Berkeley's Most Lovable Weirdos

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Cal Panda Bear
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Thought I share this with you guys

http://www.thebolditalic.com/smedina/stories/3039-berkeley-s-most-lovable-weirdos






They forgot Boom Box Guy from outside Asian Ghetto. That guy was my favorite.
liverflukes
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Cal Panda Bear;842122046 said:

Thought I share this with you guys.


Ah, the good ol' days.
StillNoStanfurdium
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"Can you help a friend today" singing guy. That guy was pretty entertaining.
oskiwanabe
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Polka dot man

Orange Man

The guy selling acres on the moon
DangerBear
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Triangle Man! Although I knew of him as IVT (InVerted Triangle)
MilleniaBear
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And I thought it was the Hate Lady. She used to call the pay phones and if you had the misfortune to answer it she would spew venom at you. Cell phones must have put her outta business.
beelzebear
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Seriously, no Bubble Lady?
KoreAmBear
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There was also this black young dude (probably in his 30s) who would wear a white outfit and his motto was "pennies, anything." Probably didn't rise to the level of "character" from a mere panhandler, but anyone remember this guy? This is during my time (88-92).
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beelzebear;842122061 said:

Seriously, no Bubble Lady?


Yeah, gotta include Julia, and good that Stoney shows up. No General Waste-More-Land (great hat)? And I guess that pins down my age group .....



taxbear
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And no Holy Hubert?
goodrich
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dumpster muffin
:p
Cal_Fan2
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DangerBear;842122059 said:

Triangle Man! Although I knew of him as IVT (InVerted Triangle)


LOL....yeah, triangle man was a geometric weirdo for sure....like to hear happy happy man.....





CalBear68
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taxbear;842122067 said:

And no Holy Hubert?


Back in the day:

BAyers3
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It blew my mind that Triangle Guy was so well known, yet nobody knows anything about him. All attempt to talk to him in college were met with silence followed by him just walking away.
mechaniCAL
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Cal_Fan2;842122076 said:

LOL....yeah, triangle man was a geometric weirdo for sure....like to hear happy happy man.....







Wow you actually have a picture of T-man? ... he's not around anymore though ... my fav is Happy Happy Happy man
mechaniCAL
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BAyers3;842122081 said:

It blew my mind that Triangle Guy was so well known, yet nobody knows anything about him. All attempt to talk to him in college were met with silence followed by him just walking away.

I know some... basically he was a normal asian dude (body type wise) and I think he was hitting on this girl at some party (someone he really like), but got punked and embarrassed (or beat up?) by this other guy so badly that he like shut himself off and just started to working out like crazy... for revenge or that he couldn't stand being weak... something like that
CalBear68
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mechaniCAL;842122085 said:

I know some... basically he was a normal asian dude (body type wise) and I think he was hitting on this girl at some party (someone he really like), but got punked and embarrassed (or beat up?) by this other guy so badly that he like shut himself off and just started to working out like crazy... for revenge or that he couldn't stand being weak... something like that


This has the makings of a good superhero comic book. He's kinda like the guy who got sand kicked into his face at the beach by the bully and then went to Charles Atlas to get strong....... and get the girl!

InfamousBear
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Triangle man challenged me to a dance-off on the street. True story.
CalBear68
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InfamousBear;842122091 said:

Triangle man challenged me to a dance-off on the street. True story.


.... and?
DangerBear
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CalBear68;842122104 said:

.... and?


and the ensuing danceoff resulted in him being known as InfamousBear
72CalBear
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Ratta-tat-tat Man? All over campus 71-72.
Boot
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The Hare Krishna gang chanting during the people's park riots, priceless.
ferCALgm2
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Hat lady?
bearister
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When the Moonies used to harass us on Bancroft and in Sproul Plaza to hop on their bus for a trip to Booneville we used to threaten to murder them. They backed off right away.
SoCalBear323
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Triangle man was always at that place in the Asian Ghetto where they served badass tomato rice.

Happy happy man was my fav along with that crazy old guy who thought he was a stand up comic and would tell couples holding hands "hey you! Stop parading your heterosexuality around me sickos."
taxbear
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Bless your soul, you miserable sinner. Thank you for the photo.
Ace4eVer
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This really brings back memories, thanks for sharing. I'm ashamed to admit I don't recognize everyone on the list or have even heard of some of them.

Anyone know if Triangle Man is still around? The dude has created an urban legend around himself. We used to see him in the DC all the time so you know that was a while ago before the combined DC th ey have now. I thought he was unique to my time at Cal but I've talked to some people who were there more recently and he was still around.
ddc_Cal
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Got a picture of the Crunchy Munchy Man?

He was winner of The Ugly Man contests a couple times, but he took himself out because being around all those coeds was bad for his heart.
CalBear68
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ddc_Cal;842122210 said:

Got a picture of the Crunchy Munchy Man?

He was winner of The Ugly Man contests a couple times, but he took himself out because being around all those coeds was bad for his heart.


I remember his truck parked in front of Harmon Gym on Dana Street when it was open to general traffic. He was also known as "California Al". Alas, I could find no photos of him on the web.
concernedparent
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Are any of these guys still around besides patches and yoshua? The last time I saw happy happy guy was my first year at cal... I also haven't seen Stoney at all this year.
GoBears58
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what about "Preacher Dave"?

The hate man used to heckle him while he was spouting nonsense..

Loved "Rare" trying to sneak into Kip's and getting tossed out.
tydog
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What about the bum who would sit at Cafe Strada and other cafes and play pocket pool while he stared at all the coeds.
UrsaMajor
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thank you! Holy Hubert! "You're a damn sinner and you're going straight to hell...but I love you anyway."
JimmyMcNulty
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I lived on Waring St. between Channing and Dwight my soph/junior years (1984-85). Orange Man stayed in a basement level apartment on Dwight, just around the corner on Dwight. You could look in the windows right above the ground, and his apartment was painted orange. He had also planted a couple of orange tree saplings in some dirt areas along the sidewalk. I was walking by there one time just in time to catch the aftermath of a construction worker who had backed over one of the saplings. Orange Man was berating him: "Trees...are the essence of LIFE, you.....son of a BITCH!"

Of course, there was Rare, who seemed to go into and out of periods of rage. I was on the Cal cycling team, and we used to meet up for rides on the steps of the ASUC. One time Rare came by and sat with us. Of course, one of the guys asked him how he liked his meat. His response: "RARE! Now ask me how I like my Berkeley police!" No one else would take the bait, so I asked: "Um...how do you like your Berkeley police?" Answer: "BROILED AT ABOUT FIFTY MILLION BILLION DEGREES!" I manage a band now, and we used to play quite a bit at the old Ivy Room in Albany. Rare would come to our shows (his girlfriend was a fan). He seemed to have calmed down a bit, but he still wasn't allowed in the club. He would stand outside at the dutch door, and if the top of it was open, he'd watch the band from the sidewalk. He had put on a few lbs. This would be around 2000-2002 or so. Haven't seen him in quite a while since then.

One guy that sticks in my memory is Donald, a mid-30s black man who worked a scam -- he carried around a spool of red ribbon and a bunch of pins. He'd walk up to you on the street and pin an anti-apartheid red ribbon to your chest without asking, and then request a dollar for the favor. If you didn't pay, or refused the ribbon, he would loudly denounce you as a pro-apartheid racist.

Bubble Lady was of course a constant. She had a book of poetry that I bought from her once, it actually was not too bad. Her real name was Julia Vinograd.

Polka Dot Man was the big star of the oddities in my era. He was a pretty gentle dude, never said a word, just dressed in his homemade polka dot outfits (looked like rain gear), and pose himself in various contorted positions.

There was also a blind man, around 50 years old or so, who would sit on Durant at Telegraph and read your Tarot, using Braille Tarot cards. He didn't wear sunglasses, and his eyes looked pretty messed up. The Daily Cal did a little piece on him, and it was revealed that he had scratched his eyes out with a fork. When asked why, he responded, "Because I didn't like what I saw going on around me." Of course, we then started referring to him with the catchy nickname, "The Guy Who Scratched His Eyes Out With a Fork".

There was someone we called Bro Kope (but I'm not sure if that was what everyone else called him) I think he was referenced above, kind of a shirtsleeve manic street preacher, very conservative, glasses, tie...you could trick him into saying ridiculous things. I once heard him interrupt a sermon long enough to walk up to a black student who was taunting him, and seethe "You...black...COMMUNIST". Sproul Plaza erupted in applause, including the kid, and Bro Kope was so flustered he couldn't continue. He would also work himself into a frenzy and sprint around the inside of the circle, yelling "YOUUUUU'RE AAALLLLL SIIIINNNNNERRRRRRSSS!!" This also elicited much cheering.

Other lesser characters included Tan Man (a long haired mid-30s fella with a moustache. He would dress in nothing but a blue Speedo regardless of the temperature and lay out around campus, checking out chicks); also there was a half street person/half street preacher called Odeus (or Odious?), and he alternated between wearing a green monk's robe and preaching, or just being passed out drunk and swearing at the top of his lungs. Odeus hated Bro Kope, and would challenge him a lot; and one guy who scared the crap out of everyone, very skinny, schizophrenic as hell, you would cross the street when you saw him walking towards you.

And does anyone remember "The Man With No Face"? Or the schizo guy who used to just stop on the sidewalk, stare at something intently for a few minutes, then yell out a loud, barking yelp and continue walking?

OK, that's it for the ol' memory banks.
SchadenBear
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I nominate Jasmine, a super freak who grew up in Berkeley, attended UCSC, but liked to come back to Berkeley during the summer time to create havoc.

She could suck the chrome off a bumper. The drama, ... the drama...

Good times.
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