Hey Furd, so sorry to see you lose to Cal tonight on your Senior Night. Ouch. And I feel really bad for your lone senior, who had to end it all by getting swatted by a Cal freshman and then miss two free throws to seal his team's fate. Geez, he'll have to live with that memory for the rest of his life. Well, at least he's good looking! Oh, wait...
Speaking of good looking, how about our freshman center, who torched you for 21 points and six blocks! He's so handsome, he does weird things with his hair, just so at least SOME of the chicks stay off of him.
You want to hear an amazing coincidence? Back in the day, we used to have a freshman guard who had the same name as your Head Coach! I "kidd" you not. No relation, though, I'm sure, because the player we had was -- here I go again -- a good looking guy, as opposed to your coach, who looks like he drowns his sorrows in a vat of Haagen Daas, after his many defeats.
Anyway, too bad about losing to Cal tonight. And to think you had HUNDREDS of fans make the trek to Maples to see it, too. Geez, the way you shot three-pointers tonight (Clang! Clang!), your stalwarts must've thought they were on a cable car instead! I will say, though, Maples is a tough venue for opponents. Only a renowned coach such as Wyking Jones can say he freaking owns the place.
Don't get your dawber down, Furd. Look on the bright side: Losing to Cal tonight will help you get used to the feeling, for when we kick your ass in football later this year... and the year after that... and the year after that... and...
Suck it, Furd, you just lost to Cal.
PS: Go Bears!!!
Speaking of good looking, how about our freshman center, who torched you for 21 points and six blocks! He's so handsome, he does weird things with his hair, just so at least SOME of the chicks stay off of him.
You want to hear an amazing coincidence? Back in the day, we used to have a freshman guard who had the same name as your Head Coach! I "kidd" you not. No relation, though, I'm sure, because the player we had was -- here I go again -- a good looking guy, as opposed to your coach, who looks like he drowns his sorrows in a vat of Haagen Daas, after his many defeats.
Anyway, too bad about losing to Cal tonight. And to think you had HUNDREDS of fans make the trek to Maples to see it, too. Geez, the way you shot three-pointers tonight (Clang! Clang!), your stalwarts must've thought they were on a cable car instead! I will say, though, Maples is a tough venue for opponents. Only a renowned coach such as Wyking Jones can say he freaking owns the place.
Don't get your dawber down, Furd. Look on the bright side: Losing to Cal tonight will help you get used to the feeling, for when we kick your ass in football later this year... and the year after that... and the year after that... and...
Suck it, Furd, you just lost to Cal.
PS: Go Bears!!!
