Shocky1 said:

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of filipino descent such as amelia & breezy)

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coach wilcox noted that nobody outworked jacob de jesus in winter ball, today he had the play of the day on a spectacular box fade reception from jaron

^ above video: shocky at nooner modern yoga today!!

https://instagr.am/p/DHG-KqWRNAa
"r u ******* kidding me" (collin, let jj help read ur ******* putts, brah)??#

collin, shocky has played golf with rocco mediate here in the desert, he's a semi recovering alcoholic that wants to talk about politics (dude is uneducated, nobody gives 2 ***** about any of his uninformed opinions) incessantly

rocco is a ******* loser, ur entitled to talk to the media on ur terms brah

With Ryder Bush sidelined, @johntofijr scored seven of his 10 points during the third quarter of @ARHSBasketball’s decisive 19-2 run.

It’s his first back-to-back double digit games since … we don’t know when!

Story: https://t.co/entCib1lXJ@RiordanSports pic.twitter.com/HvGlMSH5rt

— Ethan Kassel (@KasselMedia) March 13, 2025

3.8 gpa crusader on a cali STATE championship mission!!#

Official visit locked in with @CalFootball 🟡🔵 @BenjiPalu_Cal @browning_coach #Gobears pic.twitter.com/TNqbUrcygm

— Fameitau “FA” Siale (@fsiale7) March 12, 2025

2026 6'4" 248 lbs elite defense end fameitau "fa" siale from powerhouse o'dea high school in drizzly azz seattle#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of tonga)

https://instagr.am/p/Cq7Zn5wpWtA

Shocky1 said:

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“A good photograph is knowing where to stand.” 📸

Ansel Adams was born #OTD in 1902.

In the ’60s, the photographer — known for his majestic landscapes — was commissioned to capture the people, places, and spirit of @UofCalifornia.

The works were compiled in the book Fiat Lux. pic.twitter.com/TH5VvCSXW3

— UC Berkeley Library (@UCBerkeleyLib) February 20, 2025

-Confirmed with Markeisha that FREE tixs to all football and basketball games will NOT happen as Berkeley becomes the industry leader in TARP MANAGEMENT!!

-Reassured Chancellor Lyons that then upcoming Big Give will be wildly successful with Berkeley alums generously pledging/donating to endow the Coed Quidditch Program and pay for the salaries of Athletic Department bureaucrats. Game on!!

-Checked with Mountain West conference Commissioner Nevarez re: Cal's transitioning to the conference in 2027.

-Dropped out of the Laney College's "Reading Financial Statements for Dumb Azzs" in order to focus more on the upcoming Rocky Mountains Senior League upcoming playoff matches against the Aspen Trust Funders & the Durango Deer Killers.

-Signed off on Jenny's Athletic Department 9 day team summertime bonding event at the George V in Paris. In a cost saving measure all department employees will NOT be flying 1st class but rather Business Select.

Fun Facts (actually true): Jimmy had never been to Calfiornia before his 1st interview with Carol Christ & he believed Jenny when she told him he could be jailed for non Title IX compliance if the men's and women's basketball recruiting budgets were not equal.

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https://instagr.am/p/DG3ZcTgvf9H
today is the BIG CON#

Shocky1 said:

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mb, the crushing unprecedented financial debt being incurred by the athletic department needs to be addressed NOW:

cal currently operates 13 men's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) football
2) men's basketball
3) men's golf (the most endowed program in berkeley including football)
4) men's tennis
5) men's swimming & diving
6) men's water polo

the following 7 teams will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding)

1) baseball (41 counters): the stu gordon fundraising money is nearly all gone, evans diamonds will be repurposed for the greater good of the university with an internal accounting "sale" to the central campus
2) men's cross country (18 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
3) men's gymnastics (21 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, sport cut
4) men's rowing (71 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
5) men's rugby (62 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
6) men's soccer (41 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport playing local schools
7) men's track & field (65 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed

this will create a reduction of 319 counters which is the key metric for title ix compliance

cal currently operates 15 women's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) women's basketball
2) softball
3) women's gymnastics
4) women's golf
5) women's tennis
6) women's swimming & diving
7) women's water polo
8) women's volleyball
9) women's beach volleyball

the following 6 sports will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding):

1) women's cross country (14 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
2) field hockey (26 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
3) lacrosse (30 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
4) women's track & field (51 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
5) women's soccer (32 counters): lack of donors/fan interst, will become a club sport
6) women's rowing (60 counters): will become a club sport

this will create are a reduction of 233 counters which combined with the men's reduction of 319 counters will result in a total reduction of 552 counters with all current schollys honored thru a berkeley degree/graduation

the athletic department will be operating 15 sport teams in compliance with the current ncca minimum of 15 sports program...the expectation for all teams will be to graduate 95% of their student athletes & compete for championships

the repurposing of evans diamond & edwards field via an internal "sale" to the central campus will allow for an accounting debt relief of the current hundred million dollars of athletic department debt that will never have future revenue streams for repayment

at that point there will be a corresponding streamlining/rightsizing of the current bloated/mismanged athletic department with more than half of the current bureaucracy released with a vast savings of salaries, benefits & retirement costs to the university

when chancellor lyons wuz promoted one of his 1st actions wuz commissioning a study of the athletic department, consultants are gonna bill him a $1,000,000+++ to tell him wut this monster post summarizes for FREE but that's just how non financially accountable organizations work that can't even figure out marketing 101's 1st step in building the brand/building a pipeline to future Builders of Berkeley would be to offer FREE tixs to all students for all football & basketball games which is beyond ******* obvious

or rich can just not do **** & let the impending pending financial tsunami heading for berkeley wash away all sports & berkeley will become become an ivy league sports model institution with no schollys on a shoestring budget (which will please the majority of the academians at berkeley) with an empty memorial stadium sitting quietly on fall gamedays with the seagulls circling above from further afar as alums discontinue returning to their alma mater



**** balenciaga (right past the wawa down the turnpike)#

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https://instagr.am/p/DHEss4dRNi7
when is the BIG RIGHTSIZING of the financially inept cal athletic department??#

Locked in @CalFootball 🏄‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/hqWlGXzdVa

— 3⭐️ OL Khalil Sanogo 🇨🇮 (@KhalilSanogo71) March 13, 2025

2026 3.8 gpa 6'55" 295 lbs offensive lineman khalil sanogo from legacy high school (south of fort worth)#

Happy 21st anniversary to my wonderful parents! I’m blessed to have you two along for my journey. pic.twitter.com/h3iUAn8Edl

— 3⭐️ OL Khalil Sanogo 🇨🇮 (@KhalilSanogo71) March 6, 2025

My experience with the @sixstarfootball event this past weekend pic.twitter.com/vvbkxmrenm

— 3⭐️ OL Khalil Sanogo 🇨🇮 (@KhalilSanogo71) January 1, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that want to build generational wealth thru nfl development with coach meeks in the acc & hard work in the classroom of berkeley, just ask buc-ee about the beautiful people of mansfield & the ivory coast)

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

That this dude is still being allowed to be the face of Cal Athletics troubles me to the core!

https://instagr.am/p/DDz-raHpTBB
2025 players championship at tpc sawgrass: 1st round update

collin morikawa (70, tied for 31st): morikawa reads greens about as well as a one eyed alligator, today he continued to misread putts (he flips his wrist around like a puppeteer/contortionist after missing putts to indicate it moved in a direction different than he thought) en route to making an abysmal 47 feet of putts in 18 holes (u can do the math like dr shock)...shockingly, collin brought in his caddie jj to help read the 10 foot birdie putts on the 9th & 15th holes which resulted in jakovic getting on his belly like a croc to read the putts...yeah morikawa drained both of these putts (and then inexplicably never called jj in again for reads)!!

ben an (73, tied for 82nd): pulled drive on the par 4 14th hole resulted in a double bogey 6 but ben is still playing well

michael kim (75, tied for 112th): hitting only half of the greens in regulation no es bueno

max homa (79, tied for 139th): keep battling, max!!

Shocky1 said:

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This house call from @HezekiahMasses was yesterday’s play of the game, presented by @floridacitygas 🔥 pic.twitter.com/gVVtalbON1

— FIU Football (@FIUFootball) September 10, 2023

winter ball standout turning eyes: quick twitch +1 athletic lockdown cornerback zeke masses

the TAKERS earn berkeley degrees before getting PAID in the nfl (did u do ur homework today??)#

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𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗘𝗽.𝟮 🐻

Get to know one of our new DB’s @HezekiahMasses 🔒#GoBears pic.twitter.com/FL1DU1vPIJ

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 13, 2025

the FUTURE at corner back#

GO BEARS!🐻@BrandonHuffman @GregBiggins pic.twitter.com/wuCTckiwfz

— Koloi Keli (@Koloi_2026) March 4, 2025

2026 6'3" 290 lbs agile warrior offensive lineman koloi filipo keli from farrington high school (honolulu)#

Good on good here, Farrington OL Keli Koloi with a heck of a punch against standout edge Ben Honebein, both impressed tonight pic.twitter.com/p04oOsq1rJ

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) January 16, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for nfl ambitious & academically focused polynesians with a family environment)

More to come 👀#ForTheCulture 🇼🇸🇦🇸🇹🇴🇫🇯#GoBears 🐻 https://t.co/snfwKZbjTU

— Vic So'oto (@Coach_Sooto) March 13, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/DCs1f3jRDJe
vic, does this mean moani is moving from the island to cali, wut's her gpa??

https://instagr.am/p/BFSAbu4LRPA

Econ141 said:

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That this dude is still being allowed to be the face of Cal Athletics troubles me to the core!

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He creates negative value. Donations would be higher if he was fired.

2025 spring football roster update:
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster

4 deletions from the roster: tyson ford (graduating from notre dame this may still expected to arrive in berkeley this summer), mason starling (out of eligibility), matthlew littlejohn (earned berkeley degree, out of eligibility) & collin gamble (earned berkeley degree, currently coaching in texas)

1 addition to the roster: kadarius calloway is competing in spring ball (more talent that he showed on the field last season) for the important rb #3 role (football is a violent sport)

2025 scholly roster departures: 33 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
mason starling, wide receiver...out of eligibility...no berkeley degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

Shocky1 said:

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2025 spring football roster update:
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster

4 deletions from the roster: tyson ford (graduating from notre dame this may wuz gonna arrive in berkeley this summer), mason starling (out of eligibility), matthlew littlejohn (out of eligibility) & collin gamble (coaching in texas)

1 addition to the roster: kadarius calloway is competing in spring ball (more talent that he showed on the field last season) for the important rb #3 role (football is a violent sport)

2025 scholly roster departures: 34 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
tyson ford, defensive lineman...notre dame degree
mason starling, wide receiver...out of eligibility...no berkeley degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...no berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree



do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#

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Is Tyson Ford no longer coming to Cal or just removed from the roster because he's not yet enrolled?

tyson ford is still expected to travel from south bend to berkeley this summer & collin gamble earned a berkeley degree in american studies with an emphasis upon biz ad classes

will edit above roster departure post for better clarification

Checking out @CalFootball today. #GoBears@MP_PrideFB @RonTBAOL pic.twitter.com/zreaMgKBbp

— Aaron Thomas (@AaronEliThomas) March 14, 2025

2026 6'6" 290 lbs ELITE offensive lineman aaron thomas from mountain pointe high school (a rock's throw from tempe)#

Turning my weaknesses into strengths. @MP_PrideFB @RonTBAOL pic.twitter.com/Xs5RaSUoRJ

— Aaron Thomas (@AaronEliThomas) February 17, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/C_Bvqb6OjOK
berkeley=arizona is bear territory (if ur willing to do the hard work both athletically & academically, don't be a dumb azz)

^ no worries if u just wanna ball out without reading books & **** at an easy as **** football factory skool like kansas, ohio state or texas a&m, just be prepared to be working on the loading dock at the marshalls on elliot road when ur 30 years old & football is done with u in a fiercely competitive global economy that favors cal, stanford & ivy league grads

#PolyPipeline https://t.co/KPGr627fgX

— JOHN TOFI™ (@BIGGTOFF415) March 14, 2025

johnny brah (good luck against roosevelt eastvale in ur hoop dreams), shocky is one hundo percent in agreement we gotta build out the poly pipeline to berkeley, do u know any 5 star polys like moana or something??

https://instagr.am/p/4fa3rWLRDV
why isn't shocky in these ******* fotos??#

Yessir @CoachKD__ !!! Elite coach ‼️ https://t.co/gUJyiomfd1

— Ben Hawk Schrider (@coach_schrider) March 14, 2025

berkeley grads making coaching moves in pursuit of their dreams#

COLLIN ALMOST RANG THE BELL pic.twitter.com/YVnjxU1Bwp

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 14, 2025

2025 players championship at tpc sawgrass: 2nd round update

collin morikawa (65, tied for 4th): bounce back week continues in ponte verda florida with a SENSATIONAL 65!!

fun fact: collin apparently only allows jj jakovac (arguably the best caddie on the pga tour, all american at chico state back in the day) to do his belly on the greens croc reads twice a round...jj gave the bossy boss man 2 reads on the 1st & 9th greens today which wuz both drained for birdies, jakovac is now for 4 for 4 on birdie putt money reads in the last 24 hours!!

and yeah morikawa also holed out twice from off the greens too for birds!!

Trending 📈📈📈

Collin drains it with a 3-wood 👀 pic.twitter.com/IjtR3Y4gvh

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 14, 2025

ben an (69, tied for 49th): despite crooked azz driving (13 outta 28 fairways in regulation) & out of character loose scrambling (up & down only 6 outta 13 missed greens), ben is making a ton of putts & got a legit chance to move up the leaderboard this weekend!!

michael kim (69, missed cut): brutal missed horseshoe putt on the island green par 3 17th hole is sending michael back to dallas for a couple of well deserved days of rest & maybe a buc-ee bbq brisket sandwich...playing absolutely WORLD CLASS golf right now

You asked, @Mike_kim714 answered.

We joined him this morning on the range at TPC Sawgrass for a pre-PLAYERS Q&A. ⬇️

Thanks for sending in your questions! pic.twitter.com/wU8MJpN9gY

— Titleist (@Titleist) March 12, 2025

max homa 71, missed cut): swing rhythm looks good just missing (16 in 2 rounds no es bueno) too many fairways with the driver, if max can put the ball in play off the tee box that will be transformational for his game

Aloha, Talofa & Malo e lelei

We are putting on our very first Polynesian Coaches Forum! All are welcome to join.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/PpZ0Yg5vJH

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 14, 2025

wut up benji??

plz accept this as my acceptance of ur invitation for me to serve as the featured guest speaker at the 1st cal football poly coaches conference!!

shocky will mostly talk about poke, yoga, mauna kea, 32 oz green juices, curvy brunette yoga females, food trucks on the north shore & the importance of not running off ur all american kicker (make sure longwell sits in the front row with a notebook)

yeah the monster will do this **** for FREE!!

https://instagr.am/p/BG2c9tghHcW

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Great time and fellowship with the linebackers today!!! Can’t wait for spring ball to start on Wednesday with this crew!!! #SmartAndTough #GRITTY pic.twitter.com/k8lNLcBV9w

— Michael Bruno (@Coach_MikeBruno) March 9, 2025

water>>>>>>>>>>>>alaskan ice tea (just ask aaron hampton)>>>>80 grams of sugared up cokes>>untreated toilet water#

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inside backers room left to right (in a horseshoe):

hunter "elite nfl testing metrics" barth, cade "175 yards 7 iron" uluave, luke "legoland" ferelli, buom "100 tackles" jock, aaron "anchorage" alaska, eze "buc-ee's wingman" osondu, bj "the dragon" jones, lucas "rooster run" vanderlind & coach mike "24/7/365 work ethic" bruno



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in north america (including the freezing azz level 7 hypothermia frozen tundra of alaska)

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2025 spring ball: practice #2

the high energy rainy azz bears got basically 3 battle tested starters in coach bruno's inside backer room:

cade uluave: the potential all american gotta stay healthy for all 13 games (which should happen in the now intense s&c program, cade wuz outta gas/poorly conditioned in the 4th quarter vs miami), improve significantly in pass coverage (with nfl skillz lockdown coverage of tight ends/running backs) & begin making violent sacks in hopefully a more aggressive d scheme this fall

hunter barth: the high gpa +1 athlete from chandler tested at high level nfl combine metrics, some bears fans (but not the coaching staff) are unaware of this potential acc standout despite his 3 forced fumbles due to brutal hits on special teams kickoff coverage last season

buom jock: this is a special talent with the ability to track down ball carriers like a leopard preying upon a wildebeast at kruger national park in south africa...100 tackles last season wuz no mirage, buom is the real ******* deal!!

fun fact: buom has indicated that a big factor in his recruiting process outta the transfer portal wuz the positive feedback of former bears re: the program, among those jock spoke to included chigozie anusiem, kuony deng & trey paster that praised highly re: their experiences in berkeley (all 3 are berkeley grads)

KABUOM (in the inside backer room)!!#

https://instagr.am/p/DHMMQC9yQ-x
the BIG GIVE update from the con artist:

guess wut??

this **** didn't go well, only $2,178,600 wuz pledged of which a significant portion of this non binding pledge dollars will NEVER be actually collected, yeah cal athletic department fundraisers make up/exaggerate numbers to justify their bureaucratic existence (unlike shocky who collects 100% of all rescue doggy dog facilities bequests here in maricopa county within 48 hours of a pledge to him, not giving the monster a personal check made out directly to the beneficiary of ur choice is NOT an option)

chancellor lyons, you were hoping that "game on" that berkeley grads wuz gonna go all in to endow the olympics sports & now u got real time feedback that there is almost ZERO support for that initiative...it's clear that NOW is the time to rightsize the athletic department by:

1) terminating knowlton, jenny & markeisha
2) promoting andrew mcgraw to athletic director, FREE tixs for all berkeley students to football & basketball games!!
3) rightsizing the athletic department to 15 sport teams that compete for championships
4) hire a men's & women's basketball general manager that will fundraise nil & a dedicated basketball practice facility dollars with jaylen brown as the face of cal basketball
5) "sell" evans diamond & edwards field to the central campus for the greater good of the university in exchange for the elimination of the hundreds of millions of dollars of recent athletic department debt that will never have the future revenue streams for repayment

rich, we're waiting on you to do the right thing, there's a financial tsunami heading towards berkeley & ur savvy leadership is critical and huge props to you for the uc board of regents football general manager approval agenda item next week at 2:00 pm on march 19th re: ron rivera
https://regents.universityofcalifornia.edu/regmeet/mar25/govx.pdf

https://instagr.am/p/CRywZvELCNt


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (but will it remain that way in the future??)

Working on a Saturday? Not optimal.

But it’s a bit better with this view 😍 pic.twitter.com/QsotU0RPBL

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 15, 2025

2025 players championship at tpc sawgrass: 3rd round update

collin morikawa (77, tied for 22nd): playing in brutal 30+ mph winds, collin reverted to not playing aggressively (left multiple short game/long putts way short of the hole) not releasing the putterhead & shoving putts to the right...bizarro decision with jj to not attack with a driver the drivable right to left wind (which straightens out collin's fade) par 4 12th hole instead of hitting a lay up 3 wood which didn't carry the fairway waste area

ben an (76, tied for 56th): highlife wuz a crowd favorite 55 footer from the front of the island par 3 17th hole to a deep pin placement on the back plateau (banged putts can literally go into the lake)!!

michael kim

As a fellow viewer of the Players now… I hope it blows 40 on them out there 😂

Let’s see some wind and lots of water balls!!

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) March 15, 2025

max homa: would highly recommend reading this emotional article re: homa's relentless work ethic in the face of daunting adversity...yeah shocky loves max ******* homa & when this **** turns around it's gonna be with joey walking in the rays of a beautiful sun!!

Waited for Max Homa at TPC Sawgrass after another missed cut, wondering how he finds his way back.

Homa wasn't sure either.

“The way I work, I feel like I deserve to be the best player in the world... and I'm going the complete opposite direction.”https://t.co/fnX79wMrzC

— Paul Hodowanic (@PaulHodowanic) March 15, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/DHOtEr_SAHR
2025 spring ball: practice #3

1st day in shoulder pads the good news bears got basically 2 potential all americans in coach griffin's running back room & an intense battle is being contested for the rb3 job (football is a violent sport):

jaydn "loverboy" ott: j is moving again with +2 athleticism & fluidity, ott is clearly engaged/benefiting from the new s&c program

jaivian "the JET" thomas: the jet has put on another half a dozen lbs of pure muscle, the oakland hometown hero is a mamushi killah & a star star star star



kadarius calloway: it's been a dramatic lifestyle (and academics) adjustment from tiny philadelphia mississippi to the left coast, kadarius fumbled early last season & never really got outta the doghouse despite his immense talent

jamaal wiley: a powerful & effective short yardage bruiser, wut else can he do??

The California Golden Bears are undefeated in the Jamaal Wiley era pic.twitter.com/PQUGOLvvgu

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) October 26, 2024

byron cardwell jr: a battler who hasn't let injuries curb his enthusiasm

justin williams-thomas: see above

bottom line PITCHOUTS are the key to the 2025 bears running game, future nfl hall of fame defensive coordinator marvin lewis always tells me that PITCHOUTS are the quickest way to get the ball in the hands of gamebreaking rbs on the edge in wide open space!!



OFF TO THE ******* RACES!! (on fall gamedays at memorial stadium with the seagulls circling from further afar)#

It’s a three peat. Etiwanda wins its third consecutive state Open Division girls championship with 75-59 win over Mitty. pic.twitter.com/gpwPCNHiXS

— eric sondheimer (@latsondheimer) March 16, 2025

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4.0 gpa mcdonalds all american aliyahna "puff" morris is gonna live by the sea in a place for the academically ambitious called berkeley#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university (r u gonna frolic in the autumn mist at top dog??)

https://instagr.am/p/DBE4r2uzUpg
fun fact: ^ misinformation lyrics correction-there is no "Honah Lee," puff is actually from arguably the most beautiful scenic place on planet earth, hanalei bay hawaii (the ocean holes at princeville r spectacular)

https://instagr.am/p/DFG5tnGy-cs
geography ******* matters to hopa mixed mutts poly brahs#

https://instagr.am/p/DFJEt0Kv5-T
2025 players championship at tpc sawgrass: 4th round update

collin morikawa (69, tied for 10th): collin's potential heroic final round charge got derailed on the par 3 13th hole when a missed 6 foot birdie putt wuz followed by missed makable putts on the next 4 holes...ball striking is ELITE but surprisingly only got up & down 1 out of 6 times out of the sand (couple of fried eggs)

The lengths of missed birdie putts by Collin Morikawa in the final round -- longest to shortest:

41'2"
31'4"
25'2"
21'6"
16'4"
15'3"
11'7"
9'6"
8'1"
6'4" pic.twitter.com/ivZYG2qL4P

— Rick Gehman (@RickRunGood) March 16, 2025

ben an (72, tied for 52nd): highlite of the round wuz bombing it 362 yards downwind on the par 4 1st hole & then chipping in from 48 yards for an eagle 2...ben & michael kim will be playing at next week's pga tour event at innisbrook copperhead in tarpon springs (near st petersburg)

I played @TPCSawgrass back in ‘96 and remember making a 5/4 on 18 from this box. pic.twitter.com/IdAX6R6Oxg

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) March 17, 2024

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DHOtEr_SAHR
2025 spring ball: practice #3

1st day in shoulder pads the good news bears got basically 2 potential all americans in coach griffin's running back room & an intense battle is being contested for the rb3 job (football is a violent sport):

jaydn "loverboy" ott: j is moving again with +2 athleticism & fluidity, ott is clearly engaged/benefiting from the new s&c program

jaivian "the JET" thomas: the jet has put on another half a dozen lbs of pure muscle, the oakland hometown hero is a mamushi killah & a star star star star



kadarius calloway: it's been a dramatic lifestyle (and academics) adjustment from tiny philadelphia mississippi to the left coast, kadarius fumbled early last season & never really got outta the doghouse despite his immense talent

jamaal wiley: a powerful & effective short yardage bruiser, wut else can he do??

The California Golden Bears are undefeated in the Jamaal Wiley era pic.twitter.com/PQUGOLvvgu

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) October 26, 2024

byron cardwell jr: a battler who hasn't let injuries curb his enthusaism

bottom line PITCHOUTS are the key to the 2025 bears running game, future nfl hall of fame defensive coordinator marvin lewis always tells me that PITCHOUTS are the quickest way to get the ball in the hands of gamebreaking rbs on the edge in wide open space!!



OFF TO THE ******* RACES!! (on fall gamedays at memorial stadium with the seagulls circling from further afar)#

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The great rb, Marcus Dupree, was also from Philadelphia, Mississippi, and became a monster rb for Oklahoma before having his nascent, burgeoning pro career derailed by a gruesome knee injury. But he was awesome in every sense before the injury. Heisman-worthy at Oklahoma.

Dupree was great at NOT attending class also. Amazingly, he stayed eligible

Go Bears Forever

https://instagr.am/p/DG8d--qNVuT
there are ZERO buc-ee's in philadelphia mississippi at this time (but a lotta horsey horses)#

https://instagr.am/p/CvVQj-RPjH_
shocky's version of country life (golf carts r for losers)#



jessie gotta good PONYTAIL & a potty mouth like meeks & shocky!!#

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗮𝘃𝗲 - 𝗘𝗽.𝟯 🎬

Get to know Offensive Line Coach Famika Anae👏#GoBears pic.twitter.com/i4zLs234jX

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 16, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/Bi4og2xg6PT
let's eat (and start 5 athletic o-linemen that each weigh 315+ lbs this fall)!!#

private message to vals: the ^ above background porn muzak wuz NOT ur best choice for an interview with a poly warrior

as a latina u gotta get dialed in with the poly culture beyond just dining at benji's tasty bbqs, got it??...maybe ask the interviewee wut songs embody their spirit??

ay caramba (no es bueno, rivera es shaking su cabeza)#