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5:09p, 4/5/24

2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #6

the hardware man back at memorial stadium with them dragons, tomorrow will be the 1st physical contact session of the spring with live violence

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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:15p, 4/5/24
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2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #6

the hardware man back at memorial stadium with them dragons, tomorrow will be the 1st physical contact session of the spring with live violence




Nice to keep up with ODowd even though they have not had top recruits since Onny was running the show at Cal and ignoring them. I think 80% of the coaches there are former Cal football players.
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Shocky1 said:

2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #6

the hardware man back at memorial stadium with them dragons, tomorrow will be the 1st physical contact session of the spring with live violence




Nice to keep up with ODowd even though they have not had top recruits since Onny was running the show at Cal and ignoring them. I think 80% of the coaches there are former Cal football players.


After St retired from the NFL, I wanted Tedford or Sonny to hire Sr at LB or later DC. Kelly hired him at the Niners and he was a DC at Illinois in 2016.

Jr grad transfered to Illinois in 2016 to play for his dad.
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10:31p, 4/5/24

that receiver would've been DEAD#
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san antonio pga tournament: 3rd round update

despite an unplayable lie after a wayward drive 50 yards into the woods on the 2nd easiest hole on the course the par 5 14th & a near hole in one on the drivable par 4 17th hole max homa shot a 72...and continuing to shove putts to misses right of the cup & a one foot tap in birdie 3 on his final hole of the day (the par 4 9th hole) colin morikawa shot a 75

and so with that being said neither california golden bear lost their **** & started drinking heavily on the course, they got sweet dispositions or something

temper trap at the riverwalk#
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2:51p, 4/6/24

2025 quick strike linebacker 6'3.5" 210 lbs elliott schaper from powerhouse westlake high school in austin is gonna visit cal june 6th-9th

schaper wuz the central texas defensive player of the year last season & his closing speed/instincts to the ball are unreal


elliott is not a dumb azz, he's also taking an official visit to duke

yeah the university of calveston is continuing to build that pipeline buc-ee's brand with more high school recruits from texas than cali

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
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5:04p, 4/6/24



where's .340 alyssa herrera???#
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5:59p, 4/6/24

2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #7

the bears still doing 7 on 7 & some pad work but full LIVE VIOLENCE will not happen until next saturday's scrimmage...former safety/high gpa hunter barth is taking advantage of the reps at inside linebacker & flashing, very easy to root for this exceptional young man with such a bright future both on & off the field

bryan cardwell finally practicing at running back with a large brace & offensive tackle victor stoffel still not ready for full contact

jaydn ott luvs it when starting guards sioape vatikani & matthew wykoff are pulling for him, don't tell nobody but the key to the 2024 fall acc season offensively is gonna be the PITCH OUTS to ott in wide open ******* space on the edges that celebrate the magic of cal football



coach wilcox is NOT happy with the lack of offensive ball security, that **** gotta stop...justin also confirming wut shocky tole u that nick morrow is 100% focused & making strides in potentially starting at the critical left tackle position for cal's monster offensive line



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4.2 gpa all state linebacker from mesa mountain view#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (going to desert pool parties is the NOT the pathway to building generational wealth)
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4.1 gpa 6'2" 265 lbs active defensive lineman from petaluma's st vincent de paul high school#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including shocky's future t-rex yoga studio in yountville with groupons at the french laundry & FREE bicycle rides)
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:20p, 4/6/24
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2024 berkeley elections: vote for the innovation/financial balanced budget party, rich lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director

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leidy is gonna join becky g as buc-ee's 1st brand INNOVATION ambassadors (which will involve their participation at shocky's FREE fall pregame acc & auburn tailgate parties this fall) to the university of calveston



this **** is no effort#
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update from seattle: jeremiah hunter is running with the 2s right now & the decimated offensive line is arguably the worst in the power 4 conferences which is gonna result in zero time for a downfield vertical passing game this fall for this huskies...j-hunt is gonna potentially come off the bench for a couple of quick developing bubble screens where his length & catch radius will be an advantage

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one of shocky's greatest wishes (other than a handstand) in life is for his daughters shay & taylor and his son kyle to love their forever partners for travel adventures all across planet earth (including the campanile), yeah who knew my poly bad azz brah jaydn ott is the lead singer for temper trap?

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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:24p, 4/7/24
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san antonio pga tournament: 3rd round update

Probably less than 10 miles from my house, in Helotes.

despite an unplayable lie after a wayward drive 50 yards into the woods on the 2nd easiest hole on the course the par 5 14th & a near hole in one on the drivable par 4 17th hole max homa shot a 72...and continuing to shove putts to misses right of the cup & a one foot tap in birdie 3 on his final hole of the day (the par 4 9th hole) colin morikawa shot a 75

and so with that being said neither california golden bear lost their **** & started drinking heavily on the course, they got sweet dispositions or something

temper trap at the riverwalk#


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san antonio pga tournament: 4th round update

overall with his game looking pretty sharp max homa with a final round 70 & finished 4 under par & tied for 25th while colin morikawa needs to just take some deep breaths & relax while keeping it simple despite a finishing 74 & a tie for 75th with a couple of journeymen like pittstop

yeah heavy is the head that wears the crown

reality is that this week's tune up at the san antonio buc-ee's open is just escapism, next week is THE MASTERS at which homakawa will be joined by byeong hun an at augusta national



we have some drums here (in a a simple black prada dress sippin' perrier in a back room of the nightclub)#
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makes no sense that orange (.179) & alley (.176) are starting in front of herrera (.340) who dnp in the double header
more crazy **** with raven (.167) getting the start & later pinch hit for by orange, alyssa (now batting .354, 4th best on the team) finally makes her only appearance of the weekend & promptly bangs out a single to left field & does the happy dance again on 1st base


yeah alyssa herrera is shocky's favorite softball player but that's kinda besides the point, this kinda reminds me of when damien moore (who got zero recruiting interest rite now in the portal after fresno state & throwing away a berkeley degree) wuz starting in front of jaydn ott

team participation trophies>>>>>>>>>>>>losing softball games (which is a function of not playing the best players)

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7:33p, 4/7/24

coach bloesch (the best developer of talent on the staff followed by aristotle thompson & peter sirmon, yeah ryan longwell is the worst) has extended an offer to 6'6" 295 lbs 2025 offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in nearby brentwood

klisiewicz got a blue collar trench worker work ethic, he can already squat 465 lbs & clean 255 lbs, those #s will go thru the roof in the right collegiate s&c program...he would be a tremendous addition to cal's monster offensive line that has been coached up in high school


mike is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa for an o-line room that got the highest gpas in the california golden bear football program, yeah earning berkeley degrees is part of the deal along with physically pounding for ground

fun fact: brentwood to berkeley is 74 miles for the fam/friends on fall gamedays

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development at memorial stadium with coach bloesch & coach leighton in the acc and hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
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8:18p, 4/7/24

2025 relentless insane energy highly instinctual inside linebacker 5'11" 225 lbs mana tuioti from sheldon high school in eugene is gonna official trip to cal june 6th-9th...this is a physical prospect that invites contact


dad tony is the oregon ducks offensive line coach & he wuz the bears outside linebacker coach during the sonny dykes era...if this is a 50 year decision then cal is gonna be in great shape in this recruitment


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the drizzly azz northwest)
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"coach bloesch (the best developer of talent on the staff followed by aristotle thompson & peter sirmon, yeah ryan longwell is the worst)…."

Yes, Bloesch and Sirmon were great as position coaches…

Peter Principle?

Hopefully Bloesch, Sirmon and Wilcox all prove otherwise this Fall.
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In reply to calumnus • 4:30a, 4/8/24
calumnus said:
"coach bloesch (the best developer of talent on the staff followed by aristotle thompson & peter sirmon, yeah ryan longwell is the worst)…."

Yes, Bloesch and Sirmon were great as position coaches…

Peter Principle?

Hopefully Bloesch, Sirmon and Wilcox all prove otherwise this Fall.


I sense Sirmon and Wilcox are one level above their best coaching positions. Can't blame them for not turning down promotions and more money. They did their jobs, ie keep trying to advance and let ADs decide if they are good enough. Of course we also have an AD who is at least one level above his best position.
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8:15a, 4/8/24
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chef chandler rogers makes the best bbq ribs evah, dude has obviously NEVER been to the buc-ee's outside of denton

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jaylen brown fell in the cali sun (and learned yoga from the monster, jb learned bout threesomes in the nba)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:35p, 4/8/24
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fun fact: brentwood to berkeley is 74 miles for the fam/friends on fall gamedays
74 miles? Sacramento is roughly 75 miles. Brentwood is much closer.
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 3:24p, 4/8/24
82gradDLSdad said:
calumnus said:
"coach bloesch (the best developer of talent on the staff followed by aristotle thompson & peter sirmon, yeah ryan longwell is the worst)…."

Yes, Bloesch and Sirmon were great as position coaches…

Peter Principle?

Hopefully Bloesch, Sirmon and Wilcox all prove otherwise this Fall.


I sense Sirmon and Wilcox are one level above their best coaching positions. Can't blame them for not turning down promotions and more money. They did their jobs, ie keep trying to advance and let ADs decide if they are good enough. Of course we also have an AD who is at least one level above his best position.


Yes "At least." I'd say Knowlton would be horrible at any level in the Cal athletics administration. He is in the wrong profession in the wrong location.

Sirmon was helped by his college roommate and best friend being the hiring manager for the Cal gravy train for mediocrities.
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In reply to WalterSobchak • 9:03p, 4/8/24
WalterSobchak said:
Shocky1 said:
fun fact: brentwood to berkeley is 74 miles for the fam/friends on fall gamedays
74 miles? Sacramento is roughly 75 miles. Brentwood is much closer.
walter, i personally believe that a lotta us americans like coach bloesch such as and so forth don't have maps and therefore we should help iraq and asian countries with maps so we can build america's future better

wut???



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9:15p, 4/8/24
2024 california golden bear spring ball: practice #8



center bastian swinney & left guard matthew wykoff switched positions today running with the 1s, uber athletic rush reimers is quickly picking up the o-line schemes & is the 6th trench worker rite now

cal's monster offensive line is NOT counting calories#
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3.7 gpa 2025 6'2" 195 lbs wide receiver with 21.5 mph SPEED from del norte high school (affiliated with legoland)#
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9:35p, 4/8/24

physically violent defense back 6'1" 190 lbs benjamin alefaio from orange lutheran high school is gonna officially trip to cal on june 20th-23rd...he also got trips scheduled to smu & asu


benjamin is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:50p, 4/8/24
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2025 relentless insane energy highly instinctual inside linebacker 5'11" 225 lbs mana tuioti from sheldon high school in eugene is gonna official trip to cal june 6th-9th...this is a physical prospect that invites contact


dad tony is the oregon ducks offensive line coach & he wuz the bears outside linebacker coach during the sonny dykes era...if this is a 50 year decision then cal is gonna be in great shape in this recruitment


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the drizzly azz northwest)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/


Tony Tuioti was at Cal under Wilcox. He was linebacker coach in 2017 and then DL coach in 2018 when Wilcox brought his friends Peter Sirmon and Andrew Browning in. Browning was promoted to DL coach from QC the same day Tuioti was named DL coach at Nebraska in 2019.


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10:38p, 4/8/24

mikey matthews gotta big azz smile & sticky azz fingers plus SPEED (unlike last season's misadventures of rotating starting wideouts other than trond that couldn't create separation, routinely dropped passes & didn't block worth a ****)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:57a, 4/9/24
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Shocky1 said:
OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM THE CAL ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT:
after a 7 week delay & this week's monster threats of relentless legal action against her personally, the following response wuz just received from delaney heller:

"Bill, this is follow up response to your PRA request. The answer to your question is yes, the athletic department received a $15M loan from the central campus in FY23."

We now consider this request closed."

in summary, this means the athletic department covertly borrowed from the central campus $11,000,000 in fy22 and $15,000,000 in fy 23 for a total of $26,000,000 during the last 2 fiscal years instead of balancing the budget via reducing bureaucratic overhead and cutting sport teams


cal's monster class haas biz school public service tutorial on how to read a financial statement (how jim knowlton is playing the con game):

1st of all open on a separate screen or print out the following statement of revenues and expenses for the intercollegiate department of athletics for the fiscal year ended june 30, 2023, ok?
https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/sidearm.nextgen.sites/calberk.sidearmsports.com/documents/2024/1/25/FY23_UCB_Athletics_SRE_Website_Copy.pdf

notice under "Operating Revenues" that there is a line for "Direct Institutional Support" in the amount of $36,652,879

this $36,652,879 includes the $15,000,000 covert loan from the central campus that wuz discovered thru my relentless public information requests & follow ups

then notice footnote #1 on the bottom of the statement, "Direct Institutional Support" figure includes non-recurring loan."

this is where the con game with a fraudulent financial statement is being played, this is 100% a recurring loan as evidenced by the $11,000,000 loan in fiscal year 2022 from the central campus, got it?

and make no mistake about it the athletic department right now is most assuredly planning for another loan from the central campus for fiscal year 2024 instead of cutting costs by reducing the bureaucrat bloat & # of financially unsustainable sport teams

with the recent pac 2 settlement costing cal $6,500,000 & also future acc media rights revenues reduced by 70% (which the clueless as **** markeisha has referenced "as a donation back to our acc partners" the 2024 debt number could be $25,000,000+ for the upcoming fiscal year

there is ZERO chance that the athletic department will ever have the future revenues to repay these loans which means the department is heading towards a financial tsunami

dumb azzs will assume that since the federal government can operate in a gazillion dollar debt mode that the cal athletic department can also operate its finances in a similar manner...but guess wut?...the cal athletic department can't print money like the feds

any questions?

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4:36p, 4/9/24
^ all american damien martinez's imminent departure 100% changes the difficulty of the october 28th home game against oregon state, shocky stands corrected that this will not be the dangerous trap game he initially anticipated...as readers of cal's monster class know, he implicitly trusts the decision making of future athletic director candidate andrew mcgraw in this & other less visible decision making matters

and so with that being said, it wuz still a dumb azz move to schedule a game against a team domiciled in a state (oregon) that is not a key destination in the california golden bears recruiting footprint, this out of conference game should've been scheduled against a texas collegiate program like el paso or something

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but for those of u that wanna hear the monster say he wuz wrong, the monster wuz wrong, got it?



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