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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:43a, 10/14/24
Shocky1 said:

r u gonna be in memorial stadium at 1:00 pm on october 26th to cheer on ur bears or r u a clinically depressed gameday thread poster??


Yes. Was hoping for more night games. I actually love them. On every other night I fall asleep at 9:30pm. Cal football is infuriat...uh, I mean exhilarating.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:59a, 10/14/24
I think I've figured out why Wilcox called runs plays (which didn't work) instead of passing plays to go win the game at the very end (which, when failed via another sack, would have taken us out of FG range).

It's because you didn't post enough objectifying pics of women to ensure a Monster OLine.

You should go back to your T&A booth called internet porn and draw up a better recruiting strategy.

Me? Id rather just pay the kids than try and lure them with some 6th grade "I've just entered puberty" scheme.
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11:09a, 10/14/24
^ 100% agreed, smokeshow ponytails r triggering!!

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In reply to concordtom • 12:10p, 10/14/24
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I think I've figured out why Wilcox called runs plays (which didn't work) instead of passing plays to go win the game at the very end (which, when failed via another sack, would have taken us out of FG range).

It's because you didn't post enough objectifying pics of women to ensure a Monster OLine.

You should go back to your T&A booth called internet porn and draw up a better recruiting strategy.

Me? Id rather just pay the kids than try and lure them with some 6th grade "I've just entered puberty" scheme.


I have to admit I probably had USC as my first choice because of the cheerleaders I saw every week on tv. That and their toss sweep to the conveyor belt of tailbacks they churned out. Quite the scholar I was.
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 12:24p, 10/14/24
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:

r u gonna be in memorial stadium at 1:00 pm on october 26th to cheer on ur bears or r u a clinically depressed gameday thread poster??


Yes. Was hoping for more night games. I actually love them. On every other night I fall asleep at 9:30pm. Cal football is infuriat...uh, I mean exhilarating.


Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
Go Bears!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:16p, 10/14/24
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notre dame fighting irish 49
stanford cardinals 7

offensively the cards got nfl talent at wide receiver but beyond breaking bad passing talent at qb1 & qb2 with 87 yards in the air against the irish

defensively stanford is more salty but playing all the time on the field resulted in almost 500 yards of offense for notre dame

yeah them high gpa stanford cardinals (2-4) are my 2nd favorite acc team but if coach bloesch can get his **** together my birthday stormin' the field celebration under scorpio skies at the BIG GAME is gonna be a nite to remember!!

The skinny on Furd:

Offense:

Excellent WRs and a better than average TE. QB and oline are a disaster. The oline has been ineffective in the run game or protecting the passer. SeƱior players are not athletic and the athletic players are inexperienced and young. It is not clear how good the RBs are given the problems at Oline and QB. The QBs typically are the leading rushers.

The athletic 1st string QB Daniels projects as a decent ACC QB. Okay passer, good runner. He was beaten-up and injured vs Clemson (btw, Clemson beats Miami in the ACC championship game IMO). He missed games and probably wasn't ready tor Notre Dame, but tried to play anyway. The 2nd string QB is a transfer run first, second and third QB, and Furd becomes one-dimensional the wrong way given their WRs. They go stubborn with the run and it looks ugly with their weak line. Lot of o-lie penalties, etc. Not even sure who on their line would start for Cal. The third string QB, the future, star recruit Brown from venerable Mater Dei, was seriously injured (throwing hand injury) in their VA Tech game, his second injury in the season. A healthy Brown under Taylor's tutelage and a decent oline is a scary thought with their WRs. That appears to be a scenario that is at least a year away. With Daniels and Brown having injury issues, the QB spot is a disaster. With Daniels, they can move the ball, but the red zone offense is not good. The solid Cal defense should have their way with this unit.

Defense:

Is vastily improved, and it Furd had a decent offense, might be considered one of the better ACC defenses. There is some experience. They lack depth and simply get worn down if the offense is not sustaining drives (see Clemson, VA Tech and Notre Dame games). They have had a lot of terrible second halves. The Furdies are stout against the run at least for a few quarters, and proved somewhat vulnerable to over the top though long passes. Cal is a good match-up for this defense, as Cal doesn't have the kind of offense that sustains drives and wears teams down.

Special teams:

Solid. Their PK is accurate.

If Furd can keep the game close, Cal could Wilcox it and lose.

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2:18p, 10/14/24
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good stuff wifey, in that u go to games on the farm with your charming wifey marie, ur cards 1st hand scouting report is quite insightful

yeah the qb1 ****show is derailing the offense right now, sounds like brown won't be the guy until 2025 which means that stanford's offense might still be sputtering to successfully throw the ball downfield in this november's big game

isn't it kinda unbelievable that a world class ELITE academic institution like stanford don't go 3-4 deep with 4.0+ gpa quarterbacks??

in the monster's opinion that's a function of really ******* bad personnel/recruiting evaluations by former hc david shaw & his staff

hc troy taylor has done a solid job considering the university's admissions reluctance to accept transfers, we need stanford to be successful moving forward in that cal will realistically be following in their footsteps in the next round of conference musical chairs

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In reply to oskidunker • 3:17p, 10/14/24
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:25p, 10/14/24
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good stuff wifey, in that u go to games on the farm with your charming wifey marie, ur cards 1st hand scouting report is quite insightful

yeah the qb1 ****show is derailing the offense right now, sounds like brown won't be the guy until 2025 which means that stanford's offense might still be sputtering to successfully throw the ball downfield in this november's big game

isn't it kinda unbelievable that a world class ELITE academic institution like stanford don't go 3-4 deep with 4.0+ gpa quarterbacks??

in the monster's opinion that's a function of really ******* bad personnel/recruiting evaluations by former hc david shaw & his staff

hc troy taylor has done a solid job considering the university's admissions reluctance to accept transfers, we need stanford to be successful moving forward in that cal will realistically be following in their footsteps in the next round of conference musical chairs

Shaw had a succession of highly rated QBs, who had underwhelming careers at Furd. Two are NFL starters now, many others never saw the field. Some of this had to be on some bad o-line evaluations. Tanner McKee is a stud QB, but not being elusive, was constantly sacked or had his throws rushed. Hard to pass well when you spend so much time on your back.

Also go to some away games, like Furd/Clemson. Clemson is the most over the top college football experience I have seen - like the SEC on steroids. Then noise in Death Valley is deafening. You could tell the Furd players were just totally intimidated. At least with this Big Game, Furd brings a young team, other than for the defensive starters, which could be a factor when the success of this season likely will be measured on if they can take the Axe back. See how they operate under pressure

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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:39p, 10/14/24
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#


He sounds like me. Great guy. Bad D1 head coach even though he is probably thoughtful and smart.
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 4:40p, 10/14/24
oops...sorry Shocky...formatting
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:45p, 10/14/24
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#

Disagree completely. The gadget 2 point try is further evidence that he is a crappy head coach who constantly makes poor in-game decisions. The professor who gave you the A+ sucked! If Justin has fears of screwing up, then he should have resigned years ago.
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 5:05p, 10/14/24
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#


He sounds like me. Great guy. Bad D1 head coach even though he is probably thoughtful and smart.
He is generally thoughtful, but I see a lot of evidence he is not very smart.
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5:06p, 10/14/24
89, 100% disagree, the berkeley prof who gave me an A+ did NOT suck tho she wuz a tortured intellectual with really good hygiene & lustrous cascading brunette hair

u really should stick to topics that u actually know something about like the carbon dioxide combustible levels of non indigenous south american reproductive plants or something!!

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5:24p, 10/14/24

2024 pacific invitational: 1st round update

other than the collegiate world debut of eric zhou (a one under par 70) today's bears play wuz pretty uneventful & actually kinda disappointing

cal (-3) is tied for 5th in the weak azz field behind golfing powerhouses san diego (-12), pacific (-9), grand canyon (-8), california baptist (-8) & tied with washington state (-3)

no es bueno, es muy mal

wut happened?

stockton golf & country club is a a relatively straightforward classic design with short yardage (6,553 yards) & low course (71.8) & slope (132) ratings...it's NOT world class difficult like merion or oakmont so there's really no excuse for the 6 competing bears today to make a combined 19 sloppy azz bogeys

but there r 36 holes for everybody to get their **** together, capice??

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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:57p, 10/14/24
Shocky1 said:
89, 100% disagree, the berkeley prof who me an A+ did NOT suck tho she wuz a tortured intellectual with really good hygiene & lustrous cascading brunette hair

u really should stick to topics that u actually know something about like the carbon dioxide combustible levels of non indigenous south american reproductive plants or something!!

Shocky, you should stick to something you constantly boast to know about: the beauty of golf courses. And you can do a great job of objectifying women and wrongly thinking that you are helping the Cal football program with this stupid thread.
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6:22p, 10/14/24
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89, u got it all backwards, the monster is NOT objectifying women, them curvy brunette yoga females with SMOKESHOW ponytails from academically mediocre schools are objectifying me!!

yeah its true, curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools like asu wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth while discarding low gpa ballers from schools such as tcu, fresno state and so forth to their moms basement at age 30 while valeting cars at chateau marmont

but ur rite that it's predictable dumb azz logic to think that this stupid thread is helping the cal football program, do u wanna discuss this further as my guest on the field during pregame warm ups this saturday at memorial stadium so we can mingle with 2025 recruits & their families before the north carolina state game while u also outline for me a 2025 self improvement action plan replete with deadlines, etc.??...shocky wants to do better (including a handstand at modern yoga but he got t-rex arms, **** me)!!

dom arigato...fyi, it's fuschia not pink in the endless summer of love

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reality is ******* overrated (but a high gpa is NOT overrated in berkeley)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:33p, 10/14/24
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89, u got it all backwards, the monster is NOT objectifying women, them curvy brunette yoga females with SMOKESHOW ponytails from academically mediocre schools are objectifying me!!

yeah its true, curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools like asu wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth while discarding low gpa ballers from schools such as tcu, fresno state and so forth to their moms basement at age 30 while valeting cars at chateau marmont

but ur rite that it's predictable dumb azz logic to think that this stupid thread is helping the cal football program, do u wanna discuss this further as my guest on the field during pregame warm ups this saturday at memorial stadium so we can mingle with 2025 recruits & their families before the north carolina state game while u also outline for me a 2025 self improvement action plan replete with deadlines, etc.??...shocky wants to do better (including a handstand at modern yoga)!!

dom arigato...fyi, it's fuschia not pink in the endless summer of love

https://instagr.am/p/CKUgUXYDb3O


reality is ******* overrated (but a high gpa is NOT overrated in berkeley)#

So I can chat up recruits and pretend that I am helping them come to Cal? I definitely think I can convince 4 and 5 star guys to come here!
4 star recruit: "I decided on Cal the moment I spoke to that bald, older man who randomly approached me on my official. That was when I knew this was the place for me! Plus, the other guy kept talking about golf courses and I am obsessed with golf!"
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6:42p, 10/14/24
89, that's exactly wut shocky is saying, u get it (except for the part that shocky is balding, that's just a bad trim at supercuts)!!

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In reply to calumnus • 6:46p, 10/14/24
calumnus said:
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#


He sounds like me. Great guy. Bad D1 head coach even though he is probably thoughtful and smart.


He is generally thoughtful, but I see a lot of evidence he is not very smart.
Well, I'm very smart.
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In reply to 89Bear • 6:52p, 10/14/24
89Bear said:
Shocky1 said:
89, 100% disagree, the berkeley prof who me an A+ did NOT suck tho she wuz a tortured intellectual with really good hygiene & lustrous cascading brunette hair

u really should stick to topics that u actually know something about like the carbon dioxide combustible levels of non indigenous south american reproductive plants or something!!

Shocky, you should stick to something you constantly boast to know about: the beauty of golf courses. And you can do a great job of objectifying women and wrongly thinking that you are helping the Cal football program with this stupid thread.


You recall he previously ran an identical stoopid azz thread on the basketball board, and got booted from there. Making up lies and pontification, photos and private information about players and their personal lives as if he's some groupie fan boy, and endless pictures of women in sexualized ways. Minor prospects of 15 years old, too.

Just really inappropriate and immature.

Why they let him return to Jack Off here is beyond me.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 6:59p, 10/14/24
Deleted.
I don't want to start up with you again, lowlife.
It won't end well.
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 9:43p, 10/14/24
82gradDLSdad said:
calumnus said:
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#


He sounds like me. Great guy. Bad D1 head coach even though he is probably thoughtful and smart.


He is generally thoughtful, but I see a lot of evidence he is not very smart.
Well, I'm very smart.
Yes, importantly smart enough to see his stupid mistakes (better than many on this board) and I would gladly take you as interim HC in a second just to stop this madness.
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10:22p, 10/14/24
cal's monster class, cal's monster class deux & cal's monster offensive line OFFICIAL response to any & all low gpa repressed stalkers:





^ shocky's bad trim at supercuts (ay caramba, shocky likes trim)#
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10:26p, 10/14/24


3.4 gpa 2025 commit from sierra canyon & the next TAKER#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with the highest # of high gpa defensive backs getting PAID in the national football league)
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11:06p, 10/14/24
MAJOR north carolina state INJURY update:

middle linebacker & the team's 2024 leading tackler with 48 stops caden fordham is OUT for the duration of the season with a serious knee injury


so who the **** on the pack d is gonna cover jack endries (and his ugly azz haircut) over the middle 3rd of the field this saturday??


memorial stadium's scoreboard is gonna be LIT this saturday!!

seasons in the sun (the time is NOW to unleash the cal offense)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:39p, 10/14/24
Shocks, the key to that^ pass to Endries: it was 1st and 10 and as the announcer says "a little misdirection" in the backfield, leaving Endries wide open for the TD.

As I have been saying for what seems like forever, just keep going with play action on first with Fernando throwing 20 yards or more down field to the TE or the WR on a post, or the RB underneath. Just keep doing that building a big lead until they expect it and start dropping guys into coverageā€¦. THEN run the ball as a counter. But we have to stick with the first part until it stops working (they start expecting it and stop jumping the run fake and instead drop LBs into coverage.
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In reply to calumnus • 3:30a, 10/15/24
calumnus said:
82gradDLSdad said:
calumnus said:
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:
oskidunker said:

Is Wilcox a Beaver Believer or a Cal Griever after this game?
https://instagr.am/p/DBEc2D9gtG1
cal's monster class psychoanalysis of justin wilcox:

justin grew up in a household dominated by an alpha male critical dad & a loving but quiet moms, as a result he's a very conservative private person & harbors inner fears of screwing up in life

taking chances like going for it on 4th & 1 from ur own 28 yard line are not in his dna tho the 2 point extra point gadget play suggests he's capable of coming outta his shell every now & then but with that being said justin's almost decade long secret girlfriend is a clear reminder there's still a lotta room for improvement in his self development & eventual authentic happiness...and the monster is gonna help him with that self actualization before he strokes out or something, a couple of ******* PITCHOUTS this saturday vs the pack would be a good ******* start, got it?

yeah shocky aced (gotta a+) in psych 1 in berkeley back in the day

portrait of a head coach with unresolved angst (and a fanbase losing patience)#


He sounds like me. Great guy. Bad D1 head coach even though he is probably thoughtful and smart.


He is generally thoughtful, but I see a lot of evidence he is not very smart.
Well, I'm very smart.
Yes, importantly smart enough to see his stupid mistakes (better than many on this board) and I would gladly take you as interim HC in a second just to stop this madness.
Well, I did win a Diablo Valley Athletic League Pony baseball title as head coach in 1999 so...
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7:22a, 10/15/24
north carolina state qb1 true freshman 6'6" 190 lbs cj bailey:


bailey gotta lotta future development upside but also makes costly errant passes that he won't make in a couple of seasons from now, this saturday the TAKERS gotta opportunity to be off to the races


cj wuz playing high school football in miami a bunch of months ago, he has not yet developed a qb1 biological clock & will be at risk if coach sirmon dials up the dogs of war via multiple disguised blitzing packages from every ******* corner of planet earth



r u a bad man?? (drinking bacardi chasers at chateau marmont's bar & then kissing her on her open mouth at the pool)#
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https://instagr.am/p/C59DojTs361
real talk: if the non innovative marketing tandem of markeisha/knowlton had any discernible creativity they would be offering FUN 35% discounted tix specials for those who dress up as either a superhero amd/or a curvy brunette female girlfriend in berkeley's longstanding tradition of stopping evil on planet earth & specifically villains that r a bad man

and yeah offering FREE tixs to all students is pretty ******* obvious too to ensure memorial stadium is packed this saturday at 12:30 pm with potential future season tix/builders of berkeley donors & not ******* tarps

or cal's lazy azz marketing department (which consists of non berkeley grads that don't bleed & gold just like their self promoting incompetent boss, this is just a job with ZERO accountability) can spend 5 minutes sending out a couple of worthless unreadable promotional emails & call it a day

while the lyons silently watch from pride rock#
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In reply to concordtom • 8:25a, 10/15/24
concordtom said:
89Bear said:
Shocky1 said:
89, 100% disagree, the berkeley prof who me an A+ did NOT suck tho she wuz a tortured intellectual with really good hygiene & lustrous cascading brunette hair

u really should stick to topics that u actually know something about like the carbon dioxide combustible levels of non indigenous south american reproductive plants or something!!

Shocky, you should stick to something you constantly boast to know about: the beauty of golf courses. And you can do a great job of objectifying women and wrongly thinking that you are helping the Cal football program with this stupid thread.


You recall he previously ran an identical stoopid azz thread on the basketball board, and got booted from there. Making up lies and pontification, photos and private information about players and their personal lives as if he's some groupie fan boy, and endless pictures of women in sexualized ways. Minor prospects of 15 years old, too.

Just really inappropriate and immature.

Why they let him return to Jack Off here is beyond me.
dude, he eviscerated you on that thread and you keep coming back. Why man
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9:20a, 10/15/24

shocky is also confident in hc deshaun foster, there is no doubt that he will probably be able to deliver 10+ losses in 2024 & potentially ZERO wins in 2025 when 16 of the current bruins starters are outta eligiblity

when's the ******* calimony check gonna be in the mail??

****show in westwood (except for the polo lounge at the beverly hills hotel after shopping on rodeo)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:26a, 10/15/24
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shocky is also confident in hc deshaun foster, there is no doubt that he will probably be able to deliver 10+ losses in 2024 & potentially ZERO wins in 2025 when 16 of the current bruins starters are outta eligiblity

when's the ******* calimony check gonna be in the mail??

****show in westwood (except for the polo lounge at the beverly hills hotel after shopping on rodeo)#
. Shocking that the AD that hired him is fully confident in him. AD's aren't held that accountable for a couple of bad hires. What a great, incredibly high paying job.
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UCLA's other calimony update:

ucla's largest nil donor casey wasserman (mega sports/entertainment agent & chairman of the 2028 la olympics committee) is getting divorced from his berkeley grad longtime wife laura ziffren
https://nypost.com/2024/08/02/business/los-angeles-olympics-boss-casey-wasserman-accused-of-being-serial-adulterer-report/

yeah his nil donations moving forward r gonna be minimal as more than half (factoring in spousal support for their 2 children) of his net worth will be yet another calimony payment to laura (a talented musician & genuinely nice person) who used to go to cal football games back in the day

ruh roh (in westwood)#
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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 10:02a, 10/15/24
82gradDLSdad said:
Shocky1 said:

shocky is also confident in hc deshaun foster, there is no doubt that he will probably be able to deliver 10+ losses in 2024 & potentially ZERO wins in 2025 when 16 of the current bruins starters are outta eligiblity

when's the ******* calimony check gonna be in the mail??

****show in westwood (except for the polo lounge at the beverly hills hotel after shopping on rodeo)#
. Shocking that the AD that hired him is fully confident in him. AD's aren't held that accountable for a couple of bad hires. What a great, incredibly high paying job.
even Rodeo Drive has some noticeable empty storefronts now. Not what it used to be
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