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Predicted grade for this episode: D+

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B.A. Bearacus said:

Predicted grade for this episode: D+



Ha! Was going to post this.

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What are the projected odds that EM scores?
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"...the $5bn United Airlines received from the $2.2tn Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act (Cares Act) has helped the airline hand back billions to shareholders and millions to executives. But for 2,500 United catering workers who struggled through the pandemic, it's a different story. The company is now weighing plans to outsource their jobs to a contractor."

United Airlines received billions in Covid aid. Now thousands of workers could lose their jobs


https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/apr/25/united-airlines-layoffs-covid-relief?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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America's largest media markets:


Data: Nielsen; Table: Axios Visuals

Rounding out the top 20 ... 11. Phoenix, 12. Seattle, 13. Tampa-St. Petersburg, 14. Minneapolis-St. Paul, 15. Detroit, 16. Denver, 17. Orlando, 18. Miami, 19. Cleveland, 20. Sacramento. Axios

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Predicted grade for this episode: D+




" After the announcement that Elon Musk will host "Saturday Night Live" on May 8, with musical guest Miley Cyrus, MarketWatch imagines this monologue, as redacted by the SEC:



Graphic: MarketWatch. Used by permission

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When I first watched this show in 2007, I would've never thought that this guy -- who wasn't even a regular cast member on the show -- would be an Oscar winner one day.

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Supreme Court will hear case that could expand Second Amendment rights



https://mol.im/a/9512819


Well, let's hope tRump's bought and paid for SCOTUS appointees go against him on this one. I once went to a pistol range in Milpitas. I snickered at the long list of Safety Rules posted at check in.....all common sense rules I learned as a 10 year old boy shooting pellet guns. Apparently the average guy at a pistol range frequently violates more than a few of them. Heck, even a U.S. Marshal once told me he lives in fear of dying in the locker room at work because many of his co workers are careless. The point of all of this being, I have no interest walking around in public with a bunch of weekend paintball warriors packing heat on their hips.



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okaydo said:

B.A. Bearacus said:

Predicted grade for this episode: D+



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Opening "monologue" has the potential to be hilarious: SNL cast-member is posing as an audience member... crap, they probably still don't have a live audience... okay, an SNL cast-member comes up to him in the middle of the monologue and throws a pie in his face. A minute later, same thing. Then a third time. Everybody laughs at him...

I'm sure one of SNL's top-shelf writers could finish this off with a bang. Maybe involving a flame-thrower.
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Big C said:

okaydo said:

B.A. Bearacus said:

Predicted grade for this episode: D+



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Opening "monologue" has the potential to be hilarious: SNL cast-member is posing as an audience member... crap, they probably still don't have a live audience... okay, an SNL cast-member comes up to him in the middle of the monologue and throws a pie in his face. A minute later, same thing. Then a third time. Everybody laughs at him...

I'm sure one of SNL's top-shelf writers could finish this off with a bang. Maybe involving a flame-thrower.

SNL has had live audiences all season.

The State of New York has banned live audiences, but Saturday Night Live found a loophole by paying each audience member $150 each and making them temporary employees.
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I think the SNL cast is fabulous...but the majority of the skit writing is cringeworthy.
I have a hard time believing that after running through some of the skits during the week that the cast members don't go out for a drink later and say *** was that?

It makes you pine for the days of the skits of Living Color, MADtv and the Dave Chappelle Show.
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"English soccer is planning a social media blackout this weekend to protest the online bullying of its athletes and analysts, Jeff writes.

Why it matters: This is the "most direct effort yet by a sport to pressure social media companies like Twitter, Instagram and Facebook to take action against online abuse," write NYT's Jesus Jimnez and Andrew Das." Axios


"You Bloody Wanker!"

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We need to really f someone up if we ever get to the bottom of this.

White House investigating 'unexplained health incidents' similar to Havana syndrome


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/apr/29/us-unexplained-health-incidents-officials-washington?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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This Lady Gaga dognapper story is wild. 5 people have been arrested.

The woman who "found" the bulldogs turned out to have had a relationship with the father of one of the gang members who kidnapped the dogs.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/29/lady-gaga-dognappers-arrested-attempted-murder-french-bulldogs/
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Merrick Garland rapidly erasing Trump effect at Justice Department - Axios


https://www.axios.com/merrick-garland-justice-department-giuliani-15af1522-83fd-43e3-9d9d-1331873c9058.html



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okaydo said:

B.A. Bearacus said:

Predicted grade for this episode: D+



Ha! Was going to post this.
Pre-grade dropped to F+. Musk is a Babylon Bee level comic talent.



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Narcissistic "enfant terrible" sucks at California's teat for years, then moves his whining, flame-throwing ass to Texas.

SNL May 8
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The trial that will decide the future of Apple's App Store - Axios


https://www.axios.com/apples-app-store-epic-games-fortnight-trial-3cb9eac4-83d6-4ad3-a0ad-c98bfcd65192.html
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Love is dead.

I predict Bill Gates' next wife will be an older woman, somebody born in the 80s.
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If Billy Boy was steppin' out, I want to see what side action that will cost him $65,000,000,000 looks like.
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If Billy Boy was steppin' out, I want to see what side action that will cost him $65,000,000,000 looks like.
Two words: Pre-nup.
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Liz Hurley is eligible.

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"We no longer believe we can grow together". Oh brother.
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