Shocky, don't sleep on the elite speed of DeJesus, Adams, and James from the receiver position. May see them carrying the ball in unique ways...
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shocky, did you hear the news re: your favorite bureaucrat?
89, great point, coach harsin's innovative multiple wide open offensive is gonna take advantage of the skillsets on the roster & bring a level of unpredictability to memorial stadium this fall!!
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πThe Olympic Club, U.S. Amateur pic.twitter.com/Is0rSOpcaK
2025 us amateur at the olympic club: 1st round stroke play update
xihuan chang (75, tied for 165th): the incoming freshman/world class talent battled all day with a no ****** quit resilient attitude & finished with a gutty mentally strong birdie 3 on the 412 yard par 4 18th hole on the ocean course to keep his hopes alive (top 64 players of the 312 player field after 36 holes stroke play will advance to match play)
https://instagr.am/p/DNLw1JwvOy3
xihuan gotta afternoon tee time starting on the 9th tee of the lake course, let's ******* go!!
Colt Knost, U.S. Amateur winner at The Olympic Club pic.twitter.com/gbl7L7K9wo
— USGA (@USGA) August 11, 2025
^ shocky is still in disbelief that his north scottsdale neighbor/smu grad colt knost could walk multiple rounds around the lake back in the day without a golf cart equipped with an oxygen machine or something
The Cal Gameday experience is the best ! @GhostofGarbers @kinkuma_burner @TimboSlice430 @SturdyGoldWrite pic.twitter.com/cEqQpKvgJP
— CougKnightBear (@CougKnightBear) August 10, 2025
KAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the arrogant, unqualified & lazy azz (when approached by kevin kennedy last summer re: cal billboards she tole him that she & her staff wuz "too busy" to help out) markeisha everett is gonna be separating from the cal athletic department effective september 1, 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this deal has been in the works for a while (everett deleted the name of her employer from her linked in profile a couple of months ago) as the MONSTER pressure for results/accountability finally became too much
and yeah shocky is gonna share with u the separation documents in the near future, throwing out the trash is not without financial costs
real talk: shocky & his cousin sydney (a diehard bears fan) showed up at will call for the 1st game last season to collect our 2 field passes for the pregame warm ups...the ****head behind the counter dismissively tole me that "we don't handle pregame passes anymore" and asked me to stand aside so other patrons in line could be serviced
the monster unleashed a tirade on this dumb azz & tole him to come outta the tix booth "and be a ******* man and talk to me" in a scene outta my favorite quote from anora
when it became very clear that shocky wuz not gonna go nowhere mother******, the staff magically finally found the envelope with my name on it with the 2 field passes
as we jogged towards the north endzone player entrance & the center of our universe, sydney turned to me and asked wut wuz that all about??...shocky smiled & tole her that markeisha wuz starting to lose her **** & that her days in berkeley wuz numbered as we headed together towards the MAGIC of cal football!!
anyways the monster reconstruction plan to save berkeley is moving along, here's a quick update:
chancellor: the flawed east coast academic elitist is GONE & replaced by my fellow haas biz ad grad chancellor lyons...rich understands fall football games in memorial stadium are the KEY portal for alums/donors to the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD at an existential moment in time when state & federal current and future funding are in a steep decline
athletic director: the con artist is GONE...berkeley grad andrew mcgraw is still the best ad candidate!!
chief financial officer: tom lowry (who tole me on a conference call set up by beth tafolla-voetsch that he wuz not gonna give in to all the football funding requests) is GONE...the cfo replacement sierra achin is a an ethical and smart berkeley grad, 1000% upgrade~~
football general manager: berkeley grad ron rivera bleeds blue & gold as does his wife former bears hooper stephanie!!
football head coach: shocky is rooting for introvert justin wilcox to deliver the wins this fall but he's really enthusiastic about the future head coach in waiting fellow haas biz ad grad mike saffell who connects with EVERYONE kinda like the teen spirit dillingham at asu
men's golf head coach: former star on the bears ncca championship squad, berkeley grad michael wilson along with assistant coach peter ireland are constructing another potential national championship team!!...the only thing holding back the program is the current failure to daily track the protein grams consumption of the slender current roster (only z & charlie are built for high end clubhead speed)...look, being lean like a feral rescue doggy dog is great if ur goal like shocky is to become a substitute teacher at modern yoga but no bueno if u wanna get PAID on the pga tour, got it??
https://instagr.am/p/DNKD6UIxUno
the current co athletic directors: the racist & evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil & her fellow anti football/basketball agenda (they intentionally misappropriated donor funds for football & the men's excellence in basketball fund to olympic sports) jay larson got 1 year deals & are heading into the fall with a tsunami of blowback against these ****tards
marketing/communications director: gonna be GONE effective september 1, 2025
so who's the best candidate for the marketing/communications director??
hiring from within/restructuring the dysfunctional athletic department from lousy as **** candidates like the creatively untalented larissa leck or the do nothing non responsive vasileios iliopoulos would be a HUGE mistake
the best candidate to grow a much needed YOUNG fanbase (the old loyal blues are disappearing into heaven & not being sufficiently replaced) is a remarkable creative talent that graduated from berkeley in 3 years & someone well regarded by everyone in the cal football program, valerie grimaldo!!
vals would collaborate with passionate berkeley alums & specifically the crazy as **** CALGORITHIM to recreate & expand upon the ENERGY of last fall's espn gameday, let's ******* go!!
https://instagr.am/p/DLQ5xr6ylwH
it's gonna take berkeley grads that fully understand the UNIQUE qualities of this GREAT university to bring the necessary passion & intellectual creativity to solve complex problems (and not some low gpa ****heads from minnesota state university or something)!!
https://instagr.am/p/DNO6ANuObYk
Shocky1 said:
oso, the staff is gonna release the OFFICIAL depth chart sometime after next saturday's final scrimmage
the biggest surprise to the monster thus far in the 2 deeps is that the two safeties1 at this time are isaiah crosby (got roadrunner closing SPEED) and the rapid shocking development/emergence of freshman 4.0 gpa aiden manutai who along with his brah jaron has taken advantage of enrolling early in berkeley last spring from high school in hawaii to catapult up the depth chart
I don't like to quote just partial posts, and I will reluctantly wait for the OFFICIAL depth chart if necessary, but I was really hoping for the UNOFFICIAL Shocky (preliminary) depth chart a little early ....
oso, ok here u go, don't tell nobody but the fg1 kicker in corvallis is gonna be gabi!!
https://instagr.am/p/C4gVusfvZdJ
https://instagr.am/p/C4gVusfvZdJ
Shocky1 said:
oso, ok here u go, don't tell nobody but the fg1 kicker in corvallis is gonna be gabi!!
All good:
How about the rest of the offensive and defensive 2-deeps?
oso, in posts this past week shocky has summarized the current depth charts for the running backs, safeties, wide receivers & cal's monster offensive line and it's just a matter of time before devin brown (2 years of eligibility) is publicly confirmed as qb1 with jaron keawe sagapoltele (4 years of eligibility) as qb2 by coach harsin
hopefully jks will get some gameday road snaps at corvallis & it's a near 100% certainty that he will get playing time in the bears home opener against texas southern on saturday september 6th
true bears fans will wanna be in memorial stadium on the 9th island for this home debut of the hawaiian freshmen jaron & current safety1 aiden manutai, my daughter taylor to this day claims her dad wuz uncontrollably crying tears of happiness when ivan rabb & jaylen brown as part of cal's monster class ran out onto the floor of haas pavilion during the 45 minute pregame shoot around against some random mid major school & came over to us at our floor seats directly across from the opponents head coach seat & fist bumped/hugged it out with both of us as we were literally the only fans in the building before taking their 1st pregame lay ups as california golden bears!!
https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
**** that **** tay, those weren't tears that wuz just the bay area fog in ur dad's eyes or something
luv u sweetie, nothing can stop us and if they ask us where we live we'll point to the berkeley hills and tell them to go all the way up with viagra dick & purple yen and blue dirham!!
where's the ******* uber helicopter (it's never on time in the west village these days)??#
hopefully jks will get some gameday road snaps at corvallis & it's a near 100% certainty that he will get playing time in the bears home opener against texas southern on saturday september 6th
true bears fans will wanna be in memorial stadium on the 9th island for this home debut of the hawaiian freshmen jaron & current safety1 aiden manutai, my daughter taylor to this day claims her dad wuz uncontrollably crying tears of happiness when ivan rabb & jaylen brown as part of cal's monster class ran out onto the floor of haas pavilion during the 45 minute pregame shoot around against some random mid major school & came over to us at our floor seats directly across from the opponents head coach seat & fist bumped/hugged it out with both of us as we were literally the only fans in the building before taking their 1st pregame lay ups as california golden bears!!
https://instagr.am/p/BOTs5_CAt5s
**** that **** tay, those weren't tears that wuz just the bay area fog in ur dad's eyes or something
luv u sweetie, nothing can stop us and if they ask us where we live we'll point to the berkeley hills and tell them to go all the way up with viagra dick & purple yen and blue dirham!!
where's the ******* uber helicopter (it's never on time in the west village these days)??#
STATEMENT SEASON!!!@CalFootball @Coach_Sooto @CoachSooto @MWCherrington @AnaeCoach pic.twitter.com/N03ssFEPiX
— Taimane Purcell (@taimane_purcell) August 11, 2025
2026 3.9 gpa tight end commit taimane purcell from aiea hawaii got insane SPEED, body control & +1 athlecisim and gotta legit opportunity to start as a true freshman in berkeley on the 9th island!!
the current tight end depth chart is as follows:
te1: landon morris (senior)
te2: jeffrey johnson (senior)
te2: mason mini (sophomore)
te3: ben marshall (sophmore)
yeah taimane gotta opportunity to come in & get loved/coached up in coach saffell's room!!
A little bear lost its mother on the road. A man stopped and then...
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Would you tee it up?
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if we don't take better care of mother earth we're gonna leave planet earth to future generations facing unimaginable natural disasters
environmental science is critical at this moment in time#
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Where does San Francisco rank in golf destinations? pic.twitter.com/XVxUm9FOOQ
— USGA (@USGA) August 12, 2025
2025 us amateur at the olympic club: 2nd round stroke play update
xihuan chang (76, will not advance to match play): an opening birdie on the dogleg right par 4 9th hole & back to back birdies on the lake course's par 5 16th & 17th holes wuz today's highlights but overall a great learning experience for xihuan competing on one of golf's largest stages at one of san francisco's cathedrals of golf!!
chang is matriculating in berkeley at 5'11" 143 lbs which is about the same size as michael kim (who gotta opportunity to earn almost $10,000,000 this year on the pga tour) when he enrolled at cal from la jolla before building up his body...xihuan gotta track his daily protein grams consumption just like pga golfers in conjunction with cal's s&c program, this young man's golf skillz are already unreal in a collin morikawa kinda way & can't wait to see wut he does as a california golden bear starting with this fall's tournaments including the FUN october euro roadtrip to st andrews!!
fun fact: anybody who wanna receive the cal men's golf FREE newsletter can do so by sending head coach michael.wilson@berkeley.edu an email to get added to the growing list
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (san francisco got the most parisian vibe of any city in the united states with magnifique cali weather, c'est la verite mon ami calixte)
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— QB belay brummel (@belaybrummel) August 12, 2025
shocky luvs watching 4.0 gpa lefty qb belay brummel throw tight spiral very catchable balls to his wideouts during pregame warm ups on the field, belay wuz adopted at age 5 by a chicago family
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ethiopia)
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thomas county central high school=the #1 georgia pipeline school for the university of cali
sorry jaylen
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the low key racist & hot/humid as **** peach state)
I also spoke with Harrison Taggart, a linebacker transfer from BYU, who shares his top 3 reasons why Cal was the right choice for him. #GoBears pic.twitter.com/YYiu7z2PZf
— Westley Hart (@wheatley_97_wi) July 30, 2025
inside linebacker room depth chart:
ilb1 (mike): all american/yucatan peninsula pro golfer cade uluave
ilb1 (mike): fast rising 4.0 gpa early enrollee true freshman luke ferrelli
Well done@LukeFerrelli @jacobdejesus21 @DeanTaylorC
— Jason Novak (@Coachjasonnovak) July 25, 2025
For winning the Week 8 Iron Bear Belt!!!#SmartandTough pic.twitter.com/1uz3Eri9VU
ilb1 (will): byu transfer/future governor of utah harrison taggart
ilb2: (will): colorado state transfer (prolific tackling stats) buom jock
Econ141 said:
This bites every time his name is mentioned..@mateen_bhaghani has been named to the Lou Groza Award Watch List π°#GoBruins | π: https://t.co/NaEVlyOxX0 pic.twitter.com/Y2d9vKjKM5
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ryan coe wuz waived today by the tampa bay buccaneers after missing an extra point in a nfl exhibition game wide right
fafo (shocky knows everything except handstands, the red/blue lines rules to hockey and the names of any adele songs)#
Shocky1 said:
89, great point, coach harsin's innovative multiple wide open offensive is gonna take advantage of the skillsets on the roster & bring a level of unpredictability to memorial stadium this fall!!
That 13-0 2006 Boise State team was Chris Peterson's first as HC after being promoted from OC when Hawkins left for Colorado. Harsin was a first year OC and Wilcox was a first year DC, but Peterson was well known for calling all the offensive AND defensive plays from the sideline.
https://broylesaward.com/coaches/chris-peterson/
I will be over the moon if Cal under Harsin is as creative as that 2006 Boise playcalling, but am just hoping it is not as bad as his 2021 Auburn team which had the #68 offense despite having Bo Nix at QB. Nix transferred to Oregon the next year and they had the #6 offense, #9 scoring offense under OC Kenny Dillingham.
https://instagr.am/p/DNR_FVzO5j7
best advice for a true freshman??
zinqin zhou: make sure ur moms shares her pork dumplings with shocky and listen to him that it's essential to outwork everybody in tracking ur daily protein grams consumption like pga golfers, got it??
and also remember that the burger dog at the olympic club is best served with a pickle along with a splash of ketchup and that golf carts are for losers!!
https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
best advice for a true freshman??
zinqin zhou: make sure ur moms shares her pork dumplings with shocky and listen to him that it's essential to outwork everybody in tracking ur daily protein grams consumption like pga golfers, got it??
and also remember that the burger dog at the olympic club is best served with a pickle along with a splash of ketchup and that golf carts are for losers!!
https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
https://instagr.am/p/DE_i0xPR4VP
beautifully warm end of summer breezes in cape cod at the utterly charming eastcoastie kittansett & then an evening 9 down the street at my beloved public marion 9 holer with wild architectural features including stonewalls & funky berms all over the place!!
played with a couple of harvard & boston college guys who tole me that they wuz surprised to hear that a large cal turnout is expected for the september 27th game in boston during the ryder cup weekend on long island
and yeah the lobster sandwiches with a cup of chowdah is a nice touch to an almost fall day in massachusetts (leaves not dropping yet)
the university of california, berkeley=opens a ****ton of doors in life (including new england)
beautifully warm end of summer breezes in cape cod at the utterly charming eastcoastie kittansett & then an evening 9 down the street at my beloved public marion 9 holer with wild architectural features including stonewalls & funky berms all over the place!!
played with a couple of harvard & boston college guys who tole me that they wuz surprised to hear that a large cal turnout is expected for the september 27th game in boston during the ryder cup weekend on long island
and yeah the lobster sandwiches with a cup of chowdah is a nice touch to an almost fall day in massachusetts (leaves not dropping yet)
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the university of california, berkeley=opens a ****ton of doors in life (including new england)
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too bad the cal men's golf team don't track their daily protein grams (short off the tee & smart)#
Off duty Brazilian cops are no joke https://t.co/lB5WI1EIMU
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cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE video footage of today's practice:
yeah the bears special teams coverage units are tackling more violently this fall!!
bueno noches#
Shocky1 said:
bueno noches#
Forgive me for correcting your Spanish:
It's "Buenas noches"
All good. I don't expect you to be bilingual, but I guess I won't get your early 2-deep?
Members- It's official! Anastasia has been named CG1 and Joyce has been named CG2 for the 2024 season! pic.twitter.com/WCW2F0ggdg
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Building off the success of @ghostofgarbers
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poster campaign in getting the word out about CalFootball, I'm excited to say that I'll be distributing these around the East Bay Schools, Libraries, and Community Centers! pic.twitter.com/qnrpPLfIJp
shocky thought oski got replaced by buc-ee this offseason or something??
https://instagr.am/p/DNUIXPPhKwF
technical cinematography question: how does the PONYTAIL fit into that helmet??
real talk: vals is looking up at all the bears EXCEPT jacob & quaron (jks is apparently 6'8")!!
technical cinematography question: how does the PONYTAIL fit into that helmet??
real talk: vals is looking up at all the bears EXCEPT jacob & quaron (jks is apparently 6'8")!!
We need an OL POV!!!! π please & thank you! πππ
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That's gonna leave a mark... π¬
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cal's monster class football coaching staff update:
ryan longwell's analyst contract wuz NOT non renewed as previously reported, he's just taking a medical leave absence for a level 7 nasal cranium reconstruction surgery after a mishap during a special teams drill during practice late in the season last year
Shocky1 said:Yes @patmcafeeshow itβs real πͺ#SmartAndTough #GoBears pic.twitter.com/GOY4QVfz5A
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too bad the cal men's golf team don't track their daily protein grams (short off the tee & smart)#
Imagine if Mr. Knost benefitted from this type of training. Might still be be on tour.
^ haha alex, kinda think colt is very happy as one of the most recognized broadcasting voices for the pga tour & drinking/playing money games at the rock with his boyz...and with a smu degree it's not like he gotta lotta other choices other than district supervisor for shoneys or something
I just watched Jimmy Abdo, a sophomore at Gustavo's Adolphus College a D3 school in Minnesota advance in the US Amateur. Can we grab him for the men's team this fall? Is the portal open?
https://instagr.am/p/DJ9uS3CTMa1
FUN day in bolton massachusetts (30 minutes west of downtown boston) playing the just opened ethereal walking only (zero carts, fescue fairways/greens rolling almost 12 on the stimp) coore & crenshaw designed pines course at the pompously named the international club which is a legit world top 100 candidate course
my caddie austin (student at the university of new hampshire) tole me that collin morikawa & max homa are his favorite golfers
so then the monster asked austin wut's his gpa & if he's a ******* hippie??
yeah shocky is a real charmer/ambazzador for berkeley
FUN day in bolton massachusetts (30 minutes west of downtown boston) playing the just opened ethereal walking only (zero carts, fescue fairways/greens rolling almost 12 on the stimp) coore & crenshaw designed pines course at the pompously named the international club which is a legit world top 100 candidate course
my caddie austin (student at the university of new hampshire) tole me that collin morikawa & max homa are his favorite golfers
so then the monster asked austin wut's his gpa & if he's a ******* hippie??
yeah shocky is a real charmer/ambazzador for berkeley
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/DJ9uS3CTMa1
FUN day in bolton massachusetts (30 minutes west of downtown boston) playing the just opened ethereal walking only (zero carts, fescue fairways/greens rolling almost 12 on the stimp) coore & crenshaw designed pines course at the pompously named the international club which is a legit world top 100 candidate course
my caddie tole austin (student at the university of new hampshire) tole me that collin morikawa & max homa are his favorite golfers
so then the monster asked austin wut's his gpa & if he's a ******* hippie??
yeah shocky is a real pleaser
Shocky, you're the Ryder Cup captain. Who is on your team????
^^^ hollywood, wut's jimmy abdo's gpa & is gustavo's adolphus college a real school??
honestly it doesn't sound like an accredited university unless ur counting schools that teach how to make pizza or repair typewriters
right now coach wilson got 8 guys on the roster & the ncca max schollys is 9 if jimmy gotta strong academic profile/ambition & just wanted to stay in the bay area after the 2025 us amateur at the o club
but reading books & **** is kinda overrated, leidy has done ok for herself & her kitty with coursework from the university of havana which does not have golf or football teams...maybe chancellor lyons could send the co athletic ****tards jay & jenny to cuba on a 5 year exchange program or something??
https://instagr.am/p/DNV2C8iINyx
real talk: leidy's kitty kinda looks like her nickname should be miss grumpy pants!!
https://instagr.am/p/DNWppyJNuXl
honestly it doesn't sound like an accredited university unless ur counting schools that teach how to make pizza or repair typewriters
right now coach wilson got 8 guys on the roster & the ncca max schollys is 9 if jimmy gotta strong academic profile/ambition & just wanted to stay in the bay area after the 2025 us amateur at the o club
but reading books & **** is kinda overrated, leidy has done ok for herself & her kitty with coursework from the university of havana which does not have golf or football teams...maybe chancellor lyons could send the co athletic ****tards jay & jenny to cuba on a 5 year exchange program or something??
https://instagr.am/p/DNV2C8iINyx
real talk: leidy's kitty kinda looks like her nickname should be miss grumpy pants!!
https://instagr.am/p/DNWppyJNuXl
Michael Kim would have signed up to finish in the top 50 at the end of the season.
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 14, 2025
With one event left to play, he is projected to be No. 29 and would earn a spot in the TOUR Championship for the first time in his career. pic.twitter.com/6c2gioLQlQ
2025 bmw championship at caves valley: 1st round update
michael kim (68, tied for 7th): michael is in full control of all facets of his game, did u know that he's the stats leader on the pga tour this season for sand saves??...would be awesome if 2 california golden bears end up qualifying for next week's 30 player field tour championship in atlanta, let's ******* go!!
collin morikawa (70, tied for 15th): collin's ball striking is elite on this 7600 yards par 70 MONSTER with morikawa 2nd in the field in greens hit in regulations (14 outta 18 gir) but the 42 feet in putts made is 2nd worstest in the field...luv the interesting concept of doing the course homework strategy prep without playing a practice round but would suggest maybe hitting a couple of putts from various spots next time
βWalking a golf course is sometimes nice to really take in as much as you can.β
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 13, 2025
Join Collin Morikawa for his unique approach to prep for the BMW Championship.
(Presented by @StanleyBrand) pic.twitter.com/eEZsV7uRr5
2025 ryder cup: 89, wut would u do if u wuz the usa captain??...shocky would take the top 12 players in the rankings 100% based on meritocracy & if keegan bradley is in the top 12 then he's a playing captain with the assistant coaches taking on more head coaching duties
2025 pga tournament at silverado september 11th thru the 14th: captain bradley has announced that the procore championship in wine country will serve as a usa team bonding event with all 12 players competing that week except for the disloyal 9/11 terrorist financed dechambo (who has rightfully earned a spot on the team but is still a massive piece of ****) which means collin will be joining max homa (past 2 time champion) and hopefully michael kim & beyond hun an in napa...the minnesota big 10 battle kick off isn't until 7:30 pm on saturday september 13th so hopefully bears nation will turn out for this FUN event that supports local charities which will also include a FREE class at shocky's future t-rex yoga studio in yountville!!
^ fun fact: shocky is gonna ask every men's golf team bear that he meets at the tournament wut's their current daily grams of protein, got it??
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TOP OL KAMOβI HUIHUI-WHITE has been selected as a 2026 POLYNESIAN BOWL ALL-STAR! #polybowl2k26π€π½π΄
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