I can't decide which nickname is preferable: Slurkisian? Seven Gin Sark? Cutty? Tequila Steve?

TheSouseFamily;842529718 said:

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I can't decide which nickname is preferable: Slurkisian? Seven Gin Sark? Cutty? Tequila Steve?

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Sounds like he really earned "Tequila Steve." He put in work.

TheSouseFamily;842529718 said:

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I can't decide which nickname is preferable: Slurkisian? Seven Gin Sark? Cutty? Tequila Steve?

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They're all so good. But Seven Gin Sark is perfect.

NYCGOBEARS;842529719 said:

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Sounds like he really earned "Tequila Steve." He put in work.

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Yeah +2 on "Tequila Steve"

NYCGOBEARS;842529719 said:

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Sounds like he really earned "Tequila Steve." He put in work.

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More importantly, what we're all overlooking is that "Tequila Steve" was tennis drinking.

Quote:

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THE DATE AND LOCATION: This is by far the most overlooked element of the receipt. The restaurant in question is located in Indian Wells, California. The date is March 11, 2012. That overlaps with the 2012 BNP Paribas Open, played at Indian Wells. And that means one important thing: Sark was tennis drinking. (Probably with Richard Gasquet, who lost in the second round to unseeded Albert Ramos.)

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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/8/24/9199463/steve-sarkisians-night-out-a-breakdown-of-expenses

I wonder if his drinking buddy, Johnny Nansen aka "Johnny Patron", gets dumped after all this.

LACalFan;842529734 said:

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I wonder if his drinking buddy, Johnny Nansen aka "Johnny Patron",

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You can't make this crap up.

Redonkulous Bear;842529733 said:

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More importantly, what we're all overlooking is that "Tequila Steve" was tennis drinking.



http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/8/24/9199463/steve-sarkisians-night-out-a-breakdown-of-expenses

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I encourage everyone to click that EDSBS link. Outstanding work.

TheSouseFamily;842529739 said:

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I encourage everyone to click that EDSBS link. Outstanding work.

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yeah the Cosmo is an outlier, noticed that right away

LACalFan;842529742 said:

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yeah the Cosmo is an outlier, noticed that right away

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Whoever it was, Sark hit that... or tried to.

NYCGOBEARS;842529743 said:

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Whoever it was, Sark hit that... or tried to.

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Yup.

Let's be honest, you know you'd probably have a pretty good time if Johnny Patron and Tequila Steve rolled up next to you at the bar.

LACalFan;842529744 said:

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Let's be honest, you know you'd probably have a pretty good time if Johnny Patron and Tequila Steve rolled up next to you at the bar.

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Or a fight.

LACalFan;842529744 said:

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Yup.

Let's be honest, you know you'd probably have a pretty good time if Johnny Patron and Tequila Steve rolled up next to you at the bar.

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You gotta figure Tosh had a cool nickname too given how hard Sark wanted him both at UW and then at USC before he was told he couldn't have him. White Zin Tosh?

TheSouseFamily;842529750 said:

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You gotta figure Tosh had a cool nickname too given how hard Sark wanted him both at UW and then at USC before he was told he couldn't have him. White Zin Tosh?

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The Worm.

TheSouseFamily;842529750 said:

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You gotta figure Tosh had a cool nickname too given how hard Sark wanted him both at UW and then at USC before he was told he couldn't have him. White Zin Tosh?

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Scotch Lupoi. Tosh Frambois (I know that it doesn't actually rhyme). I'll go with the former.

"Scotch Lupoi" is solid

He might have just stuck with "coffee cup" though.

karma is a ______

going4roses;842529768 said:

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karma is a ______

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...Tequila hangover?

Tosh the Slosh

NYCGOBEARS;842529748 said:

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Or a fight.

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Both a fight and a good time.

NYCGOBEARS;842529769 said:

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...Tequila hangover?

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lol

Keeping with the theme....Toshquila Sunrise

Will he get a wrisp slap, suspension, fine or what? Many older Trojan fans never liked him and no doubt would actually like to see him gone.

FiatSlug;842529119 said:

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There are few things more sad than when a person loses self-control to an addiction and makes a public spectacle of themselves.

Frankly, I wonder what action Haden and USC's president (Nikias) will take. It will say volumes about how they treat people and handle this kind of public embarrassment.

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Yeah- that was my reaction, too. These are never pretty...

I want to beat SC too, but the most important thing is that Srk get help. I hope they condition his employment on getting help immediately and continuing it as a condition of employment, and, keep quiet about it. I want to mock their beaten team, not a drunk coach.

72CalBear;842529874 said:

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Will he get a wrisp slap, suspension, fine or what? Many older Trojan fans never liked him and no doubt would actually like to see him gone.

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Los Angeles Times on the Sarkisian drunken rant.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/if-steve-sarkisians-issues-run-deeper-than-one-night-thats-an-issue-for-usc/ar-BBm2YLf

Any bets on how long Sarkisian remains the Trojan's coach and Haden the AD?

BearNIt;842529977 said:

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Los Angeles Times on the Sarkisian drunken rant.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/if-steve-sarkisians-issues-run-deeper-than-one-night-thats-an-issue-for-usc/ar-BBm2YLf

Any bets on how long Sarkisian remains the Trojan's coach and Haden the AD?

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That story referenced Gary Moeller's drunken incident that led to his departure from Michigan 20 years ago:

http://articles.latimes.com/1995-05-05/sports/sp-62736_1_michigan-football-coach

One thing I found astonishing there was that Moeller's salary, just 20 years ago, was $130,000...and Michigan was a hell of a lot better back then than they are now. Harbaugh's deal at Michigan now pays him $5M, plus a $2M signing bonus for a total of $7M, 53x more than Moeller made in 1995. Inflation would place Moeller's salary today at $203,000. College football spending really has gone insane.

XXXBEAR;842529899 said:

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Ye I want to mock their beaten team, not a drunk coach.

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I want to mock everything about them!

panoramicknob;842529986 said:

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I want to mock everything about them!

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+1000

grandmastapoop;842529985 said:

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That story referenced Gary Moeller's drunken incident that led to his departure from Michigan 20 years ago:

http://articles.latimes.com/1995-05-05/sports/sp-62736_1_michigan-football-coach

One thing I found astonishing there was that Moeller's salary, just 20 years ago, was $130,000...and Michigan was a hell of a lot better back then than they are now. Harbaugh's deal at Michigan now pays him $5M, plus a $2M signing bonus for a total of $7M, 53x more than Moeller made in 1995. Inflation would place Moeller's salary today at $203,000. College football spending really has gone insane.

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Harbaugh and all current coaches (HC to position coaches) benefit from big time TV $$$. I think top OL coaches in FBS make in the low to mid six figures. That's crazy. Forget sending your kid to a top ten law school, go into CFB coaching.

NYCGOBEARS;842529769 said:

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...Tequila hangover?

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... Sambuca hangover on a flight back from Chicago, especially when the plane took a sudden left-turn east of Salt Lake City.
I didn't know or care why.
Sambuca goes down so easy, straight or in coffee, then [COLOR="#B22222"]BOOM[/COLOR].

XXXBEAR;842529899 said:

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Yeah- that was my reaction, too. These are never pretty...

I want to beat SC too, but the most important thing is that Srk get help. I hope they condition his employment on getting help immediately and continuing it as a condition of employment, and, keep quiet about it. I want to mock their beaten team, not a drunk coach.

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Sark is a chronological adult and whether he decides (or is convinced) to get help is on him.
I really don't care what $c or Sark does.
That he embarrassed himself and $c before the nation is on them to do whatever.
His irresponsible actions are perfectly in line with what some of his players have done and are still, no doubt, doing.
Trojans burst under pressure.

SonOfCalVa;842530089 said:

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... Sambuca hangover on a flight back from Chicago, especially when the plane took a sudden left-turn east of Salt Lake City.
I didn't know or care why.
Sambuca goes down so easy, straight or in coffee, then [COLOR="#B22222"]BOOM[/COLOR].

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holy crap something I agree with sonofcal about. sambuca and coffee...yum

moonpod;842530095 said:

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holy crap something I agree with sonofcal about. sambuca and coffee...yum

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Sark is blaming the incident on mixing alcohol and medications. Whatever makes you sleep better at night Fireball Sark.

tydog;842530111 said:

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Sark is blaming the incident on mixing alcohol and medications. Whatever makes you sleep better at night Tequila Steve.

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