Leaving out those who might be serious picks:

Transportation: Jeremy Clarkson
Treasury: James "Mad Money" Cramer
Agriculture: Snoop Dog
Labor: Ellen Degeneres
Health and Human Services: Grey Worm Kennedy or Paula Dean
Sec of Defense: Pete Hegseth. Yes, really.
Veterans Affairs: Omarosa (in case you wondered how he really feels about you losers and suckers)
CMS Admin: Dr. Oz
Dept. of Interior: Justin Beiber
Attorney General: Rudy, Rudy, Rudy (he needs the money) after Gaetz goes down in flames
Homeland Security: Kristy "who let the dogs out" Naomi
Sec of Education: Olivia Jade
Government Improvement: Can't improve on Trump's existing picks
SBA: Kaitlan Jenner (checks off many boxes)
State: Kid Rock
Housing and Urban Development: Paris Hilton
UN Ambassador: Kayne West
Trade Representative: Roseanne Barr
Ambassador to the Vatican: Ted Nugent
Special Envoy to the EU: John Clese
Special Envoy to China: Brad Pit (banned from China since 2014)

CNN is complaining that people are comparing Trump, Elon Musk, RFK Jr, Tulsi Gabbard and others to superheroes🤣 pic.twitter.com/hgayl0KF4M

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) November 19, 2024

Do we miss Bill Barr?

"CNN is complaining that people are comparing Trump, Elon Musk, RFK Jr, Tulsi Gabbard and others to superheroes."

I'm pretty sure that is the only cinematic reference Gen Z Bros have.
If I was restricted to that genre I'd compare tRump, Musk and Tulsi to:


General Zod,Ursa and Non, The Evil Trinity, Superman II (1980)

Wife, you left out Dennis Rodman. Where might he fit in?

Laura Loomer as well.Ambassador to Russia?

You are using the term "celebrity" very loosely.

bearister said:

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"CNN is complaining that people are comparing Trump, Elon Musk, RFK Jr, Tulsi Gabbard and others to superheroes."

I'm pretty sure that is the only cinematic reference Gen Z Bros have.
If I was restricted to that genre I'd compare tRump, Musk and Tulsi to:


General Zod, Ursa and Non, The Evil Trinity, Superman II (1980)

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Did Ursa go to Cal?