movielover said:
C'mon, Mr. Prime Minister, just let yourself get annexed: You know you want to!
Those stupid Canadians are so stubborn: Two months ago, if you'd have asked them privately, 80% or more would've given their right hockey skate to be a part of the US of A, but now they're all up in arms about the "insult".
Our President is known as a pretty good deal-maker, right? Here's what he ought to do: Tell them they won't be the
51st state. Instead, we'll call 'em the
31st! Whatever useless state is currently 31st, they can go suck eggs (if they can afford them, lol). Canadians would think becoming our
31st state would be quite an honor: joining the fun in 2025 and they all of a sudden vault past nineteen states!