Absolutely correct about the Yankees.

Go Bears Forever

Spend the day at CMS and catch your Golden Bears in action at the Spring Showcase on April 12th! 🏈#GoBears pic.twitter.com/3UebHWGc6R

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) April 1, 2025

april 12th at 2:00 pm: spring showcase/practice #15

tremendous opportunity to check out the longwell coached kicking, punting & long snapping!!...or maybe there will be somebody else coaching up this unit????????????????

plus special guest leidy leading them california golden bears thru pregame yoga movement (making adjustments as necessary) & an opportunity for the young ones to get a FREE new mascot buc-ee t-shirt signed by cool as **** all american jaydn ott!!

https://instagr.am/p/CrWyraCPLT9
maybe the ****tards jimmy, jenny & markeisha will show up too to tell ron rivera how things get done in berkeley!!

wow!!

Un momento de gloria 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/ebznXJC852

— ladyblue (@MariaMu24417972) April 1, 2025

shocky at modern yoga (PONYTAILS r triggering)!!#

stanford decommit nusi taumoepeau commits to byu

Cal signee and CA Player of the Year (depending on publication) Puff Morris making moves in the McDonald's All American game https://t.co/YLMUsjFkIJ

— Thomas Dunn (@Thomasdunn24) April 2, 2025

real talk: mcdonalds all americans with academic/intellectual ambition that enroll as true freshmen WIN basketball games not nomadic transfers that seek new jerseys every 12 months while failing to build team CHEMISTRY (or earn degrees or play DEFENSE)



4.0 gpa puff the magic facilitator/distributor/scorer (is gonna live in berkeley not hanalei bay or a ****hole like columbus)#

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coaching update: if current stanford defensive coordinator/inside linebackers coach (and former sacramento state head coach) andy thompson (spent a decade in flagstaff as part of the northern arizona lumberjacks staff) is not retained by the new cardinals head coach, there could be mutual interest in berkeley

longtime wilcox mentor & recently resigned stanford special teams coordinator bob gregory might also be a good fit with the bears staff in a non recruiting analyst role

it's NOT all rite now in palo alto#

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shocky met andy back in the day at a nau football fundraiser at my summer club, he's a great guy & would fit well with the current staff

but honestly if it wuz the monster's choice between thompson or becky g, shocky would 100% every single time pick the curvy brunette yoga female!!

https://instagr.am/p/DGbPSTtydMA

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Un momento de gloria 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/ebznXJC852

— ladyblue (@MariaMu24417972) April 1, 2025

shocky at modern yoga (PONYTAILS r triggering)!!#

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Long Live the King

Go Bears Forever

Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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coaching update: if current stanford defensive coordinator/inside linebackers coach (and former sacramento state head coach) andy thompson (spent a decade in flagstaff as part of the northern arizona lumberjacks staff) is not retained by the new cardinals head coach, there could be mutual interest in berkeley

longtime wilcox mentor & recently resigned stanford special teams coordinator bob gregory might also be a good fit with the bears staff in a non recruiting analyst role

it's NOT all rite now in palo alto#

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shocky met andy back in the day at a nau football fundraiser at my summer club, he's a great guy & would fit well with the current staff

but honestly if it wuz the monster's choice between thompson or becky g, shocky would 100% every single time pick the curvy brunette yoga female!!

https://instagr.am/p/DGbPSTtydMA

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No thanks to Gregory.

Go Bears Forever

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https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4875315/emmet-kenney
troy taylor is now in the coaching transfer portal (wut about his kicker??)#

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goldy, luv u man but gotta disagree with u on this one (but we're on the same page re: zero interest in gregory's "bend then break" defensive schemes)

the bears would've won 9-10 games last season with either emmett kenney (coached up last season by gregory) or mateen bhaghani...when bhaghani's parents contacted me after the 2023 season to interface with the cal staff re: their son's reneged upon scholly promise as the starting kicker they later tole me they reached out to 3 schools: usc (offered a walk on deal), ucla (offered a scholly which wuz accepted) & stanford (offered a walk on deal, healthy relationship with gregory)

last season the only starting p5 true freshman punter wuz asu's kanyon floyd...his dad jeff (a successful chiropractor here in the desert) tole me that his son's dream schools wuz always stanford & cal, again there's a healthy relationship with gregory

https://instagr.am/p/DFDw2bWSyQU
fun fact: both mateen & kanyon along with their parents sat together as unofficial visitors (as guests of michael barton who is a poor communicator & often didn't respond to their emails) in the end zone of the wildly FUN stormin' the field celebration 2022 big game in berkeley

any potential transfer portal deals with either of these 4.0+ gpa true student athletes would need to include admission acceptance assurances re: the haas undergrad business school

2025 shocky & slim wadie's most excellent spring break golfing adventure: day #1

wheels down#

Just another day in the office 💪#GoBears pic.twitter.com/0KATabDe7D

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) April 2, 2025

2025 spring ball: practice #9

the battle for the rb3 job continues with kadarius calloway making a case for himself, his vast talents wuz wasted last year after an early season fumble landed kd in the doghouse

does anybody honestly think there's a more explosively ELITE duo in college football than jaydn & the JET??...can harsin & rolo ingeniously scheme a way to get both playmakers on the field at the same time??

𝗠𝗶𝗰’𝗱 𝗨𝗽 - 𝗳𝘁. @JaivianThomas ✈️#GoBears pic.twitter.com/icOCHtZfPm

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) April 2, 2025

the key to the 2025 run game playcalling is PITCHOUTS getting our all americans the ball quickly on the edges in open space with usually only an edge defender to beat in order to be OFF TO THE RACES while the seagulls circle from further afar high in the sky above memorial stadium in the fall of our lives!!

Huge for my agenda https://t.co/geLJRtLUpS pic.twitter.com/xCc046I3oi

— Don Grizzell, Ph.D. (@golDonbear) April 1, 2025

chancellor lyons, this is the FUTURE ur charting for the cal athletic department in the next round of relegation by ur spineless bureaucratic decision to continue to NOT let rivera have the keys to the football program!!

wut financial tsunami??

🚨NEWS RELEASE🚨

Cal To Break Ground On Renovated Softball Facility

🗞️https://t.co/4EEQ5ttCkc#GoBears pic.twitter.com/wejO86U3xP

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) April 2, 2025

this is great news for the cal softball program which is a FUN product but where's the dedicated basketball practice facility that's been promised by the athletic director for years??

yeah in an accountable organization, not a financially undisciplined ****show that lyons is running that thinks donors are gonna magically bail out for their overspending/not cutting sports programs, a ****tard like general knowlton would be FIRED for lying about shovels in the ground re: a project that is critical to the basketball programs competing in the acc

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#AGTG Then there was 10.@TXTopTalent @Perroni247@GPowersScout @HSFBscout@ChadSimmons_ @CoachCarthel@MikeRoach247@RivalsCorey @samspiegs @gabrieldbrooks @GHamiltonOTF @GPowersScout @adamgorney@DemetricDWarren@TylerTyre @MohrRecruiting@TFloss32@vypehouston @dctf… pic.twitter.com/VxndZvvbNl

— Daryl Campbell (@D2ThaTaker) April 1, 2025

2026 3.07 gpa 17 years old 6'3" 315 lbs DESTROYER defensive tackle daryl campbell from paetow high school in katy texas#

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (without the nasty azz texas weather, just ask our new mascot buc-ee)

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I’ll be in Cali this weekend 🔥@TXTopTalent @Perroni247@GPowersScout @HSFBscout@ChadSimmons_ @CoachCarthel@MikeRoach247@RivalsCorey @samspiegs @gabrieldbrooks @GHamiltonOTF @GPowersScout @adamgorney@DemetricDWarren@TylerTyre @MohrRecruiting@TFloss32@vypehouston pic.twitter.com/fI0JLxg7ii

— Daryl Campbell (@D2ThaTaker) April 3, 2025

Located in the central-west region of Florida, aptly known as the Nature Coast, Cabot Citrus Farms is set across 1,200-acres of pristine natural beauty.

📷: @jeffkmarsh pic.twitter.com/CzUWdMXQuk

— Cabot Citrus Farms (@CabotCitrus) July 12, 2024

2025 shocky & slim wadie's most excellent spring break golfing adventure: day #2

walked in the morning the kyle franz designed karoo which is a fabulously FUN sand dunes romp & a potential world top 100 golf course...met fanatical california golden bear fan patrick aka ursine maximus who lived in palo alto back in the day before retiring to the sunshine state!!

afternoon walked the roost which is a kinda schizonfretnic design with too many architectural themes & not always a cohesive flow

citrus farms now rivals the streamsong resort as the best public golf on the east coast, links golf is wildly seducing with its beauty & shotmaking options

Shocky1 said:

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Located in the central-west region of Florida, aptly known as the Nature Coast, Cabot Citrus Farms is set across 1,200-acres of pristine natural beauty.

📷: @jeffkmarsh pic.twitter.com/CzUWdMXQuk

— Cabot Citrus Farms (@CabotCitrus) July 12, 2024

2025 shocky & slim wadie's most excellent spring break golfing adventure: day #2

walked in the morning the kyle franz designed karoo which is a fabulously FUN sand dunes romp & a potential world top 100 golf course...met fanatical california golden bear fan patrick who lived in palo alto before retiring to the sunshine state!!

afternoon walked the roost which is a kinda schizonfretnic design with too many design themes but not always a cohesive flow

citrus farms now rivals the streamsong resort as the best public golf on the east coast, links golf is wildly seducing with its beauty & shotmaking options

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Of his ten listed finalists one (Cal) is not like ANY of the others.

Shocky1 said:

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Had an amazing time at Cal Berkeley this weekend!! @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/c1rIWaLW6a

— Emanuel Morgan 3⭐️ (@Ej_Morgan3) March 24, 2025

2026 4.3 gpa 6' 155 lbs wide receiver burner with track speed emanuel "ej" morgan from central east high school in fresno#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including cali's central valley community)

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Had an amazing time at Cal Berkeley this weekend!! @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/c1rIWaLW6a

— Emanuel Morgan 3⭐️ (@Ej_Morgan3) March 24, 2025

real talk: chancellor lyons recent comments implying that he's got the right people in place confirms that he really doesn't ******* get it

the bureaucratic lyons (who has never worked in capital based markets just like his enabled athletic director) thinks yesterday's FAILED decision making will somehow work tomorrow

KABOOM (berkeley fundraising & it's future #1 public university in the world ranking)!!

don't be a dumb azz#

C'mon, Shockey. You lobbied hard for Cal to hire Lyons and suggested he would be the savior of Cal football. Now he's unqualified and a dumbass?

wobbly, shocky wuz a dumb azz to think lyons after knowing the current athletic director for almost a decade would be making positive changes to adapt to the current existential financial challenges confronting berkeley

5 + 4 + 3 = Double play 😮‍💨#GoBears pic.twitter.com/qdmWcX1nxV

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) April 4, 2025

DEFENSE wins softball, basketball & football games!!#

EXITED TO BE HERE THIS WEEKEND #1stOV pic.twitter.com/p0NFWN74Wt

— Caleb Tafua (@CTafua7) April 5, 2025

2026 texas a&m commit 6'4" 215 lbs ELITE tight end caleb tafua from bishop montomgery high school in torrance#

Fade work w/ @AggieFootball commit @CTafua7

1,2 - 1,2 - Jab Inside #CoachJeffRouteSchool #RouteRunnersAcademy #RouteCoach #RouteRunning101 #iDevelop #TEsToo pic.twitter.com/6hr48xsBdW

— Gray (@CoachGraystone) January 2, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public poly university in the world (for those wanting to build generational wealth both thru potential nfl development with coach saffell against acc competition & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)

^ fun fact: a cali young man attending an academically mediocre as **** school in redneck college station texas is gonna set themselves up nicely to work nite security shifts at the del amo fashion center when they're 30 years old

Who did it best? 🤔#GoBears pic.twitter.com/cC06WtjKiC

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) April 4, 2025

2025 spring ball: practice #10



shocky is the clearcut ******* #1 winner (just ask his yoga/meditation bro jaylen brown)!!#

https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru?in=jay-donais%2Fsets%2Ftribe

I know how you feel @JustinThomas34. I'll never forget finding this #note in my staff bag when my longtime caddie Ernesto and I finally parted ways. pic.twitter.com/0ifrtr2uGe

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) April 3, 2024

2025 san antonio pga tournament: 1st & 2nd round update

max homa (76 & 71): missed the cut

sad fact: max & his caddie/childhood friend joey greiner have parted ways

Scripting for the Masters haha

Thanks to @DunningGolf keeping me looking sharp! pic.twitter.com/8cMMdUYAzf

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) April 3, 2025

strong saturday fashion game at augusta national#

real talk: general knowlton dresses like a bureaucrat with the same men's warehouse coat & tie every single day (kinda wondering if his fellow do nothing enabler lyons picks his outfits or something)



the dumb azz bureaucratic duo in berkeley r besties (& get PAID every single day whether they do any **** or not)#

@JaivianThomas @THEJAYDNOTT

BUILT NOT BOUGHT 🐻🤞🏽 https://t.co/LO01RvX8UU

— Nick So’oto (@CoachSooto) April 4, 2025

future berkeley grads (mentally limitless)#

stanford transfer david bailey to texas tech (not ucla)

Stanford true freshman WR Emmett Mosley has entered the transfer portal, @mzenitz and I have learned for @247Sports/@CBSSports.

Mosley caught 48 passes for 525 yards and 6 TDs this past season. https://t.co/42ntWuBO51 pic.twitter.com/LoiWEcIW7f

— Chris Hummer (@chris_hummer) April 3, 2025

it's NOT all rite now in palo alto#

Are you serious @TM5IVE ?😱#GoBears pic.twitter.com/K8nyJ0bdvy

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) April 6, 2025

2025 spring break: practice #11

tobias merriweather ran 1st quarter receiving routes along with kyion grayes in winston-salem with trailing defensive backs literally 3-4 yards of separation away, they both posses body control, acceleration & SPEED that is elite!!

but they gotta be INJURY free this fall to realize their unfilled college potential

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/BqAsBkVHoG3
2026 high school recruiting summary:

the staff is targeting a high school class of approximately 15 signees, actionable offers will be at a PREMIUM

right now there are 3 verbal commitments (all on the defensive side of the ball subject to gpa academic excellence)

there are 4 recruiting weekends scheduled for this spring & summer: april 3rd, may 29th, june 5th & june 12th

^ there are around 20 scheduled official visits for these 4 official visit weekends, the vast majority of these prospects got actionable offers

there will be continued player evaluations & the building of relationships which will result in some current conditional offers being upgraded to actionable offers & additional scheduled official visits to berkeley

prospects not interested in life after football & working hard in the classrooms of berkeley in building generational wealth are not a good fit & should probably just sign with a football factory for disposable gladiators which will then set them up for working on the loading dock at restoration hardware when they're 30 years old & everybody around them is tired as **** about their dumb azz stories of being a football star back in the day

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See you soon 👀⌛️ pic.twitter.com/dMiufkUYLx

— Artem Korchagin (@ArtemKorchagin0) March 31, 2025

2026 high school recruiting update:

this weekend will kick off the 1st of probably 4 major recruiting weekends with KEY prospects visiting berkeley on official visits (as opposed to information gathering unofficial visits)

artem korchagin is a 4.1 gpa well constructed 6'5" 310 lbs mauler with a non stop workout motor to get better in all facets of his life...artem is relatively new to football, his best days are 100% in front of him

does korchagin wanna adventure in cali?...it all starts this weekend at the claremont resort looking out the window at palm trees & UNLIMITED future for building generational wealth both on the field with coach anae & in the classrooms of berkeley



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people from eastern slavic european countries)

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

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I’m super excited to announce my commitment to university of California.
GO BEARS 🐻 pic.twitter.com/F7XUlOjftk

— Artem Korchagin (@ArtemKorchagin0) April 5, 2025

KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

artem, ur moving up ur official visit to this weekend wuz a clear sign re: keen interest in the left coast, honestly ur an ideal fit academically & athletically in berkeley!!

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

artem korchagin, offensive lineman (4.1 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (3.0 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask the disney
wives)

2025 shocky & slim wadie's most excellent spring break golfing adventure: day #5

florida golf rankings (bolded courses played on this trip):

1) seminole: juno beach dazzler is a timeless masterpiece, she is aging gracefully with a sense of humour
2) citrus farms karoo: kyle franz star wars complexity (split level fairways thru the dunes) is a world top 100 course
3) streamsong red: coore & crenshaw design flows smoothly other than the awkward par 3 16th hole over the quarry
4) naples national: clever utilization of the manufactured gigantic ridge built into the middle of the otherwise dead flat property
5) tpc sawgrass: very good golf course, terrible value proposition for the retail golfer
6) streamsong black: hanse black is better than the doak blue
7) john's island (west): underrated fazio design on interesting topography
8) jupiter hill's: hilliest course in the sunshine state with demanding shot values
9) streamsong blue: non sustainable excellence on certain holes
10) mountain lake: somewhere in time great gatsby portal into the vanderbilt/rockfeller era
25) citrus farms roost: amateur hour schizophrenic collab, shocky tole the assistant pro the par 5 7th hole is switched up with the par 4 16th hole on the scorecard, staff is gonna reprint 5,000+ scorecards
50) black diamond (quarry): the 5 quarry holes (13th thru the 17th) are intergalactic but the rest is poorly routed unwalkable ugly azz housing development hamburger helper

How we feeling Cal Fam👀#notcommited pic.twitter.com/TMDrCDIykE

— Daryl Campbell (@D2ThaTaker) April 6, 2025

The bay‼️ pic.twitter.com/aupXbgh1An

— Quinn Buckey (@Quinnbuckey) April 6, 2025

I've got to get back to Miami Beach soon.

Go Bears Forever