Leaving out those who might be serious picks:
Transportation: Jeremy Clarkson
Treasury: James "Mad Money" Cramer
Agriculture: Snoop Dog
Labor: Ellen Degeneres
Health and Human Services: Grey Worm Kennedy or Paula Dean
Sec of Defense: Pete Hegseth. Yes, really.
Veterans Affairs: Omarosa (in case you wondered how he really feels about you losers and suckers)
CMS Admin: Dr. Oz
Dept. of Interior: Justin Beiber
Attorney General: Rudy, Rudy, Rudy (he needs the money) after Gaetz goes down in flames
Homeland Security: Kristy "who let the dogs out" Naomi
Sec of Education: Olivia Jade
Government Improvement: Can't improve on Trump's existing picks
SBA: Kaitlan Jenner (checks off many boxes)
State: Kid Rock
Housing and Urban Development: Paris Hilton
UN Ambassador: Kayne West
Trade Representative: Roseanne Barr
Ambassador to the Vatican: Ted Nugent
Special Envoy to the EU: John Clese
Special Envoy to China: Brad Pit (banned from China since 2014)
Transportation: Jeremy Clarkson
Treasury: James "Mad Money" Cramer
Agriculture: Snoop Dog
Labor: Ellen Degeneres
Health and Human Services: Grey Worm Kennedy or Paula Dean
Sec of Defense: Pete Hegseth. Yes, really.
Veterans Affairs: Omarosa (in case you wondered how he really feels about you losers and suckers)
CMS Admin: Dr. Oz
Dept. of Interior: Justin Beiber
Attorney General: Rudy, Rudy, Rudy (he needs the money) after Gaetz goes down in flames
Homeland Security: Kristy "who let the dogs out" Naomi
Sec of Education: Olivia Jade
Government Improvement: Can't improve on Trump's existing picks
SBA: Kaitlan Jenner (checks off many boxes)
State: Kid Rock
Housing and Urban Development: Paris Hilton
UN Ambassador: Kayne West
Trade Representative: Roseanne Barr
Ambassador to the Vatican: Ted Nugent
Special Envoy to the EU: John Clese
Special Envoy to China: Brad Pit (banned from China since 2014)