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calumnus
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01Bear said:

berserkeley said:

01Bear said:

juarezbear said:

01Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

01, when's the last time u got azz??

I'm not gay, so I don't do anal. But you do you. Different strokes for different folks.


Dude. Seriously?

Shocky's the one who brought it up. I'm just stating it's neither my orientation nor my proclivity, but if it's his, have at it. He can have as much anal as he wants; it's nothing to do with me.

You really should have ignored it. That was just not a good reply.

I agree I may have been to hasty with my reply. I should've clarified that anal isn't just for gay folks. It's just not my fetish/kink. Again, if it's Shocky's more power to him.

Also, I apologize to those who I may have unintentionally offended with my original post. I absolutely did not mean for that to be read homophobically.


I'm pretty sure in Shocky's mind that meant "have sex with a curvy brunette yoga female" and not any particular sex act.

It was crude and in poor taste in any case. What he is really trying to say is chill out, don't worry bout a thing, cuz every little thing is gonna be alright. Let the kids have their fun. We just need to keep our sense of humor always, win or lose.



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calumnus said:

01Bear said:

berserkeley said:

01Bear said:

juarezbear said:

01Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

01, when's the last time u got azz??

I'm not gay, so I don't do anal. But you do you. Different strokes for different folks.


Dude. Seriously?

Shocky's the one who brought it up. I'm just stating it's neither my orientation nor my proclivity, but if it's his, have at it. He can have as much anal as he wants; it's nothing to do with me.

You really should have ignored it. That was just not a good reply.

I agree I may have been to hasty with my reply. I should've clarified that anal isn't just for gay folks. It's just not my fetish/kink. Again, if it's Shocky's more power to him.

Also, I apologize to those who I may have unintentionally offended with my original post. I absolutely did not mean for that to be read homophobically.


I'm pretty sure in Shocky's mind that meant "have sex with a curvy brunette yoga female" and not any particular sex act.



He was imitating a Florida State meme.
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As long as we are just poking a little fun at ourselves, I think FSU will be too busy laughing to feel any offense. If the tweets become more of a putdown of Florida/FSU, they might be able to use it as motivation. As it's still only mid-week, there is still some time to get too carried away with this.

I expect we will get a wild reception in "Calahassee". Sort of like the "WWF bad guys": People are booing them, but it's sort of tongue-in-cheek. There's some real opponent-hatred in college football; this would be largely mock-hatred. I kind of wish I were going. I would for sure dress up as a hippie!
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I'm just glad the broader sports world is getting acquainted with Cal fandom through the Cal twitterverse rather than this board (much as I love alternating rounds of hand-wringing over the bear territory chant being "too mean," and circular humor explan-arguments with apparent AI chatbots)
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^ Welcome to Bear Insider, BearSwarm!
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Big C said:


^ Welcome to Bear Insider, BearSwarm!
seconded [hopeful some new handles might not be Yogi]
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Big C said:


As long as we are just poking a little fun at ourselves, I think FSU will be too busy laughing to feel any offense. If the tweets become more of a putdown of Florida/FSU, they might be able to use it as motivation. As it's still only mid-week, there is still some time to get too carried away with this.

I expect we will get a wild reception in "Calahassee". Sort of like the "WWF bad guys": People are booing them, but it's sort of tongue-in-cheek. There's some real opponent-hatred in college football; this would be largely mock-hatred. I kind of wish I were going. I would for sure dress up as a hippie!


I think the 0-3 FSU team that lost to Georgia Tech, BC, and Memphis has just about run out of space on their bulletin board considering the national ridicule and scrutiny they've been getting. I don't see how Cal can really add anything on at this point. We're still the being underdogs at that.
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NYCGOBEARS said:

Yeah, I'm jinxing Cal Football. Lulz.
Srsly, no pressure.
~Spectemur agendo~
Vandalus
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01Bear said:

berserkeley said:

01Bear said:

juarezbear said:

01Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

01, when's the last time u got azz??

I'm not gay, so I don't do anal. But you do you. Different strokes for different folks.


Dude. Seriously?

Shocky's the one who brought it up. I'm just stating it's neither my orientation nor my proclivity, but if it's his, have at it. He can have as much anal as he wants; it's nothing to do with me.

You really should have ignored it. That was just not a good reply.

I agree I may have been to hasty with my reply. I should've clarified that anal isn't just for gay folks. It's just not my fetish/kink. Again, if it's Shocky's more power to him.

Also, I apologize to those who I may have unintentionally offended with my original post. I absolutely did not mean for that to be read homophobically.
omg dude. Your handle suggests you graduated in 2001, which happens to be my year. Assuming this is correct, I find it incredible that as someone in your mid 40s, you haven't realized that that shocky was talking about getting laid. Instead you've turned it into his kink and/or sexual orientation.
~Spectemur agendo~
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This board is truly deranged.
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# ^ tooo loong / dint watch
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Eastern Oregon Bear
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Vandalus said:

NYCGOBEARS said:

Yeah, I'm jinxing Cal Football. Lulz.
Srsly, no pressure.
Yeah, we're playing with house money right now.
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Vandalus said:

01Bear said:

berserkeley said:

01Bear said:

juarezbear said:

01Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

01, when's the last time u got azz??

I'm not gay, so I don't do anal. But you do you. Different strokes for different folks.


Dude. Seriously?

Shocky's the one who brought it up. I'm just stating it's neither my orientation nor my proclivity, but if it's his, have at it. He can have as much anal as he wants; it's nothing to do with me.

You really should have ignored it. That was just not a good reply.

I agree I may have been to hasty with my reply. I should've clarified that anal isn't just for gay folks. It's just not my fetish/kink. Again, if it's Shocky's more power to him.

Also, I apologize to those who I may have unintentionally offended with my original post. I absolutely did not mean for that to be read homophobically.
omg dude. Your handle suggests you graduated in 2001, which happens to be my year. Assuming this is correct, I find it incredible that as someone in your mid 40s, you haven't realized that that shocky was talking about getting laid. Instead you've turned it into his kink and/or sexual orientation.


I was honestly thinking the same thing. How on earth is this guy in his mid 40's. I'm convinced this guys just having a laugh with us
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~ Be the hippie you want to see

- best Cali rock song of the last 30 years? and most lyrically ambiguous . . .



https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/05/berkeley-hate-man-dies-homeless-reporter-mark-hawthorne



- *adults only, actual literature philosophy* -
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/152113
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Eastern Oregon Bear
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Appreciation from the long time legend. The replies are worth reading.

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01Bear
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Vandalus said:

01Bear said:

berserkeley said:

01Bear said:

juarezbear said:

01Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

01, when's the last time u got azz??

I'm not gay, so I don't do anal. But you do you. Different strokes for different folks.


Dude. Seriously?

Shocky's the one who brought it up. I'm just stating it's neither my orientation nor my proclivity, but if it's his, have at it. He can have as much anal as he wants; it's nothing to do with me.

You really should have ignored it. That was just not a good reply.

I agree I may have been to hasty with my reply. I should've clarified that anal isn't just for gay folks. It's just not my fetish/kink. Again, if it's Shocky's more power to him.

Also, I apologize to those who I may have unintentionally offended with my original post. I absolutely did not mean for that to be read homophobically.
omg dude. Your handle suggests you graduated in 2001, which happens to be my year. Assuming this is correct, I find it incredible that as someone in your mid 40s, you haven't realized that that shocky was talking about getting laid. Instead you've turned it into his kink and/or sexual orientation.

Hey, man, I don't know Shocky personally. I'm just going off what he said. He's the one who said "azz." *shrug* Frankly, I'm not in the business of trying to understand his ramblings and don't care to be.

Also, I don't recall ever using "arse" or its derivative to mean getting laid. We used other words, but not the other word for "donkey." *shrug*
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freshfunk said:

01Bear, I get you.

Yes, all of us who've followed the program for long enough have the scars to show for it. Who among us hasn't felt like Charlie Brown when this program showed some spark only for the fate of Lucy to pull that football away from us such that we fall flat on our asses?

It's just natural to take any glimmer of hope with caution, extreme caution! It's natural to not do anything that could disturb the unseen forces when things are looking good. Why tempt the gods?!

That you think some inconsequential, satirical humor could somehow affect the result of the game shows just how shellshocked you are. You can't be disappointed if you always expect the worst. And you can't be shamed if you don't show any pride.

But I think you need to see it differently. While some may grow hesitant after repeated heartbreaks, others manage through that with humor. That's what you're seeing here.

And while I agree that there's a time and a place to be quiet, humble and let our play do the talking, the bigger picture is that the Cal brand needs exposure. The lack of it nearly killed the program not more than 1 year ago. It's like cheating death and feeling like you've got a new lease on life. You're apt to go a little wild.

This I totally get. I'd be in agreement that we should embrace satire and lampooning the perceived stereotypes of California, Berkeley, and our beloved alma mater. I am not, however, on board with the memes and posts that put down FSU or suggest the game is all but a foregone conclusion (of a Cal victory).
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Vandalus
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01Bear said:




Hey, man, I don't know Shocky personally. I'm just going off what he said. He's the one who said "azz." *shrug* Frankly, I'm not in the business of trying to understand his ramblings and don't care to be.

Also, I don't recall ever using "arse" or its derivative to mean getting laid. We used other words, but not the other word for "donkey." *shrug*

Hi-Diddily-Ho, I had you all doodly-do wrong; you *are* fun at parties!
~Spectemur agendo~
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This is the most fun I have had with Cal football in fifteen years.

Watched the 1982 big game (the play) as a sophomore and I was hooked. We have season tickets and have attended most every home football and basketball game for 35+ years. We earned the right to enjoy Cal Twitter by suffering through years such as the defense on Sonny D's first team and the Wyking Jones basketball "coaching".
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RJABear said:

This is the most fun I have had with Cal football in fifteen years.

Watched the 1982 big game (the play) as a sophomore and I was hooked. We have season tickets and have attended most every home football and basketball game for 35+ years. We earned the right to enjoy Cal Twitter by suffering through years such as the defense on Sonny D's first team and the Wyking Jones basketball "coaching".


Losing Snyder to ASU without a counter offer and them then going to a Rose Bowl.

The Holmoe years.

Mark Fox with the worst record in the country and lowest scoring team out of more than 300 teams in the entire country and worst record in Cal basketball history.

The years of Stanford going to multiple Rose Bowls and BCS games aided by blatantly biased PAC-12 refs in nearly every Big Game.

Or the Chezit Bowl. Most embarrassing bowl game ever.

The PAC-12 Network.

Nearly getting relegated to the MWC or cancelling our football program altogether. Having to beg our way in. Florida State trashing our program in their legal filings.
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I've lost all connection to the basketball program. Up until the Wyking years, I enjoyed watching the kids come into the program and grow since Kidd's last year. Now I don't have that connective history. Hoping Madsen brings that back but now with portal, transfers every year ... Feel it will be hard to get back into it.
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If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.
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berserkeley said:

If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.



Very well put. If we lose, it's not because we had the hubris to assume we're better. It's a trap game because the media heads are saying we should win and the records are lopsided. But everyone knows that the FSU has more talent (rating-wise) on their roster and everyone knows their record from last year. This team will not go into that stadium too proud.
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berserkeley said:

If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.




Not very helpful IMO, bad timing at the very least.
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Cal88 said:

berserkeley said:

If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.




Not very helpful IMO, bad timing at the very least.
Yeah, we're losing the zeitgeist with ones like this, Point is not we are awesome and FSU should tremble before our nerdy might. We haven't won anything close to enough to starter flexing like this. Point has to be self deprecating and play into Cal stereotypes about being "woke" and "communists" for this to play.
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berserkeley said:

If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.


I don't disagree with the PTSD. I'm a long-time sufferer from Calsportsitis. I've seen waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too many Cal teams collapse just as they're on the precipice of national recognition after faint whiffs of praise.

That said, claiming Cal is an underdog ignores how the spread usually works. From what I've seen online, the spread is FSU -2.5. The home team usually gets an automatic 3 point bump in spread. Really, what the spread is saying is that Cal is slightly favored to win, but it's basically a toss-up.

Also, yes there's tons of Cal praise going on. Just some of the podcasts that have been posted to this board where the podcasters have discussed the game show that there's a lot of talk that (1) Cal is better than FSU, (2) Cal should be ranked, and (3) praising Cal's team (while simultaneously criticizing FSU's team). Obviously, these are just random podcasters (and there's also the selection bias since this is a Cal forum, it makes sense that posters would link podcasts speaking positively about Cal). However, the fact remains that these comments are out there and are equally available to the players.

As for Cal not being ranked, you're right about that. However, Cal is not far from being ranked. Per the votes in the most recent Coach's poll and the AP poll, Cal is in #38 and #40. There's an argument that Cal deserves to be ranked higher, especially since some higher ranked teams have played a weaker schedule (seriously, Memphis beat *check notes* Troy and Northern Alabama^ before beating FSU).

Frankly, though, I don't want Cal to be ranked early in the season. I'd much prefer Cal be ranked at the end of the season. That will mean Cal has more victories than losses and put up a highly competitive team that achieved some favorable results. Of course, an argument can be made that the higher Cal is ranked in the early season, the better Cal's chances of being highly ranked at the end.

Still, rankings aren't everything. What I really want to know is what we have in this year's Cal squad. ,It's show some flashes of greatness but also shown a lack of discipline and offensive inconsistency. FSU will be a good test to see where the Cal team really is. Whether Cal has been underrated (and should be ranked higher) but is a solid team? Or whether it's been overrated (and should be unranked) that just beat up some patsies. The answer to these questions should be answered come Saturday.


^Troy's not even tanked in the FCS Coaches poll, but Davis, who Cal beat, is ranked #12.
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Sebastabear said:

Cal88 said:

berserkeley said:

If Cal fans were arrogantly posting that we had the better team and were going to crush Florida State, you'd have a point. But no one here and no one in the media is seeing any of that in these Twitter posts.

You talk about the players getting inflated egos from the adulation from the media and I have no idea what you're talking about. Cal is not ranked nor partocularly close to being ranked. Florida State is 0-3 and they are FAVOERED against a 3-0 Cal team; that's bulletin board material for the Cal locker room. The only adulation from the media about Cal is for the team's fans and their memeing skills; it's not for the players.

This really feels more like PTSD from having watched Cal football for too many seasons. And this is a trap game, but not for the reasons you think. On paper, Florida State is the better team and they're playing at home in one of the tougher stadiums to play in. It's a trap game for the team because we'll get more flak for a loss than credit for a win. It's a trap game for the fans because we're feeling good about a 3-0 record and think maybe we can start beating the better teams. But there's no reason to think it's the type of trap game where a team overlooks its opponent because they think theyre the beter team (we're favored to lose) or because they're looking ahead (we have no one next week). The players will be focused on this game; Cal fans are about to learn whether it's the same old Cal football or not.




Not very helpful IMO, bad timing at the very least.
Yeah, we're losing the zeitgeist with ones like this, Point is not we are awesome and FSU should tremble before our nerdy might. We haven't won anything close to enough to starter flexing like this. Point has to be self deprecating and play into Cal stereotypes about being "woke" and "communists" for this to play.

Exactly! The memes lampooning Cal's perceived stereotypes are hilarious and laudable. The ones that effectively suggest Cal is has beaten FSU (before a single down is played!) is not. NYCGOBEARS and his ilk are too much on the side of "providing extra motivation to FSU."
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You're not going to like this one then. Maybe you better not watch it lol




If you truly think FSU players are putting this on their bulletin board, I don't know what to tell you
 
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