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Shocky1;842647071 said:

this is not gonna be easy this journey into the heart of darkness




http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?62260-cal-s-monster-class/page653


Despite your fixaton on vilifying their coach, this is not a morality play, Shocky.

A cal victory will be great, but it will not tip the timeless scale of the good versus the bad.
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[SIZE=5]9-14, including FIVE of EIGHT from THREE for 24 points
plus SIX rebounds, 2 assists, 2 steals and a block[/SIZE]

[COLOR="#0000CD"][SIZE=7][FONT=Impact]...and this MONSTER REVERSE SLAM...[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]


[U][SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000CD"]http://es.pn/1PQuDTi[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U]


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[SIZE=5]it's a duck...[/SIZE]

HoopDreams;842646255 said:

[SIZE=5]is that a duck or a beaver?[/SIZE]


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[COLOR="#0000CD"][SIZE=7]welcome back Tyrone Wallace![/SIZE][/COLOR]

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God they looked good....it was so much fun watching these guys have so much success tonite....play like this and the sky's the limit....
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Unfortunately, couldn't make the 500 mile journey to tonight's game. But I did see that our man Shocky got some serious air time on ESPN2. Did Shocky yell something in Benjamin's direction that got him rattled? Did that actually happen?
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left to right, jabari "energy" bird

tonite was a magical nite at haas pavilion, this is the game i've got circled on the calendar all season

criminal dana altman's heart of darkness program was exposed by the high character california golden bears that competed for 40 minutes of relentless ******* intensity kinda like the shockster

jabari bird & jaylen brown played with crazy azz energy, for the 1st time this season they both were smiling & playing like little kids playing basketball on the playground with their best friends...it's almost like they had an epiphany that they play their best ball when they are having fun & attacking the basket...their moms sat together tonite, just beautiful baby

cal family#
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CalEnviroLaw;842647490 said:

Unfortunately, couldn't make the 500 mile journey to tonight's game. But I did see that our man Shocky got some serious air time on ESPN2. Did Shocky yell something in Benjamin's direction that got him rattled? Did that actually happen?


dwayne & i jawed with each other last year & again this season in eugene

benjamin had the last laugh last year when he knocked down a 3 pointer directly in front of me & then turned around with an ugly azz head nodding smile & clapped literally in my face


i always like to ask benji if he knows how to read books & **** like that and if he's looking forward to working at the medford truck stop as a nite shift supervisor when he leaves eugene & probably eventually marrying a lot lizard

shut up, benji#
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washington state (9-15/1-11) almost pulled off the upset in boulder in double overtime but eventually couged it 88-81 to colorado (18-7/7-5) behind george king's 21 points

new starter tres tinkle got 19 points as oregon state (15-8/6-6) built a dam 62-50 in palo alto vs johnny dawkins stanford cardinals (11-11/4-7)

st marys (19-4) lost 69-63 to pepperdine at the gael's tiny crack house in moraga
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Shocky1;842647509 said:

.... the gael's tiny crack house in moraga


LOL Doesn't this **** off those of you that live in Moraga?
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[video=youtube;9HZtubGCTrI][/video]
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south bender;842647095 said:

Despite your fixaton on vilifying their coach, this is not a morality play, Shocky.

A cal victory will be great, but it will not tip the timeless scale of the good versus the bad.


nobody's vilifying criminal dana altman, he's doing that himself

good vs evil#
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Shocky1;842647559 said:

nobody's vilifying criminal dana altman, he's doing that himself

good vs evil#


Yes, the good guys came out on top. Hard work, beautiful basketball, high character...
What a beautiful morning...
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Told you it would be a show. Sorry for you if you missed it.
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[video=youtube;AoUXUoIG5t4][/video]
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Shocky1;842646583 said:

tyronne is gonna get checked out by doc freelove this thursday re: his broken right hand & his return date, saturday's game vs oregon state might be a best case scenario with sammy still starting...somebody gotta tell him that you don't gotta take off all your clothes for a hand medical appointment, ok?

t-wall did the high five postgame celebration after the stanford game wearing a tan lightweight wrap, not a hard cast...he also took some shots in the pregame (45 minutes prior to tip off) warm ups



what up, doc?#


t-wall amping up his teammates with senior leadership hostile defense, breaking bad the oregon fullcourt press with his length & solid decision making, rebounding (8 boards) & then pushing tempo for cal's lethal fastbreak & run outs along with 10 basket attacking points

no wonder he got one of them curvy brunette yoga females for a girlfriend
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Shocky1;842635711 said:

sammy, you are one of the most liked bears on the squad & your more aggressive attacking the basket this season (43.9%) reflects the hard work you've put in since you arrived in berkeley from miami

while this isn't how you wanted it to happen, you've dreamed about being a starting point guard in the pac 12 since your days leading coach grubair's raiders back in the day

you've got one of the most talented supporting cast in the nation, you don't gotta take over the game...just play relentless bad azz d like you did in palo alto & facilitate/distribute the ball while keeping guys together when adversity hits on the floor

you don't gotta be perfect, that's not gonna happen...just play your game, don't be afraid to be vocal & emotional, we're not at ******* moffett library, ok?

let's do this (everybody including t-wall & the shockster got your back)




smile#


sam singer facilitating with 11 assists, 6 points off basket attack & knocked down free throws & 5 physical rebounds along with chasing (along with jordan mathews) punk tyler dorsey who was pushing off all nite in his unsuccessful efforts to get buckets

college basketball teams that can play 2 point guards at the same time are at a huge advantage, that's been one of the integral reasons for usc's run this season...very challenging for opposing teams to create turnovers when ball handlers are on the court

beautiful seeing both sammy & t-wall on the court together, shades of golden state with guys that are multiple

positionless basketball#
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Shocky1;842647568 said:

t-wall amping up his teammates with senior leadership hostile defense, breaking bad the oregon fullcourt press with his length & solid decision making, rebounding (8 boards) & then pushing tempo for cal's lethal fastbreak & run outs along with 10 basket attacking points

no wonder he got one of them curvy brunette yoga females for a girlfriend

Your constant references to Ty's girlfriend are disturbing.
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[SIZE=5]Martin's tweet to players before game...[/SIZE]

[COLOR="#0000CD"][SIZE=5][/SIZE][COLOR="#0000FF"][/COLOR]"Tyrone is cleared for takeoff"[/COLOR]

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Jemarl's Roosevelt team made the CIF Southern Section Open Division playoffs. Opponent TBA ...


Shocky1;842625198 said:

welcome jemarl baker to the cal basketball family

jemarl is not dumb azz, he got a 3.6 gpa

with the new tighter officiating in college basketball, the staff is actively targeting slashers who can attack the basket & knock down free throws along with the tough blue collar mindset to play relentless d, baker is an ideal cal fit

coach hufnagel is jemarl's lead recruiter

like t-man, baker is a late developing player who is expected to be a top 100 player in the 2017 class

jemarl is joining future teammate alec hickaman as part of cal's touch the sky class (2017), these guys are no lupe fiascos

[video=youtube;9xRLHRO24tE][/video]


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including so cal)
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BearBackerinLA;842635779 said:

Marvin Bagley III ruled ineligible. And Sierra Canyon HS lost Ira Lee to Prolific Prep.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/highschool/varsity-times/la-sp-vi-boys-basketball-sierra-canyon-s-marvin-bagley-iii-is-ineligible-20160119-story.html
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Shocky1;842646946 said:

hoop dream's last post includes fotos of the starters playing defensive

but guess what?...there's no picture of jaylen playing d against stanford because none exist, yeah, fotos of jb playing lockdown defense are as rare as sightings of the loch ness monster


https://soundcloud.com/the-tribe-akashic/keep-me-company-feat-master-wendu-tae-haru

shut up, shocky#


yeah, my yoga buddy scored 16 points on 7-16 fgs vs oregon, you expect that kinda offensive firepower from him

but more importantly jaylen was locked in from the opening tip on defensive in arguably his most complete game yet as a california golden bear, he was actually talking on the floor while defending

he's gotta expend as much effort/intensity on defense as he does on offense, when brown plays like a bad azz from atlanta he's gonna put california on his back
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steve alford's ucla bruins (13-11/4-7) & particularly his son bryce continue to play optional defense in losing 81-75 at mckale to arizona (20-5/8-4) as the donut boy of tuscon is continuing to have trouble breathing & controlling his temper

#23 ranked usc (18-6/7-4) threw the ball away for 17 turnovers & got upset 74-67 in temp by asu (14-11/4-8) as the sun devils outrebounded the trojans 16 to 9 on offensive boards
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NYCGOBEARS;842647579 said:

Your constant references to Ty's girlfriend are disturbing.


Dear NYCGOBEARS,

How are you?

I am fine.

Thank you for the valuable feedback re: the importance of conforming to your views of appropriate behavior particularly with respects to curvy brunette yoga females.

Trust me, this will never happen again at the Cal's Monster Class, you are truly my targeted audience (somebody who is never gonna go to a basketball game).

As a token of our efforts to strive for higher professional standards, I will apologize to T-Wall next time we talk, ok?

-Shocky


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[SIZE=5]get up early, do your stuff, and GET TO THE GAME
3 games left ... Cal's going to put on a show

[COLOR="#0000CD"]players will stay after the game for autographs [/COLOR]

don't miss it ... no regrets[/SIZE]

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k(rooks) is gonna have a significant size k mismatch that was not exploited last month in the bears sorry broken down kandy azz soft loss in korvallis

kam is gonna be in the haas at 3:30 pm this afternoon, are you gonna be there too experiencing the magic of kal basketball in person?


the krusty krab#
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Shocky1;842646483 said:




i dunno maybe bogart could play the protagonist kurtz who works to bring light to the heart of darkness of the secret sharer dana altman

mark my words, altman will someday be remembered in the same disgraced disgust of joe paterno for his masterminding the recruitment of rapists (including those that have raped female students at their prior college), guys who break the spines of women, criminals who break almost every law possible & non student athletes that just wanna get buckets in eugene

there are true forces of evil in the world, the oregon basketball program is one of them

trust me, if you go to the game thursday nite at 6:00 pm & your energy helps your high character california golden bears to a victory over the criminals, the look of disbelief dana altman's crooked face during the final minute will be worth the price of admission for a lifetime




angels fall#


staring down dana altman as the bears dribbled out the clock in thursday nite's epic victory at haas pavilion was worth the price of admission, he's got a breaking bad impassive & unremorseful look that covers up his crimes

but that fun & exciting victory won't mean **** if the bears don't feed off our crazy azz homecourt energy this afternoon at 3:30 pm, are you gonna be there?...passively watching the game on tv is a terrible way to waste your life, you can do better than that so take a boat, plane, train, bart, hitchhike, steal a car just make sure you get your azz to haas pavilion on time for the opening tip

are you ready to roll?#
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there are very few things in life more joyous than watching jordan mathews run back on defense after knocking down a 3 point moneyball with j mat signaling that's he off to the races with his tongue hanging out & a determined smile forever frozen in time




the magic of cal basketball (creasy style)#
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Shocky1;842647986 said:

staring down dana altman as the bears dribbled out the clock in thursday nite's epic victory at haas pavilion was worth the price of admission, he's got a breaking bad impassive & unremorseful look that covers up his crimes





It is fitting that, in your immaturity, you would be obnoxious to Altman, whom you don't actually know. You, Shocky, without sin, love to cast stones.

Go Bears!
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Shocky1;842582692 said:



team: oregon state beavers

shockster 2015/2016 pac 12 prediction: 6th place

coach: wayne "who's your daddy" tinkle

what you need to know about tinkle: wayne's daughter elle plays at gonzaga & daughter joslyn plays at stanford


what up in corvallis?: the beavs return everybody including senior point guard gary payton ii (13.4 ppg, 7.5 rpg & 3.2 apg), malcolm dunvivier (10.7 ppg & 3.5 apg), victor robbins (10.3 ppg), berkeley's langston morris-walker (9.3 ppg & 4.6 rpg), jarmal reid (8.3 ppg) & olaf schaftenaar (7.8 ppg) plus tinkle's son tres & assistant coach stephen thompson's son jr (whose recruitment wisely ended by the cal staff when dad took the job in corvallis), both are top 100 2015 recruits...the beavs play fundamentally sound defense but their abysmal team rebounding (other than payton) will hold them back, osu is gonna be tough when the final score for both teams is in the 50s & 60s

gregg gottlieb is one of the top assistant coaches in the pac 12 in terms of player development & coach thompson is real good in steering his sons away from world class educational opportunities in order to achieve his career goals, maybe ethan will get the chance to do his own thing

what this means for the bears: cal will need to push tempo vs the methodical osu, the new 30 second clock rule will not help the deliberate beavs


oregon state is 15-8/6-6 including a 77-71 victory on their home court over a tired (5 days on the road in the freezing azz northwest, ivan was under the weather) that could not match their energy, they are a cohesive well coached team

the beavers live & die with 6'3" 180 lbs gary payton ii (16.4 ppg with only 30.2% on 3 pointers, 7.8 rpg, 5.4 apg & 2.4 spg) who along with t-wall are the players with the most diversified skill sets in the pac 12...osu also got recently starting freshman coach's son 6'8" 220 lbs tres tinkle (12.1 ppg & 4.9 rpg), freshman assistant coach's son 6'4" 170 lbs stephen thompson jr (9.9 ppg with a 36.4%% on 3 pointers), 6'10" 240 lbs drew eubanks (7.4 ppg with a lethal 57.9% on fgs & 4.1 rpg), 6'10" 235 lbs olaf schaftennar (6.5 ppg & 3.0 rpg), 6'2" 210 lbs malcolm dunvivier (6.4 ppg) & former berkeley high school 6'5" 215 lbs langston morris-walker (5.7 ppg)

the gameplan for the bears is simple, cal can win this game if they play relentless lockdown d & push tempo while pounding the beavers on the boards & attacking the basket while limiting gpii

let's do this (got a lot of energy)#
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south bender;842647993 said:

It is fitting that, in your immaturity, you would be obnoxious to Altman, whom you don't actually know. You, Shocky, without sin, love to cast stones.

Go Bears!

"criminal" might be a tad strong, bu you don't need to know Altman personally to see that the program he is running at Oregon cuts corners to a degree that is unethical.
Altman is 100 % self serving with his laissez-faire, "player's coach" persona. In essence, the type of coach I would like to see fail at every level.
I was too far away to get into a staring match with the ferret-faced Altman, but during a quiet moment at the end of thursday's game I yelled out, "Crime doesn't pay, Altman".
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A) Shocky is what he is. And I would note (it IS interesting in sorta a psych 101 way) the totally over the top cheese cake seems to be trending down as his daughters date....hmmmmmm......

B) So give "A" I don't know why people feel the need to keep coming on an engaging. I readily admit I did. It was a waste of typing.

C) Lets just enjoy the ride TOGETHER as one family. No judgements. All center. Good Karma.

REmember
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2017 Cal commit Jamarl Baker's Roosevelt team will face Redondo Union in the CIF Southern Section Open Div playoffs. If Baker's team wins, may face Sierra Canyon and then possibly Bishop Montgomery with Cal recruits Ethan Thompson and Jordan Schakel. Chino Hills HS with the UCLA-bound Ball brothers is the favorite in the other bracket.





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Shocky1;842646920 said:

what was the highlight of saturday afternoon's clownpunking of stanford?

that would be sammy singer's correctly reading young ivee's american sign language for stick talk & delivering a crowd erupting lob pass which got slammed down with authority that brought the sold out haas pavillion true faithful to their feet with uncontainable screaming, great teams know how to create energy for themselves & their fans





are the bears gonna bring stick talk to haas in a couple of hours or what?


stick talk#
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