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Do cars on Sand Hill Road ever get hit by lousy drives from the 1st tee at Furd GC?
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bearister said:

Do cars on Sand Hill Road ever get hit by lousy drives from the 1st tee at Furd GC?
"Excuse me: there are NO lousy drives from the 1st tee at Stanford Golf Course!"
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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bearister said:

Do cars on Sand Hill Road ever get hit by lousy drives from the 1st tee at Furd GC?
It's more likely to get hit on Junipero Serra than on Sand Hill Road. I had some close calls with golf carts crossing Junipero Serra while riding my bike.
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Here is a photo of me when I played Furd GC a few years ago. As you can see, I fully represented and in addition, engaged in an appropriate act of Furd desecration on one of the tee boxes.



*I protected my anonymity in the photo. It took me 58 minutes to drive there from the WC for a noon tee time and 3 hours to drive home on a rainy evening.
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bearister said:

Do cars on Sand Hill Road ever get hit by lousy drives from the 1st tee at Furd GC?
Not unless you consider a 600 plus yard drive lousy. The bridge off the first tee is a over a different street. Calpoly is right, push your drive right you bouncing down JS Blvd.
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I just remember the 1st tee shot goes over a lot of trees and I thought a road. At the time I remember wondering if anyone had ever hit a car.

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This is the actor who plays Larry Ellison in The Dropout.

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The foreign policy establishment- Kissinger, George Schhltz, General Mattis- fell heavily for the con. It's just a good thing Mao and Brezhnev weren't young pieces of a$$.
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Theranos merchandise on eBay sparks bloodlust among Elizabeth Holmes fans


https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/apr/29/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-ebay-merchandise?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

"A set of five Theranos branded pens recently sold for $150. A water bottle is currently listed for $1,500. For $11,000, you can purchase an "authentic" Theranos lab coat (notably "never worn")."

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A federal judge rejected a bid for a new trial for disgraced Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes after concluding a key prosecution witness's recent remorseful attempt to contact her wasn't enough to award her another chance to avoid a potential prison sentence for defrauding investors at her blood-testing company.

https://abc7news.com/technology/bid-for-new-trial-fails-elizabeth-holmes-awaits-sentencing/12430627/



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Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes trial: Prosecutors seek 15-year jail sentence | Fortune


https://fortune.com/2022/11/13/elizabeth-holmes-trial-theranos-fraud-prosecutors-15-year-jail-sentence/



Blinky will have plenty of time to practice "The Elaine" in the hoosegow.





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She gets sentenced on Friday.
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11 Years and $400 Million.


Elizabeth Holmes, Theranos founder, sentenced to 11.25 years in prison (yahoo.com)

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Before sentencing:



After sentencing:

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Linda Blair will have a cameo in Chained Heat VIII as Elizabeth Holmes' mother.

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bearister said:

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Linda Blair will have a cameo in Chained Heat VIII as Elizabeth Holmes' mother.




Nice.
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82gradDLSdad said:

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Linda Blair will have a cameo in Chained Heat VIII as Elizabeth Holmes' mother.




Nice.


In a salute to The Exorcist, there is a scene where Linda has pea soup for lunch in a pub, along with 4 shots of Maker's Mark, to fortify herself before her daughter's sentencing hearing.
When the judge read's Elizabeth's sentence, her mother (Linda Blair) projectile vomits from the first row of the courtroom.

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bearister said:

82gradDLSdad said:

bearister said:

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Linda Blair will have a cameo in Chained Heat VIII as Elizabeth Holmes' mother.




Nice.


In a salute to The Exorcist, there is a scene where Linda has pea soup for lunch in a pub, along with 4 shots of Maker's Mark, to fortify herself before her daughter's sentencing hearing.
When the judge read's Elizabeth's sentence, her mother (Linda Blair) projectile vomits from the first row of the courtroom.




You are on a roll. I'm just staring at the young Linda Blair and wishing time wasn't so hard on us.

Old Linda Blair isn't half bad, though.
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Yes, she did some "posing" in her younger days.

Mike White of The White Lotus will be brought in to write the screenplay for Chained Heat VIII: The Elizabeth Holmes Prison Journey. It will be a dark comedy.

* Chelsea Manning, who has recently taken up acting, is said to be auditioning for the lead role.
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3 weeks after the verdict, she bought a ONE WAY TICKET TO MEXICO.

Now deemed a flight risk.

lol

Elizabeth Holmes bought one-way ticket to Mexico, prosecutors say (yahoo.com)
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3 weeks after the verdict, she bought a ONE WAY TICKET TO MEXICO.

Now deemed a flight risk.

lol

Elizabeth Holmes bought one-way ticket to Mexico, prosecutors say (yahoo.com)


In a different era it would have been…..

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lol
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She gettin' pawed in a U.S.P.

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I was scrolling to find a thread on the Idaho college student killings.

This article is wild. Kentucky lady wants to have sex with the murderer, who is her ideal masculine.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kentucky-mom-says-bryan-kohberger-005129326.html

The article talks about the psychology of thrill seekers. Busted me up. One lady sent Jeffrey Dahmer x-rated pics of herself. This lady posts about how she hasn't had sex in soooo long.

But then I came across this thread and thought, I wonder how many men are sending her cockpicks in jail thinking they want to give it to Elizabeth Holmes with her eyes wide open, not even blinking.

Ridiculous.
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This is what's on your mind at 1:30 AM?

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Clearly you don't see the connection between a Yahoo News scroll and BearInsider. Even when it's spelled out for you.

That's on you, my friend. Not me.
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Anyone that thinks EH has even a microscopic trace of sex appeal has issues.
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bearister said:

Anyone that thinks EH has even a microscopic trace of sex appeal has issues.


Played by Amanda Seyfried?
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oski003 said:

bearister said:

Anyone that thinks EH has even a microscopic trace of sex appeal has issues.


Played by Amanda Seyfried?


….well she 'taint bad, fer sure.
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Anyone that thinks EH has even a microscopic trace of sex appeal has issues.


Yo.
Men are horndogs.
That was my point. That if a woman is suddenly attracted to a knife murderer, then what must men be thinking about EH?
It's laughable.
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Lizzy Holmes is crunching numbers and playing 3D chess:



…and she has come up with the Long Game to maximize the time her pasty White arse doesn't spend in a USP:


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Convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes must report to prison, judge rules Ars Technica


https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/04/elizabeth-holmes-loses-bid-to-stay-out-of-prison-during-her-appeal/



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