LACalFan;842530115 said:

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fify

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Good call.

tydog;842530111 said:

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Sark is blaming the incident on mixing alcohol and medications. Whatever makes you sleep better at night Fireball Sark.

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yeah, right, the meds just jump outta the bottle into his drink ... not his fault ...
and if he's too STUPID to understand his meds or talk to his doctor ...
wonder if he ever considered looking into a mirror, or talking to a skilled therapist about his "blaming" shtick.

One can only hope he has a driver or takes cabs ... before he kills himself and maybe other people also ...
but, his unwillingness or inability to understand warnings, or tv commercials ...

SonOfCalVa;842530118 said:

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One can only hope he has a driver or takes cabs ... before he kills himself and [COLOR="#FFFF00"][COLOR="#000000"][COLOR="#0000CD"]maybe other people also[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] ...
but, his unwillingness or inability to understand warnings, or tv commercials ...

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The sad part is that it always seems, to me, that innocent bystanders are the ones killed rather than the driver...

Sark is taking full advantage of the opportunities presented to him. This should motivate his players.

Not his fault his doctor sonnied the prescription.

guess he looked around the table and the pills were the only "fall guy" he could find...Tosh has moved on.

SRBear;842530184 said:

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guess he looked around the table and the pills were the only "fall guy" he could find...Tosh has moved on.

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He was clearly inspired by Cris Carter's advice.

TheSouseFamily;842530199 said:

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He was clearly inspired by Cris Carter's advice.

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Cutty Sark is getting crushed on the Jim Rome show.. Brought him up 3-4 times during the show.

AmyshShroff;842530139 said:

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Sark is taking full advantage of the opportunities presented to him. This should motivate his players.

Not his fault his doctor sonnied the prescription.

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IF (and that's a big time IF) you take any medications, you don't drink alcohol (of any kind) with them ... not smart

So even IF the doctor screwed or messed with the meds (another huge IF), you are an idiot for drinking while on them

Either way, get some help and figure it out nitwit ....

Because To$h is a douche.

Does Sark lose his BYU degree now? I'm sure they must be freaking in Provo that such a prominent alum could be such a loser. Here's my meme tribute... enjoy!

ColoradoBear1;842529483 said:

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But look at the situation he inherited. I say give him some time. The only decision that matters is head ball coach and sark needs time to clean up after Kif.

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Exactly. Give Hayden five more years to iron out the kinks at Fig Tech. And extend Sark's contract, because God loves drunkards.

HuntingtonBear;842530211 said:

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Cutty Sark is getting crushed on the Jim Rome show.. Brought him up 3-4 times during the show.

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Jim Rome still has a show somewhere??

AmyshShroff;842530139 said:

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Sark is taking full advantage of the opportunities presented to him. This should motivate his players.

Not his fault his doctor sonnied the prescription.

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Bahahahahahahahahaha:rollinglaugh::rollinglaugh::rollinglaugh: Maybe he could get a referral from Lindsy Lohan for Promises in Malibu.

No "drinking" during the 2015 CFB season? Starting when? What is Coach Sark's definition of "drinking"?

OxyContin is a powerful Rx painkiller. Some people mix OxyC with alcohol to intensify its pleasurable effects. Alc and OxyC react in the body and may have a stronger additive effect when combined or taken on the same day...even accidental overdose.

Mixing OxyC with alcohol may cause effects: euphoria, dream-like state, relaxation, numbness and wandering mind. This sounds like Coach Sark.

Mixing alcohol and OxyC together and then ingesting can result in death. This is because of the additive effect they have on one another. Some potentially dangerous effects include: dizziness, loss of consciousness, shallow breathing, impaired coordination, overdose and slowed heart rate. This sounds like Coach Sark.

"Drinking" and OxyC can cause trouble concentrating and difficulty with coordination. Alcohol tolerance will be lower than normal, and can lead to alcohol poisoning. This sounds like Coach Sark, too.

tydog;842530111 said:

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Sark is blaming the incident on mixing alcohol and medications. Whatever makes you sleep better at night Fireball Sark.

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I bet "Medications" == beer. Beer before liquor...

elpbear;842530414 said:

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I bet "Medications" == beer. Beer before liquor...

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Could also be the boner pills he takes in order to keep up with the 19 year old waitresses he's banging.

going4roses;842529683 said:

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side thought

i wonder if any of his players have grown up with people battling drinking issues .. will he lose control of the locker room ?

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Sark just got everyone's locker room drinking privileges revoked. There's gonna be some player mutiny for sure. No way Kessler came back so he could play his senior season sober.

Quote:

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Sarkisian did up-down calisthenics drills on Monday as part of what USC calls “hard lessons” — typically handed down from the coaching staff to a player who has violated rules.

In this case, USC’s players decided on the punishment for Sarkisian, which he said was ongoing. In regards to punishment from the athletic department, Sarkisian was asked if a suspension was ever on the table. His response didn’t provide a clear answer.

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How many? A lot of up-downs can be brutal especially with a hangover.

'decided by the players' ... $c players will have a tough time when coaches pull the 'do as I say, not as I do' shtick.
$c could blow up easily at some small incident, especially with an expectation that they behave themselves.

SonOfCalVa;842530560 said:

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How many? A lot of up-downs can be brutal especially with a hangover.

'decided by the players' ... $c players will have a tough time when coaches pull the 'do as I say, not as I do' shtick.
$c could blow up easily at some small incident, especially with an expectation that they behave themselves.

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I'm guessing Seven Chin Sark maxed out at around 3 push ups.

Sark said yesterday that he doesn't have a problem but will seek treatment...

Now that is problem for him. DENIAL.