone in his carry distances on his wedges? pic.twitter.com/UuNe5SlSW8

— Matthew D. Parker (@MattParker_USA) February 10, 2025

fun fact: michael's right to left ball flight trajectory is very well suited to the masters, other than than the uphill dogleg right par 4 18th all the other holes (excluding the par 3s) favor a draw off the tee box at augusta national

Imagine hitting your tee ball on #13 at Augusta in front of all these people and having to #sling it around the corner from this new back tee. #NoThanks pic.twitter.com/B7SDgxbjbZ

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) April 9, 2024

Get paaaaiiiiddddd @Cambeezy_ #ProBears 🐻📈 https://t.co/GA8dgmnIFw

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) March 10, 2025

real talk: dumb azzs with low gpas go to **** academic skools/football factories & work at the restoration hardware loading dock at age 30 with no ******* life after football

the TAKERS get PAID ($60,000,000) in the national football league & earn berkeley degrees!!#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including corona & manila)

Is that at Rancho Manana in Cave Creek?

Go Bears Forever

^ goldy, silverleaf in north scottsdale

Fresh cuts, big hearts!💈

Our players gave back by cutting hair for kids at the People’s Youth & Family Center at Acorn!

Big thanks to our community partners New Narrative, P.L.A.Y, 510 Legacy, Black Underground Scholars and to the Cameron Institute for making this possible!… pic.twitter.com/G05cOdGehT

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 10, 2025

good news: other than a couple of kinda minor "fresh cuts" & scapes (which will heal eventually), there wuz ZERO ear amputations and/or emergency ambo rides to alta bates for the young ones!!



let's ******* go (to supercuts next time)!!#

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ron rivera update: it's expected that rivera's confirmation as cal football's 1st general manager will be voted upon & approved by the uc board of regents at the next scheduled meeting on march 18-20 at the ucla campus

the con artist will NOT be allowed to vote on this matter as cal football hopefully becomes a separate financial entity from the BANKRUPT cal athletic department ($66,900,000 annual deficit) that is hoping ur gonna bail out with the march 13 BIG GIVE for athletic department bureaucrats...or u could just burn ur money in the backyard or buy jimmy another rental income property in colorado springs, it's ur choice!!

Just remember mom's always watching 😂@RiverboatRonHC on how Titans HC Brian Callahan handles his emotions on the sidelines pic.twitter.com/qLKtSHZzwF

— Good Morning Football (@gmfb) September 17, 2024

ron & shocky r mama's boys#

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MAJOR cal's monster class exclusive announcement:

the uc board of regents got an action agenda item on thursday march 19, 2025 at 2:00 pm re: ron rivera being hopefully approved as cal football's 1st general manager!!
https://regents.universityofcalifornia.edu/regmeet/mar25/govx.pdf

if approved then that will signal to cal football the GOODBYE to the anti football/basketball bureaucrats/****tards james arthur knowlton, jennifer simon o'neil & markeisha everett



a monumental day in the history of cal football#

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coach wilcox is "excited about the prospect of a few people adding to our staff" with respects to the cal football general manager upcoming annoucement

translation: **** the con artist & the ******* worthless bureaucrats in the athletic department, we're gonna hire our own tix sales (FREE tixs for all berkeley students), nil allocations/disbursements, communications, marketing/branding & gameday mgmt football staff

https://instagr.am/p/DG3voU6SJHv

^ note to the cal football players/prospects reading this post: andrea bocelli is blind

https://instagr.am/p/DHBRiHMx3ug
translation: "look shocky is super annoying but probably should've listened to him re: the start line of my tee balls on the easy as **** par 5 16th hole at bay hill before knocking it into the alligator death roll bunker guarding the right side of the fairway all 4 rounds"

I will not be goin to cal on June 5 @Rivals @247recruiting @MaxPreps @On3Recruits @MikeRoach247 @LancasterFBwebo

— Izayah lee (@zayygoind1) March 10, 2025

2026 running back recruiting update:

with lee off the board & the staff only targeting one high school signee in the 2026 class, an official visit with an actionable offer will be extended to one of the current rbs with conditional offers on the big board...keep an eye on potentially sean morris of loyola getting a berkeley offer

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including erewhon)

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#blessed pic.twitter.com/9SvD1y8PaJ

— Camron Brooks (@CamronBrooks32) February 4, 2025

potential day 1 starter on the left coast#

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#AGTG pic.twitter.com/GjBYzsWLaR

— Camron Brooks (@CamronBrooks32) February 21, 2025

FACTS: the left coast is NOT like the ugly azz midwest or the backwards azz deep south#

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Can’t wait to get to the west coast in a couple weeks!!! #GoBears pic.twitter.com/IzaJ1ur7MS

— Camron Brooks (@CamronBrooks32) March 11, 2025

Kick off summer with football! 🏈

Our Youth Football Camp is happening June 9-12! Come and get coached by Cal's very own players and coaches!

🔗: https://t.co/AI5Llwvj2G#GoBears pic.twitter.com/i7DLbbWlaH

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 11, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/C6uKQhfrNzF
cal summer football youth camp with cade & jaydn (wut could possibly go wrong??)#

I was hating on Mel Kiper for undervaluing Teddye but I have to apologize 👌🏾He’s on Point😎💯👏🏽👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/fUGZVzPFXv

— Arron M Smith Sr (@arron_sr) March 12, 2025

fun fact: visited at length with dad arron at wake forest after the epic liam johnson interception to seal the victory during the FUN bears roadie celebration, pops don't got good hair like his sons

the MAGIC of cal football (do u got ur season tix(s) for this fall??)#

Blocking out the noise for @THEPLAYERS week 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/Gh2IATVoKF

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 11, 2025

**** the haters (haas biz ad degree & 2 majors championship trophies plus $100,000,000+ earnings at age 28)#

berkeley is a dream school (if ur willing to do the WORK)#

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Great time and fellowship with the linebackers today!!! Can’t wait for spring ball to start on Wednesday with this crew!!! #SmartAndTough #GRITTY pic.twitter.com/k8lNLcBV9w

— Michael Bruno (@Coach_MikeBruno) March 9, 2025

water>>>>>>>>>>>>alaskan ice tea (just ask aaron hampton)>>>>80 grams of sugared up cokes>>untreated toilet water#

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inside backers room left to right (in a horseshoe):

hunter "elite nfl testing metrics" barth, cade "175 yards 7 iron" uluave, luke "legoland" ferelli, buom "100 tackles" jock, aaron "anchorage" alaska, eze "buc-ee's wingman" osondu, bj "the dragon" jones, lucas "rooster run" vanderlind & coach mike "24/7/365 work ethic" bruno



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in north america (including the freezing azz level 7 hypothermia frozen tundra of alaska)

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Spring dates are finally here! 📅 #GoBears pic.twitter.com/5UnaGBvh5t

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) February 18, 2025

2025 spring ball will start on wednesday march 12th & conclude on saturday april 12th...this will then give the staff 3 days for a deep dive on all player evaluations & then surgically attack the transfer portal when it reopens on april 16th thru the 26th for 10 absolutely frenzied days of contacts & visits in targeting a couple of critical immediate impact prospects

6 key goals for 2025 spring ball:

1) cal's monster offensive line: it all starts upfront & after multiple starters each season during the wilcox era of mediocrity actually weighing less than 300 lbs, novak & meeks are creating a dynamic situation where the bears will probably start 5 powerful trench warriors that all weigh 315+ lbs that got mobility!!

2) the kicking game: due to longwell running off bhaghani the bears lost 3 & potentially 4 games in 2024 due to ****** up kicking misses despite the bear insider myth that coe gotta "big leg" which ignored the fact that's he's a mentally agitated young man unlike the ice in his veins bhaghani...with a new kicker, new punter, new longsnapper & a new holder (none of which are highly regarded in the kicking circuit per shocky's conversations with the rausch & sailor camps) spring ball will determine if the bears gotta head back into the portal for significant upgrades

3) quarterback battle: devin vs jaron, wowza some serious TALENT in berkeley!!

4). HEAT on opposing quarterbacks: will aidan keanaaina become the 1st interior lineman in ages to get sacks?...will ryan mcculloch get his body right in the new s&c program & stay healthy in reaching his tremendous upside?...will jayden wayne bring the HEAT or will the highly regarded san mateo fightin' benjis duo play like violent apex predator edge defenders as taught by coach hawk??

5) wide receiver BLOCKING: will coach cefalo change the culture of the room which has been ingrained for years as the worst blocking unit in college football??

6) the TAKERS: lotta unproven talent, whose gonna lockdown the starting 5??

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Tomorrow...#GoBears pic.twitter.com/o3qMzNasO9

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 12, 2025

1st day out for 2025 spring ball (on 10 paws we stood tall, ruf)#

𝗖𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗔𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆

Practice 1 (3/13)
California Memorial Stadium
Meet at Gate 5 @ 9:15am

Approx 11:30am
Travers Family Head Football Coach Justin Wilcox
Devin Brown
Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele

Requested 1:1s

— CalFootballPR (@calfootballpr) March 12, 2025

Is the date on this inaccurate?

^ ??, today is 3/13

This house call from @HezekiahMasses was yesterday’s play of the game, presented by @floridacitygas 🔥 pic.twitter.com/gVVtalbON1

— FIU Football (@FIUFootball) September 10, 2023

winter ball standout turning eyes: quick twitch +1 athletic lockdown cornerback zeke masses

the TAKERS earn berkeley degrees before getting PAID in the nfl (did u do ur homework today??)#

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^ ??, today is 3/13

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Today is Wed March 12

^ haha, good catch econ, the cal marketing dept incompetence got no limits!!

2:00 pm on wednesday march 19th can't get here quick enuf
https://regents.universityofcalifornia.edu/regmeet/mar25/govx.pdf

https://instagr.am/p/DGI_c0hzMlO

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^ ??, today is 3/13

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Today is Wed March 12

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Doh! I think I did the same thing as shocky: Set my clocks ahead one day, instead of one hour. Explains why I've been late for all my appointments so far this week.

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Shocky1 said:

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^ ??, today is 3/13

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Today is Wed March 12

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In California. It is already Thursday March 13 here on the other side of the Pacific.

https://instagr.am/p/DDSveQePOYa
clocks (and time) r for losers#

First day in the books 🎥#GoBears pic.twitter.com/BmFcOVLZfV

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 12, 2025

where r the ******* longwell kicking game highlites??#

We’re baaaaack 🔥#GoBears pic.twitter.com/cmlgZri3a9

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 12, 2025

2025 spring ball: practice #1 (1st day out)

starting 5 reps (nothing is locked in, the COMPETITION starts now!!):
left tackle: frederick williams, 6'5" 300 lbs
left guard: jordan spasojevic-moko, 6'5" 335 lbs
center: tyson ruffins, 6'2" 310 lbs
right guard: sioape vatikani, 6'4" 315 lbs (noticeably cored/leaned out)
right tackle: braden miller, 6'6" 315 lbs

the critical left tackle job is gonna be a fierce battle with lajuan owens, 6'4" 355 lbs (needs to lean out a bit, he's a powerful grown azz man)

coach wilcox noted that nick morrow & aiden newbill are out for spring ball...former defensive end akili calhoun is now running with the 2s at right guard

monster spring goals: cal's monster offensive line is shocky's favorite room in the program & he's ******* tired of undersized (thx to a failed s&c program) trench workers in the past getting their azzs handed to them & pushed ******* backwards by stronger predators, the monster trusts coach anae to develop & identify the best starting 5 this spring and hopefully each of these players will weigh in this fall at least 315+ lbs as part of the largest o-line in the history of cal football, u feel me brah??

Back in business 😤#GoBears pic.twitter.com/yu9suZkiMz

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 12, 2025