GB54;842551966 said:

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I think he is a troll like the fake dead fireman. Nobody could be this clueless.....on second thought

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We ARE talking about UW fans here.

Go to Texas and see if you can win

SeattleGuy420;842551944 said:

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Even some of your own fans say hhe looks like Goff from lat year.

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His mom is Vietnamese. Her name is Pho Goff.

Hane gon, I thought we w3re playeen the Killeer Kobers, who are the Huskys?

Man you guys are easy to troll.

SeattleGuy420;842551908 said:

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Hell Bears fans I just wanted to share my thoughts on the game and why I think our dawgs will run away from this one.


1. Jake "KILLA COBRA" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of starting in high shcool under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - We average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Dexter Cochlear, Mr. Brostek, Vita Virta, Connor Shelton, Ossai, Trey Tufunguy, Jimmy, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Kwitkawasaki - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between the guy before and this guy, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a long time. Doeontae Cooper, "EZ Ike" Turner, Johnson, Honey Beaver, Cooper, Charlie McClutchins, John Ross III, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is speed.

5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off of the field, the better chance we have to win the game.



I think UW wins rather easily...say 34-17?

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Killa cobra be drinking king cobra from his hospital bed by halftime.

It never fail, why do people always got to bring up weed. Just cause our state made it legal does not mean all are potheads.

OaktownBear;842551967 said:

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Goff looks like Goff from this year.

If you wanted a serious conversation, you don't come in with your freshman is the best player on the field when the other team has the guy that most are predicting to be the #1 QB drafted. There is an intelligent argument to be made for a husky win. You didn't make it.

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BIers should understand that fuskies on the job stand around sucking coffee all day talking about the 1991 season.
If employers want educated people who understand what working means, they hire Cougs.

is that some kind of joke that cal fans are the ones who make the hires? udub is rated very high in the rankings for academics.

SeattleGuy420;842551996 said:

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is that some kind of joke that cal fans are the ones who make the hires? udub is rated very high in the rankings for academics.

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uh ... yeah, sure ... uDUH fuskies sometimes interject their comparisons of themselves to furd in their conversations.
Sorry, been there, done that ... fuskies are futile banana slugs ... helluva slime trail they leave.

I don't believe this guy is really a Udub fan. He's so dumb that it has to be an imposter mocking us.

SeattleGuy420;842551996 said:

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is that some kind of joke that cal fans are the ones who make the hires? udub is rated very high in the rankings for academics.

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I think UW is the second best school in Seattle 2nd only Seattle's Best Coffee.

oski003;842552001 said:

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I don't believe this guy is really a Udub fan. He's so dumb that it has to be an imposter mocking us.

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This. It was a semi-decent trolling job, but quickly went downhill. The spelling and grammatical mistakes were too ridiculous.

typo, no need to be mean man. Our defense is going to put hurt on Goff and his guys.

You lost me at "Hell."

Btw, I think your team will win "a" game, just not this one.

SeattleGuy420;842551908 said:

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Hell Bears fans I just wanted to share my thoughts on the game and why I think our dawgs will run away from this one.


1. Jake "KILLA COBRA" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of starting in high shcool under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - We average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Dexter Cochlear, Mr. Brostek, Vita Virta, Connor Shelton, Ossai, Trey Tufunguy, Jimmy, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble....

I think UW wins rather easily...say 34-17?

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oski003;842552001 said:

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I don't believe this guy is really a Udub fan. He's so dumb that it has to be an imposter mocking us.

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Actually, he's reasonably stoned, ridiculously mellow ...
but eventually his vocabulary will sink to juvenile cursing, as he was trained to do on Dawgman.

SeattleGuy420;842551908 said:

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1. Jake "KILLA COBRA" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of starting in high shcool under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

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:rollinglaugh:

shcool??

SeattleGuy420;842551988 said:

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It never fail, why do people always got to bring up weed. Just cause our state made it legal does not mean all are potheads.

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Yes, but 100% of the people I've known with 420 in their handle are.

This thread makes as much sense as this picture.

whoa, that picture is amazing. I admit i laughed hard, i mean the fish has wheels!

Sebastabear;842552005 said:

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This. It was a semi-decent trolling job, but quickly went downhill. The spelling and grammatical mistakes were too ridiculous.

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It was all worth it for that picture of Browning with the snake.

seriously

Look, I dont learn as fast as others, and i had to deal my whole life, it's not something that came easy. Just roll, you know? I mean, lets not paint with such a big brush here. For most of my child life I listened to the bear "just say no", and for the most time I did. It wasnt always easy, but life is like that, with hills and dips. When you become a reach adulthood, you see that everything is not black and white. There is gray areas, and most of us live in the gray areas.

but anyways, GO DAWGS!

SeattleGuy420;842552056 said:

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Look, I dont learn as fast as others, and i had to deal my whole life, it's not something that came easy. Just roll, you know? I mean, lets not paint with such a big brush here. For most of my child life I listened to the bear "just say no", and for the most time I did. It wasnt always easy, but life is like that, with hills and dips. When you become a reach adulthood, you see that everything is not black and white. There is gray areas, and most of us live in the gray areas.

but anyways, GO DAWGS!

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Do you like Korean women?

Hilarious. Did any of you guys read what he wrote its funny ****, are those even the names of the OL? Lmao

Albany Bowl, y'all.

SeattleGuy420;842552056 said:

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Look, I dont learn as fast as others, and i had to deal my whole life, it's not something that came easy. Just roll, you know? I mean, lets not paint with such a big brush here. For most of my child life I listened to the bear "just say no", and for the most time I did. It wasnt always easy, but life is like that, with hills and dips. When you become a reach adulthood, you see that everything is not black and white. There is gray areas, and most of us live in the gray areas.

but anyways, GO DAWGS!

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Wait..... What?

SeattleGuy420;842552056 said:

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Look, I dont learn as fast as others, and i had to deal my whole life, it's not something that came easy. Just roll, you know? I mean, lets not paint with such a big brush here. For most of my child life I listened to the bear "just say no", and for the most time I did. It wasnt always easy, but life is like that, with hills and dips. When you become a reach adulthood, you see that everything is not black and white. There is gray areas, and most of us live in the gray areas.

but anyways, GO DAWGS!

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We all know Seattle is a gray area. But I don't know if we can relate to that. Mostly sonny here at Cal.

Whether or not Cal wins or loses, it remains that you are a loser. What kind of a loser goes on other team's board and talks trash? I wish the sun would shine more in your god d-mned state so that you can leave your computer, stop watching porn, go out and maybe get laid for the first time.

Dbearson;842552058 said:

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Hilarious. Did any of you guys read what he wrote its funny ****, are those even the names of the OL? Lmao

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To answer your question, no they are not although he does have one or two (maybe 1 1/2?) right. Also their DC's name starts with a "Kw" but after that what our friend wrote bears no resemblence to the actual name. And 420, again a decent trolling start, but you went too hard on this. We're gullible, but not that gullible. Here's their actual OL for what that's worth (and you'll note they don't average 332 or whatever the hell it was he said).


60 Brostek, Shane OL 6-4 305 Jr. Kamuela, Hawai'i / Hawai'i Prep
77 Burleson, Devin OL 6-7 302 Fr. Palmdale, Calif. / Highland
76 Charles, Dexter OL 6-5 313 Sr. Camano Island, Wash. / Stanwood
55 Crane, Dane OL 6-3 294 So. Irvine, Calif. / Santa Margarita Catholic
52 Eldrenkamp, Jake OL 6-5 296 Jr. Medina, Wash. / Bellevue
69 Fuavai, Cory OL 6-3 316 Sr. Auburn, Wash. / Auburn
70 Hilbers, Jared OL 6-6 287 Fr. Beaverton, Ore. / Beaverton
71 James, Matt OL 6-4 285 RFr. Coeur d'Alene, Idaho / Coeur d'Alene
73 Kirkland, Andrew OL 6-4 307 So. Portland, Ore. / Jesuit
67 Kneip, Michael OL 6-5 302 Jr. Bellevue, Wash. / Bellevue
58 McGary, Kaleb OL 6-7 302 RFr. Fife, Wash. / Fife
59 Roberts, Henry OL 6-5 287 Fr. Bellevue, Wash. / Bellevue
79 Shelton, Coleman OL 6-4 293 So. Pasadena, Calif. / Loyola
75 Sosebee, Jesse OL 6-5 311 RFr. Garden Grove, Calif. / Edison
65 Tufunga, Siosifa OL 6-3 314 Sr. Long Beach, Calif. / Long Beach Jordan
74 Turner, John OL 6-3 289 RFr. Los Angeles, Calif. / Loyola

Two words

JARED GOFF

you can't stop him and he will shred your defense

I moved to Seattle about two years ago. I can easily say the Husky fans are the most delusional fans in the Pac-12, just behind ucla. I once had a guy tell me how amazing their program is..."we were just National Champions"...I said, "yeah, what about football"? His response was, "that's what I meant". I asked, "are you referring to 1991"???....He said "yes". I tried not to laugh...It is really bad. I live about two miles from their stadium and my Cal flag is flying. Go Bears.

510Bear;842552038 said:

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This thread makes as much sense as this picture.

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Lol

This is a troll of a troll, not a real troll.