When a NOOB uses ROBINHOOD for his EPS estimate.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
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DiabloWags said:
When a NOOB uses ROBINHOOD for his EPS estimate.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
I neither bought nor sold the stock today, and I have no problem using Robinhood for EPS estimates.
Robinhood estimated EPS: .35
FactSet estimated EPS: .39
Actual EPS: .40
Is everyone a NOOB who doesn't have the mindset of a cranky 90 year old?
oski003 said:
Is everyone a NOOB who doesn't have the mindset of a cranky 90 year old?
Not cranky.
Nowhere near 90.
But it's truly fascinating to watch your Ego get the best of you every single day here.
It's shocking just how insecure you are.
You're a lot like Trump.
Can't admit that you're ever wrong.
DiabloWags said:oski003 said:
Is everyone a NOOB who doesn't have the mindset of a cranky 90 year old?
Not cranky.
Nowhere near 90.
But it's truly fascinating to watch your Ego get the best of you every single day here.
It's shocking just how insecure you are.
You're a lot like Trump.
Can't admit that you're ever wrong.
It's truly fascinating to watch your Ego get the best of you every single day here.
It's shocking just how insecure you are.
You're a lot like Trump.
Can't admit that you're ever wrong.
Also, you act like a cranky 90 year old. I don't know how old you physically are.
*no popcorn*
oski003 said:
Oh wow! It is down 2.5% yet still up 5% on the week going into earnings. ZOMG!!! Apparently, keep me from open windows!
Well, this post sure didn't age very well.
Lmfao.
This is what "noobs" do.
They open mouth, insert foot.
Guess the conference call didn't go very well.
DiabloWags said:oski003 said:
Oh wow! It is down 2.5% yet still up 5% on the week going into earnings. ZOMG!!! Apparently, keep me from open windows!
Well, this post sure didn't age very well.
Lmfao.
This is what "noobs" do.
They open mouth, insert foot.
Guess the conference call didn't go very well.
It is still up 3% on the week after some moron said, when it was trading at $285, that it would drop down to $175.
That is what cranky old wankers do.
They open mouth, insert foot.
The TITLE of this THREAD is the official TSLA is TANKING THREAD.
It is indeed TANKING TODAY.
Some people have terribly poor reading comprehension.
Makes you really wonder if they ever went to CAL.
So much for "beating" earnings estimates.
I wonder what Ai says?
LMFAO.
It is indeed TANKING TODAY.
Some people have terribly poor reading comprehension.
Makes you really wonder if they ever went to CAL.
So much for "beating" earnings estimates.
I wonder what Ai says?
LMFAO.
DiabloWags said:
The TITLE of this THREAD is the official TSLA is TANKING THREAD.
It is still up 3% on the week, even after dropping a little bit today after hours. That's not tanking. Meanwhile, EXAS is down 5% on the week.
Some people have terribly poor reading comprehension.
Makes you really wonder if they ever went to CAL.
LMFAO
I'm not a Wall Street Shark like you guys, but 40 cents in earnings on a $322 stock share is about 0.1%. Doesn't sound like a fabulous money maker to me.
It's currently trading at 134x earnings.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
DiabloWags said:
It's currently trading at 134x earnings.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
I am glad that my young children are less insecure than some posters on this board.
DiabloWags said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
That's Tom Lee.
He was the former JPM strategist.
He's a freaking PERMA-BULL on everything.
He's never been bearish in his whole life.
But you probably didn't know that.
Seems like you are jealous of the bank he made while you were shorting the market a few months ago. Guess what? I bought Tesla around $25/share.
But you probably don't believe that.
A few months ago I put some short positions on and covered.
No big deal. It was just a "trade" with a defined risk. Not an investment. Duh.
But you strike me as someone that just rides stuff up and down and "cheerleads" .
As for your claim that you own Tesla at $25, I couldn't care any less.
But you certainly do repeat that an awful lot here.
Insecure much?
Hey bro, I bought Tesla at $25 a share. Yes, I was still holding those shares when you lost money on your announced short, and I am still holding them now. Thanks for being super interested in my Tesla holdings. Toodles.
Feel free to post a screenshot of your Tesla position.
Talk is cheap, especially here.
Hey 03, We are still waiting to see a screen shot of your positions?
oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
It's currently trading at 134x earnings.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
I am glad that my young children are less insecure than some posters on this board.
Says the poster who is unable to IGNORE me and whose last 24 STRAIGHT POSTS are in reply to my posts.
Yeah, you're not insecure.
You just follow me around here evety day, every week, every month. You couldnt put me on ignore if your life depended on it.
Let's hope your kids fall miles away from the tree.
Their dad needs professional help.
DiabloWags said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
It's currently trading at 134x earnings.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
I am glad that my young children are less insecure than some posters on this board.
Says the poster who is unable to IGNORE me and whose last 24 STRAIGHT POSTS are in reply to my posts.
Yeah, you're not insecure.
You just follow me around here evety day, every week, every month. You couldnt put me on ignore if your life depended on it.
Let's hope your kids fall miles away from the tree.
Their dad needs progressional help.
*Diet Coke*
[Five edits, and at least two basic errors remain. Doesn't read like a Cal grad.]
movielover said:DiabloWags said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
It's currently trading at 134x earnings.
PS. Anyone that relies on a brokerage named Robinhood for an EPS estimate is by no means a Wall Street shark. They're a noob.
I am glad that my young children are less insecure than some posters on this board.
Says the poster who is unable to IGNORE me and whose last 24 STRAIGHT POSTS are in reply to my posts.
Yeah, you're not insecure.
You just follow me around here evety day, every week, every month. You couldnt put me on ignore if your life depended on it.
Let's hope your kids fall miles away from the tree.
Their dad needs progressional help.
*Diet Coke*
[Five edits, and at least two basic errors remain. Doesn't read like a Cal grad.]
Wow, just wow. It looks like someone else needs "progressional" help.
In the spirit of UNITY OVER DIVISION, you should quit this thread now. Got buried too deep. When he goes to "what does AI say?", you are cooked every time.
Where's Phase 2?
VOTE BLUE
Go Bears Forever
Where's Phase 2?
VOTE BLUE
Go Bears Forever
SBGold said:
In the spirit of UNITY OVER DIVISION, you should quit this thread now. Got buried too deep. When he goes to "what does AI say?", you are cooked every time.
Where's Phase 2?
VOTE BLUE
Go Bears Forever
AI says:
"This thread was started by a cranky wanker on 2/27/25 when Tesla stock was $282. Now, Tesla stock is over $300. EDS and TDS are both very real. Get help."
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Elon already done his damage to Cheeto already. LMAO
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Robotaxi debuts in SF tomorrow.
But TSLA didnt apply for the permit in time, so a human being will be required to be in the drivers seat.
Lmfao.
But TSLA didnt apply for the permit in time, so a human being will be required to be in the drivers seat.
Lmfao.
DiabloWags said:
Robotaxi debuts in SF tomorrow.
But TSLA didnt apply for the permit in time, so a human being will be required to be in the drivers seat.
Lmfao.
That's amazing news! Anti-Tesla morons implied here that Tesla was at a failed Beta stage in Austin. It is great to hear that those losers were wrong once again.
oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Robotaxi debuts in SF tomorrow.
But TSLA didnt apply for the permit in time, so a human being will be required to be in the drivers seat.
Lmfao.
That's amazing news! Anti-Tesla morons implied here that Tesla was at a failed Beta stage in Austin. It is great to hear that those losers were wrong once again.
Says the guy that said that earnings were a "beat".
But the stock collapsed 9%
DiabloWags said:oski003 said:DiabloWags said:
Robotaxi debuts in SF tomorrow.
But TSLA didnt apply for the permit in time, so a human being will be required to be in the drivers seat.
Lmfao.
That's amazing news! Anti-Tesla morons implied here that Tesla was at a failed Beta stage in Austin. It is great to hear that those losers were wrong once again.
Says the guy that said that earnings were a "beat".
But the stock collapsed 9%
It was up when the ER was released. It went down on vague forward guidance. It has bounced back where it actually is up since the morning of the ER (and up on the week). I am happy to educate you and other noobs. I helped an old lady cross the street the other day.
This 4 year long Federal Trial might just open the liability flood gates.
It will embolden a lot of people to go to court.
Even Mega Bull analyst Dan Ives of Wedbush Securities noted that "It's a big number that will send shockwaves to others in the industry. It's not a good day for Tesla."
It will embolden a lot of people to go to court.
Even Mega Bull analyst Dan Ives of Wedbush Securities noted that "It's a big number that will send shockwaves to others in the industry. It's not a good day for Tesla."
^I gathered that Tesla's self-driving system only uses cameras while the Chinese EVs use both cameras and radars.
BYD gaining ground in many open markets. like Spain:
BYD gaining ground in many open markets. like Spain:
🇨🇳🇪🇸 BYD is now outselling Tesla in Spain 2:1 pic.twitter.com/p3cu1f9Cn9
— Dott. Orikron 🇵🇹 (@orikron) August 1, 2025
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